Massage Parlor Reports

**Pete3854** · 09-26-14 11:11

Originally Posted by Bloozer [View Original Post]

Absolutely phenominal massage. One problem. If and when she gets bored with you she'll stand you up. But, the flip is passable, not great, but what a freakin' massage. I won't go back because she pissed me off.

She's not a cheap AMP. 160, tax, title and out the door. And I was paying it! Oh well, her loss. When I saw her, she swapping between Oasis and Royal. I remember now why she stood me up. I talked to her about doing a four hand with Rhonda from Wonder (If you like a rectal massage). She called me back to set it up. I bailed. I didn't have the wampum for a four hand. I wanted to keep the one on one. Bam! She stood me up. Like I said, her loss.

Thats NOT Linn.

**GRBrazen** · 09-26-14 11:04

Originally Posted by Bloozer [View Original Post]

Absolutely phenominal massage. One problem. If and when she gets bored with you she'll stand you up. But, the flip is passable, not great, but what a freakin' massage. I won't go back because she pissed me off.

She's not a cheap AMP. 160, tax, title and out the door. And I was paying it! Oh well, her loss. When I saw her, she swapping between Oasis and Royal. I remember now why she stood me up. I talked to her about doing a four hand with Rhonda from Wonder (If you like a rectal massage). She called me back to set it up. I bailed. I didn't have the wampum for a four hand. I wanted to keep the one on one. Bam! She stood me up. Like I said, her loss.

I haven't seen Rhonda in quite a while. She was one of my favorites! Has anyone seen her there lately?

**HarryHood** · 09-26-14 10:56

Originally Posted by Bloozer [View Original Post]

Absolutely phenominal massage. One problem. If and when she gets bored with you she'll stand you up. But, the flip is passable, not great, but what a freakin' massage. I won't go back because she pissed me off.

She's not a cheap AMP. 160, tax, title and out the door. And I was paying it! Oh well, her loss. When I saw her, she swapping between Oasis and Royal. I remember now why she stood me up. I talked to her about doing a four hand with Rhonda from Wonder (If you like a rectal massage). She called me back to set it up. I bailed. I didn't have the wampum for a four hand. I wanted to keep the one on one. Bam! She stood me up. Like I said, her loss.

Sorry, but it doesn't take 20/20 vision to see this girl is not Linn. Linn is Asian. This girl, Aggie, is from Latin America.

**Bloozer** · 09-26-14 03:15

Originally Posted by KingAdam [View Original Post]

Has anyone par taken this lovely lady http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/4683729245.html ? I see she is posting heavily these days.

- The King.

Absolutely phenominal massage. One problem. If and when she gets bored with you she'll stand you up. But, the flip is passable, not great, but what a freakin' massage. I won't go back because she pissed me off.

She's not a cheap AMP. 160, tax, title and out the door. And I was paying it! Oh well, her loss. When I saw her, she swapping between Oasis and Royal. I remember now why she stood me up. I talked to her about doing a four hand with Rhonda from Wonder (If you like a rectal massage). She called me back to set it up. I bailed. I didn't have the wampum for a four hand. I wanted to keep the one on one. Bam! She stood me up. Like I said, her loss.

**Bloozer** · 09-26-14 02:51

Originally Posted by KingAdam [View Original Post]

Has anyone par taken this lovely lady http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/4683729245.html ? I see she is posting heavily these days.

- The King.

Absolutely phenominal massage. One problem. If and when she gets bored with you she'll stand you up. But, the flip is passable, not great, but what a freakin' massage. I won't go back because she pissed me off.

She's not a cheap AMP. 160, tax, title and out the door. And I was paying it! Oh well, her loss. When I saw her, she swapping between Oasis and Royal. I remember now why she stood me up. I talked to her about doing a four hand with Rhonda from Wonder (If you like a rectal massage). She called me back to set it up. I bailed. I didn't have the wampum for a four hand. I wanted to keep the one on one. Bam! She stood me up. Like I said, her loss.

**Bloozer** · 09-26-14 02:35

Originally Posted by KingAdam [View Original Post]

Has anyone par taken this lovely lady http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/4683729245.html ? I see she is posting heavily these days.

- The King.

Absolutely phenominal massage. One problem. If and when she gets bored with you she'll stand you up. But, the flip is passable, not great, but what a freakin' massage. I won't go back because she pissed me off.

She's not a cheap AMP. 160, tax, title and out the door. And I was paying it! Oh well, her loss. When I saw her, she swapping between Oasis and Royal. I remember now why she stood me up. I talked to her about doing a four hand with Rhonda from Wonder (If you like a rectal massage). She called me back to set it up. I bailed. I didn't have the wampum for a four hand. I wanted to keep the one on one. Bam! She stood me up. Like I said, her loss.

**KingAdam** · 09-25-14 08:05

Has anyone par taken this lovely lady http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/4683729245.html ? I see she is posting heavily these days.

- The King.

**Mr Cruzer** · 09-24-14 09:42

Originally Posted by LoneWolf35 [View Original Post]

Are there any ladies that are really good at teasing? Last few massages I got where I left happy didn't have any teasing before or after the flip.

I have had really good luck with Kyleen at Healthy Habits on east end of 28th st. Nice personality, good massage, with some decent teasing through-out.

**Charan05** · 09-23-14 21:03

I saw many good reviews on Natalie and visited when I was in that area and also they accept CC, she is very good in shape, for talking and good massage.

Started with back message for 20 minutes and asked if I would like to give her a back rub, I agreed to give then she got undress (Topless). I gave her massage for 20 minutes then she asked me to get back on the table and gave a HJ. Overall good and would repeat.

**Cap Augie Nemo** · 09-23-14 20:40

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

I just threw up in my mouth a little Bit! Please fill us in on the establishment that you got the itch from! I'd like to steer clear of this place / person. This is why I love Kiet's places (Pacific, etc.). Super clean and the ladies are required to change linens after each session.

Other then Pacific massage on 44th and 28th, what does Kiet own?

**Cap Augie Nemo** · 09-23-14 20:37

Originally Posted by Shawtren [View Original Post]

Even closer to Paradise Massage. Interesting. Any chance it is co-owned?

That is an interesting thought, but not likely. I'm guessing they are trying too shed their past by moving, either that or they had a mold problem that wouldn't go away besides the oasis is owned by the folks at massage paradise.

**Bacardi1314** · 09-23-14 20:08

Been hearing about some good things at e / w. Anyone seen Simone there yet?

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...ew-23/17088961

**NoseJelly** · 09-23-14 17:26

Originally Posted by Donntee [View Original Post]

My doc recommends You and I be more careful at MP's that might not do their laundry properly. I visited a place with white sheets and towels, so I assumed shei bleached everything, but obviously not. I also know that her boyfriend is a mongrel (hits anything with a hole) so it could have been him. So anyways, if you are itching like crazy, a prescription for Permithrin clears it up.

I just threw up in my mouth a little Bit! Please fill us in on the establishment that you got the itch from! I'd like to steer clear of this place / person. This is why I love Kiet's places (Pacific, etc.). Super clean and the ladies are required to change linens after each session.