The Rat Trap

[AncientOne]

Agree with AO. IMHO, no pussy is that good that would make me tolerate that kind of behavior. Anyone can hit a bump on the road and a date can be messed up. But so often? Give me a break.

Providers need to know that here in Orlando we have some standards.

Troll the "negative escort reviews" thread to find THREE more mongers stepping up and admitting how DALLAS abused them with her awful "business practices".

Maybe Rufus and Jazak can keep her in business all by themselves!

[Jesse54]

It is one thing to be a pathetic looser that can't get a date, it is a totally different thing to be a pathetic looser that can't even BUY pussy.

On the other hand, one recent young favorite that has been reviewed to death claimed she gets something like 3,000 contacts a day and had to just erase them all, or something like that. I have no idea if that is true. Maybe it is, and maybe Savanna or Paige or one of the other SP's that dare to darken the door of our little Hee Man Woman Haters Club treehouse will tell us if that is even realistic. Quick math. That is a message every thirty seconds. I guess that could explain why she is so hard to reach and never returns calls.

Face it, guys, women really do run the world because they know how to make us loose our minds and do all the thinking with the little head.

Just one man's take on things.

C3.

A wise man once told me women have half the money and ALL of the pussy. That fellows is a combination that is tough to beat. Walking like John Wayne up here in the North. Enjoy the weekend J54.

[Camera3]

It is one thing to be a pathetic looser that can't get a date, it is a totally different thing to be a pathetic looser that can't even BUY pussy.

On the other hand, one recent young favorite that has been reviewed to death claimed she gets something like 3,000 contacts a day and had to just erase them all, or something like that. I have no idea if that is true. Maybe it is, and maybe Savanna or Paige or one of the other SP's that dare to darken the door of our little Hee Man Woman Haters Club treehouse will tell us if that is even realistic. Quick math. That is a message every thirty seconds. I guess that could explain why she is so hard to reach and never returns calls.

Face it, guys, women really do run the world because they know how to make us loose our minds and do all the thinking with the little head.

Just one man's take on things.

C3.

She actually contacted me once to come see her, but I am still on the fence about any provider knowing my identity, probably missed out on my one and only opportunity.

[Member #5076]

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[PharmaGuy]

No need to apologize to me for any reason, Dallas didn't return my call several months ago when one of our members suggested I meet his new found UTR. My ADHD kicked in and I called the next lady down the list. So, she only didn't return my call once and that was enough for me.

Jazak, I have nothing but respect for you as a member here. You contribute to the intel. That is all that matters to me.

That said, Dallas has pissed off quite a few with her current business plan. That is a fact. Her choice. The fact that so many guys try to keep calling her is their choice. Ours is not a perfect world. She is not perfect. Well, if her tits were bigger maybe she would be a little more perfect. But that is a story for a different day.

I just wish those that go to the mat for her didn't feel like they need to defend her. Her actions cannot be defended. I mean, how many cars can one girl total?

Just sayin'.

C3.

She actually contacted me once to come see her, but I am still on the fence about any provider knowing my identity, probably missed out on my one and only opportunity.

[Kenny Lingus]

I think it just comes down to some guys are more willing to put up with BS from the ladies than other guys. All we have to know is, if you want to see Dallas, she is highly unreliable and there is a good chance of being stood up. If you are ok with that, then go for it, but if you don't like getting jerked around (in a bad way) then avoid Dallas.

In this case, I would have to agree with you, although you have to take it on a case by case basis. Just yesterday, I waited 45 minutes for a well known provider with mostly positive reviews. I'm not posting her name here simply because I don't know the circumstances of why I lost contact with her. Maybe her phone died. Maybe she choked on the cock of the guy from the last appointment and couldn't talk. I don't know, so I'll give her the benefit of the doubt. I don't want to cost a good provider business when I don't know the circumstances. However, if it were to happen again, then I would have to write her off as unreliable and probably would post her name in the interest of saving my brothers time and aggravation. But let's face facts about one thing: It's not so much that we wasted our precious time or gas getting stood up that gets us upset; it's more that we left without getting any pussy. And that, my friends, is always a shame and is always upsetting when you were counting on it.

[Otwist]

Good Day Sir.

I think it just comes down to some guys are more willing to put up with BS from the ladies than other guys. All we have to know is, if you want to see Dallas, she is highly unreliable and there is a good chance of being stood up. If you are ok with that, then go for it, but if you don't like getting jerked around (in a bad way) then avoid Dallas.

[Jazak]

Rufus is NOT just hitting and reviewing like the rest of us. He is still pimping or WK for her.

Good Day Sir.

[AncientOne]

Not taking it personal, no emotion here, just seen a few digs towards Rufus that I thought was not fair on his part. He's just hittin & reviewing like the rest of us.

Rufus is NOT just hitting and reviewing like the rest of us. He is still pimping or WK for her.

[Jazak]

I'm sure most don't like to be on the receiving end of my feceitiosness, it can be truthfully brutal sometimes. I figure you just can't help stupid so I've been trying hard not to blast the little ones that live on fantasy island.

Swaganna.

Swaganna Have you been a bad girl again? I'm going to have to come over there and spank that Ice!

Jazak on Fantasy Island: o).

[Jazak]

Is a Garden Tool. Don't take it personal and get all emotional; go buy a new Hoe, I meant go buy a New Garden. How would you feel if you had to have a dream with girls you are not attracted to on a Regular Basis. FFS look in the mirror.

Not taking it personal, no emotion here, just seen a few digs towards Rufus that I thought was not fair on his part. He's just hittin & reviewing like the rest of us.

[Just Cruzin]

Young Bull Hockeyboy.

Based on your most recent review, I can see where your comment is coming from since it appears you spend a lot of time in strip clubs in Tampa. Fantasizing about banging strippers and coming on to the Orlando Backpage board must be a real let down. Admittedly, I have not dug real deep into all your reviews to see if you have even let anyone into your bed, let alone kick anyone out. I am just not sure where any of your reviews would assist an Old Bull like me to get laid. Maybe lack of getting laid has got you down and you want to bring the Orlando Mongers down with you? Why not find the hottest provider in Orlando (in your young bull opinion), go do a session, write an awesome review and get us on the right track?

Safe hunting,

Old Bull (JC).

I've be looking at her pics for about 1/2 an hour, as much as I want to be objective on this, I still don't get it. Never mind the lack of glamour model looks, again I'm not saying she is ugly, she doesn't strike me as being sexy. If I saw her on the streets, I wouldn't blink an eye or have thoughts of banging her. Mind you, I wouldn't kick her out of bed and she may be great with her services, but the way you guys are raving about her, I would've expected better. But then maybe you guys are easy to please. Heck what I do I know, she just isn't my cup of tea.

[Pinoboy]

Huh. After seeing these recent pics, is it me or am I the only one that feels that Aubrianna is plain looking? I'm not trying to stir anything here, I'm not saying she is ugly but with all the great reviews that I've been reading about this gal (as well as the 800 text messages and 2000 missed calls she has gotten), I had expected a better looking and built gal. Especially if she is asking for a photo of you before seeing you. She may be nympho, but I need someone that is more visually stimulating.

This forum is notorious for numerous reports overhyping providers who are subpar in the looks department. At least in the Orlando section anyway, which is the only one I pay attention to. Some examples of providers who I feel fit into this category would be that Gator woman, JG, Mica Myka, Joytoy, PaigeSS and Feelin Frogy to name a few. I have not had the pleasure of visiting with Aubrienna, but I must say that judging from her pics, she is way above and beyond the likes of those who I mentioned and many others who I didn't. She's young, has a bangin body and an attractive girl-next-door look face. Three very positive traits that those others are void of. And just as important, if not more so, is the enthusiasm with which she displays as has been reported by all those who have seen her. Not to imply that the quality and level of service of those in the examples that I mentioned are not just as good or better (I personally dreamed with 2 of them), but as far as attractiveness is concerned this Aubrienna chick has got them beat by a wide margin for sure. The only negative I can see with her are that her rates are a bit overpriced compared to the competition. Other than that, I don't see any other reason as to why she shouldn't be classified into the "MUST SEE" category.

To Hockeyboy, what exactly do you mean when you say you expected a better built gal? I don't know what photos you're looking at, but the ones I see showcase just about the most anatomically perfect example of a female body as it gets!

[Ccon66]

Most don't catch on to my fecetiousness,

Facetiousness.

Fecetiousness. That doesn't sound like something anyone wants. Maybe some Kaopectate will help out with it, though. (insert smiley here).

[MoreMike147]

No need to apologize to me for any reason, Dallas didn't return my call several months ago when one of our members suggested I meet his new found UTR. My ADHD kicked in and I called the next lady down the list. So, she only didn't return my call once and that was enough for me.

Jazak, I have nothing but respect for you as a member here. You contribute to the intel. That is all that matters to me.

That said, Dallas has pissed off quite a few with her current business plan. That is a fact. Her choice. The fact that so many guys try to keep calling her is their choice. Ours is not a perfect world. She is not perfect. Well, if her tits were bigger maybe she would be a little more perfect. But that is a story for a different day.

I just wish those that go to the mat for her didn't feel like they need to defend her. Her actions cannot be defended. I mean, how many cars can one girl total?

Just sayin'.

C3.

Called. Got price. Set up! - then no answer.