The Rat Trap

[Jazak]

I'm sure most don't like to be on the receiving end of my feceitiosness, it can be truthfully brutal sometimes. I figure you just can't help stupid so I've been trying hard not to blast the little ones that live on fantasy island.

Swaganna.

Swaganna Have you been a bad girl again? I'm going to have to come over there and spank that Ice!

Jazak on Fantasy Island: o).

[Jazak]

Is a Garden Tool. Don't take it personal and get all emotional; go buy a new Hoe, I meant go buy a New Garden. How would you feel if you had to have a dream with girls you are not attracted to on a Regular Basis. FFS look in the mirror.

Not taking it personal, no emotion here, just seen a few digs towards Rufus that I thought was not fair on his part. He's just hittin & reviewing like the rest of us.

[Just Cruzin]

Young Bull Hockeyboy.

Based on your most recent review, I can see where your comment is coming from since it appears you spend a lot of time in strip clubs in Tampa. Fantasizing about banging strippers and coming on to the Orlando Backpage board must be a real let down. Admittedly, I have not dug real deep into all your reviews to see if you have even let anyone into your bed, let alone kick anyone out. I am just not sure where any of your reviews would assist an Old Bull like me to get laid. Maybe lack of getting laid has got you down and you want to bring the Orlando Mongers down with you? Why not find the hottest provider in Orlando (in your young bull opinion), go do a session, write an awesome review and get us on the right track?

Safe hunting,

Old Bull (JC).

I've be looking at her pics for about 1/2 an hour, as much as I want to be objective on this, I still don't get it. Never mind the lack of glamour model looks, again I'm not saying she is ugly, she doesn't strike me as being sexy. If I saw her on the streets, I wouldn't blink an eye or have thoughts of banging her. Mind you, I wouldn't kick her out of bed and she may be great with her services, but the way you guys are raving about her, I would've expected better. But then maybe you guys are easy to please. Heck what I do I know, she just isn't my cup of tea.

[Pinoboy]

Huh. After seeing these recent pics, is it me or am I the only one that feels that Aubrianna is plain looking? I'm not trying to stir anything here, I'm not saying she is ugly but with all the great reviews that I've been reading about this gal (as well as the 800 text messages and 2000 missed calls she has gotten), I had expected a better looking and built gal. Especially if she is asking for a photo of you before seeing you. She may be nympho, but I need someone that is more visually stimulating.

This forum is notorious for numerous reports overhyping providers who are subpar in the looks department. At least in the Orlando section anyway, which is the only one I pay attention to. Some examples of providers who I feel fit into this category would be that Gator woman, JG, Mica Myka, Joytoy, PaigeSS and Feelin Frogy to name a few. I have not had the pleasure of visiting with Aubrienna, but I must say that judging from her pics, she is way above and beyond the likes of those who I mentioned and many others who I didn't. She's young, has a bangin body and an attractive girl-next-door look face. Three very positive traits that those others are void of. And just as important, if not more so, is the enthusiasm with which she displays as has been reported by all those who have seen her. Not to imply that the quality and level of service of those in the examples that I mentioned are not just as good or better (I personally dreamed with 2 of them), but as far as attractiveness is concerned this Aubrienna chick has got them beat by a wide margin for sure. The only negative I can see with her are that her rates are a bit overpriced compared to the competition. Other than that, I don't see any other reason as to why she shouldn't be classified into the "MUST SEE" category.

To Hockeyboy, what exactly do you mean when you say you expected a better built gal? I don't know what photos you're looking at, but the ones I see showcase just about the most anatomically perfect example of a female body as it gets!

[Ccon66]

Most don't catch on to my fecetiousness,

Facetiousness.

Fecetiousness. That doesn't sound like something anyone wants. Maybe some Kaopectate will help out with it, though. (insert smiley here).

[MoreMike147]

No need to apologize to me for any reason, Dallas didn't return my call several months ago when one of our members suggested I meet his new found UTR. My ADHD kicked in and I called the next lady down the list. So, she only didn't return my call once and that was enough for me.

Jazak, I have nothing but respect for you as a member here. You contribute to the intel. That is all that matters to me.

That said, Dallas has pissed off quite a few with her current business plan. That is a fact. Her choice. The fact that so many guys try to keep calling her is their choice. Ours is not a perfect world. She is not perfect. Well, if her tits were bigger maybe she would be a little more perfect. But that is a story for a different day.

I just wish those that go to the mat for her didn't feel like they need to defend her. Her actions cannot be defended. I mean, how many cars can one girl total?

Just sayin'.

C3.

Called. Got price. Set up! - then no answer.

[Camera3]

No need to apologize to me for any reason, Dallas didn't return my call several months ago when one of our members suggested I meet his new found UTR. My ADHD kicked in and I called the next lady down the list. So, she only didn't return my call once and that was enough for me.

Jazak, I have nothing but respect for you as a member here. You contribute to the intel. That is all that matters to me.

That said, Dallas has pissed off quite a few with her current business plan. That is a fact. Her choice. The fact that so many guys try to keep calling her is their choice. Ours is not a perfect world. She is not perfect. Well, if her tits were bigger maybe she would be a little more perfect. But that is a story for a different day.

I just wish those that go to the mat for her didn't feel like they need to defend her. Her actions cannot be defended. I mean, how many cars can one girl total?

Just sayin'.

C3.

Sorry you guys are having trouble with Dallas. But please don't dog the few of us that have had good luck with her. It's not our fault that things did not go your way. Were on here looking for pussy just like you are. We just happen to be the lucky few.

P.S....Camera3 I don't think her shit don't stink but I have had good luck with her and I will continue as long as it last and she treats me right. If I end up getting stood up then so be it then I'll move on.

Jazak

[VerySlowly]

Providers need to know that here in Orlando we have some standards.

Now you've gone to far, since when have we had STANDARDS in Orlando?

And if we did they would be very low! HA!

VS.

[VerySlowly]

All of these threads follow the same pattern. When I start them everybody settles feuds, then they kind of calm down and become more of a social thread with occasional flare ups to insanity. Don't worry we will soon be popping popcorn again to sit down and get our evenings entertainment.

Happens in all of them.

A2.

Here is a piece of genetic info: The Neanderthals are an extinct species of human in the genus Homo, possibly a subspecies of Homo sapiens. They are very closely related to modern humans, differing in DNA by only 0. 12%. Wikipedia.

While the genetics are the same and we all carry Neanderthal DNA, the brain is larger but the basic behaviors are the same, WE still covet everyone else's woman, car, fortune etc. Some of our species still carry women into dark places and have their way with them. The rest of us simply club them into submission with dollar bills. It's been this way for 30,000 years.

Old saying: Nothing ever changes under the sun. We pretend that we are sophisticated creatures but all we really want to do is mate and eat popcorn and biotech about politics, nothing ever changes. LOL.

VS.

[Member #4882]

Is a Garden Tool. Don't take it personal and get all emotional; go buy a new Hoe, I meant go buy a New Garden. How would you feel if you had to have a dream with girls you are not attracted to on a Regular Basis. FFS look in the mirror.

Sorry you guys are having trouble with Dallas. But please don't dog the few of us that have had good luck with her. It's not our fault that things did not go your way. Were on here looking for pussy just like you are. We just happen to be the lucky few.

P.S....Camera3 I don't think her shit don't stink but I have had good luck with her and I will continue as long as it last and she treats me right. If I end up getting stood up then so be it then I'll move on.

Jazak

[Jazak]

Sorry you guys are having trouble with Dallas. But please don't dog the few of us that have had good luck with her. It's not our fault that things did not go your way. Were on here looking for pussy just like you are. We just happen to be the lucky few.

P.S....Camera3 I don't think her shit don't stink but I have had good luck with her and I will continue as long as it last and she treats me right. If I end up getting stood up then so be it then I'll move on.

Jazak

[Camera3]

Q,

You are right. This girl has pulled this shit since she first came to town. Go back and read all the reviews from day one. I appreciate that there are two or three guys that think her shit don't stink, and maybe it doesn't. I am just not planning to go smell it to see.

Just sayin'.

C3.

Agree with AO. IMHO, no pussy is that good that would make me tolerate that kind of behavior. Anyone can hit a bump on the road and a date can be messed up. But so often? Give me a break.

Providers need to know that here in Orlando we have some standards.

[Quilino]

If you read today's reports under "negative escort reviews" you will read the PATHETIC reports from 3 mongers who got BURNED by Dallas. It was only 3 weeks ago that the topic was discussed her on rat trap as Jag claimed Dallas was trying to scam him out of $500 cash. Quietus started the whole Dallas thing when he got stood up by her on confirmed date #2 while Rufus wrote a review that he was with her all that same evening! Now Quietus has been stood up a 3rd time (you like abuse?) and MoreFun777 and DreamForever69 both reported getting stood up WITH Dallas providing excuses from her list of excuses (car accident is her favorite). Still a SM here talking her up on reviews as her White Knight or as her pimp and his name is RUFUS. You guys NEED to put this Dallas out of business in Orlando so she moves on to another city.

Agree with AO. IMHO, no pussy is that good that would make me tolerate that kind of behavior. Anyone can hit a bump on the road and a date can be messed up. But so often? Give me a break.

Providers need to know that here in Orlando we have some standards.

[AncientOne]

If you read today's reports under "negative escort reviews" you will read the PATHETIC reports from 3 mongers who got BURNED by Dallas. It was only 3 weeks ago that the topic was discussed her on rat trap as Jag claimed Dallas was trying to scam him out of $500 cash. Quietus started the whole Dallas thing when he got stood up by her on confirmed date #2 while Rufus wrote a review that he was with her all that same evening! Now Quietus has been stood up a 3rd time (you like abuse?) and MoreFun777 and DreamForever69 both reported getting stood up WITH Dallas providing excuses from her list of excuses (car accident is her favorite). Still a SM here talking her up on reviews as her White Knight or as her pimp and his name is RUFUS. You guys NEED to put this Dallas out of business in Orlando so she moves on to another city.

[Sillyolman]

Have you retired from the hobby? I've been back 2 years of your post history and have found one review written 2 years ago on Nikki Baby. Just curious.

Swaganna.

Just don't have much cash these days.