Massage Parlor Reports

**MadisonGuy69** · 08-25-14 21:06

Originally Posted by BuffGuy111 [View Original Post]

I know everyone has their own opinion of how good looking a woman is but to give Michelle a 3/10 is crazy to me. Her face alone is a minimum 9/10. She smells incredibly good especially when she leans in from over your head to massage your waste and pecs. She has put on a few pounds but it doesn't drop her score no more than a 7/10 IMHO. All the weight gain went to her azz. She gives a great massage and depending on how comfortable she is she finishes you well too. I would love to see what a 9/10 or 10/10 look like from your perspective. 2 of the pics in her ad are her but kinda old. The pic with her in the green dress and the one with her in purple shirt and black jeans. Maybe she uses fake pics for security. Hell all AMP ads use fake pics.

My. 02.

BG111.

Damn dude I don't see that at all. 10/10 being perfect, have you ever mongered outside the US? I'm judging looks against everyone not just the MPs in winter park. This girl was obese, maybe not by everyones definition but certainly by medical standards. I myself would fall in obese too by medical standards, I'm not saying don't like her but just being realistic. Her massage was decent, she finished ok, but when I got there I was disappointed the second I saw her. There's so many girls that look better than their pictures the ones that pictures aren't accurate is a real let down. One of my favorite providers in another state I would probably say was a 6/10 so it's not all about the number, but she didn't do anything that spectacular. Have you seen that many providers in the country / world? I suggest trying a couple others locally because she was on the bottom of the list for my encounters. There's a Lucy down by Mills and 50 who beats her in every category but I even stopped seeing her to find better. Jaime is decent to in Baldwin Park but you might not like the in apartment setting. In the right mood both are mind blowing=cock exploding material. I thought most know what is the standard for beauty and performance but I guess I'm being proven wrong.

**BuffGuy111** · 08-25-14 20:41

Originally Posted by MadisonGuy69 [View Original Post]

I've seen Michelle also and I can't say I agree with this post at all. She is maybe 3/10 looks wise, her photos aren't really accurate much heavier in person. The massage is ok, the finish is ok. Mind blowing make me believe this is either an advertisement or you don't get out much. It's posts like these that make me end up at sub par providers and feel like I've wasted money at the end.

I know everyone has their own opinion of how good looking a woman is but to give Michelle a 3/10 is crazy to me. Her face alone is a minimum 9/10. She smells incredibly good especially when she leans in from over your head to massage your waste and pecs. She has put on a few pounds but it doesn't drop her score no more than a 7/10 IMHO. All the weight gain went to her azz. She gives a great massage and depending on how comfortable she is she finishes you well too. I would love to see what a 9/10 or 10/10 look like from your perspective. 2 of the pics in her ad are her but kinda old. The pic with her in the green dress and the one with her in purple shirt and black jeans. Maybe she uses fake pics for security. Hell all AMP ads use fake pics.

My. 02.

BG111.

**MadisonGuy69** · 08-25-14 19:33

Originally Posted by AncientOne [View Original Post]

With all due respect since you like women in their 20's (as you have previously posted here) why waste your time and coin on the likes of Michelle and Joan and then complain about it? I have seen both these gals multiple times and while I would not describe the massage and / or ending as "mind blowing", it is Potsy's opinion that it is. I agree that Michelle is heavier than her pics and she dresses in dumpy looking outfits that do not flatter her but NO WAY is she a 3 on the 10 scale. Much higher than a 3. We have great talent here in Orlando and when you find what you seek (TOFTT) PLEASE let us all know. Sure there are guys that have your taste and would appreciate the review. Play Safe. AncientOne.

I'm just trying to save the guy like me out there the time that I have wasted seeing that type of provider. I also feel like they aren't realistic reviews, for sure Michelle is not above a 5/10 on any realistic scale. Obviously everyone has their own likes and tastes, but it screws up the scale when girls you could pick up at any dive bar at the end of the night become "mind blowing" experiences. I literally was thinking what a waste of my time during the session with her, that is definitely far from mind blowing. The experience could be for some, but there's so many bad details left out. Like the fact you can hear people in the offices surrounding and walking down the hall which is just odd and not very comfortable. Neither of the girls have recent pictures up which somehow doesn't get mentioned. So if you went to the dealership from an ad online and the picture was a ferrari and you got there and they gave you a ford focus would you be happy? To each their own, but please don't shadow the facts. I know there are mind blowing experiences, I just haven't found any in Florida.

**Sillyolman** · 08-25-14 18:54

Drove by Magic about 20 minutes ago. There was an Altamonte Canine Unit out front. Looked like what ever was going on, they were wrapping up. There were no other cars out front and couldn't tell if any in back. Hope everyone is ok.

**AncientOne** · 08-25-14 17:50

Originally Posted by MadisonGuy69 [View Original Post]

I've seen Michelle also and I can't say I agree with this post at all. She is maybe 3/10 looks wise, her photos aren't really accurate much heavier in person. The massage is ok, the finish is ok. Mind blowing make me believe this is either an advertisement or you don't get out much. It's posts like these that make me end up at sub par providers and feel like I've wasted money at the end.

With all due respect since you like women in their 20's (as you have previously posted here) why waste your time and coin on the likes of Michelle and Joan and then complain about it? I have seen both these gals multiple times and while I would not describe the massage and / or ending as "mind blowing", it is Potsy's opinion that it is. I agree that Michelle is heavier than her pics and she dresses in dumpy looking outfits that do not flatter her but NO WAY is she a 3 on the 10 scale. Much higher than a 3. We have great talent here in Orlando and when you find what you seek (TOFTT) PLEASE let us all know. Sure there are guys that have your taste and would appreciate the review. Play Safe. AncientOne.

**KanMilk** · 08-25-14 14:20

Originally Posted by NaughtyGradez [View Original Post]

Are her pics real. I kno Michelle's are far from real.

The one on Howell branch Road. IMHO is close but that's ass seems fatter in person. Cool people. Worth the Mario's if that's your style. Menu was limited my first time but opened up the next time! HAPPY HUNTING.

**NaughtyGradez** · 08-25-14 09:39

Originally Posted by Potsy [View Original Post]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...iss-27/8770899

Was in the Orlando are a couple of weeks ago and could not get hold of one of my ATFs Joan. Saw Michelles ad on BP and gave her a call. Met up 30 minutes later at her office. Nice safe and clean location. The massage was actually pretty damn good and she cleaned me up with some hot towels. On the flip the games began. Without getting too specific, it was a mind blowing experience at a decent coinage and I will definitely be repeating when in the area. Place even has a shower.

Are her pics real. I kno Michelle's are far from real.

**MadisonGuy69** · 08-25-14 08:33

Originally Posted by Potsy [View Original Post]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...iss-27/8770899

Was in the Orlando are a couple of weeks ago and could not get hold of one of my ATFs Joan. Saw Michelles ad on BP and gave her a call. Met up 30 minutes later at her office. Nice safe and clean location. The massage was actually pretty damn good and she cleaned me up with some hot towels. On the flip the games began. Without getting too specific, it was a mind blowing experience at a decent coinage and I will definitely be repeating when in the area. Place even has a shower.

I've seen Michelle also and I can't say I agree with this post at all. She is maybe 3/10 looks wise, her photos aren't really accurate much heavier in person. The massage is ok, the finish is ok. Mind blowing make me believe this is either an advertisement or you don't get out much. It's posts like these that make me end up at sub par providers and feel like I've wasted money at the end.

**Potsy** · 08-25-14 01:17

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...iss-27/8770899

Was in the Orlando are a couple of weeks ago and could not get hold of one of my ATFs Joan. Saw Michelles ad on BP and gave her a call. Met up 30 minutes later at her office. Nice safe and clean location. The massage was actually pretty damn good and she cleaned me up with some hot towels. On the flip the games began. Without getting too specific, it was a mind blowing experience at a decent coinage and I will definitely be repeating when in the area. Place even has a shower.

**Saintx** · 08-23-14 17:50

Originally Posted by SpikeFL [View Original Post]

I had some free time while in WP, so decided to check out this place after more than a year absence. Booked full hour for $ . 7 with 30-ish Korean girl named Suzy. After nice TS, I asked for very soft rub, which including lots of excellent teasing. Was having such a good time I didn't try much groping--just enough to signal my desire for a broader menu. Great technique after flip, and quick conclusion. Total damage one Ben. Adding this place to my A list. .

Stay safe.

SFL.

As this is my first post on the Orlando side of the board and first one in awhile, I can agree with you. Unfortunately I haven't been able to go back due to circumstances. She did a medium massage for me and it was my first time so I just did some groping as well didn't know how far to take it.

**Paddy1969** · 08-23-14 15:36

Where you go for alot of extras.

Paddy.

Magic is good ask for Tina.

Originally Posted by JustAGeek [View Original Post]

Hello,

I am still trying to find all the best places to visit in the Orlando area.

I am mainly looking for and AMP with younger staff which offers TS, a good deep body rub, and will walk on my back.

Not really looking for a lot of extras since I already have that area covered.

Thanks in advance.

**Jwa340** · 08-23-14 14:26

Originally Posted by Jazak [View Original Post]

If any of you Mongers are thinking about going to Luxsa you might want to PM me before you go. I can probably save you some time and money.

Why not just tell us what you think? Luxsa's been around a while and most folks that frequent it know what to expect when they go. I've found it to be pretty consistent- hot girls with limited menus. Are you saying otherwise?

**SatyrBassist** · 08-23-14 14:01

I've never experienced a 4 hand and I was hoping for some recommendations. Preferably somewhere where the ladies are young and have all the right curves.

**SGreg1234** · 08-23-14 12:27

This is surefire.

Originally Posted by TomStone68 [View Original Post]

IMHO, Magic Therapy is the best for this, located in Altamonte right off I4. Rear parking, attractive Korean women in their 30's, basic service, although you can get some upsells. No FS with the current crew.

**GregCroston** · 08-23-14 11:20

Originally Posted by Lebowski69 [View Original Post]

Understood she may not be your cup of tea but you certainly cannot question her enthusiasm nor her BBBJ technique. My only complaint is no shower after she uses oil for a very thorough massage. Her rates are more than reasonable and I find her PR curves to be quite fun especially when she is bent over the table.

Yrmv.

The dude continues to abide. Happy mongering.

Link gentlemen? Which joan is this?