Massage Parlor Reports

[Bjceb]

Ok, I am not going to fault your opinion here. You are allowed it after all. But I will tell you that like the old sayings come into play here. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and opinions are like a $$holes, everybody got one and no one thinks there's stinks.

Having said all that. I only have some advice to give to you. You are going to find out that if you want the Hottest pu $$why in the world you have to know what you are going to get. First of all if you want some one that hot (movie star hot) that provides a quality service and is not all "medicined" up then you are going to have to pay TOP dollar for that experience. Otherwise what you will find is a gal that most likely has BS pictures, or is on some serious medicine, is doing a total bait and switch, or most likely is a total flake that you are lucky if she shows up at all and then just lays there.

While Joan luv isn't movie star perfect, neither are most, if not all of us. Joan provides a quallity service EVERYTIME I have seen her. So do alot of the regulars around here. If she doesn't meet your needs, go chase down those other gals. You will find out what most of have is that people like Joan are a valuable provider!

Stay safe and have fun!

I have to say I disagree, I've seen Joan after favorable reviews. She does have a good attitude but on the looks scale I'd say 3/10. After a drunken stooper she might suffice. I was also surprised at the FS. I've had dream encounters in Orlando, although she wasn't a nightmare I would never go back. Now I am a bit younger and really like the girls to be in their 20's. Joan just didn't have any great features I could focus on.

[Jazak]

Arrived at the Rub Parlor. Girl at the front desk informed me that it was 60 for the (House). Set me up with a girl named Celeste, nice looking girl long black hair, she was a little on the thick side but nice. When I got in the room with Celeste I told her that I was a member of USASG and that Jag recommended me to try this rub / parlor. Celeste said she new Jag real well. Celeste stated that the donation is usually 80 to 100 and to please leave it on the table and get comfortable she would be back in a few minutes. I put 80 on the table. She came back and got the 80 and we started the session. She rubbed my back with lotion for about 5 or 10 minutes she then ask me to turn over. She then put lotion in her hand and started a HJ. After this went on for about a minute or so I ask if we could talk about the donation and she said yes what did I want to know. I ask her what the 140 included she said told me the rub and a HJ. I ask her if I gave her another 60 could I get more then just a HJ. She said yes I could get full nudity and full service. I then got up from the table got 60 more and gave it to her. She left out of the room again and came right back and got undressed. Came over and stuck her tit in my face and again started to HJ me. After a few minutes I ask if she would do a BJ and that is when she informed that the girls at this parlor do not perform illegal sex acts. I ask her why she promised full service. She said only HJ. I let her finish with the HJ then I got dressed. Girl at the front desk was not around when I got ready to leave. Before I left I ask Celeste if she really thought a 10 or 15 minute rub and HJ was worth the 200. she told me she treats all her clients the same and never had any complaints until now. Celeste also told me that she was new at this and still trying to figure out how she wanted to treat her clients. I told Celeste I was not happy with her service I received and I left. I never ask anyone for a refund. I never used any profanity. There was nothing else about Jag or USASG said, period. When I woke up I realized that this whole thing was nothing but a bad dream.

Jazak.

[MadisonGuy69]

I have been all over the world actually courtesy of Uncle Sam. 20+ years to be exact. But that's neither here nor there. You have a right to your opinion but like Ancient stated, why go see these girls if they aren't your type to begin with? Both Joan and Michelle are proven gals in our area. Maybe you should stick with the AMP's. They seem to be petite and maybe younger to your liking. I'm not an AMP guy personally but I don't knock the next man who does. Hopefully you will find something to your liking.

I never said they aren't my type, age and ethnicity wise they're right on. I always want younger but age wise both girls were fine, and I prefer latin over everything. If the photos were accurate I'd be singing a different tune, the photos are what made me try them. All I ask is for accurate reviews, dated pictures should be mentioned with both those providers. Also I think the location is horrible, I'd prefer an apartment to a small commercial building with paper thin walls. I'm hoping by helping some guy avoid a couple ok providers they will do the same so I can have stellar experiences more often.

[BuffGuy111]

Damn dude I don't see that at all. 10/10 being perfect, have you ever mongered outside the US? I'm judging looks against everyone not just the MPs in winter park. This girl was obese, maybe not by everyones definition but certainly by medical standards. I myself would fall in obese too by medical standards, I'm not saying don't like her but just being realistic. Her massage was decent, she finished ok, but when I got there I was disappointed the second I saw her. There's so many girls that look better than their pictures the ones that pictures aren't accurate is a real let down. One of my favorite providers in another state I would probably say was a 6/10 so it's not all about the number, but she didn't do anything that spectacular. Have you seen that many providers in the country / world? I suggest trying a couple others locally because she was on the bottom of the list for my encounters. There's a Lucy down by Mills and 50 who beats her in every category but I even stopped seeing her to find better. Jaime is decent to in Baldwin Park but you might not like the in apartment setting. In the right mood both are mind blowing=cock exploding material. I thought most know what is the standard for beauty and performance but I guess I'm being proven wrong.

I have been all over the world actually courtesy of Uncle Sam. 20+ years to be exact. But that's neither here nor there. You have a right to your opinion but like Ancient stated, why go see these girls if they aren't your type to begin with? Both Joan and Michelle are proven gals in our area. Maybe you should stick with the AMP's. They seem to be petite and maybe younger to your liking. I'm not an AMP guy personally but I don't knock the next man who does. Hopefully you will find something to your liking.

[Lebowski69]

Joanluv is who we are talking about. She doesn't post as much as she used to on USASG. Her website is http://joanluv.escortwebsite.com/services.phtml .

-the dude abides.

Link gentlemen? Which joan is this?

[MadisonGuy69]

I know everyone has their own opinion of how good looking a woman is but to give Michelle a 3/10 is crazy to me. Her face alone is a minimum 9/10. She smells incredibly good especially when she leans in from over your head to massage your waste and pecs. She has put on a few pounds but it doesn't drop her score no more than a 7/10 IMHO. All the weight gain went to her azz. She gives a great massage and depending on how comfortable she is she finishes you well too. I would love to see what a 9/10 or 10/10 look like from your perspective. 2 of the pics in her ad are her but kinda old. The pic with her in the green dress and the one with her in purple shirt and black jeans. Maybe she uses fake pics for security. Hell all AMP ads use fake pics.

My. 02.

BG111.

Damn dude I don't see that at all. 10/10 being perfect, have you ever mongered outside the US? I'm judging looks against everyone not just the MPs in winter park. This girl was obese, maybe not by everyones definition but certainly by medical standards. I myself would fall in obese too by medical standards, I'm not saying don't like her but just being realistic. Her massage was decent, she finished ok, but when I got there I was disappointed the second I saw her. There's so many girls that look better than their pictures the ones that pictures aren't accurate is a real let down. One of my favorite providers in another state I would probably say was a 6/10 so it's not all about the number, but she didn't do anything that spectacular. Have you seen that many providers in the country / world? I suggest trying a couple others locally because she was on the bottom of the list for my encounters. There's a Lucy down by Mills and 50 who beats her in every category but I even stopped seeing her to find better. Jaime is decent to in Baldwin Park but you might not like the in apartment setting. In the right mood both are mind blowing=cock exploding material. I thought most know what is the standard for beauty and performance but I guess I'm being proven wrong.

[BuffGuy111]

I've seen Michelle also and I can't say I agree with this post at all. She is maybe 3/10 looks wise, her photos aren't really accurate much heavier in person. The massage is ok, the finish is ok. Mind blowing make me believe this is either an advertisement or you don't get out much. It's posts like these that make me end up at sub par providers and feel like I've wasted money at the end.

I know everyone has their own opinion of how good looking a woman is but to give Michelle a 3/10 is crazy to me. Her face alone is a minimum 9/10. She smells incredibly good especially when she leans in from over your head to massage your waste and pecs. She has put on a few pounds but it doesn't drop her score no more than a 7/10 IMHO. All the weight gain went to her azz. She gives a great massage and depending on how comfortable she is she finishes you well too. I would love to see what a 9/10 or 10/10 look like from your perspective. 2 of the pics in her ad are her but kinda old. The pic with her in the green dress and the one with her in purple shirt and black jeans. Maybe she uses fake pics for security. Hell all AMP ads use fake pics.

My. 02.

BG111.

[MadisonGuy69]

With all due respect since you like women in their 20's (as you have previously posted here) why waste your time and coin on the likes of Michelle and Joan and then complain about it? I have seen both these gals multiple times and while I would not describe the massage and / or ending as "mind blowing", it is Potsy's opinion that it is. I agree that Michelle is heavier than her pics and she dresses in dumpy looking outfits that do not flatter her but NO WAY is she a 3 on the 10 scale. Much higher than a 3. We have great talent here in Orlando and when you find what you seek (TOFTT) PLEASE let us all know. Sure there are guys that have your taste and would appreciate the review. Play Safe. AncientOne.

I'm just trying to save the guy like me out there the time that I have wasted seeing that type of provider. I also feel like they aren't realistic reviews, for sure Michelle is not above a 5/10 on any realistic scale. Obviously everyone has their own likes and tastes, but it screws up the scale when girls you could pick up at any dive bar at the end of the night become "mind blowing" experiences. I literally was thinking what a waste of my time during the session with her, that is definitely far from mind blowing. The experience could be for some, but there's so many bad details left out. Like the fact you can hear people in the offices surrounding and walking down the hall which is just odd and not very comfortable. Neither of the girls have recent pictures up which somehow doesn't get mentioned. So if you went to the dealership from an ad online and the picture was a ferrari and you got there and they gave you a ford focus would you be happy? To each their own, but please don't shadow the facts. I know there are mind blowing experiences, I just haven't found any in Florida.

[Sillyolman]

Drove by Magic about 20 minutes ago. There was an Altamonte Canine Unit out front. Looked like what ever was going on, they were wrapping up. There were no other cars out front and couldn't tell if any in back. Hope everyone is ok.

[AncientOne]

I've seen Michelle also and I can't say I agree with this post at all. She is maybe 3/10 looks wise, her photos aren't really accurate much heavier in person. The massage is ok, the finish is ok. Mind blowing make me believe this is either an advertisement or you don't get out much. It's posts like these that make me end up at sub par providers and feel like I've wasted money at the end.

With all due respect since you like women in their 20's (as you have previously posted here) why waste your time and coin on the likes of Michelle and Joan and then complain about it? I have seen both these gals multiple times and while I would not describe the massage and / or ending as "mind blowing", it is Potsy's opinion that it is. I agree that Michelle is heavier than her pics and she dresses in dumpy looking outfits that do not flatter her but NO WAY is she a 3 on the 10 scale. Much higher than a 3. We have great talent here in Orlando and when you find what you seek (TOFTT) PLEASE let us all know. Sure there are guys that have your taste and would appreciate the review. Play Safe. AncientOne.

[KanMilk]

Are her pics real. I kno Michelle's are far from real.

The one on Howell branch Road. IMHO is close but that's ass seems fatter in person. Cool people. Worth the Mario's if that's your style. Menu was limited my first time but opened up the next time! HAPPY HUNTING.

[NaughtyGradez]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...iss-27/8770899

Was in the Orlando are a couple of weeks ago and could not get hold of one of my ATFs Joan. Saw Michelles ad on BP and gave her a call. Met up 30 minutes later at her office. Nice safe and clean location. The massage was actually pretty damn good and she cleaned me up with some hot towels. On the flip the games began. Without getting too specific, it was a mind blowing experience at a decent coinage and I will definitely be repeating when in the area. Place even has a shower.

Are her pics real. I kno Michelle's are far from real.

[MadisonGuy69]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...iss-27/8770899

Was in the Orlando are a couple of weeks ago and could not get hold of one of my ATFs Joan. Saw Michelles ad on BP and gave her a call. Met up 30 minutes later at her office. Nice safe and clean location. The massage was actually pretty damn good and she cleaned me up with some hot towels. On the flip the games began. Without getting too specific, it was a mind blowing experience at a decent coinage and I will definitely be repeating when in the area. Place even has a shower.

I've seen Michelle also and I can't say I agree with this post at all. She is maybe 3/10 looks wise, her photos aren't really accurate much heavier in person. The massage is ok, the finish is ok. Mind blowing make me believe this is either an advertisement or you don't get out much. It's posts like these that make me end up at sub par providers and feel like I've wasted money at the end.

[Potsy]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...iss-27/8770899

Was in the Orlando are a couple of weeks ago and could not get hold of one of my ATFs Joan. Saw Michelles ad on BP and gave her a call. Met up 30 minutes later at her office. Nice safe and clean location. The massage was actually pretty damn good and she cleaned me up with some hot towels. On the flip the games began. Without getting too specific, it was a mind blowing experience at a decent coinage and I will definitely be repeating when in the area. Place even has a shower.

[Saintx]

I had some free time while in WP, so decided to check out this place after more than a year absence. Booked full hour for $ . 7 with 30-ish Korean girl named Suzy. After nice TS, I asked for very soft rub, which including lots of excellent teasing. Was having such a good time I didn't try much groping--just enough to signal my desire for a broader menu. Great technique after flip, and quick conclusion. Total damage one Ben. Adding this place to my A list. .

Stay safe.

SFL.

As this is my first post on the Orlando side of the board and first one in awhile, I can agree with you. Unfortunately I haven't been able to go back due to circumstances. She did a medium massage for me and it was my first time so I just did some groping as well didn't know how far to take it.