Massage Parlor Reports

**Gopher88** · 06-26-14 13:55

Originally Posted by Confucius [View Original Post]

See'mom Gopher, try to let us not in the code world know WTF that's supposed to mean!

First I don't even see WTF any where in my report? FxxK see below.

Originally Posted by Gopher88.

She had a appointment at 10: am 12: Pm me at 2:20. I was getting ready to leave at 4:05.

Said she had to pick up her kids from. The baby sitter. As we were getting ready to leave.

There was a knock at the front door, I told her not to open it just go home.

She did it was a young kind of chunky guy. It the chunky guy one of us? And WTF is What The FxxK.

**FrankyCando** · 06-26-14 13:53

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

She had a appointment at 10: am 12: Pm me at 2:20. I was getting ready to leave at 4:05. Said she had to pick up her kids from.

The baby sitter. As we were getting ready to leave there was a knock at the front door, I told her not to open it just go home.

She did it was a young kind of chunky. It the chunky guy one of us?

I went back yesterday for a 7:30 pm appointment. I was on table and we started talking. She is very friendly and likes to talk as well.

No massage yet just talking while I am spread out naked. Next thing its 8:30 pm and the doorbell rings and she leaves to answer door.

And I can hear its an 8:30 customer that she forgot about and she is telling him sorry but no time today.

In an awkward way I open the door and wave at her to gain her attention.

And she comes over and I tell her to take the customer that I can wait and that I will nap out for a while. She was very appreciating.

Next thing I know she is touching me and waking me up and I go into that freaky 2 second "where the fock am I " thingy. Aahahahhah.

I get the best massage ever afterwards.

I am also curious if that 8:30 was from this forum. ??

Don't forget to mention that Franky sent ya. Trying to earn travel miles here. Ahahhahaahahahah.

**Gopher88** · 06-26-14 13:52

Sorry about my last report G.

**Angai** · 06-25-14 23:40

I went here the other day after hearing reports of a youthful masseuse here. Long story short I pulled mama-san that I play at around 45-50 years old. The massage was quite good and practicing my Korean with her was entertaining, so much so that the young masseuse was buzzing around the curtain and even peeking in. I impressed mama-san too much as a result though and I fear she wants to keep me for herself. I would repeat if I someone knew the younger MT's name, that way I could make an appointment for her. Otherwise will not repeat good massage but I can get a good massage from younger MTs.

**Confucius** · 06-25-14 20:58

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

She had a appointment at 10: am 12: Pm me at 2:20. I was getting ready to leave at 4:05. Said she had to pick up her kids from.

The baby sitter. As we were getting ready to leave there was a knock at the front door, I told her not to open it just go home.

She did it was a young kind of chunky. It the chunky guy one of us?

See'mom Gopher, try to let us not in the code world know WTF that's supposed to mean!

**Bend It** · 06-25-14 18:15

Originally Posted by BendIt [View Original Post]

Saw an old friend at Moon Spa in Chinatown. We hadn't seen each other for at least a year, and we greeted each other like long lost friends. I first met her at She is bustier than the typical Chinese masseuse, I'm guessing a large see cup. Table shower is available. Good, not great, but a good therapeutic massage. She has a sexy attitude, is friendly, and her skills are very good. I left feeling like I had gotten a good workout and very relaxed. Seniors may PM for more details.

I meant to add that I first met her at Senina in Chinatown, a few years ago. I didn't type 'see', I typed the letter that sounds like that, and is a bra cup size. I don't know why the forum won't let me type that letter. Maybe it thinks I'm using text-speak.

**Bend It** · 06-25-14 14:37

Saw an old friend at Moon Spa in Chinatown. We hadn't seen each other for at least a year, and we greeted each other like long lost friends. I first met her at She is bustier than the typical Chinese masseuse, I'm guessing a large see cup. Table shower is available. Good, not great, but a good therapeutic massage. She has a sexy attitude, is friendly, and her skills are very good. I left feeling like I had gotten a good workout and very relaxed. Seniors may PM for more details.

**Gitty** · 06-25-14 01:47

Any info? Called earlier today and got no answer.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...atina/15292454

**Gopher88** · 06-25-14 00:01

Originally Posted by KdaKodiac [View Original Post]

I wold agree with Franky. Her skills are quite good. Things went according to plan.

She had a appointment at 10: am 12: Pm me at 2:20. I was getting ready to leave at 4:05. Said she had to pick up her kids from.

The baby sitter. As we were getting ready to leave there was a knock at the front door, I told her not to open it just go home.

She did it was a young kind of chunky. It the chunky guy one of us?

**AceBox** · 06-24-14 18:49

I am new to AMPs, but had 2 out of 2 happy experiences thanks in part to this board, so thanks. I give a thumbs up to Gunnison and Mercy mag mile. Gunnison actually was one of the best massages I have had. The Mercy massage was not bad, the lady was perhaps a little friendlier but not as skilled.

Would people say there was a consensus on what to tip?

**Kda Kodiac** · 06-24-14 16:09

Originally Posted by FrankyCando [View Original Post]

Tell them Franky sent you / enjoy.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-6121/22260748

I wold agree with Franky. Her skills are quite good. Things went according to plan.

**Mojorzn** · 06-24-14 15:43

http://illinois.backpage.com/Therape...go-80/12729300

Google gives me nothing that I found.

**Member #5933** · 06-24-14 09:23

Originally Posted by Lurker02 [View Original Post]

I went there and only saw an old mamasan! Decided never to go again, maybe Ill rethink that. FS, what were the damages?

The mamsan here is HOT. She's the old mamasan from Yun. Big big ole titties! Dmg FS a see note. Sometimes you get free 4 hand fun. Its a great place. The new girl cindy wants 1. 20 whatever.

**Tripps** · 06-24-14 07:13

Originally Posted by RaoulDuke [View Original Post]

Haven't been to Lux, but nuru is pretty amazing. Nicole B, a gorgeous independent provider in the city up until about a year ago (I suspect a number of you had a chance to visit with her), gave an incredible nuru massage. During one session, the positioning of our parts were so close together I thought for sure they were going to collide. I was halfway freaking out because I don't partake in bareback anything, yet the other half of me was oblivious. Long story short, there was no penetration but it was one of the best experiences I ever had. That woman could make a dead man cum. Find the right nuru girl and you'll know what I'm talking about.

I had a true nuru massage once last year (not in Chicago).

My advice is if you are seeking nuru, look for a provider that uses oil rather than the true nuru gel. Although crazy slippery, the nuru gel is water based. Even if its been warmed considerably, it has a fast cooling effect on your body. And that's even with a providers body on yours. In short, I really didn't find it all that pleasant an experience as I was just too cold.

I've had nuru like experiences with oil and find it way more enjoyable.