Massage Parlor Reports

[TheComedian]

Enjoy Gentlemen,

I visited Cherry at Essence Spa, LLC about two weeks ago. Tati was off the day I came in to see Cherry. Cherry does not speak English very well, so, there was a bit of a communication barrier. But since sex is a universal language, like mathematics, we both understood why I was there.

Ay fucking Papi! Gentlemen, The curvaceous, vivacious, salacious, rapacious and bootylicious Cherry has carried on the fine tradition of hot blooded, vivacious Latina providers who ALWAYS please their man. Cherry is: late 20's, 5-5/150/ br / br. Overall body: 6/10 AND she takes instruction exceptionally well and is very eager to please. Cherry's titties are very large and firm. She has nice thick nipples, too. Nice big round ass with a few tats and piercings: Including a tongue piercing, lip piercing (bottom lip), eye piercing (left eye) and clit rings. Her skin is very soft and smooth. Her hygiene is not quite up to The Jag's specifications, but, she was certainly clean and aromatic with a neatly trimmed / shaved vag.

So, she comes into the room with a big smile and gives me a warm, sustaining hug while she introduces herself. She leaves briefly while I get undressed and she comes back in wearing a nice lingerie outfit. We start with me on my stomach as she gives me a rub with lots of play around the hamstrings and steak and eggs. On the flip, things got decidedly more intense. She rubbed her huge titties all over my chest, stomach and cock while I finger blasted her Latina vag. Her vag was tight and her Kegel muscle was strong. I could feel it squeezing my index and middle fingers. It was interesting trying to navigate my fingers around her clit rings, however. LOL. Cherry was very hot and sexual during our foreplay. She did some nice, DFK, BBBL and some BBBJ. I fucked her firm titties while she leaned over the table. She let me pull her head down so she could suck the tip of my cock as I fucked her gorgeous tits. She got really hot and stared licking my balls with her probing Latina tongue. Cherry had to be careful because that fucking metal bar in her tongue was a real turn off for me. Still, she sucked a good cock.

More foreplay as she got naked with BBBL and BBBJ while I finger fucked her fat pussy into a wet, sloppy (Ay Papi?) mess. My God, she was so wet, I thought for minute I was with Cheyenne at MBS. On goes the cover. I bent this insatiable babe over the table (as is The Jag's custom) and pulled open her sex. OMG! What a view! A big fat, juicy succulent, fuckable ass and pussy, indeed was waiting for the The Jag. I use a "hooking" technique that I have employed over my many years of hobbying. It is an excellent technique that ensures that the gal will stay close to you while you fuck her K9. So I "hooked" Cherry and drove balls deep into her wet, slippery, cock starved vagina. Whoa! I almost blew my choad into her uterus with one thrust. She squeezed my prick wither Kegel muscle so tightly that I almost "gave up the ghost" if you will. We fucked and fucked hard for at least 10 minutes. It was good thing it was the weekend and Tati was not there as she may have experienced some jealousy hearing me fuck Cherry into the next iteration of "ObamaCare". She did a real nice reach around and massaged my balls to the point where I simply could not hold out any longer. She talked dirty the whole time in "Spanglish". I loved it. She has a sexy "fuck my face" look about her, so I decided to try it out. I had Cherry lay back on the table with her head over the edge. I straddled her face with my legs and deposited my sperm laden Jag balls into her warm wet Latina mouth (Just like I do to Emily at PAS). Cherry greedily slobbered her face, lips and tongue all over my churning, burning sac like a real pro. I pumped my prick until I could take it no more. Cherry pushed her tits together just as I began to cum. With the force of a high pressure fire hose, I blasted this cum thirsty Latina with a generous load of warm viscous semen. The first blast landed on her tits and the next two ropes of semen landed on her neck and chin. As more cum oozed from my prick I stuck my cock in her mouth and she finished me off by sucking the last remnants of ejaculate from my shaft.

Gentlemen, Cherry is not a spinner by any definition, but she is incredibly hot and sexual. She is every bit as hot as Emily, Jackie, Alexa, Vanessa, Selena, Camilla, Jasmin and any other Latina that I have had the pleasure to go balls deep into. I don't think YMMV will be an issue with Cherry as she is a really nice gal with an excellent personality. She is very easy to get along with and seems to enjoy what she does. I highly recommend Cherry. Total coin: 240/ hr.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=9975514

JaguarXF.

I can attest to this, I'll definitely be seeing her again.

[LawDog17]

I thought I did RTFF. If you search the thread by her first name, your comment doesn't come up. Sorry about not seeing your post.

Not you loop the other guy. This gal has been reviewed a million times and last week we were talking about her. She goes by Mylakka and I think I called it My-yakka or something childish like that. Good Luck -- Dog.

[Dnice1]

Had a chance to dream with Lauren. Jag you truly find some Gems, THANKS for these reports! Lauren truly has perfect ASSets. If your ass guy definetly pay her a visit, she is not the girl in picture I would add another 10 lbs but very similar with great menu.

[Looop]

I just opined about her last week or so and I was piling on everyone elses comments. RTFF. I mentioned the donut hole and her crazy bipolarness. She used to work out of her apartment (when she was sensual and liked men phase) and then she worked in nice spas where she would freeze up if you got handsy and lately out of the chiro office. Those who know the backstory understand why she freezes up. In the end she gives a good rub but you may have to deal with all sorts of crazyness. If you like the crazy train, buy a ticket and go for a ride. It may be different every time. YMMV. If you eschew (vocab word of the day) drama, then run, run away as fast your little legs can take you and spend your coin elsewhere. Good luck. P.S. This horse has been beaten and reviewed to death -- Dog.

I thought I did RTFF. If you search the thread by her first name, your comment doesn't come up. Sorry about not seeing your post.

[LawDog17]

8 years ago her menu was wide open but pricing was stupid high. That might have changed. I only did massage and HE and she was like Heather in WS. She complained about the prices in Orlando compared to Tampa. I told her to move fuckin back to Tampa. When I said the picture looked 15 years old, that was 8 years ago. I can't imagine what she might look like now.

One of the few that have slipped through my netting. Tried to set up a few times but never had the pleasure?

[LawDog17]

I saw her a couple years ago. She was working out of a chiro office on east Colonial.

Like others have said, it was one weird massage. I also got the "glove" treatment and one other unique thing that I didn't see mentioned here: before the fun started, she took a paper towel and tore a hole in it. Then she placed it over me. It was like I was getting ready for surgery! There were a few other strange moments, but I think you get the idea.

She is pretty and she did get the job done, but I never considered repeating.

I just opined about her last week or so and I was piling on everyone elses comments. RTFF. I mentioned the donut hole and her crazy bipolarness. She used to work out of her apartment (when she was sensual and liked men phase) and then she worked in nice spas where she would freeze up if you got handsy and lately out of the chiro office. Those who know the backstory understand why she freezes up. In the end she gives a good rub but you may have to deal with all sorts of crazyness. If you like the crazy train, buy a ticket and go for a ride. It may be different every time. YMMV. If you eschew (vocab word of the day) drama, then run, run away as fast your little legs can take you and spend your coin elsewhere. Good luck. P.S. This horse has been beaten and reviewed to death -- Dog.

[Looop]

I have been eying this sexy looking lady for a while. If the photo is real, I love the look Anyone waded in these waters?

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...3-8828/9774347

I saw her a couple years ago. She was working out of a chiro office on east Colonial.

Like others have said, it was one weird massage. I also got the "glove" treatment and one other unique thing that I didn't see mentioned here: before the fun started, she took a paper towel and tore a hole in it. Then she placed it over me. It was like I was getting ready for surgery! There were a few other strange moments, but I think you get the idea.

She is pretty and she did get the job done, but I never considered repeating.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I have to grab a late lunch / early dinner. I have been answering / sending / posting since, what, 11 am? I will not return until later tonight. Probably after 9 pm.

I answered all of my PM's. So if anyone PM's me, I will not be able to get back to you until after 9 pm. I need a fucking "sexretary" to "ASS"-ist me in answering my PM's, etc.

Now, gentlemen, let's gets some pussy this afternoon!

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

My dear brother TM. I PM'd you a few hours ago. Your inbox is full, my man!

How the fuck is The Jag supposed to give you Intel on providers if your inbox is full. You must be as popular as "The Beatles".

"Twist and Shout", brother!

JaguarXF.

[Paddy1969]

Took another trip to see the sexy Heidi. I love your attitude and she loves what see does as it showed. Took the maze to her room, her touch is amazing. Especially as she touches your sack before the flip. This was the second time with her, as I flipped her pants were off as her top. Next it all came off. I love her body, great gits and ass. Pussy was wet but only touch the outside. My pole was at its hardest attention, not all ladies can get me to acheive that. Finish was awesome. My new fav, will for sure repeat. Treat her well and tip well.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Guys I just had to post it here, I was visiting friends in the Tampa area and decided to try one of the Tampa Massages. YES OMG what everyone says is so true. WAM BAM THANK YOU MAAM...It was incredible! Just for a split second I felt like I was at Ocean Spa and was so happy! You see it kills me, why can't we have that kind of service in this area! I mean good and consistent and NOT GET SHUT DOWN by the pains in the ass of Orlando MBS? OH WELL...but it was fun, I may visit there again...but for now it's same old drab O-Town stuff...maybe one day I will find a winner here in town that will last longer than a few months!

WBB.

My good brother WBB. MBI and MBS are two DIAMETRICALLY opposed paradigms of moral parochialism. MBS operates under the paradigm of "pleasing men". Lt. Mike and his band of crusading law enforcement marauders, operates under the paradigm of "arresting providers for major crimes against humanity". You know, like arresting beautiful providers for enjoying the company of gentlemen, consensually.

I am sure it was simply a typo on your part. I just wanted to clarify for the Board.

Yes, The Jag has, in the past, reviewed many spas / gals in Tampa for the gents who travel there. I have blown my Jag Seed up and down Fletcher Avenue, Nebraska Avenue, Dale Mabry Highway, Kennedy Blvd, and even across the Courtney Campbell Causeway, into Clearwater. Hillsborough County Sheriff, David Gee, seems much less harsh on providers, than his neighboring county Sheriff, one Grady Judd. Yet, I still think we have it better here in Orlando, notwithstanding our good friend Lt. Mike Gibson's attempt to "thin out the herd", if you will.

JaguarXF.

[Enepero]

I've seem honey a few times and the thing is that she's so fucking sensual I mean there's no way I could stop seeing her; I've had some open menu with her but this time IT WAS CRAZY OPEN I MEAN CRAZY Please PM me for more details as she asked me not to give so much details ...

[Barolo]

Some people have anointed The Jag, "King" of the LMTS / Rub Gals, for which I am deeply humbled and honored. However, you excellent gents are the ones The Jag admires for your collective accomplishments. You horny and licentious guys have been on the board far longer than The Jag. I am indebted to your service, indeed.

Brother Barolo, when our good brother, "Gordon Gecko", aka WalSTreet, was in need of advice on a provider, all The Jag could do was offer a feeble apology. But you, dear sir, were quick to assist him with your great Intel on her. The fact that it was 8 years ago, is irrelevant. As we all know any Intel is good Intel for the Board, by which it can base it's decision as to whether or not so see a provider.

Barolo, were you able to get anything from Rose? HE? SS with great assist? Did she allow roaming? OTC? UTC? Potty mouth? (The Jags personal favorite). Was there anything you got from her, her "pricey menu" notwithstanding. Do you remember what the Jag Coin was?

Has anyone seen her recently? LD17? BL333? Montana? Hawkey49? Quasimodo? SeXXes? TheeeGentleman? If anyone has see Rose lately (within the past few months) could you please, inform the Board accordingly. If you have had recent success with Rose, I may bend my "Rules of Hygiene" and see if she will allow me to fertilize her egg-carrying uterus with my potent "Jag Seed".

As always, nice work, brother Barolo!

JaguarXF.

8 years ago her menu was wide open but pricing was stupid high. That might have changed. I only did massage and HE and she was like Heather in WS. She complained about the prices in Orlando compared to Tampa. I told her to move fuckin back to Tampa. When I said the picture looked 15 years old, that was 8 years ago. I can't imagine what she might look like now.

[Webebad]

They should not complain over there...they've been busted like 2 or 3 times so they should be going above and beyond to keep customers regulars...otherwise a steady stream of guys will make there rounds and basically they will get popped again cause they don't keep regulars happy and coming back!

WBB.

Disappointing Late night. Paid the house fee and half way into the massage a limited menu was offered. FS not available, but was offered oral dictation for $1. Would not negotiate, so what the heck. After being covered with plastic wrap the service began. Two or three minutes into it she says that she's tired, and does the laundry by hand. Annoying after taking $1, so that took a very long time. She then complained about her arm being tired. If she was too tired to the job then she should have gone home. Looks were average, and service was below average. Will not repeat at New Moon.

[Webebad]

Guys I just had to post it here, I was visiting friends in the Tampa area and decided to try one of the Tampa Massages. YES OMG what everyone says is so true. WAM BAM THANK YOU MAAM...It was incredible! Just for a split second I felt like I was at Ocean Spa and was so happy! You see it kills me, why can't we have that kind of service in this area! I mean good and consistent and NOT GET SHUT DOWN by the pains in the ass of Orlando MBS? OH WELL...but it was fun, I may visit there again...but for now it's same old drab O-Town stuff...maybe one day I will find a winner here in town that will last longer than a few months!

WBB.