Massage Parlor Reports

**Dnice1** · 05-19-14 12:42

Had a chance to dream with Lauren. Jag you truly find some Gems, THANKS for these reports! Lauren truly has perfect ASSets. If your ass guy definetly pay her a visit, she is not the girl in picture I would add another 10 lbs but very similar with great menu.

**Looop** · 05-19-14 12:04

Originally Posted by LawDog17 [View Original Post]

I just opined about her last week or so and I was piling on everyone elses comments. RTFF. I mentioned the donut hole and her crazy bipolarness. She used to work out of her apartment (when she was sensual and liked men phase) and then she worked in nice spas where she would freeze up if you got handsy and lately out of the chiro office. Those who know the backstory understand why she freezes up. In the end she gives a good rub but you may have to deal with all sorts of crazyness. If you like the crazy train, buy a ticket and go for a ride. It may be different every time. YMMV. If you eschew (vocab word of the day) drama, then run, run away as fast your little legs can take you and spend your coin elsewhere. Good luck. P.S. This horse has been beaten and reviewed to death -- Dog.

I thought I did RTFF. If you search the thread by her first name, your comment doesn't come up. Sorry about not seeing your post.

**LawDog17** · 05-19-14 11:18

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

8 years ago her menu was wide open but pricing was stupid high. That might have changed. I only did massage and HE and she was like Heather in WS. She complained about the prices in Orlando compared to Tampa. I told her to move fuckin back to Tampa. When I said the picture looked 15 years old, that was 8 years ago. I can't imagine what she might look like now.

One of the few that have slipped through my netting. Tried to set up a few times but never had the pleasure?

**LawDog17** · 05-19-14 11:16

Originally Posted by Looop [View Original Post]

I saw her a couple years ago. She was working out of a chiro office on east Colonial.

Like others have said, it was one weird massage. I also got the "glove" treatment and one other unique thing that I didn't see mentioned here: before the fun started, she took a paper towel and tore a hole in it. Then she placed it over me. It was like I was getting ready for surgery! There were a few other strange moments, but I think you get the idea.

She is pretty and she did get the job done, but I never considered repeating.

I just opined about her last week or so and I was piling on everyone elses comments. RTFF. I mentioned the donut hole and her crazy bipolarness. She used to work out of her apartment (when she was sensual and liked men phase) and then she worked in nice spas where she would freeze up if you got handsy and lately out of the chiro office. Those who know the backstory understand why she freezes up. In the end she gives a good rub but you may have to deal with all sorts of crazyness. If you like the crazy train, buy a ticket and go for a ride. It may be different every time. YMMV. If you eschew (vocab word of the day) drama, then run, run away as fast your little legs can take you and spend your coin elsewhere. Good luck. P.S. This horse has been beaten and reviewed to death -- Dog.

**Looop** · 05-19-14 08:26

Originally Posted by WalSTreet [View Original Post]

I have been eying this sexy looking lady for a while. If the photo is real, I love the look Anyone waded in these waters?

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...3-8828/9774347

I saw her a couple years ago. She was working out of a chiro office on east Colonial.

Like others have said, it was one weird massage. I also got the "glove" treatment and one other unique thing that I didn't see mentioned here: before the fun started, she took a paper towel and tore a hole in it. Then she placed it over me. It was like I was getting ready for surgery! There were a few other strange moments, but I think you get the idea.

She is pretty and she did get the job done, but I never considered repeating.

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 05-18-14 16:10

Gentlemen,

I have to grab a late lunch / early dinner. I have been answering / sending / posting since, what, 11 am? I will not return until later tonight. Probably after 9 pm.

I answered all of my PM's. So if anyone PM's me, I will not be able to get back to you until after 9 pm. I need a fucking "sexretary" to "ASS"-ist me in answering my PM's, etc.

Now, gentlemen, let's gets some pussy this afternoon!

JaguarXF.

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 05-18-14 16:03

My dear brother TM. I PM'd you a few hours ago. Your inbox is full, my man!

How the fuck is The Jag supposed to give you Intel on providers if your inbox is full. You must be as popular as "The Beatles".

"Twist and Shout", brother!

JaguarXF.

**Paddy1969** · 05-18-14 14:41

Took another trip to see the sexy Heidi. I love your attitude and she loves what see does as it showed. Took the maze to her room, her touch is amazing. Especially as she touches your sack before the flip. This was the second time with her, as I flipped her pants were off as her top. Next it all came off. I love her body, great gits and ass. Pussy was wet but only touch the outside. My pole was at its hardest attention, not all ladies can get me to acheive that. Finish was awesome. My new fav, will for sure repeat. Treat her well and tip well.

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 05-18-14 11:59

Originally Posted by Webebad [View Original Post]

Guys I just had to post it here, I was visiting friends in the Tampa area and decided to try one of the Tampa Massages. YES OMG what everyone says is so true. WAM BAM THANK YOU MAAM...It was incredible! Just for a split second I felt like I was at Ocean Spa and was so happy! You see it kills me, why can't we have that kind of service in this area! I mean good and consistent and NOT GET SHUT DOWN by the pains in the ass of Orlando MBS? OH WELL...but it was fun, I may visit there again...but for now it's same old drab O-Town stuff...maybe one day I will find a winner here in town that will last longer than a few months!

WBB.

My good brother WBB. MBI and MBS are two DIAMETRICALLY opposed paradigms of moral parochialism. MBS operates under the paradigm of "pleasing men". Lt. Mike and his band of crusading law enforcement marauders, operates under the paradigm of "arresting providers for major crimes against humanity". You know, like arresting beautiful providers for enjoying the company of gentlemen, consensually.

I am sure it was simply a typo on your part. I just wanted to clarify for the Board.

Yes, The Jag has, in the past, reviewed many spas / gals in Tampa for the gents who travel there. I have blown my Jag Seed up and down Fletcher Avenue, Nebraska Avenue, Dale Mabry Highway, Kennedy Blvd, and even across the Courtney Campbell Causeway, into Clearwater. Hillsborough County Sheriff, David Gee, seems much less harsh on providers, than his neighboring county Sheriff, one Grady Judd. Yet, I still think we have it better here in Orlando, notwithstanding our good friend Lt. Mike Gibson's attempt to "thin out the herd", if you will.

JaguarXF.

**Enepero** · 05-18-14 00:16

I've seem honey a few times and the thing is that she's so fucking sensual I mean there's no way I could stop seeing her; I've had some open menu with her but this time IT WAS CRAZY OPEN I MEAN CRAZY Please PM me for more details as she asked me not to give so much details ...

**Barolo** · 05-17-14 20:38

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

Some people have anointed The Jag, "King" of the LMTS / Rub Gals, for which I am deeply humbled and honored. However, you excellent gents are the ones The Jag admires for your collective accomplishments. You horny and licentious guys have been on the board far longer than The Jag. I am indebted to your service, indeed.

Brother Barolo, when our good brother, "Gordon Gecko", aka WalSTreet, was in need of advice on a provider, all The Jag could do was offer a feeble apology. But you, dear sir, were quick to assist him with your great Intel on her. The fact that it was 8 years ago, is irrelevant. As we all know any Intel is good Intel for the Board, by which it can base it's decision as to whether or not so see a provider.

Barolo, were you able to get anything from Rose? HE? SS with great assist? Did she allow roaming? OTC? UTC? Potty mouth? (The Jags personal favorite). Was there anything you got from her, her "pricey menu" notwithstanding. Do you remember what the Jag Coin was?

Has anyone seen her recently? LD17? BL333? Montana? Hawkey49? Quasimodo? SeXXes? TheeeGentleman? If anyone has see Rose lately (within the past few months) could you please, inform the Board accordingly. If you have had recent success with Rose, I may bend my "Rules of Hygiene" and see if she will allow me to fertilize her egg-carrying uterus with my potent "Jag Seed".

As always, nice work, brother Barolo!

JaguarXF.

8 years ago her menu was wide open but pricing was stupid high. That might have changed. I only did massage and HE and she was like Heather in WS. She complained about the prices in Orlando compared to Tampa. I told her to move fuckin back to Tampa. When I said the picture looked 15 years old, that was 8 years ago. I can't imagine what she might look like now.

**Webebad** · 05-17-14 19:22

They should not complain over there...they've been busted like 2 or 3 times so they should be going above and beyond to keep customers regulars...otherwise a steady stream of guys will make there rounds and basically they will get popped again cause they don't keep regulars happy and coming back!

WBB.

Originally Posted by TheeeGentleman [View Original Post]

Disappointing Late night. Paid the house fee and half way into the massage a limited menu was offered. FS not available, but was offered oral dictation for $1. Would not negotiate, so what the heck. After being covered with plastic wrap the service began. Two or three minutes into it she says that she's tired, and does the laundry by hand. Annoying after taking $1, so that took a very long time. She then complained about her arm being tired. If she was too tired to the job then she should have gone home. Looks were average, and service was below average. Will not repeat at New Moon.

**Webebad** · 05-17-14 19:14

Guys I just had to post it here, I was visiting friends in the Tampa area and decided to try one of the Tampa Massages. YES OMG what everyone says is so true. WAM BAM THANK YOU MAAM...It was incredible! Just for a split second I felt like I was at Ocean Spa and was so happy! You see it kills me, why can't we have that kind of service in this area! I mean good and consistent and NOT GET SHUT DOWN by the pains in the ass of Orlando MBS? OH WELL...but it was fun, I may visit there again...but for now it's same old drab O-Town stuff...maybe one day I will find a winner here in town that will last longer than a few months!

WBB.

**Ozzyme** · 05-17-14 16:49

Originally Posted by Quasimodo45 [View Original Post]

I'm sorry Jag. I have not had the pleasure. I know from "ThE otheR" site she was FS once upon a time and my curiosity was piqued. But never pulled the lever.

I've seen Rose twice, I'm a fan of outcall Massage. As noted her face is quite a bit older than picture, but she still had a firm ass, don't remember breats (was drinking). Was $ Mario coins extra for FS if I remember correctly.

**Quasimodo45** · 05-17-14 15:27

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen her recently? LD17? BL333? Montana? Hawkey49? Quasimodo? SeXXes? TheeeGentleman? If anyone has see Rose lately (within the past few months) could you please, inform the Board accordingly. If you have had recent success with Rose, I may bend my "Rules of Hygiene" and see if she will allow me to fertilize her egg-carrying uterus with my potent "Jag Seed".

As always, nice work, brother Barolo!

JaguarXF.

I'm sorry Jag. I have not had the pleasure. I know from "ThE otheR" site she was FS once upon a time and my curiosity was piqued. But never pulled the lever.