Strip Club Reports

[TreasureHunter]

What's the best club that has a good number of white girls that provide extras? Thanks for any help.

[Dolato]

Jefelici, sorry I missed your post. I think you were missing some useful information that would have enhanced your afternoon.

I think Jefelici should print out your mini guide and make another trip or 4 to COI.

Besides, I can't imagine just one trip being enough to fully experience the clubs in that city.

[The Camel]

Hope you had some good time there. I'm not a club guy, but I can understand the appeal of a buffet line.

How's the COI clubs compared to where you're from?

Good luck if you head back for another round.

You nailed it with your "buffet" metaphor. For me it is rare that I can duplicate the quality of a one on one encounter in a comfortable truly private space without a ticking clock or a DJs timing counting down to climax, another reach for the wallet or blue balls that one is up against in a strip club. However, the strip club gives you the opportunity to be surrounded by numerous naked women who you can interact with verbally and physically at the same time in the same space. Different options and experiences and all have their specific appeal. We are lucky to be in SoCal with such a wide variety of play available including Tijuana which I particularly enjoy for many reasons including that you combine the appeal of a strip club party / orgy atmosphere with the ultimate resolution with one (or more) partner (s) in a private comfortable hotel room with affordable extended blocks of time on the menu.

Jefelici, sorry I missed your post. I think you were missing some useful information that would have enhanced your afternoon. I enjoy the rawness of Paradise but for me the go to place in COI now is Synn with a wider variety of more attractive talent working the way you want it at more popular prices. DVCOI seems to be back on the rise these days and is definitely the best choice if you're on a tight budget and want to sample widely in the buffet line.

BTW, Jordan has got to be the most overrated stripper in COI. I don't even think she's slightly attractive though dudes fall all over her just cause she's skinny. Sickly skinny IMO but I realize that's a popular look for many of us. But she seems like a miserable personality these days, she works too much and is a burn out, and she's paranoid and pissed about the wide open discussion on the internet among patrons, particularly on another site as are several of the Paradise girls in particular.

As a result of the "exposure" and the advent of the $150 "Fantasy VIPs" (which are only 10 minute encounters BTW unless you can negotiate additional time), the super high mileage that was once routine in the regular nude lap dances particularly during the day shift has come down. The girls don't want a net rep of being easy for cheap, and the club wants it's cut from a VIP instead of their cut of a 3 4 1 with the dancer pocketing tips for extras. Regular more extended VIPs in larger more comfortable rooms at Paradise cost $300 by comparison except during Wednesday promotions when they cut the cost to $100 but also cut the time to 10-15 minutes. Paradise is going kicking and screaming into this new budget VIP era in COI.

By contrast Synn is $100 for 15 min VIP 6 days a week and $75 on Thursday. I believe you can extend to 25 or 30 minutes for $150 so its half the cost of Paradise with hotter panochita to play with. Had a high gross factor VIP at Synn a few weeks ago for $100 plus $40 tip with a pretty nice looking young lady. I'm old and jaded and for me gross is good, though the girl took that upon herself (literally). I didn't negotiate for the gross factor!

DVCOI has $10 topless dances where some dancers are good for anything with modest tips, frequent super extended 3 4 2 topless blue light specials every day, and $150 half hour VIPs except $100 on Thursday and now between 6-9 PM every day. Downside is it is you need to sort through some low mileage dancers at DV to find the partner who will do it your way. Last week a very gorgeous DV dancer provided CBJ in a 3 4 2 topless set for a non-negotiated tip. I tipped her $40 so the entire experience came down to $60 out of pocket. [Please dudes do not flood my inbox with requests to identify the dancers I've had these recent experiences with, that is unless you're a long time confidante. I respect their privacy when they ask and neither of the dancers I mentioned want the publicity and one of them has a low mileage rep anyway, so no guarantees.]

[Dolato]

Based on the tips from everyone here, ended up at paradise. Top of mind were Perle, Jordan, and Rider. Basically anything covered was on the table during day shift for the $150 fantasy suite. Didn't partake mainly because I don't think I could finish in 15 minutes. 341's were enjoyable with lots of NASCAR from each girl. I just wish Jordan had a better attitude as she's totally my type. Rider was a bit pushy. Perle had the goods, but at that point I was more worried about blowing the 150 without a satisfying ending.

Hope you had some good time there. I'm not a club guy, but I can understand the appeal of a buffet line.

How's the COI clubs compared to where you're from?

Good luck if you head back for another round.

[Goodtimechicago]

Based on the tips from everyone here, ended up at paradise. Top of mind were Perle, Jordan, and Rider. Basically anything covered was on the table during day shift for the $150 fantasy suite. Didn't partake mainly because I don't think I could finish in 15 minutes. 341's were enjoyable with lots of NASCAR from each girl. I just wish Jordan had a better attitude as she's totally my type. Rider was a bit pushy. Perle had the goods, but at that point I was more worried about blowing the 150 without a satisfying ending.

[Goodtimechicago]

Hey guys. Been reading up on the forum for your fine city. I'm visiting today and was wondering if anyone could recommend a club for dayshift action. Preferably both looks and mileage or both as I've got some hours to kill this afternoon. I appreciate all the advice in here but wasn't sure whether dayshift offered similar experiences. Let me know if you get the chance!

[Readingonly]

Not according to there website you sure you have the right place. Anyhow good to know if true. And yeah saturdays it is PACKED although managed to have great time one Sat and they can't watch the VIP times as well then.

Relatively sure he meant bliss, sure sounds like bliss anyway.

[Zman429]

I found out that Synn, due to it not located in COI can close at 5 AM

Not according to there website you sure you have the right place. Anyhow good to know if true. And yeah saturdays it is PACKED although managed to have great time one Sat and they can't watch the VIP times as well then.

[George1950]

I've been mongering for quit some time. I've come to the same conclusion. Life is too short. I want to experience all I can in this life. If life takes you to Paradise and you spend whatever for the hottest stripper in the place was it worth it? No question!

The structure of the human brain is unlike a computer hard drive. Without energy from the living human body the brain dies. Everything you have ever heard, felt, seen, tasted, smelt will be gone. Be respectful in your interactions but don't deny yourself in this life. I so totally detest when people say things happen for a reason. Don't allow life to happen to you. Make your life fulfilling for yourself with what pleases you; not what people say you should do.

[Hollywood2]

So because I was in LA for a few days on vacation, I forgot to come by and continue my report. So that night (Saturday night), I went to Rhino first, because I arrived late, around 12.30 A. As you know everything in COI closes at 2 AM so I knew I did not have much time. So I played with some of the hotties in there. I found out that Synn, due to it not located in COI can close at 5 AM so I knew I'd hit that next. I did.

When I got in, it was around 2 AM. Lots of girls. Lots more than customers. Most of them average and rarely you found a hot one. Immediately the ugly ones sit by you and start talking, I don't like that because sometimes it takes for ever to get rid of them. I don't like to be super rude, so quickly. Anyway, so after getting a drink for an OK one that sat by, I got rid of her and asked for one that grabbed my attention right when I walked in. She sat, started talking, had a drink. Asked for VIP, easily offered (lots of girls offer VIP there, possibly all and you don't even have to wait about it). Very very good performance. Plus was willing to give number for outside service (for same price).

However, right around after I was done, figure it was around 3.30 AM, a large amount of customers started entering (and some of them were girls) and that made the club not very friendly. Too many people in there and way too many shady people, plus the ratio of providers to customer was getting worse and worse (for the customers). So I left. I was luck to see that happening right after I was done having fun.

Overall, the best value was between Paradise and Synn. Synn before 3 AM on a Sat. I wonder what's up in there during a weekday.

Thanks Hollywood2. I'm a "local" who lives too far from COI to experiment. I've been wanting to get out there for literally years, but it's a long drive for me. I really, really appreciate your open and unbiased report. As someone who has no axe to grind, and is an apparently neutral observer, your report is fantastic. I wish I could club hop with you to Synn tonight. .

Looking forward to your next report.

Just curious... What was the $ damage at each club?

[Leronardo]

Thanks tall man. I have admired your posts from the time I have joined this site. I fully believe this is the only life your mind and memory will have. Our monagering makes memories that the debilitation that age causes to our bodies cannot erase nor diminish unless we acquire alzheimers. I treasure my children and grandkids but in another part of my memory I will always treasure my interactions with the hundreds if not a thousand women I have interacted with in the various venues including 8 hostess clubs, 30 or so strip clubs, otc with about 40 hostess club and strip club girls, many AMPs, mexican bars in east l.a., Tijuana strip clubs and bars, Tijuana street girls and a dozen east l.a. Street girls back in the day whittier blvd. Was hot. Lots of girls, lots of memories, lots of money but fuck I don't need to drive no damn ferrari.

I've been mongering for quit some time. I've come to the same conclusion. Life is too short. I want to experience all I can in this life. If life takes you to Paradise and you spend whatever for the hottest stripper in the place was it worth it? No question!

[George1950]

George. From your lips to God's ears! Well said!

The Tall Man.

Thanks tall man. I have admired your posts from the time I have joined this site. I fully believe this is the only life your mind and memory will have. Our monagering makes memories that the debilitation that age causes to our bodies cannot erase nor diminish unless we acquire alzheimers. I treasure my children and grandkids but in another part of my memory I will always treasure my interactions with the hundreds if not a thousand women I have interacted with in the various venues including 8 hostess clubs, 30 or so strip clubs, otc with about 40 hostess club and strip club girls, many AMPs, mexican bars in east l.a., Tijuana strip clubs and bars, Tijuana street girls and a dozen east l.a. Street girls back in the day whittier blvd. Was hot. Lots of girls, lots of memories, lots of money but fuck I don't need to drive no damn ferrari.

[The Tall Man]

I'm with you camel. Quality over quantity. The unfullfilling trysts feel like lost time, money, and missed opportunity. I 'm thankful I can always stroll through Tijuana's zona norte and spend 1/5th the funds it would cost in an AMP or strip club. If I strike out on a good experience in Tijuana I can go to the next paradita having only spent 25 bucks or so. Heading that way this weekend. Going to look for my non-pros again. Got a lead on the curly haired cutie with the large cee babyfeeders. Wish me luck!

George. From your lips to God's ears! Well said!

The Tall Man.

[Dada63]

Can anyone recommend some good ones? Thanks.

[George1950]

That is a very good point. Completely true though the actuality of how the 341's work is it will be 3 of them for $120 to take you to the 12 minute mark but time varies with shifts and DJs, and I'm thinking the VIP is more like 20-25 minutes. Much better room for sure. Much more room and privacy for uninhibited more natural action in the VIP.

Unfortunately, I could not count on a comfortable retirement if I get into the habit of spending $300 for short term slutmongering, so I don't do non-discounted VIPs. Synn is my speed at $100 for 15 minutes 6 days a week and $75 on Wednesday. So on any day you could take 3 dancers for VIPs for the price of 1 at Paradise if you have the endurance or rapid recharge circuit. Girls are much cuter too.

I have to limit myself to much preferred extended action in Tijuana where $300 plus food and wine and cerveza and hotel gets me 2-3 full days and nights of intense bliss with 1-2 adorable 18-22 year old morenitas or any smaller portion of said days and nights that I may prefer.

If I owned a cash cow my preference is the long high cost VIP, but being on a budget I'm happy that options like the Paradise 341 is available within a gallon of gasoline from home and 10 gallons covers a round trip drive to TJ. Btw, I'm not a cheapass at all. Just not very rich and at this time of my life I don't assign high cash value to wham bam thank you ma'am splooge extraction.

I'm with you camel. Quality over quantity. The unfullfilling trysts feel like lost time, money, and missed opportunity. I 'm thankful I can always stroll through Tijuana's zona norte and spend 1/5th the funds it would cost in an AMP or strip club. If I strike out on a good experience in Tijuana I can go to the next paradita having only spent 25 bucks or so. Heading that way this weekend. Going to look for my non-pros again. Got a lead on the curly haired cutie with the large cee babyfeeders. Wish me luck!