Massage Parlor Reports

[Nutzoid]

I remember the boxers also. But I was younger then, so the ladies might have thought I was LE. I think that was a rule in LA for a while.

I too have been doing this for 40 years. Whatever you do, don't try and add the money up. You will fill so bad you will have to go out and get laid again.

Occasionally the legit (or not) thai places have boxes to wear. I never wear them or mine. Even at the legit places, the girls never say anything. Sometimes nice thngs happen.

I don't ever wear the boxers now. Back then I was more fit and younger and it took some convincing to assure them I was not LE. The current Thai places are the closest to the old KAMPs. The K-girls had a sensual, alluring and submissive service skill set. Much like Thai girls. Not at all like the current Chinese AMPs.

There is a Thai place on Devonshire in chatsworth and the girls are sexy and sensual. My junk hangs out when they do the positional massage. Sometimes I get aroused and they giggle. Afterward I go to the regular AMP down the street. There I can get full service from a 20 something Chinese girl with no pretense of a massage. I wish there were more KAMPs or at least more Thai places that offer FS.

[FunTrust]

Closed, that is sad. Thanks for everyone's reply. I have good memories of that place. I forgot about the boxers. After things got going during the session she slip them off so I would "be more comfortable". I think they were Korean, as opposed to the more recent AMPs which are Chinese. There was a similar place over in Venice. They all would help me dress and put on my shoes. I have even taken showers at the Korean places back then, they would towel me dry, comb my hair and q-tip my ears. Sweet ladies. I live in Ventura county and we have no shortage of FS AMPs. Since my old haunt is closed I would be interested in a traditional KAMP. It's hard to believe I have been AMP'ing about 35 years.

I remember the boxers also. But I was younger then, so the ladies might have thought I was LE. I think that was a rule in LA for a while.

I too have been doing this for 40 years. Whatever you do, don't try and add the money up. You will fill so bad you will have to go out and get laid again.

Occasionally the legit (or not) thai places have boxes to wear. I never wear them or mine. Even at the legit places, the girls never say anything. Sometimes nice thngs happen.

[Nutzoid]

That place was my first AMP experience, fond memories...

Closed, that is sad. Thanks for everyone's reply. I have good memories of that place. I forgot about the boxers. After things got going during the session she slip them off so I would "be more comfortable". I think they were Korean, as opposed to the more recent AMPs which are Chinese. There was a similar place over in Venice. They all would help me dress and put on my shoes. I have even taken showers at the Korean places back then, they would towel me dry, comb my hair and q-tip my ears. Sweet ladies. I live in Ventura county and we have no shortage of FS AMPs. Since my old haunt is closed I would be interested in a traditional KAMP. It's hard to believe I have been AMP'ing about 35 years.

[Ruben Kincaid]

I frequented an AMP near Pinks on La Brea back in the 80's. It was just north of Pinks as I recall, same side of the street, second floor. It had parking and alley in the back. I was thinking about doing a retro tour. I live out of the area. Hard to say if this is mid-whilshire / LA or Hollywood. Is this place still in business?

That place was my first AMP experience, fond memories...

[The Camel]

Hey fellow mongers.

Needed some relaxation after the the big game so search BP looking for a HE provider. Found this lady in the SFV and tried to get my HE there (see report in the SFV BP section).

After this one not working out for me remembered this new MP in downtown LA so headed there from the SFV.

Got there around 8:30 and was greeted by the Mama (early forties Chinese) not bad for what I was looking for.

She walked me to a room and asked for 40 (1/2 hr).

I was expecting her to show up and to my surprise Michelle walks in. Mid to late twenties, Chinese with a pretty smile and friendly attitude.

I hugged her and from there she proceeded to give me a good massage with teasing thrown in. After she asked me to flip, she started smiling and looking at JR, while I hugged her she started whispering in my ear and blowing on it while telling me she was turn on by me touching her. At this time, I raised her blouse and freed her twins and started to lick 'them (large see's with nips).

From there she oiled JR up and went on till I popped, all the time whispering erotically what we all like to hear!

Afterwards she cleaned me up and offer some water. Told me she works Saturday, Sunday & Monday.

I would give her and 8 in the hotness scale (in my book) probably more is available on future visits.

Gave her 50 tip since she never asked for tip up front (I always tip extra when they don't ask for it upfront).

Again, YMMV but I would recommend Michelle cause of her attitude and demeanor.

This place is clean and the massage table has built in heater, seems like it opened recently.

Mondo.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/BodyR...wn-25/38491240

Thanks for the intel Mondo! Interesting to see a new spot in that location. If it holds on and delivers the kind of service you had for any amount of time it will be a miracle since there is nothing else downtown or in Chinatown that is a reliably decent HE spot these days. Michelle sounds like a real winner but I wouldn't be surprised if she's a premium provider at another location run by the same operator who brought her here on loan to get it off to a good start. I hope I get to check it out soon but present circumstances probably will prevent me from having a shot at it for at least 2-3 months.

[The Camel]

I frequented an AMP near Pinks on La Brea back in the 80's. It was just north of Pinks as I recall, same side of the street, second floor. It had parking and alley in the back. I was thinking about doing a retro tour. I live out of the area. Hard to say if this is mid-whilshire / LA or Hollywood. Is this place still in business?

I remember that place but never tried it. One of the survivors from the 80's and 90's when you couldn't find a HE joint in central L.A. Ironically it disappeared after MPs started proliferating again after Y2 K. Probably around 2009-2010. A few places opened up in the area including one right across the street and one up by Franklin and a couple of others too. MP clusters draw attention from upstanding citizens and LE in most neighborhoods and they swept northern LaBrea clean. Better had they closed Pinks and swept LaBrea of the stupid hipsters and tourists who will wait on line for 45 minutes to eat a fucking hot dog.

[Willie23]

I frequented an AMP near Pinks on La Brea back in the 80's. It was just north of Pinks as I recall, same side of the street, second floor. It had parking and alley in the back. I was thinking about doing a retro tour. I live out of the area. Hard to say if this is mid-whilshire / LA or Hollywood. Is this place still in business?

Long gone. I went in the 80's as well. Was my first experience with the huge boxers they made you wear for 'plausible deniability.' Was very mechanical, but I was new to the hobby and it worked for me.

Now, you want to go down Santa Monica Blvd to the West and there will be any number of AMPs there in the 7500-7700 block where you can find happiness.

[Kool 310]

I frequented an AMP near Pinks on La Brea back in the 80's. It was just north of Pinks as I recall, same side of the street, second floor. It had parking and alley in the back. I was thinking about doing a retro tour. I live out of the area. Hard to say if this is mid-whilshire / LA or Hollywood. Is this place still in business?

I used to live right down the street and always thought that had to be a place that offers HE. Interested how that goes please keep us posted.

[Nutzoid]

I frequented an AMP near Pinks on La Brea back in the 80's. It was just north of Pinks as I recall, same side of the street, second floor. It had parking and alley in the back. I was thinking about doing a retro tour. I live out of the area. Hard to say if this is mid-whilshire / LA or Hollywood. Is this place still in business?

[Mondo72]

Hey fellow mongers.

Needed some relaxation after the the big game so search BP looking for a HE provider. Found this lady in the SFV and tried to get my HE there (see report in the SFV BP section).

After this one not working out for me remembered this new MP in downtown LA so headed there from the SFV.

Got there around 8:30 and was greeted by the Mama (early forties Chinese) not bad for what I was looking for.

She walked me to a room and asked for 40 (1/2 hr).

I was expecting her to show up and to my surprise Michelle walks in. Mid to late twenties, Chinese with a pretty smile and friendly attitude.

I hugged her and from there she proceeded to give me a good massage with teasing thrown in. After she asked me to flip, she started smiling and looking at JR, while I hugged her she started whispering in my ear and blowing on it while telling me she was turn on by me touching her. At this time, I raised her blouse and freed her twins and started to lick 'them (large see's with nips).

From there she oiled JR up and went on till I popped, all the time whispering erotically what we all like to hear!

Afterwards she cleaned me up and offer some water. Told me she works Saturday, Sunday & Monday.

I would give her and 8 in the hotness scale (in my book) probably more is available on future visits.

Gave her 50 tip since she never asked for tip up front (I always tip extra when they don't ask for it upfront).

Again, YMMV but I would recommend Michelle cause of her attitude and demeanor.

This place is clean and the massage table has built in heater, seems like it opened recently.

Mondo.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/BodyR...wn-25/38491240

[Slideryyz]

Check your private messages, yes, everything you mentioned is true.

A couple nights ago I was buzzed as well and went here around 2 A.M myself. I saw some guy in a Audi or Mercedes pulled up, knocked on the door and papasan told him they were closed. I left a minute later.

[Christophe1]

Hey all. First time poster here.

I recently got a swedish / thai massage at a legit place I've been going to for a while. The regular masseuse I see was not available so the man who runs the place suggested I try a "new girl"...

So, a few questions -- was I supposed to give her some kind of signal? I did part my legs a bit to show her that I liked what she was doing. In your guys' experience, do legit places have one or two masseuses who will go the extra mile? She gave me her card when I left. Is that an indication that she will go further if I come back? From the description of the location, have any of you been there and had similar experiences?

Thanks!

Sincerely,

Robert California, Esquire.

At a Thai place be very weary when they reference someone using the term, "NEW GIRL." Your therapists might be more than just a recently hired employee.

Try Different Things.
Don't cover up. Or cover yourself sparingly showing that you're not shy and don't mind shedding the sheet / towel. This allows the therapists access to those hard to reach nooks and crannies.
Pitch a tent or present wood. I'm not good at this unless given the proper stimuli. I always pull my penis South while laying prone for easier access or even an accidental brush.
Engage in light conversation. Don't be/ seem too eager to rush into the extras. Don't talk about exchanging sexual favors, especially for money until you have "felt one another out.".
If the therapist is working on your upper thighs or glutes, thrust and hold your pelvis towards the therapist's hands while supine. If prone, hike hips upward allowing unencumbered space for therapist's working hands.
If the therapist is near your hands; do the massage feeling Tango. First lightly brush. Then stroke or caress. If these are met without resistance, go in for the grab and hold. This doesn't have to be an erotic area, maybe a calf or thigh. If no resistance, massage her lightly.

Remember This!!! A good massage requires a full body massage. Even more important, a good massage therapists uses her whole body to apply the proper application of desired pressure.

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20 minute pre-briefing. This goes over "the moves" in detail and is followed by a question & answer period. Practice will be offered for some of the harder moves using the Massage Therapist mannequin (Me Mei).
1 hour massage time for both parties (paid for by client). During this time we will both enter the massage premises and be taken to our separate rooms. At which time, we will both be given the massage and the ability to apply the lesson plan.
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[AaronDotson]

Been looking at her ad for weeks, finally tried her out. Classic three step call. I sent an email, sent the real photo and phone number, I showed up, had to call again. Low damage, worth the money. Spanish girl. Here's her ad. http://bodyrubusa.com/view-ad/Body-r...tina--6159.htm.

[Bob California]

Hey all. First time poster here.

I recently got a swedish / thai massage at a legit place I've been going to for a while. The regular masseuse I see was not available so the man who runs the place suggested I try a "new girl". The place is on the south side of Wilshire, 4 blocks west of La Brea. Like I said, from what I can tell, this place is 100% legit (female customers, no ads on CL or BP, etc). And I've only received regular massages there. However, the new girl I saw definitely "teased" me a bit. While I was on my stomach she ran her hands high inside my thighs and definitely brushed my balls a few times. She also took the sheet almost completely off me (while I was on stomach) so that my ass was totally bare. Naturally, I got a little excited, but when I flipped over nothing else happened (outside of a decent massage).

So, a few questions -- was I supposed to give her some kind of signal? I did part my legs a bit to show her that I liked what she was doing. In your guys' experience, do legit places have one or two masseuses who will go the extra mile? She gave me her card when I left. Is that an indication that she will go further if I come back? From the description of the location, have any of you been there and had similar experiences?

Thanks!

Sincerely,

Robert California, Esquire.

[Drumer Boy]

I had to work on Sat and decided to treat my self to some relaxation after my shift. I found this place on Backpage and decide to TOFFT as I didn't find any posts on here. The ad said 40 for the half and 50 for the full. I walked and was greeted by an early 30's Asian lady. She was cute and had a nice body so I figured it was a good start. She was wearing some Yoga pants that showed off her cute small ass and a tigt top that showed her see cups. She walked me to the back and I noticed that the room didn't have a wall that went all the way up? Any way I figured what the hell I was all ready there. I paid the 40 once I was in the room and got comfortable and put the towel over my self. She walked back in and asked what kind of massage I wanted. I told her soft and she started on my back. The usual chit chat and she asked me if it was my first time. I told her it was my first time there but that I had visited other places in Eagle Rock. She was started to walk on my back and it felt amazing. But due to an injury I had to stop her at a certain point. She sat on my butt and laid on me and asked if she had hurt me. I told her I was fine. She then started to massage my legs and brushed my butt and then the boys a few times and she said oops sorry. I told her don't be sorry, it was okay with me. She kept on going and slowly took off the towel and gave my gluts a massage. She told me to Flip and she stood at my head and massaged my chest and leaned in so her see's where in my face. She worked her way down and saw that JR was at full attention. She said "very nice" and giggled and asked if she should take care of him and what I wanted. I was low on funds and opted for a HJ. She got some warm oil and got to work with slow strokes and she made sure to give the boys some attention also I started to feel her ass and see's and she took off her top so I could play with them. That's when I realize that they were bolt on's. After I was done she cleaned my up and we said our good bye. Tip was .4.