Massage Parlor Reports

[Mondo72]

Hey fellow mongers.

Needed some relaxation after the the big game so search BP looking for a HE provider. Found this lady in the SFV and tried to get my HE there (see report in the SFV BP section).

After this one not working out for me remembered this new MP in downtown LA so headed there from the SFV.

Got there around 8:30 and was greeted by the Mama (early forties Chinese) not bad for what I was looking for.

She walked me to a room and asked for 40 (1/2 hr).

I was expecting her to show up and to my surprise Michelle walks in. Mid to late twenties, Chinese with a pretty smile and friendly attitude.

I hugged her and from there she proceeded to give me a good massage with teasing thrown in. After she asked me to flip, she started smiling and looking at JR, while I hugged her she started whispering in my ear and blowing on it while telling me she was turn on by me touching her. At this time, I raised her blouse and freed her twins and started to lick 'them (large see's with nips).

From there she oiled JR up and went on till I popped, all the time whispering erotically what we all like to hear!

Afterwards she cleaned me up and offer some water. Told me she works Saturday, Sunday & Monday.

I would give her and 8 in the hotness scale (in my book) probably more is available on future visits.

Gave her 50 tip since she never asked for tip up front (I always tip extra when they don't ask for it upfront).

Again, YMMV but I would recommend Michelle cause of her attitude and demeanor.

This place is clean and the massage table has built in heater, seems like it opened recently.

Mondo.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/BodyR...wn-25/38491240

[Slideryyz]

Check your private messages, yes, everything you mentioned is true.

A couple nights ago I was buzzed as well and went here around 2 A.M myself. I saw some guy in a Audi or Mercedes pulled up, knocked on the door and papasan told him they were closed. I left a minute later.

[Christophe1]

Hey all. First time poster here.

I recently got a swedish / thai massage at a legit place I've been going to for a while. The regular masseuse I see was not available so the man who runs the place suggested I try a "new girl"...

So, a few questions -- was I supposed to give her some kind of signal? I did part my legs a bit to show her that I liked what she was doing. In your guys' experience, do legit places have one or two masseuses who will go the extra mile? She gave me her card when I left. Is that an indication that she will go further if I come back? From the description of the location, have any of you been there and had similar experiences?

Thanks!

Sincerely,

Robert California, Esquire.

At a Thai place be very weary when they reference someone using the term, "NEW GIRL." Your therapists might be more than just a recently hired employee.

Try Different Things.
Don't cover up. Or cover yourself sparingly showing that you're not shy and don't mind shedding the sheet / towel. This allows the therapists access to those hard to reach nooks and crannies.
Pitch a tent or present wood. I'm not good at this unless given the proper stimuli. I always pull my penis South while laying prone for easier access or even an accidental brush.
Engage in light conversation. Don't be/ seem too eager to rush into the extras. Don't talk about exchanging sexual favors, especially for money until you have "felt one another out.".
If the therapist is working on your upper thighs or glutes, thrust and hold your pelvis towards the therapist's hands while supine. If prone, hike hips upward allowing unencumbered space for therapist's working hands.
If the therapist is near your hands; do the massage feeling Tango. First lightly brush. Then stroke or caress. If these are met without resistance, go in for the grab and hold. This doesn't have to be an erotic area, maybe a calf or thigh. If no resistance, massage her lightly.

Remember This!!! A good massage requires a full body massage. Even more important, a good massage therapists uses her whole body to apply the proper application of desired pressure.

Do YOU Want to Know What Happens Next?

Buy the book OR you can hire me for my consulting service.

My $1000 fee, Platinum Service is 1.3 hours.
It includes:
25 page manual with over 20 pictures of "the moves" listed in alphabetical order. Each picture comes with diagrams and step by step instruction.
Consulting research of "facility" before arrival. Or proper selection of massage "facility".
20 minute pre-briefing. This goes over "the moves" in detail and is followed by a question & answer period. Practice will be offered for some of the harder moves using the Massage Therapist mannequin (Me Mei).
1 hour massage time for both parties (paid for by client). During this time we will both enter the massage premises and be taken to our separate rooms. At which time, we will both be given the massage and the ability to apply the lesson plan.
Emergency word, "Bo Diddley." Upon hearing this word we will both request a bathroom break to engage in time-management strategy to facilitate massage bliss / "happy ending.".
10 minute debriefing.

Just call (800) BUST-NUT

[AaronDotson]

Been looking at her ad for weeks, finally tried her out. Classic three step call. I sent an email, sent the real photo and phone number, I showed up, had to call again. Low damage, worth the money. Spanish girl. Here's her ad. http://bodyrubusa.com/view-ad/Body-r...tina--6159.htm.

[Bob California]

Hey all. First time poster here.

I recently got a swedish / thai massage at a legit place I've been going to for a while. The regular masseuse I see was not available so the man who runs the place suggested I try a "new girl". The place is on the south side of Wilshire, 4 blocks west of La Brea. Like I said, from what I can tell, this place is 100% legit (female customers, no ads on CL or BP, etc). And I've only received regular massages there. However, the new girl I saw definitely "teased" me a bit. While I was on my stomach she ran her hands high inside my thighs and definitely brushed my balls a few times. She also took the sheet almost completely off me (while I was on stomach) so that my ass was totally bare. Naturally, I got a little excited, but when I flipped over nothing else happened (outside of a decent massage).

So, a few questions -- was I supposed to give her some kind of signal? I did part my legs a bit to show her that I liked what she was doing. In your guys' experience, do legit places have one or two masseuses who will go the extra mile? She gave me her card when I left. Is that an indication that she will go further if I come back? From the description of the location, have any of you been there and had similar experiences?

Thanks!

Sincerely,

Robert California, Esquire.

[Drumer Boy]

I had to work on Sat and decided to treat my self to some relaxation after my shift. I found this place on Backpage and decide to TOFFT as I didn't find any posts on here. The ad said 40 for the half and 50 for the full. I walked and was greeted by an early 30's Asian lady. She was cute and had a nice body so I figured it was a good start. She was wearing some Yoga pants that showed off her cute small ass and a tigt top that showed her see cups. She walked me to the back and I noticed that the room didn't have a wall that went all the way up? Any way I figured what the hell I was all ready there. I paid the 40 once I was in the room and got comfortable and put the towel over my self. She walked back in and asked what kind of massage I wanted. I told her soft and she started on my back. The usual chit chat and she asked me if it was my first time. I told her it was my first time there but that I had visited other places in Eagle Rock. She was started to walk on my back and it felt amazing. But due to an injury I had to stop her at a certain point. She sat on my butt and laid on me and asked if she had hurt me. I told her I was fine. She then started to massage my legs and brushed my butt and then the boys a few times and she said oops sorry. I told her don't be sorry, it was okay with me. She kept on going and slowly took off the towel and gave my gluts a massage. She told me to Flip and she stood at my head and massaged my chest and leaned in so her see's where in my face. She worked her way down and saw that JR was at full attention. She said "very nice" and giggled and asked if she should take care of him and what I wanted. I was low on funds and opted for a HJ. She got some warm oil and got to work with slow strokes and she made sure to give the boys some attention also I started to feel her ass and see's and she took off her top so I could play with them. That's when I realize that they were bolt on's. After I was done she cleaned my up and we said our good bye. Tip was .4.

[Bob California]

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[White Kaps]

I usually stick to my regulars from HX, but lately have wondered about the MP scene since I've never really tried them before. Was on my way up to LA an decided to check a place out that has been advertising heavily on BP lately. It's the one on San Antonio in Norwalk, here's the link to one of their ads:

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Femal...al-21/37637064

The ad said "10 new hotties", and I liked the idea of having so many girls to choose from since I'm a bit picky. Anyways, I find the place, safe parking area in back via an alley, and head in to be greated by PPS. He asked if I wanted half hour or hour and I opted for the half hour and he took me to a small dimly lit, albeit nice enough room. As I sensed he was about to ask for money, I spoke first and asked if I could see the ladies that are available and he nodded and left the room. In came a woman who from how old she was (late 40's) and the way she was dressed I would assume she'the be a MMS, but realized she very well could be one of the attendants. So I played dumb and treated her like a MMS and asked if I could see the girls that were available. She left, and another woman, (older, less attractive) came in. I'm like, "REALLY"? So I ask if there is anyone else and she says no. Now I'm still kinda on the young side (early 30's) and the older MILF types don't really do it for me. But even if I was down for the older type, these woman were NOT in any way attractive. They reminded me of the lady who works at the donut shop around the corner from me. Ugh! Sorry, side tracked. Anyway, so I whip out my phone and show her the ad and at this point the PPS and other girl come back. The first lady says "I don't know that ad". And the PPS just turns around and walks back into a curtained area. So I just shake my head and leave.

I had my hopes up, but this place is a no go! I'the be interested to hear if anyone has had a different experience by I doubt it. I'm still intrigued by the idea of the MP experience and hope I can find a place that delivers the kind of experience I want. If anyone wants to suggest some places that have younger girls, please chime in.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!

Check my last report, bro. I've been there twice and from what I can tell it's the same two older gals working.

The one on Paramount off the 91 advertises young gals but I've read conflicting reports. Not sure if it's legit or rub&tug.

[Member #5087]

Interesting and surprising report about an area that is very close to home. There are actually 2 spots basically right next to each other on the east side of Vermont just north of the 101. The one closest to the freeway is a stand alone building sideways to the street with its own parking lot. For at least more than a decade it has been the totally legit "Dream Spa" with separate facilities for men and women. My 65 year old Filipina church lady secretary from years ago used to go there for massage and recommended the men's side to me! But for a few months the place has been advertising in the adult entertainment classifieds including BP and reliable reports that it has become an extremely happy destination but with older K-MILFs. Next door just north of Dream is a two story strip mall with a K-girl rub and tug (or so I thought) on the 2nd floor. Please post (or PM) which of these 2 spots you are referring to.

You report the girl was cute but was she young or a good looking MILF? Also, was the place fully lit and obviously open or did you just take a shot and win your bet?

Check your private messages, yes, everything you mentioned is true.

[The Camel]

Last week I was hanging out in Hollywood, after lots of drinks I felt like getting a massage but it was really late, around 2 am, I went to this place and I was surprised it was open, a guy collected .50, usually when there are guys collecting the fee I don't like it, but I was a little drunk and I said "wth, let's do it", got undressed and then this really cute k girl came in wearing a mini skirt, at that point I knew everything was going fine, after few minutes of lame massage I started exploring she let me do it and asked what I wanted, I told her what I wanted, she said "oh, ok, will be back", we talked about donation, she asked for $, I counted .80 she said "ok, next time $" haha, long story short, it was a really good experience, lots of foreplay, daty, 69, BBBJ. I might go back if I am around that area.

Interesting and surprising report about an area that is very close to home. There are actually 2 spots basically right next to each other on the east side of Vermont just north of the 101. The one closest to the freeway is a stand alone building sideways to the street with its own parking lot. For at least more than a decade it has been the totally legit "Dream Spa" with separate facilities for men and women. My 65 year old Filipina church lady secretary from years ago used to go there for massage and recommended the men's side to me! But for a few months the place has been advertising in the adult entertainment classifieds including BP and reliable reports that it has become an extremely happy destination but with older K-MILFs. Next door just north of Dream is a two story strip mall with a K-girl rub and tug (or so I thought) on the 2nd floor. Please post (or PM) which of these 2 spots you are referring to.

You report the girl was cute but was she young or a good looking MILF? Also, was the place fully lit and obviously open or did you just take a shot and win your bet?

[Member #5087]

Last week I was hanging out in Hollywood, after lots of drinks I felt like getting a massage but it was really late, around 2 am, I went to this place and I was surprised it was open, a guy collected .50, usually when there are guys collecting the fee I don't like it, but I was a little drunk and I said "wth, let's do it", got undressed and then this really cute k girl came in wearing a mini skirt, at that point I knew everything was going fine, after few minutes of lame massage I started exploring she let me do it and asked what I wanted, I told her what I wanted, she said "oh, ok, will be back", we talked about donation, she asked for $, I counted .80 she said "ok, next time $" haha, long story short, it was a really good experience, lots of foreplay, daty, 69, BBBJ. I might go back if I am around that area.

[The Camel]

Here's why you got a lot of questions: http://eaglerock.patch.com/groups/po...-money-for-sex.

It's true. Rose Garden providers have taken more than their share of LE harassment over the last few years but they keep at it either at RG or move on to another spot, and the business keeps on. This was my go to spot near home for a little while in 2012 - I peeled away because I didn't like the management which also operates a network of other Chinese places.

So now they put their girls in special jeopardy with the late hours. Nobody more than me would like to see a late night MP industry in SoCal, but it makes a place an LE target. There's a reason that there's only a handful of MPs that advertise hours later than 9 or 10 PM. Being open until midnight and later is a virtual announcement that the place is definitely not legit. Really, how much of a market is there for legit massage during the hours when today becomes tomorrow?

Some spots like RG will advertise their late hours on BP, et al. Others just let their better customers know if they come around at midnight or later that they should just knock on the door even though the lights will be off and the "OPEN" neon sign will be unplugged. But do it the way RG does, and the girls are expecting LE visitors during the late late shift and questions are going to be asked if you're a 1st timer.

[Mr Sixty]

... At this point, I was really weirded out, due to the amount of questions being asked. ...

Here's why you got a lot of questions: http://eaglerock.patch.com/groups/po...-money-for-sex.

[Mikey Likey]

If you have an ATF that you've seen numerous times than by all means get her phone number. These girls move around a lot. Chances are she would love to resume activities with her old customers. Put her number in your contacts under Chinese food. You won't be lying when you say you've eaten there several times.

Such good advice that I wish I would have taken during the Santa Monica AMP days. Would love to get contact info for the gals that used to work at Ginja Massage on Wilshire /26th.

[Vulva Nut]

In town visiting family from the East Coast, and got the urge to go for a massage late last night. Wasn't even sure any place was open, so I checked BP and found this...

Nice review Caddn, and thanks for letting us know about a late-night place. Hope you got another shot at getting your shot off before you left.