Massage Parlor Reports

[Mr Sixty]

... At this point, I was really weirded out, due to the amount of questions being asked. ...

Here's why you got a lot of questions: http://eaglerock.patch.com/groups/po...-money-for-sex.

[Mikey Likey]

If you have an ATF that you've seen numerous times than by all means get her phone number. These girls move around a lot. Chances are she would love to resume activities with her old customers. Put her number in your contacts under Chinese food. You won't be lying when you say you've eaten there several times.

Such good advice that I wish I would have taken during the Santa Monica AMP days. Would love to get contact info for the gals that used to work at Ginja Massage on Wilshire /26th.

[Vulva Nut]

In town visiting family from the East Coast, and got the urge to go for a massage late last night. Wasn't even sure any place was open, so I checked BP and found this...

Nice review Caddn, and thanks for letting us know about a late-night place. Hope you got another shot at getting your shot off before you left.

[Caddn13]

In town visiting family from the East Coast, and got the urge to go for a massage late last night. Wasn't even sure any place was open, so I checked BP and found this.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/BodyR...ls-21/29659610

Decided to check rubmaps for some reviews, and looked like they offered HE which was exactly what I was looking for. Went for it, and arrived a little after midnight. Cute asian girl let me in, roughly 5'5", late 20's ish, nice body with Bs, and asked if I've been there before. Gave her the usual answer, and she asked me who I was with last time. Good thing I looked at RM beforehand, because I threw out Amy. She had this confused look on her face, but then I said it was an early morning visit and she seemed okay with it. $.4 for hh, took me to a room, and came in a bit later after I had gotten comfortable.

Same girl walks in, and asks what I got last time when I was there, so I just told her a massage and I left really happy. At this point, I was really weirded out, due to the amount of questions being asked. Please keep in mind I've only recently started the hobby, and this was my first west coast AMP. Anyways, she told me it was going to be %1.2 for FS, which I wasn't expecting since there was no indication of it on RM, but whatever, I didn't bring that much since that wasn't what I was looking for. I said I'd just like a HJ, and she said $.6. I told her "last time was $.4" and she tried to keep it at $.6, but eventually agreed on $.4. Don't want to come in and screw up the pricing you guys got down here in Cali.

So anyways, there was no massage in the beginning, she just started using oil and went straight for the tug. Fine by me! Technique was not bad, and lots of OTC roaming, but I don't go easily, so after a bit of that she was getting impatient and frustrated. I usually take awhile with the tugs, but man I just started feeling bad for her. I eventually knew that while she wasn't horrible at what she was doing, she wasn't good enough to get me off so I just told her it was okay. She cleaned me up and here's the weird part... The massage came after that. It wasn't a normal massage either, she had a towel on me and was massaging through that, which I didn't expect at all. We were having a good conversation while all of this was going on, and she was a really sweet girl. She was probably just still learning or whatever LOL.

So that was pretty much it. She kept the tip, but I didn't really mind since she was tugging for about 20 minutes and putting a lot of effort into it.

Feel free to PM me if you have any questions, I'll be glad to answer them. This will probably be my only visit to an AMP while I'm here. Going back to the East coast really soon, which is disappointing, because I've heard there are a lot of good providers around here. Next time I guess!

[Nascar]

It's your bad. If you have an ATF that you've seen numerous times than by all means get her phone number. These girls move around a lot. Chances are she would love to resume activities with her old customers. Put her number in your contacts under Chinese food. You won't be lying when you say you've eaten there several times.

LOL love the Chinese food eaten there excuse. She wasn't really a looker, but we just clicked. Oh well.

[Veedub]

I usually stick to my regulars from HX, but lately have wondered about the MP scene since I've never really tried them before. Was on my way up to LA an decided to check a place out that has been advertising heavily on BP lately. It's the one on San Antonio in Norwalk, here's the link to one of their ads:

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Femal...al-21/37637064

The ad said "10 new hotties", and I liked the idea of having so many girls to choose from since I'm a bit picky. Anyways, I find the place, safe parking area in back via an alley, and head in to be greated by PPS. He asked if I wanted half hour or hour and I opted for the half hour and he took me to a small dimly lit, albeit nice enough room. As I sensed he was about to ask for money, I spoke first and asked if I could see the ladies that are available and he nodded and left the room. In came a woman who from how old she was (late 40's) and the way she was dressed I would assume she'the be a MMS, but realized she very well could be one of the attendants. So I played dumb and treated her like a MMS and asked if I could see the girls that were available. She left, and another woman, (older, less attractive) came in. I'm like, "REALLY"? So I ask if there is anyone else and she says no. Now I'm still kinda on the young side (early 30's) and the older MILF types don't really do it for me. But even if I was down for the older type, these woman were NOT in any way attractive. They reminded me of the lady who works at the donut shop around the corner from me. Ugh! Sorry, side tracked. Anyway, so I whip out my phone and show her the ad and at this point the PPS and other girl come back. The first lady says "I don't know that ad". And the PPS just turns around and walks back into a curtained area. So I just shake my head and leave.

I had my hopes up, but this place is a no go! I'the be interested to hear if anyone has had a different experience by I doubt it. I'm still intrigued by the idea of the MP experience and hope I can find a place that delivers the kind of experience I want. If anyone wants to suggest some places that have younger girls, please chime in.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!

[Nutzoid]

First let me start off with oxford spa. Went there a few weeks ago in the evening. Its a decent size parking lot inside a you shaped plaza. Its located on the 2nd floor in the corner. If you go at night, beware that others can see you walking towards the massage as the other business next to it are closed at the time. As I walked in I saw both workers in the front "lobby" speaking Chinese to each other. Both were in their late 40's, possibly older. This place is unusual in the fact that they charge a flat $40, regardless of time. I confirmed 2 x, 30 min = 40,60 min = 40. I guess its just a matter of when you pop. Massage was the usual crappy massage for 5 min then flip, then a standard HE with roaming under the clothes (dress on this occasion) and sucking of the nipples. Tipped 40 so 80 otd was not bad but will probably not return.

Ok, so this next review is of star holistic spa. I've been here at least 30 times. My atf here left about 2 months ago, wish I knew where as I'd follow her. Her name is Suzie / Suzy and while nothing about her in particular is above and beyond, she has a super cute personality and we really clicked. I've gotten several different answers from the MMS as to what happened, anywhere from "oh she's on a super long vacation to she no working tonight to I think she work somewhere else". Typical bs answers. Anyways I do have another favorite (if you can call it that). Her name is Mina. She's about late 30's but she has a nice body. Nice and thin and petite with a decent ass and tits but she's a gold digger, always asking for more money, and even checks the tip before you leave.

Ok, I am getting side tracked. VERY recently I had one of the worst AMP experiences of my (short hobbying) life. So as usual I paid the MMS the 60 for an hour massage. Get this old hag who is at least late 40's easily older who looks like she cuts her hair at home with a swiss army knife. Didn't get her name but she's old, not in any way good looking, not in good shape, fat in all the wrong places, short, with small boobs. In my head I should have asked for someone else but the MMS said they were busy and I didn't want to wait. So the massage started off decent. Then it all went to shit. She literally massaged me for 2 min and left the room to get oil (without saying anything). When she got back she started the "sensual" massage, if you can call it that. She just rubbed her hands over my back. 2 min of that and she asks me to flip and starts with the oil. Did not allow touching of the boobs (which has never happened here for me, and I've seen at least 15 different girls here). She starts the HE like she's trying to start a fire. I figure its a lost cause so I pop as soon as I can. She then leaves (with the door wide open) and my penis all exposed to clean herself off and get a hot towel. She cleans me off and then starts the lamest massage ever. She massages my hand for 2 min, then goes to my feet and falls asleep. Yes. She falls asleep. I can feel her stop massaging my feet and hear snoring. I look up and then she wakes up. I ask her if she's sleeping and she says "of course not why would I be sleeping". After this she says "ok all over". Its been 15 min. Oh and throughout the massage she's burping and giggling for no reason. I get dressed quickly, tip her $20 as to not cause a scene and leave. On the way out I see the MMS and she says "oh, done already?" and then I tell her what happened and I want my money back. She says "oh did she not give you the right massage?" and just plays stupid. We start to converse (not quite an argument) and I explain how she fell asleep and she kicked me out after only 15 min. At this point the masseuse comes out and the MMS talks to her and I say I want my money back. After all this the masseuse starts spewing some more BS about how she didn't fall asleep and how I should have talked to her instead of the MMS. At the end I get my $20 tip back and leave. Needless to say I will not be returning here.

It's your bad. If you have an ATF that you've seen numerous times than by all means get her phone number. These girls move around a lot. Chances are she would love to resume activities with her old customers. Put her number in your contacts under Chinese food. You won't be lying when you say you've eaten there several times.

[Nascar]

First let me start off with oxford spa. Went there a few weeks ago in the evening. Its a decent size parking lot inside a you shaped plaza. Its located on the 2nd floor in the corner. If you go at night, beware that others can see you walking towards the massage as the other business next to it are closed at the time. As I walked in I saw both workers in the front "lobby" speaking Chinese to each other. Both were in their late 40's, possibly older. This place is unusual in the fact that they charge a flat $40, regardless of time. I confirmed 2 x, 30 min = 40,60 min = 40. I guess its just a matter of when you pop. Massage was the usual crappy massage for 5 min then flip, then a standard HE with roaming under the clothes (dress on this occasion) and sucking of the nipples. Tipped 40 so 80 otd was not bad but will probably not return.

Ok, so this next review is of star holistic spa. I've been here at least 30 times. My atf here left about 2 months ago, wish I knew where as I'd follow her. Her name is Suzie / Suzy and while nothing about her in particular is above and beyond, she has a super cute personality and we really clicked. I've gotten several different answers from the MMS as to what happened, anywhere from "oh she's on a super long vacation to she no working tonight to I think she work somewhere else". Typical bs answers. Anyways I do have another favorite (if you can call it that). Her name is Mina. She's about late 30's but she has a nice body. Nice and thin and petite with a decent ass and tits but she's a gold digger, always asking for more money, and even checks the tip before you leave.

Ok, I am getting side tracked. VERY recently I had one of the worst AMP experiences of my (short hobbying) life. So as usual I paid the MMS the 60 for an hour massage. Get this old hag who is at least late 40's easily older who looks like she cuts her hair at home with a swiss army knife. Didn't get her name but she's old, not in any way good looking, not in good shape, fat in all the wrong places, short, with small boobs. In my head I should have asked for someone else but the MMS said they were busy and I didn't want to wait. So the massage started off decent. Then it all went to shit. She literally massaged me for 2 min and left the room to get oil (without saying anything). When she got back she started the "sensual" massage, if you can call it that. She just rubbed her hands over my back. 2 min of that and she asks me to flip and starts with the oil. Did not allow touching of the boobs (which has never happened here for me, and I've seen at least 15 different girls here). She starts the HE like she's trying to start a fire. I figure its a lost cause so I pop as soon as I can. She then leaves (with the door wide open) and my penis all exposed to clean herself off and get a hot towel. She cleans me off and then starts the lamest massage ever. She massages my hand for 2 min, then goes to my feet and falls asleep. Yes. She falls asleep. I can feel her stop massaging my feet and hear snoring. I look up and then she wakes up. I ask her if she's sleeping and she says "of course not why would I be sleeping". After this she says "ok all over". Its been 15 min. Oh and throughout the massage she's burping and giggling for no reason. I get dressed quickly, tip her $20 as to not cause a scene and leave. On the way out I see the MMS and she says "oh, done already?" and then I tell her what happened and I want my money back. She says "oh did she not give you the right massage?" and just plays stupid. We start to converse (not quite an argument) and I explain how she fell asleep and she kicked me out after only 15 min. At this point the masseuse comes out and the MMS talks to her and I say I want my money back. After all this the masseuse starts spewing some more BS about how she didn't fall asleep and how I should have talked to her instead of the MMS. At the end I get my $20 tip back and leave. Needless to say I will not be returning here.

[The Camel]

Wasn't sure where I should post this. Admin please move it to the correct one if it is in the wrong thread.

I went to have some fun at that Green place in Gardena a while ago, it's not a "massage" place, but a Sauna / Spa // Table Scrub (men only allowed), and also had women for massage of the very pleasant kind. I'd return, because it reminded me of the German FKK clubs in europe. (as an aside, if you ever get the chance to go to Europe, GO TO GERMANY).

But I digress.

I don't want to repeat the Green experience because it did not meet my standards of cleanliness for a sauna / spa. (Mold and mildew smells = I'm GONE, No sense in risking MRSA if I don't have to).

So went through to RTFF, and I found very little info on other places that have girls available, but are a sauna-tablescrub-pool-spa-massage and lots of fun. A few hints about some Korean places, but nothing on the extra treatments.

Any leads? PM or here is fine. Want to spend some time relaxing for a day and going to nibble on some nipple between the full spa treatment.

Damn you sure make that sound like a fine way to spend a few hours. About the only place I know of is in the Rampart district of all places. I haven't tried it out myself yet but good reports and a regular wingman TOFTT and gave me a full report. Forgetting the name, but it is the Korean Spa that is right next to the real original Tommy's on Temple just east of Rampart. It has the Sauna and Steam and hardcore Body Scrubs and attractive Korean girls in their 20's and 30's giving good massage with HE. What it doesn't have, at least as a general rule, is FS.

[Seafor]

Wasn't sure where I should post this. Admin please move it to the correct one if it is in the wrong thread.

I went to have some fun at that Green place in Gardena a while ago, it's not a "massage" place, but a Sauna / Spa // Table Scrub (men only allowed), and also had women for massage of the very pleasant kind. I'd return, because it reminded me of the German FKK clubs in europe. (as an aside, if you ever get the chance to go to Europe, GO TO GERMANY).

But I digress.

I don't want to repeat the Green experience because it did not meet my standards of cleanliness for a sauna / spa. (Mold and mildew smells = I'm GONE, No sense in risking MRSA if I don't have to).

So went through to RTFF, and I found very little info on other places that have girls available, but are a sauna-tablescrub-pool-spa-massage and lots of fun. A few hints about some Korean places, but nothing on the extra treatments.

Any leads? PM or here is fine. Want to spend some time relaxing for a day and going to nibble on some nipple between the full spa treatment.

[The Tall Man]

Has anyone got any information about this place.

I been there about 5-6 times in the past 1-1/2 years, each time got FS no problems, standard rate of door fee and tip ($150. Total), once I got a beautiful young 20 yo who was a doll and was the only reason I returned in earnest another 3 or 4 times, never saw her again. Shame, anyway yes all Latin providers that do the rounds in various MP in the LA and OC areas. I will return if and when I am through that part of the city and when my dick needs the attention it deserves.

Have fun!

The Tall Man.

[AnttDog]

Has anyone got any information about this place.

Went there about a year ago. Typical latina FS spot.

[Willie23]

As far as I know, the only place in this section of the forums that offers all the above is P / V Acu Care in San Pedro. I am overdue to cruise back through WeHo, but Jennys bare puss always pulls me in...

I have tried the few table shower AMPs in LA that have come and gone and all have fallen short. A-One in Santa Monica is kind of hit or miss. They do have a table shower, but the only provider I tried there was more clinical than sensual. (and I use the Santa Monica forum to discuss Santa Monica AMPs) Back in the day, Gold Therapy had it all.- with cute, petite providers. But long gone.

Can anyone bring me up to date with any table shower AMPs I've missed where you can get an above average massage as well as the rest? And yes, I did search first.

[Jack Reacher]

Read the posts.

Yes RTFF = Read The Fucking Forum!!

[Tipisil]

Has anyone got any information about this place.

Read the posts.