Massage Parlor Reports

**DrDerrick** · 12-28-13 18:07

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ce-23/15546664

I have been looking to go here for some, but I am just not sure what's on the menu. Read some reviews from some time ago, but those girls seem like they are long gone. Anyone with current intel I would appreciate it. Pics look great, sexy, slim girls.

**Directormsu** · 12-26-13 10:08

I am traveling through Chicago on Monday and have 8 hrs of down time. Looking for reccomendations from the forum on best massage parlors to go to. Understanding that I will not have vehicle and will be using the L to get around. Any advice would be appreciated.

**Humpfree** · 12-21-13 12:13

Originally Posted by DrDerrick [View Original Post]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ge-25/19900294

Listen guys, this is my #1 service provider location, JESSICA, fine ass Latina, don't hurt her too bad, she is a sweety. 50 bucks all inclusive, and you know what that means.

I went hear last Wednesday she was busy. Went there again yesterday ask for Jessica. Chick said ill go get her. When she came up from the back, WOW she's a beauty. She looked at old man me, and said she's not here. Another monger was coming in seen her and call her by name Jessica, I guess she don't like old men.

Hope you have better luck she's a looked.

**Humpfree** · 12-21-13 12:12

Originally Posted by DrDerrick [View Original Post]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ge-25/19900294

Listen guys, this is my #1 service provider location, JESSICA, fine ass Latina, don't hurt her too bad, she is a sweety. 50 bucks all inclusive, and you know what that means.

I went hear last Wednesday she was busy. Went there again yesterday ask for Jessica. Chick said ill go get her. When she came up from the back, WOW she's a beauty. She looked at old man me, and said she's not here. Another monger was coming in seen her and call her by name Jessica, I guess she don't like old men.

Hope you have better luck she was a looked.

Fredspy.

**DMichaels69** · 12-21-13 08:30

A lot of places are good about not having anyone hanging out. It can be awkward. Usually when I'm done they are shuffling me out the door, LOL.

Originally Posted by RogerC [View Original Post]

Recently, I drove by Qing on Western and found a spot nearby. I walked up to the front door, opened it, and saw another monger working his phone in the area between the inside door and the outside door.

I hate running into dudes at spas, especially since we would probably be vying for the single attendant.

So I grunted, "excuse me" and took off. If it was you, I'm sorry, fellow monger. I probably should've waited a bit and tried again, but I got spooked for some reason. And I always, always, always listen to my gut.

**RogerC** · 12-20-13 21:47

Recently, I drove by Qing on Western and found a spot nearby. I walked up to the front door, opened it, and saw another monger working his phone in the area between the inside door and the outside door.

I hate running into dudes at spas, especially since we would probably be vying for the single attendant.

So I grunted, "excuse me" and took off. If it was you, I'm sorry, fellow monger. I probably should've waited a bit and tried again, but I got spooked for some reason. And I always, always, always listen to my gut.

**Enderwiggen** · 12-20-13 15:04

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

I received an excellent massage, but no extras. I believe that it is a sister spa to Unwind, so YMMV.

I've been meaning to second this, excellent massage, pro mongers can pull off a full menu.

**PussyPoker** · 12-20-13 14:33

Originally Posted by Mmaforever [View Original Post]

Time for a trip toThailand.

Has already started for my next trip to Bangkok. This will be my 4th in the last 3 years.

PP.

**Enderwiggen** · 12-20-13 14:18

Originally Posted by DrDerrick [View Original Post]

Dude, I am about the brokest Pimp you will find, I doubt if you know anything about Chicago, or if you have any real interest in seeing the girls, you just find something to complain about for no reason. You act like because you have Senior status that gives you a badge of honor and you can identify someone that is a "PIMP". I honestly despise pimps and I always ask the girls if they person that owns the apt. Or spa they work out of is fair. I actually have a bad habit, and I probably need to get some help, but I refuse to allow you to refer to me as a pimp. See the girls, and the location before you talk shit.

Ok this has now been asked and answered, back to the pussy.

A2

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You actually quoted me saying enough with this and then continued?

Seriously?

A2

**Ron M** · 12-20-13 13:30

Originally Posted by Mmaforever [View Original Post]

Time for a trip toThailand.

Sex-holidays.com/ tours.

**DrDerrick** · 12-20-13 12:10

Originally Posted by Mmaforever [View Original Post]

Time for a trip toThailand.

Have not been to Thailand yet, but have been to Philippines a few times. Amazing place for mongering especially in Angeles City, but Manila and Quezon City have enough to fill ones appetite also. Really would not mind going to Thailand I have always got good reports about it, but next on my pussy radar is Brazil...got to get the Bunda...I know why Justin Beiber went there. The most amazing asses in the world are in Brazil, that's where they came up with the Brazillian Butt implants from. Trying to go late February or Early March if any of my brothers want to go on a tag team mission.

However booked an appt. Today with one of my ATF's and her big booty friend Morgan... Will give a detailed report this evening, hope I can stay under my budget, which is about $TCS-ellipses} If you like big butts... OMG Amilia has amazing melons as she calls them.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...80-20/16531698

**Member #5933** · 12-20-13 09:44

Originally Posted by DrDerrick [View Original Post]

I would PM you with some good news, but there is none...I think the old ladies keep the young, pretty girls out so they can keep working with their old tired (traditional) massages... I need some NURU and Hip Hop Asians girls...

Time for a trip toThailand.

**MattChavan27** · 12-19-13 21:02

Originally Posted by Fredspy [View Original Post]

+1 on Jessica. I don't know about 50 dollars for everything, but she is sweet, cute and a good performer.

F.

I think 50 is for massage only, however you can opt for Value added services if pocket allows and then it comes pretty close to standard AMP rates.

**Fredspy** · 12-19-13 20:54

Originally Posted by DrDerrick [View Original Post]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ge-25/19900294

Listen guys, this is my #1 service provider location, JESSICA, fine ass Latina, don't hurt her too bad, she is a sweety. 50 bucks all inclusive, and you know what that means.

+1 on Jessica. I don't know about 50 dollars for everything, but she is sweet, cute and a good performer.

F.

**DrDerrick** · 12-19-13 15:16

Originally Posted by Enderwiggen [View Original Post]

I'm going to step in here...you are coming off as more of a pimp than a monger...which is cool if what you say is legit, but until I see a senior verify its not. Those neighborhoods arent the best.

Dude, I am about the brokest Pimp you will find, I doubt if you know anything about Chicago, or if you have any real interest in seeing the girls, you just find something to complain about for no reason. You act like because you have Senior status that gives you a badge of honor and you can identify someone that is a "PIMP". I honestly despise pimps and I always ask the girls if they person that owns the apt. Or spa they work out of is fair. I actually have a bad habit, and I probably need to get some help, but I refuse to allow you to refer to me as a pimp. See the girls, and the location before you talk shit.

Ok this has now been asked and answered, back to the pussy.

A2