Massage Parlor Reports

**DMichaels69** · 10-07-13 18:46

I'm seeing a lot of what you said below too. A lot of fake twins, way to firm for the age along with too smooth faces and ton of makeup.

Originally Posted by Rubenme2 [View Original Post]

For what you are looking for it is pretty sad here.

I've been to places on the west coast where the door fee is 0. 5 and the tip is $.0. And girls on both the east and west coast are way younger.

One mamasan said the young girls don't like the cold and I can't blame them. For my needs I prefer them much older than what you find here but I'm a rare case. Another trend I'm seeing in a few areas in the north is that there are some older providers who are getting into Botox. You can tell from their frumpy bodies and faces that look like over inflated ballon animals.

In the end this trend will continue until they notice that they are not getting customers if their girls are old. Start spreading the word and walking out if the providers are too old. I know only 5% of their customers at most read this forum but we have to start somewhere.

I'll be asking the mamasans I know to special order some older ones for me.

**Ron M** · 10-07-13 17:12

Originally Posted by Rubenme2 [View Original Post]

For what you are looking for it is pretty sad here.

I've been to places on the west coast where the door fee is 0. 5 and the tip is $.0. And girls on both the east and west coast are way younger.

One mamasan said the young girls don't like the cold and I can't blame them. For my needs I prefer them much older than what you find here but I'm a rare case. Another trend I'm seeing in a few areas in the north is that there are some older providers who are getting into Botox. You can tell from their frumpy bodies and faces that look like over inflated ballon animals.

In the end this trend will continue until they notice that they are not getting customers if their girls are old. Start spreading the word and walking out if the providers are too old. I know only 5% of their customers at most read this forum but we have to start somewhere.

I'll be asking the mamasans I know to special order some older ones for me.

Nope. Won't work. As long as you guys have that "Asian Girls Are Hot" Mentality, AMPs will always get a lot of Business. Sad but True. However they will Never get my Money.

**Rubenme2** · 10-07-13 16:10

Originally Posted by Pussy Prowler [View Original Post]

I live in downtown Chicago but enjoy a good asian mp here and there, that being said, the landscape here in Chicagoland is pretty sad. Most of the AMP providers are WAY past the hill, and some are easily in their 50s! *yes I know this bc I have talked to them in their native tongue, many of you have no clue how old they really are. That being said, other than pine tree in willowbrook, I don't see the point of even discussing any AMP in the entire chicago metro area. If anyone knows any other decent AMPs anywhere within the metro area please pm me, bc I've literally been to 15 all around chicagoland and have yet to be impressed. Why does the midwest get the about to retire or turn into a mamasan types? Have any of you been on the west or east coast? No contest, it's very sad here, and it would be ok if it was a discount price for FS but its not, as many of you are spending 200.00 for FS with some old hag! LOL

For what you are looking for it is pretty sad here.

I've been to places on the west coast where the door fee is 0.5 and the tip is $.0. And girls on both the east and west coast are way younger.

One mamasan said the young girls don't like the cold and I can't blame them. For my needs I prefer them much older than what you find here but I'm a rare case. Another trend I'm seeing in a few areas in the north is that there are some older providers who are getting into Botox. You can tell from their frumpy bodies and faces that look like over inflated ballon animals.

In the end this trend will continue until they notice that they are not getting customers if their girls are old. Start spreading the word and walking out if the providers are too old. I know only 5% of their customers at most read this forum but we have to start somewhere.

I'll be asking the mamasans I know to special order some older ones for me.

**DMichaels69** · 10-07-13 15:45

Ron:

That was a good one.

Originally Posted by Ron M [View Original Post]

Why not find an Awesome Provider for your Playtime Needs? I don't get why you guys Waste Time and Money going to those AMP's. You guys look at an AMP Ad and see Lucy Liu. But when you get there, you wind up getting Margaret Cho. LOL.

**Ron M** · 10-07-13 14:53

Originally Posted by Pussy Prowler [View Original Post]

I live in downtown Chicago but enjoy a good asian mp here and there, that being said, the landscape here in Chicagoland is pretty sad. Most of the AMP providers are WAY past the hill, and some are easily in their 50s! *yes I know this bc I have talked to them in their native tongue, many of you have no clue how old they really are. That being said, other than pine tree in willowbrook, I don't see the point of even discussing any AMP in the entire chicago metro area. If anyone knows any other decent AMPs anywhere within the metro area please pm me, bc I've literally been to 15 all around chicagoland and have yet to be impressed. Why does the midwest get the about to retire or turn into a mamasan types? Have any of you been on the west or east coast? No contest, it's very sad here, and it would be ok if it was a discount price for FS but its not, as many of you are spending 200.00 for FS with some old hag! LOL

Why not find an Awesome Provider for your Playtime Needs? I don't get why you guys Waste Time and Money going to those AMP's. You guys look at an AMP Ad and see Lucy Liu. But when you get there, you wind up getting Margaret Cho. LOL.

**Fit312** · 10-07-13 09:01

I received an excellent massage, but no extras. I believe that it is a sister spa to Unwind, so YMMV.

Originally Posted by Ron M [View Original Post]

I passed by this place today. I didn't go in. Just passing info to you Massage Freaks.

Green Spa.

CALL: 312-226-3651.

Location: 114 N Halsted St, CHICAGO IL 60661

They're located on Halsted Street between Lake Street and Randolph Street.

I don't know anything else about this place and I'm not going to TOFTT. I don't like Wasting my Money.

**Pussy Prowler** · 10-07-13 01:00

I live in downtown Chicago but enjoy a good asian mp here and there, that being said, the landscape here in Chicagoland is pretty sad. Most of the AMP providers are WAY past the hill, and some are easily in their 50s! *yes I know this bc I have talked to them in their native tongue, many of you have no clue how old they really are. That being said, other than pine tree in willowbrook, I don't see the point of even discussing any AMP in the entire chicago metro area. If anyone knows any other decent AMPs anywhere within the metro area please pm me, bc I've literally been to 15 all around chicagoland and have yet to be impressed. Why does the midwest get the about to retire or turn into a mamasan types? Have any of you been on the west or east coast? No contest, it's very sad here, and it would be ok if it was a discount price for FS but its not, as many of you are spending 200.00 for FS with some old hag! LOL

**Mrpink** · 10-06-13 15:06

Originally Posted by FngrBngr [View Original Post]

http://posttrib.suntimes.com/2235950...stigating.html

I think this may be the same one that was busted at fbb in oak forest. Anyone remember. Also, I think it's hysterical that the lieutenant's wife came in to translate. Where do you think he got her? Another reason I don't like to detail publicly.

FB

Could'nt he have talked her down to $40.

**BenBeck** · 10-06-13 11:51

Seems to be closed, although I haven't heard anything about it.

The listed number is disconnected, can anyone confirm that it's been shut down?

**Ron M** · 10-05-13 16:39

I passed by this place today. I didn't go in. Just passing info to you Massage Freaks.

Green Spa.

CALL: 312-226-3651.

Location: 114 N Halsted St, CHICAGO IL 60661

They're located on Halsted Street between Lake Street and Randolph Street.

I don't know anything else about this place and I'm not going to TOFTT. I don't like Wasting my Money.

**SgtPerv** · 10-05-13 15:12

Originally Posted by Albert47 [View Original Post]

I'm heading toward matteson il. Next week and wondered if there is any info on crystal you can shaare

You can definitely get what you want at this place. Just lay $$ on the table and your off to the races.

**Albert47** · 10-05-13 13:32

I'm heading toward matteson il. Next week and wondered if there is any info on crystal you can shaare

**FngrBngr** · 10-04-13 17:46

http://posttrib.suntimes.com/2235950...stigating.html

I think this may be the same one that was busted at fbb in oak forest. Anyone remember. Also, I think it's hysterical that the lieutenant's wife came in to translate. Where do you think he got her? Another reason I don't like to detail publicly.

FB

**DMichaels69** · 10-04-13 07:16

That's a first. Got to love technology!

Originally Posted by MoanyNaomi [View Original Post]

Drew a chubby gal pretty cute face. Good enough English, massage was pretty decent with lots of attention the boys wich was very enjoyable, lots of teasing before the flip. On the flip she knew exactly what I wanted and wasn't hesitant to any of my roaming. The hand shake was a plus with no discussion of any tip upfront. One thing that kinda trew me off was that I think they talk to each other through wireless headsets has anyone else noticed? Over all I left happy with standard damage.

**MoanyNaomi** · 10-03-13 11:11

Drew a chubby gal pretty cute face. Good enough English, massage was pretty decent with lots of attention the boys wich was very enjoyable, lots of teasing before the flip. On the flip she knew exactly what I wanted and wasn't hesitant to any of my roaming. The hand shake was a plus with no discussion of any tip upfront. One thing that kinda trew me off was that I think they talk to each other through wireless headsets has anyone else noticed? Over all I left happy with standard damage.