Massage Parlor Reports

**Paleface** · 11-02-13 02:11

I went looking for acupuncture on Michigan Ave. After I signed in at the desk the doorman warned me, "Watch your step." I thought she meant some step on the way to the elevator, but there was no step. On the way out, she gave me the same warning, but there was no step in or out of the place either. As the doorman says, be careful out there.

(Actually, it was a doorwoman, but I have a hard time saying that. Excuse me, but I prefer to remain politically incorrect).

**IdiotBoy** · 11-01-13 02:22

That place isn't in Humboldt Park. It's across the street from a flippin comic book store in Bucktown. IMO it's one of the better AMP places in the city.

**Casper27** · 10-31-13 21:10

Originally Posted by LukeAppling [View Original Post]

Sorry to laugh at you man but your report is really funny. Do you have any idea how expensive real estate is in that "shady neighborhood" with the "Hispanic gangs"?

That area has been gentrified for years!

I've lived nearby all my life and I don't even take my ass over to Humboldt park. Then again I was in a rival gang, so theres that. I believe gentrification has been slower to go past western because the puerto Rican community doesn't want their neighborhood yuppified as they put it. If that did happen at least it take care of the gang problem or at least just get it out of the area. I know the area where I grew up there was constant shootings and drivebys then slowly rents went up and people started selling their houses and condos went up and the gang in control is almost extinct. The one I was in is slowly disappearing as well, its larger but it will happen.

**Luke Appling** · 10-31-13 10:56

Sorry to laugh at you man but your report is really funny. Do you have any idea how expensive real estate is in that "shady neighborhood" with the "Hispanic gangs"?

That area has been gentrified for years!

Originally Posted by Samperkins420 [View Original Post]

Stopped in one day last week. Provider was "Nancy," an OK looking Chinese woman in her late 30's-early 40's. Paid $45 to house for HH + $10 for table shower.

She was pretty provocative in the TS, didn't do anything explicit but hinted around. When we got back to the room, I was on my stomach & she rubbed my back for about 30 seconds before she started playing with my ass. I took this as a sign & reached down and started playing with her ass, then fingering her.

On the flip I took her dress down & started sucking on her tits before she even said anything. She started to rub my cock & asked me for $60 for HJ, $150 for BJ. We agreed on $100 for BJ, eventually it became FS for $140. She was small so I tossed her around a bunch, which was fun. I started on my feet, her on her back on the table, eventually flipped her for doggy, then got her on her back & climbed above her on the table. When I was close to finishing I took off the cover, straddled myself on top of her at her chest, then jerked off onto her face. She was NOT happy about that but whatever.

It's in an OK to shady neighborhood, lots of hispanic gangs up there but if you park on Western should be OK. I actually found free street parking right on Western, less than half a block south of Qing but on the other side of the street.

**Paleface** · 10-31-13 07:02

Originally Posted by Antonio [View Original Post]

I can't remember the name of the website that scrutinizes Backpage photos for their veracity. Can anyone help me out?

Are you looking for tineye?

**CTmongerX1** · 10-29-13 19:18

Originally Posted by Antonio [View Original Post]

I can't remember the name of the website that scrutinizes Backpage photos for their veracity. Can anyone help me out?

Not too difficult to learn.

Ctm.

**Antonio** · 10-29-13 11:31

I can't remember the name of the website that scrutinizes Backpage photos for their veracity. Can anyone help me out?

**SgtPerv** · 10-27-13 21:39

Originally Posted by Paleface [View Original Post]

This really seems high to me. I thought FS was 100, plus the door fee. Everything else is priced down from there for a range of 40 to 100. Let's stick together. Am I right about this?

Normal prices are .4 Hi. .8 BJ. $.2 FS. Negotiations are the key. You want less and she wants more money.

**Paleface** · 10-27-13 17:51

Originally Posted by Samperkins420 [View Original Post]

Stopped in one day last week. Provider was "Nancy," an OK looking Chinese woman in her late 30's-early 40's. Paid $45 to house for HH + $10 for table shower.

She was pretty provocative in the TS, didn't do anything explicit but hinted around. When we got back to the room, I was on my stomach & she rubbed my back for about 30 seconds before she started playing with my ass. I took this as a sign & reached down and started playing with her ass, then fingering her.

On the flip I took her dress down & started sucking on her tits before she even said anything. She started to rub my cock & asked me for $60 for HJ, $150 for BJ. We agreed on $100 for BJ, eventually it became FS for $140. She was small so I tossed her around a bunch, which was fun. I started on my feet, her on her back on the table, eventually flipped her for doggy, then got her on her back & climbed above her on the table. When I was close to finishing I took off the cover, straddled myself on top of her at her chest, then jerked off onto her face. She was NOT happy about that but whatever.

It's in an OK to shady neighborhood, lots of hispanic gangs up there but if you park on Western should be OK. I actually found free street parking right on Western, less than half a block south of Qing but on the other side of the street.

This really seems high to me. I thought FS was 100, plus the door fee. Everything else is priced down from there for a range of 40 to 100. Let's stick together. Am I right about this?

**Ron M** · 10-27-13 17:23

Originally Posted by BenjaminSkully [View Original Post]

Stopped in got a deep tissue for 60. Decent looking female in her late 40's to 50's. Handj for .4 ... My masseuse said there was a younger female next time. She looked to be in her 20's which maybe worth exploring.

She probably told you that so you'd come back. Most of the time you get a 40ish Old Asian Woman for a Massage.

**BenjaminSkully** · 10-27-13 17:21

Stopped in got a deep tissue for 60. Decent looking female in her late 40's to 50's. Handj for .4 ... My masseuse said there was a younger female next time. She looked to be in her 20's which maybe worth exploring.

**Mojorzn** · 10-24-13 18:05

Anyone know a reliable sexy asian that provides outcall massage or any reliable outcall massage? Thanks!

**Paleface** · 10-23-13 17:39

Originally Posted by NorthsideJim [View Original Post]

Been a long time since I was there. I had some fun with Monica. Does anyone know where she went?

I tied to send you a PM but your box is full.

**Chicag0** · 10-23-13 17:03

Had a fully fun time a few weeks ago. Very careful about it. YMMV on halsted.

**SamPerkins420** · 10-23-13 12:41

Stopped in one day last week. Provider was "Nancy," an OK looking Chinese woman in her late 30's-early 40's. Paid $45 to house for HH + $10 for table shower.

She was pretty provocative in the TS, didn't do anything explicit but hinted around. When we got back to the room, I was on my stomach & she rubbed my back for about 30 seconds before she started playing with my ass. I took this as a sign & reached down and started playing with her ass, then fingering her.

On the flip I took her dress down & started sucking on her tits before she even said anything. She started to rub my cock & asked me for $60 for HJ, $150 for BJ. We agreed on $100 for BJ, eventually it became FS for $140. She was small so I tossed her around a bunch, which was fun. I started on my feet, her on her back on the table, eventually flipped her for doggy, then got her on her back & climbed above her on the table. When I was close to finishing I took off the cover, straddled myself on top of her at her chest, then jerked off onto her face. She was NOT happy about that but whatever.

It's in an OK to shady neighborhood, lots of hispanic gangs up there but if you park on Western should be OK. I actually found free street parking right on Western, less than half a block south of Qing but on the other side of the street.