Massage Parlor Reports

**Chicag0** · 10-23-13 17:03

Had a fully fun time a few weeks ago. Very careful about it. YMMV on halsted.

**SamPerkins420** · 10-23-13 12:41

Stopped in one day last week. Provider was "Nancy," an OK looking Chinese woman in her late 30's-early 40's. Paid $45 to house for HH + $10 for table shower.

She was pretty provocative in the TS, didn't do anything explicit but hinted around. When we got back to the room, I was on my stomach & she rubbed my back for about 30 seconds before she started playing with my ass. I took this as a sign & reached down and started playing with her ass, then fingering her.

On the flip I took her dress down & started sucking on her tits before she even said anything. She started to rub my cock & asked me for $60 for HJ, $150 for BJ. We agreed on $100 for BJ, eventually it became FS for $140. She was small so I tossed her around a bunch, which was fun. I started on my feet, her on her back on the table, eventually flipped her for doggy, then got her on her back & climbed above her on the table. When I was close to finishing I took off the cover, straddled myself on top of her at her chest, then jerked off onto her face. She was NOT happy about that but whatever.

It's in an OK to shady neighborhood, lots of hispanic gangs up there but if you park on Western should be OK. I actually found free street parking right on Western, less than half a block south of Qing but on the other side of the street.

**George W. Bush** · 10-23-13 00:44

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

The Guys had the Surgery to make them Girls for real?

They are all transformers from the look of the ad.

**Ron M** · 10-22-13 17:04

Originally Posted by MrMister [View Original Post]

The girls here are boys. I posted this same sentiment a few weeks ago. I even went there because they used to show multiple "girls". When I got there she asked for $$ and I motioned to verify south of the border. I was immediately rejected. I even asked. I was told "pay first". I left.

The Guys had the Surgery to make them Girls for real?

**Mr Mister** · 10-22-13 16:53

The girls here are boys. I posted this same sentiment a few weeks ago. I even went there because they used to show multiple "girls". When I got there she asked for $$ and I motioned to verify south of the border. I was immediately rejected. I even asked. I was told "pay first". I left.

Originally Posted by AtlJack [View Original Post]

ALL of those pics are of a 100% male, reverse look-up and viola!

**Northside Jim** · 10-22-13 15:17

Been a long time since I was there. I had some fun with Monica. Does anyone know where she went?

Originally Posted by NorthsideTod2 [View Original Post]

Yes they have for rent sign on it, was a fun place back in the day then he brought his German Shepard and a bunch of geesy gals and went doun hill RIP.

**NorthsideTod2** · 10-22-13 08:17

Originally Posted by Paleface [View Original Post]

Harvest s gone. Drove by the other day and could see from the street that it was completely empty. Tried the phone, nothing. Looks llike they are getting ready to rent it some other business. RIP.

Yes they have for rent sign on it, was a fun place back in the day then he brought his German Shepard and a bunch of geesy gals and went doun hill RIP.

**Paleface** · 10-21-13 23:16

Originally Posted by BenBeck [View Original Post]

Seems to be closed, although I haven't heard anything about it.

The listed number is disconnected, can anyone confirm that it's been shut down?

Harvest s gone. Drove by the other day and could see from the street that it was completely empty. Tried the phone, nothing. Looks llike they are getting ready to rent it some other business. RIP.

**Fredspy** · 10-13-13 20:09

Originally Posted by Enderwiggen [View Original Post]

At another spa.

Was. Not. Impressed.

She kept telling me about how the game has changed and blah blah.

She was also wayyyy bitchier than before.

Not going to T. Pro again.

There was also a monger getting a table shower who was talking waaaay too loud, claiming his worker had nice tits. Bleh.

May who was at Senina?

Man, was she waay cute in her day (I can remember those tiny shorts she used to wear)! If she has become jaded and bitchy, then this is too bad. Maybe she had an off night though. Do you want share (potentially through PM) the spa where you saw her? Perhaps I can catch her on a better day.

Thanks!

**Enderwiggen** · 10-11-13 18:03

At another spa.

Was. Not. Impressed.

She kept telling me about how the game has changed and blah blah.

She was also wayyyy bitchier than before.

Not going to T. Pro again.

There was also a monger getting a table shower who was talking waaaay too loud, claiming his worker had nice tits. Bleh.

**Magooski** · 10-08-13 07:18

Originally Posted by FngrBngr [View Original Post]

http://posttrib.suntimes.com/2235950...stigating.html

I think this may be the same one that was busted at fbb in oak forest. Anyone remember. Also, I think it's hysterical that the lieutenant's wife came in to translate. Where do you think he got her? Another reason I don't like to detail publicly.

FB

I don't now about that, unless she is a good actress. Both of the girls communicated pretty good.

**Ron M** · 10-07-13 21:32

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

Ron:

That was a good one.

Thank You.

**DMichaels69** · 10-07-13 18:46

I'm seeing a lot of what you said below too. A lot of fake twins, way to firm for the age along with too smooth faces and ton of makeup.

Originally Posted by Rubenme2 [View Original Post]

For what you are looking for it is pretty sad here.

I've been to places on the west coast where the door fee is 0. 5 and the tip is $.0. And girls on both the east and west coast are way younger.

One mamasan said the young girls don't like the cold and I can't blame them. For my needs I prefer them much older than what you find here but I'm a rare case. Another trend I'm seeing in a few areas in the north is that there are some older providers who are getting into Botox. You can tell from their frumpy bodies and faces that look like over inflated ballon animals.

In the end this trend will continue until they notice that they are not getting customers if their girls are old. Start spreading the word and walking out if the providers are too old. I know only 5% of their customers at most read this forum but we have to start somewhere.

I'll be asking the mamasans I know to special order some older ones for me.

**Ron M** · 10-07-13 17:12

Originally Posted by Rubenme2 [View Original Post]

For what you are looking for it is pretty sad here.

I've been to places on the west coast where the door fee is 0. 5 and the tip is $.0. And girls on both the east and west coast are way younger.

One mamasan said the young girls don't like the cold and I can't blame them. For my needs I prefer them much older than what you find here but I'm a rare case. Another trend I'm seeing in a few areas in the north is that there are some older providers who are getting into Botox. You can tell from their frumpy bodies and faces that look like over inflated ballon animals.

In the end this trend will continue until they notice that they are not getting customers if their girls are old. Start spreading the word and walking out if the providers are too old. I know only 5% of their customers at most read this forum but we have to start somewhere.

I'll be asking the mamasans I know to special order some older ones for me.

Nope. Won't work. As long as you guys have that "Asian Girls Are Hot" Mentality, AMPs will always get a lot of Business. Sad but True. However they will Never get my Money.

**Rubenme2** · 10-07-13 16:10

Originally Posted by Pussy Prowler [View Original Post]

I live in downtown Chicago but enjoy a good asian mp here and there, that being said, the landscape here in Chicagoland is pretty sad. Most of the AMP providers are WAY past the hill, and some are easily in their 50s! *yes I know this bc I have talked to them in their native tongue, many of you have no clue how old they really are. That being said, other than pine tree in willowbrook, I don't see the point of even discussing any AMP in the entire chicago metro area. If anyone knows any other decent AMPs anywhere within the metro area please pm me, bc I've literally been to 15 all around chicagoland and have yet to be impressed. Why does the midwest get the about to retire or turn into a mamasan types? Have any of you been on the west or east coast? No contest, it's very sad here, and it would be ok if it was a discount price for FS but its not, as many of you are spending 200.00 for FS with some old hag! LOL

For what you are looking for it is pretty sad here.

I've been to places on the west coast where the door fee is 0.5 and the tip is $.0. And girls on both the east and west coast are way younger.

One mamasan said the young girls don't like the cold and I can't blame them. For my needs I prefer them much older than what you find here but I'm a rare case. Another trend I'm seeing in a few areas in the north is that there are some older providers who are getting into Botox. You can tell from their frumpy bodies and faces that look like over inflated ballon animals.

In the end this trend will continue until they notice that they are not getting customers if their girls are old. Start spreading the word and walking out if the providers are too old. I know only 5% of their customers at most read this forum but we have to start somewhere.

I'll be asking the mamasans I know to special order some older ones for me.