Massage Parlor Reports

[RubDowninstl]

I finally got around to visiting Jazzy a few days ago. I had tried calling her several different times and her voicemail was full. Finally decided to try sending a text and she replied right away. Being my first visit I opted for the half hour. She looked nice when I walked in and had a great personality. Nice clean office setting, table had clean sheets and towels on it. Massage was just ok and some teasing while I was face down. On the flip there wasn't much massage, she when right to teasing, of course a half hour doesn't leave much extra time for massage. After about 10min of teasing I asked her to let the twins out, she did and rubbed them all over me. Then back to what I thought was more teasing, turns out that is her attempt at the finish. Still overall a decent experience. I mentioned that next time I would do a full hour. She smiled and sais the hour is much more fun, but didn't elaborate. If I go back for the hour I will certainly give the details.

[LimpDick]

Agreed. The tone of her add prevented me from scheduling with her. There are plenty of ways to tactfully present rules without getting all worked up. Given the price point I still might give her a try. Ill throw a sock puppet on the chubby if it helps LOL.

Good. I hope she can take some very strong hints to chill the fuck out. Jesus.

[LimpDick]

Had dreams of 3 providers in addition to goddess at the same location. The consensus is that goddess (although smart) is totally nuts. Not sure I'd uncover my wand for the ultrasound. More likely she ate one too many ding dongs and is spinning it for men with a preggo fetish.

Be safe.

Apparently she is pregnant and appears to have gained a few lbs between photo sessions. All systems look to be go so check it out and file a report. I assume she is in the Sharon, Cynthia, Phyllis, etc range of $80 for an hour and everyone leaves happy.

[OldDawg]

Major attitude. Thinks that she is the Lord's gift to therapy. Strictly legit and let's you know it every 5 minutes. Says she is a master of every marshal art known to man (or seems like it). Really a piece of work. Even scolds you if you get near her dog lest you give the stupid mutt a cold.

By the way. She monitors this web site.

Good. I hope she can take some very strong hints to chill the fuck out. Jesus.

[Bill Bradsky]

I was about to contact this gal from the BP who uses only email for contact when I ran into this ROB report.

http://minneapolis.backpage.com/Body...ud-30/10843255

So I pass. True or not be aware she might be a runner.

[Mister Major]

I remember looking her up on the internet about 6 years ago. There was a report of an arrest in Illinois for prostitution. Not sure how that was resolved, but that could be why she insists on legit massages and in-call only.

I think you have the wrong Laura. This Laura is the official massage police LOL.

[Tomg01]

Anyone else been brave enough to try a massage from Laura. I know one member gave it a try several years ago. I was told she would threaten to call the police if you asked for anything "extra". I heard she is now working for Massage Envy in Chestefield.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...rdays/12257719

I remember looking her up on the internet about 6 years ago. There was a report of an arrest in Illinois for prostitution. Not sure how that was resolved, but that could be why she insists on legit massages and in-call only.

[Bill Bradsky]

Hello all,

I know I am a noob with only 1 report under my belt. As a long-time lurker, I know that I should not expect any advice from the experienced mongers on this site.

However, I am hoping to stay safe with (and get a sense of what to expect from) Latina Goddess.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...al-36/11805468

I truly would appreciate any public or private message about her.

Thanks!

Apparently she is pregnant and appears to have gained a few lbs between photo sessions. All systems look to be go so check it out and file a report. I assume she is in the Sharon, Cynthia, Phyllis, etc range of $80 for an hour and everyone leaves happy.

[FerryMan]

Hello all,

I know I am a noob with only 1 report under my belt. As a long-time lurker, I know that I should not expect any advice from the experienced mongers on this site.

However, I am hoping to stay safe with (and get a sense of what to expect from) Latina Goddess.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...al-36/11805468

I truly would appreciate any public or private message about her.

Thanks!

Just a FYI from her last post on BP you may note that she is pregnant. She is a real sweetheart and truly does her best to make sure you enjoy yourself. If she does not get back to you in a hour or so she is not working that day and does not always post the days she is working. Be patient!

Ferryman

[Smurfit]

Hello all,

I know I am a noob with only 1 report under my belt. As a long-time lurker, I know that I should not expect any advice from the experienced mongers on this site.

However, I am hoping to stay safe with (and get a sense of what to expect from) Latina Goddess.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...al-36/11805468

I truly would appreciate any public or private message about her.

Thanks!

I forgot to mention she does the massage in her newborn bathing suit, & mutual touch is ok with her,

Of course YMMV

[Smurfit]

Hello all,

I know I am a noob with only 1 report under my belt. As a long-time lurker, I know that I should not expect any advice from the experienced mongers on this site.

However, I am hoping to stay safe with (and get a sense of what to expect from) Latina Goddess.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...al-36/11805468

I truly would appreciate any public or private message about her.

Thanks!

I seen her a few weeks ago, she did a pretty good massage for a $.00.

She did make a comment about others asking about extras on the phone, then told me she would give oral for an extra donation, I think she said .30.

For the one bill she does provide a HJ, I declined to offer her any donation, but more is available if you like it.

[Hose Nose]

Anyone else been brave enough to try a massage from Laura. I know one member gave it a try several years ago. I was told she would threaten to call the police if you asked for anything "extra". I heard she is now working for Massage Envy in Chestefield.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...rdays/12257719

Major attitude. Thinks that she is the Lord's gift to therapy. Strictly legit and let's you know it every 5 minutes. Says she is a master of every marshal art known to man (or seems like it). Really a piece of work. Even scolds you if you get near her dog lest you give the stupid mutt a cold.

By the way. She monitors this web site.

[Donny Brasso]

No way. Not much there I would envy.

I would rather eat a bug!

[OldDawg]

Anyone else been brave enough to try a massage from Laura. I know one member gave it a try several years ago. I was told she would threaten to call the police if you asked for anything "extra". I heard she is now working for Massage Envy in Chestefield.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...rdays/12257719

Honestly, if I wanted to be talked to like that, I would just stay home. Jesus.

[Scorpio Stew]

No way. Not much there I would envy.

Anyone else been brave enough to try a massage from Laura. I know one member gave it a try several years ago. I was told she would threaten to call the police if you asked for anything "extra". I heard she is now working for Massage Envy in Chestefield.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...rdays/12257719

I had a massage from Laura a long time ago, maybe 3 yrs, maybe 4. Strictly therapeutic. She did sort of brush up against the boys, which made me hard and tent up the draping, but never anything else.