Massage Parlor Reports

**OldDawg** · 09-26-13 15:27

Originally Posted by Hose Nose [View Original Post]

Major attitude. Thinks that she is the Lord's gift to therapy. Strictly legit and let's you know it every 5 minutes. Says she is a master of every marshal art known to man (or seems like it). Really a piece of work. Even scolds you if you get near her dog lest you give the stupid mutt a cold.

By the way. She monitors this web site.

Good. I hope she can take some very strong hints to chill the fuck out. Jesus.

**Bill Bradsky** · 09-26-13 13:22

I was about to contact this gal from the BP who uses only email for contact when I ran into this ROB report.

http://minneapolis.backpage.com/Body...ud-30/10843255

So I pass. True or not be aware she might be a runner.

**Mister Major** · 09-26-13 12:45

Originally Posted by Tomg01 [View Original Post]

I remember looking her up on the internet about 6 years ago. There was a report of an arrest in Illinois for prostitution. Not sure how that was resolved, but that could be why she insists on legit massages and in-call only.

I think you have the wrong Laura. This Laura is the official massage police LOL.

**Tomg01** · 09-26-13 10:22

Originally Posted by Mister Major [View Original Post]

Anyone else been brave enough to try a massage from Laura. I know one member gave it a try several years ago. I was told she would threaten to call the police if you asked for anything "extra". I heard she is now working for Massage Envy in Chestefield.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...rdays/12257719

I remember looking her up on the internet about 6 years ago. There was a report of an arrest in Illinois for prostitution. Not sure how that was resolved, but that could be why she insists on legit massages and in-call only.

**Bill Bradsky** · 09-26-13 10:15

Originally Posted by PedDoc [View Original Post]

Hello all,

I know I am a noob with only 1 report under my belt. As a long-time lurker, I know that I should not expect any advice from the experienced mongers on this site.

However, I am hoping to stay safe with (and get a sense of what to expect from) Latina Goddess.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...al-36/11805468

I truly would appreciate any public or private message about her.

Thanks!

Apparently she is pregnant and appears to have gained a few lbs between photo sessions. All systems look to be go so check it out and file a report. I assume she is in the Sharon, Cynthia, Phyllis, etc range of $80 for an hour and everyone leaves happy.

**FerryMan** · 09-26-13 01:19

Originally Posted by PedDoc [View Original Post]

Hello all,

I know I am a noob with only 1 report under my belt. As a long-time lurker, I know that I should not expect any advice from the experienced mongers on this site.

However, I am hoping to stay safe with (and get a sense of what to expect from) Latina Goddess.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...al-36/11805468

I truly would appreciate any public or private message about her.

Thanks!

Just a FYI from her last post on BP you may note that she is pregnant. She is a real sweetheart and truly does her best to make sure you enjoy yourself. If she does not get back to you in a hour or so she is not working that day and does not always post the days she is working. Be patient!

Ferryman

**Smurfit** · 09-25-13 23:28

Originally Posted by PedDoc [View Original Post]

Hello all,

I know I am a noob with only 1 report under my belt. As a long-time lurker, I know that I should not expect any advice from the experienced mongers on this site.

However, I am hoping to stay safe with (and get a sense of what to expect from) Latina Goddess.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...al-36/11805468

I truly would appreciate any public or private message about her.

Thanks!

I forgot to mention she does the massage in her newborn bathing suit, & mutual touch is ok with her,

Of course YMMV

**Smurfit** · 09-25-13 23:25

Originally Posted by PedDoc [View Original Post]

Hello all,

I know I am a noob with only 1 report under my belt. As a long-time lurker, I know that I should not expect any advice from the experienced mongers on this site.

However, I am hoping to stay safe with (and get a sense of what to expect from) Latina Goddess.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...al-36/11805468

I truly would appreciate any public or private message about her.

Thanks!

I seen her a few weeks ago, she did a pretty good massage for a $.00.

She did make a comment about others asking about extras on the phone, then told me she would give oral for an extra donation, I think she said .30.

For the one bill she does provide a HJ, I declined to offer her any donation, but more is available if you like it.

**Hose Nose** · 09-25-13 21:26

Originally Posted by Mister Major [View Original Post]

Anyone else been brave enough to try a massage from Laura. I know one member gave it a try several years ago. I was told she would threaten to call the police if you asked for anything "extra". I heard she is now working for Massage Envy in Chestefield.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...rdays/12257719

Major attitude. Thinks that she is the Lord's gift to therapy. Strictly legit and let's you know it every 5 minutes. Says she is a master of every marshal art known to man (or seems like it). Really a piece of work. Even scolds you if you get near her dog lest you give the stupid mutt a cold.

By the way. She monitors this web site.

**Donny Brasso** · 09-25-13 18:54

Originally Posted by Bill Bradsky [View Original Post]

No way. Not much there I would envy.

I would rather eat a bug!

**OldDawg** · 09-25-13 17:08

Originally Posted by Mister Major [View Original Post]

Anyone else been brave enough to try a massage from Laura. I know one member gave it a try several years ago. I was told she would threaten to call the police if you asked for anything "extra". I heard she is now working for Massage Envy in Chestefield.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...rdays/12257719

Honestly, if I wanted to be talked to like that, I would just stay home. Jesus.

**Scorpio Stew** · 09-25-13 16:48

Originally Posted by Bill Bradsky [View Original Post]

No way. Not much there I would envy.

Originally Posted by Mister Major [View Original Post]

Anyone else been brave enough to try a massage from Laura. I know one member gave it a try several years ago. I was told she would threaten to call the police if you asked for anything "extra". I heard she is now working for Massage Envy in Chestefield.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...rdays/12257719

I had a massage from Laura a long time ago, maybe 3 yrs, maybe 4. Strictly therapeutic. She did sort of brush up against the boys, which made me hard and tent up the draping, but never anything else.

**Bill Bradsky** · 09-25-13 15:51

Originally Posted by Mister Major [View Original Post]

Anyone else been brave enough to try a massage from Laura. I know one member gave it a try several years ago. I was told she would threaten to call the police if you asked for anything "extra". I heard she is now working for Massage Envy in Chestefield.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...rdays/12257719

No way. Not much there I would envy.

**PedDoc** · 09-25-13 15:33

Hello all,

I know I am a noob with only 1 report under my belt. As a long-time lurker, I know that I should not expect any advice from the experienced mongers on this site.

However, I am hoping to stay safe with (and get a sense of what to expect from) Latina Goddess.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...al-36/11805468

I truly would appreciate any public or private message about her.

Thanks!

**Brad 243** · 09-25-13 14:36

Originally Posted by Mister Major [View Original Post]

Anyone else been brave enough to try a massage from Laura. I know one member gave it a try several years ago. I was told she would threaten to call the police if you asked for anything "extra". I heard she is now working for Massage Envy in Chestefield.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...rdays/12257719

Massage Envy was her destiny. Quite a card. Massage Police Women but no Angie Dickerson