Massage Parlor Reports

**LimpDick** · 09-26-13 17:14

Had dreams of 3 providers in addition to goddess at the same location. The consensus is that goddess (although smart) is totally nuts. Not sure I'd uncover my wand for the ultrasound. More likely she ate one too many ding dongs and is spinning it for men with a preggo fetish.

Be safe.

Originally Posted by Bill Bradsky [View Original Post]

Apparently she is pregnant and appears to have gained a few lbs between photo sessions. All systems look to be go so check it out and file a report. I assume she is in the Sharon, Cynthia, Phyllis, etc range of $80 for an hour and everyone leaves happy.

**OldDawg** · 09-26-13 15:27

Originally Posted by Hose Nose [View Original Post]

Major attitude. Thinks that she is the Lord's gift to therapy. Strictly legit and let's you know it every 5 minutes. Says she is a master of every marshal art known to man (or seems like it). Really a piece of work. Even scolds you if you get near her dog lest you give the stupid mutt a cold.

By the way. She monitors this web site.

Good. I hope she can take some very strong hints to chill the fuck out. Jesus.

**Bill Bradsky** · 09-26-13 13:22

I was about to contact this gal from the BP who uses only email for contact when I ran into this ROB report.

http://minneapolis.backpage.com/Body...ud-30/10843255

So I pass. True or not be aware she might be a runner.

**Mister Major** · 09-26-13 12:45

Originally Posted by Tomg01 [View Original Post]

I remember looking her up on the internet about 6 years ago. There was a report of an arrest in Illinois for prostitution. Not sure how that was resolved, but that could be why she insists on legit massages and in-call only.

I think you have the wrong Laura. This Laura is the official massage police LOL.

**Tomg01** · 09-26-13 10:22

Originally Posted by Mister Major [View Original Post]

Anyone else been brave enough to try a massage from Laura. I know one member gave it a try several years ago. I was told she would threaten to call the police if you asked for anything "extra". I heard she is now working for Massage Envy in Chestefield.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...rdays/12257719

I remember looking her up on the internet about 6 years ago. There was a report of an arrest in Illinois for prostitution. Not sure how that was resolved, but that could be why she insists on legit massages and in-call only.

**Bill Bradsky** · 09-26-13 10:15

Originally Posted by PedDoc [View Original Post]

Hello all,

I know I am a noob with only 1 report under my belt. As a long-time lurker, I know that I should not expect any advice from the experienced mongers on this site.

However, I am hoping to stay safe with (and get a sense of what to expect from) Latina Goddess.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...al-36/11805468

I truly would appreciate any public or private message about her.

Thanks!

Apparently she is pregnant and appears to have gained a few lbs between photo sessions. All systems look to be go so check it out and file a report. I assume she is in the Sharon, Cynthia, Phyllis, etc range of $80 for an hour and everyone leaves happy.

**FerryMan** · 09-26-13 01:19

Originally Posted by PedDoc [View Original Post]

Hello all,

I know I am a noob with only 1 report under my belt. As a long-time lurker, I know that I should not expect any advice from the experienced mongers on this site.

However, I am hoping to stay safe with (and get a sense of what to expect from) Latina Goddess.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...al-36/11805468

I truly would appreciate any public or private message about her.

Thanks!

Just a FYI from her last post on BP you may note that she is pregnant. She is a real sweetheart and truly does her best to make sure you enjoy yourself. If she does not get back to you in a hour or so she is not working that day and does not always post the days she is working. Be patient!

Ferryman

**Smurfit** · 09-25-13 23:28

Originally Posted by PedDoc [View Original Post]

Hello all,

I know I am a noob with only 1 report under my belt. As a long-time lurker, I know that I should not expect any advice from the experienced mongers on this site.

However, I am hoping to stay safe with (and get a sense of what to expect from) Latina Goddess.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...al-36/11805468

I truly would appreciate any public or private message about her.

Thanks!

I forgot to mention she does the massage in her newborn bathing suit, & mutual touch is ok with her,

Of course YMMV

**Smurfit** · 09-25-13 23:25

Originally Posted by PedDoc [View Original Post]

Hello all,

I know I am a noob with only 1 report under my belt. As a long-time lurker, I know that I should not expect any advice from the experienced mongers on this site.

However, I am hoping to stay safe with (and get a sense of what to expect from) Latina Goddess.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...al-36/11805468

I truly would appreciate any public or private message about her.

Thanks!

I seen her a few weeks ago, she did a pretty good massage for a $.00.

She did make a comment about others asking about extras on the phone, then told me she would give oral for an extra donation, I think she said .30.

For the one bill she does provide a HJ, I declined to offer her any donation, but more is available if you like it.

**Hose Nose** · 09-25-13 21:26

Originally Posted by Mister Major [View Original Post]

Anyone else been brave enough to try a massage from Laura. I know one member gave it a try several years ago. I was told she would threaten to call the police if you asked for anything "extra". I heard she is now working for Massage Envy in Chestefield.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...rdays/12257719

Major attitude. Thinks that she is the Lord's gift to therapy. Strictly legit and let's you know it every 5 minutes. Says she is a master of every marshal art known to man (or seems like it). Really a piece of work. Even scolds you if you get near her dog lest you give the stupid mutt a cold.

By the way. She monitors this web site.

**Donny Brasso** · 09-25-13 18:54

Originally Posted by Bill Bradsky [View Original Post]

No way. Not much there I would envy.

I would rather eat a bug!

**OldDawg** · 09-25-13 17:08

Originally Posted by Mister Major [View Original Post]

Anyone else been brave enough to try a massage from Laura. I know one member gave it a try several years ago. I was told she would threaten to call the police if you asked for anything "extra". I heard she is now working for Massage Envy in Chestefield.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...rdays/12257719

Honestly, if I wanted to be talked to like that, I would just stay home. Jesus.

**Scorpio Stew** · 09-25-13 16:48

Originally Posted by Bill Bradsky [View Original Post]

No way. Not much there I would envy.

Originally Posted by Mister Major [View Original Post]

Anyone else been brave enough to try a massage from Laura. I know one member gave it a try several years ago. I was told she would threaten to call the police if you asked for anything "extra". I heard she is now working for Massage Envy in Chestefield.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...rdays/12257719

I had a massage from Laura a long time ago, maybe 3 yrs, maybe 4. Strictly therapeutic. She did sort of brush up against the boys, which made me hard and tent up the draping, but never anything else.

**Bill Bradsky** · 09-25-13 15:51

Originally Posted by Mister Major [View Original Post]

Anyone else been brave enough to try a massage from Laura. I know one member gave it a try several years ago. I was told she would threaten to call the police if you asked for anything "extra". I heard she is now working for Massage Envy in Chestefield.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...rdays/12257719

No way. Not much there I would envy.

**PedDoc** · 09-25-13 15:33

Hello all,

I know I am a noob with only 1 report under my belt. As a long-time lurker, I know that I should not expect any advice from the experienced mongers on this site.

However, I am hoping to stay safe with (and get a sense of what to expect from) Latina Goddess.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...al-36/11805468

I truly would appreciate any public or private message about her.

Thanks!

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