Massage Parlor Reports

**Brandon83** · 09-24-13 18:01

This is the world's record for shortest time between ending a session and posting comments about it. I go into a little more detail on other forum sites. This can only mean it contains a negative review, but it's fair. I've been in this forum over a year. I've seen these Latinas advertise for almost a year. This is the first time someone answered the phone. This place advertises in the BP Body Rub section, and really that's all you are going to get in this case for $40. Their minimum tip suggested when I called was $60, in this case even with the HE, is really overpriced. Before I got up from the table, I knew I would not be returning. I did complain a little about not even getting the 30 minutes. I strongly suggest, skip this one.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...bs-25/14182021

**RogerC** · 09-23-13 23:16

Dropped by Ruby Spa the other day.

Took a 1/2 hour massage for 40. I drew a rather heavy and ugly masseuse. Turns out she gave a nice soft touch massage. Kept my eyes closed the whole time.

Took care of business for 1. Total.

I doubt I'll be back. I prefer Gunnison Spa because you get a very good massage first.

**Albert47** · 09-22-13 19:12

Well I'm thinking of a trip to chinatown in first week of October. I have not read much about the AMPs there.

Does anyone have any help or recomendations for me.

**DMichaels69** · 09-22-13 18:57

Last time I was at Crystal, I had an attendant, not bad looking, but had the stones to waltz over and grab my pants for the tip, then wanted way more for the standard finish. I have not been back since. Hard to tell her age with all the make up on and a fake rack.

Originally Posted by E6671 [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to Crystal recently and do they have any younger attendants? Last two times I was there, in May, both were easily in there forties. I would rather make the drive out to pine before getting a massage from someone that could be my mother in law. I also recently heard of a Spa in Michigan city. Any one have info? I am going to check out the NWI board.

**E6671** · 09-22-13 17:01

Has anyone been to Crystal recently and do they have any younger attendants? Last two times I was there, in May, both were easily in there forties. I would rather make the drive out to pine before getting a massage from someone that could be my mother in law. I also recently heard of a Spa in Michigan city. Any one have info? I am going to check out the NWI board.

**Nicky Forza** · 09-22-13 08:31

To the swarthy gentleman who I very briefly met and spoke to on Saturday, September 21st at 12:30pm*at a Chinatown area massage place. Could you please send me a pm?

**IcedOut** · 09-18-13 14:43

Originally Posted by Tommy Anonymus [View Original Post]

Is this meant to be informative or helpful in any way? I honestly don't get it. If there was a problem there, please share. If you don't like AMPs at all, then you could post this about every AMP in the city and still none of us would benefit.

This guy hasnt posted anything helpful in over two months. All of his posts are worthless comments that clog up the board. I think hes just trying to pad his posts or something.

Then why don't you guys put him on your ignore list? It takes more effort to whinge about him than it does to never see another one of his posts.

Scratching my head,

A2

**DMichaels69** · 09-17-13 08:23

Agree here. Asking for more money like that is ridiculous. That sours the whole experience.

Originally Posted by Jovi69 [View Original Post]

I dreamed I decided to pay a visit to Pine tonight since I was in the area. I was torn if I should stop in as my last 2 visits were below avg.

The ads with the new talent made me stop in. I did draw a younger, cute girl so initially I was very happy. She did a nice job on my back and ok on my legs. There was no flip with a massage at all. When she asked me what I wanted, I was thinking, wow, that seemed really quick. At first she told me no more menu, too many girls fired for reviews being posted. She then told me, I'll be right back and to put the money on counter. She came back in, counted the FS donation (1st time that happened here) and gave me a disappointed look? My change from the massage was on the other table, she walked over picked it up and asked if she could have it.

I was thinking this better be good, body was decent. Thin girl, be-see top, Maybe a 6-7 being generous. Overall it was just ok, pretty much a touch me not and only mish available.

I got back to my car and saw that I was in and out in 35 mins. WTF? There worried about reviews, and you mentioning a name but I dropped two bills for rushed ok service.

Time to get the priorities straight, I've dropped near 6 on my last 3 crappy visits to this place. Stop worrying about reviews and start providing service worthy of the amount of money that's dropped here.

Ok, I feel better now.

**Jovi69** · 09-16-13 21:42

I dreamed I decided to pay a visit to Pine tonight since I was in the area. I was torn if I should stop in as my last 2 visits were below avg.

The ads with the new talent made me stop in. I did draw a younger, cute girl so initially I was very happy. She did a nice job on my back and ok on my legs. There was no flip with a massage at all. When she asked me what I wanted, I was thinking, wow, that seemed really quick. At first she told me no more menu, too many girls fired for reviews being posted. She then told me, I'll be right back and to put the money on counter. She came back in, counted the FS donation (1st time that happened here) and gave me a disappointed look? My change from the massage was on the other table, she walked over picked it up and asked if she could have it.

I was thinking this better be good, body was decent. Thin girl, be-see top, Maybe a 6-7 being generous. Overall it was just ok, pretty much a touch me not and only mish available.

I got back to my car and saw that I was in and out in 35 mins. WTF? There worried about reviews, and you mentioning a name but I dropped two bills for rushed ok service.

Time to get the priorities straight, I've dropped near 6 on my last 3 crappy visits to this place. Stop worrying about reviews and start providing service worthy of the amount of money that's dropped here.

Ok, I feel better now.

**Tommy Anonymus** · 09-10-13 22:43

Originally Posted by Ron M [View Original Post]

Just for the Hell of it, I walked in. Greeted by an older lady. Just asked basic questions about their Massage and left. Will never go here or any other AMP for a Massage. Hope no other AMPs open up in Wrigleyville and this one quietly goes away.

Is this meant to be informative or helpful in any way? I honestly don't get it. If there was a problem there, please share. If you don't like AMPs at all, then you could post this about every AMP in the city and still none of us would benefit.

**DMichaels69** · 09-10-13 16:26

Snotty and pampered is a great way to describe it and agree with old school being few and far between.

Originally Posted by Past Tense [View Original Post]

Too many negative factors these days. 10 20 years ago the Asian women coming here were from a culture where the man was king. Now that prosperity, education and womens lib has hit Asia the women coming here as sex workers have a completely different attitude about their work, they all want to be snotty pampered American girls. I'm really glad I am not looking for a wife / girlfriend these days. There are still a few ladies out there with the old school values but they are very few and far between.

Add to that the fact that the govenment is on a jihad against pleasure for sale and the legal bullshit is out of control. Grim time to be a hobbyist. I don't think we will ever see a time again in the US when you will be able to walk into an AMP and be guaranteed a great time for a reasonable price.

The last really good times I had were around 2003 with a couple of Chinese honeys who hopped right on afteri gave them a little a little licking / fingering. And that was after "inteviewing" probably 20 girls a year for 3 or 4 years. The economy being what it is today who can afford to do a proper search for golden oppotunities?

**Past Tense** · 09-10-13 15:59

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

Seems as if the AMP quality in the Chicago area, already average at its' best, is getting worse. Add on greedy girls wanting more than the standard for tips and it's no wonder there's a lot of griping. I sure wish I could've started going to AMPs 10-20 years ago; judging by the reminisces of the veteran mongers, that's when it seemed better. Am I right? And if so, can we ever get back to those good days?

Too many negative factors these days. 10 20 years ago the Asian women coming here were from a culture where the man was king. Now that prosperity, education and womens lib has hit Asia the women coming here as sex workers have a completely different attitude about their work, they all want to be snotty pampered American girls. I'm really glad I am not looking for a wife / girlfriend these days. There are still a few ladies out there with the old school values but they are very few and far between.

Add to that the fact that the govenment is on a jihad against pleasure for sale and the legal bullshit is out of control. Grim time to be a hobbyist. I don't think we will ever see a time again in the US when you will be able to walk into an AMP and be guaranteed a great time for a reasonable price.

The last really good times I had were around 2003 with a couple of Chinese honeys who hopped right on afteri gave them a little a little licking / fingering. And that was after "inteviewing" probably 20 girls a year for 3 or 4 years. The economy being what it is today who can afford to do a proper search for golden oppotunities?

**MoanyNaomi** · 09-09-13 14:24

Originally Posted by Sxy Joker [View Original Post]

You mean Green?

Yeah that one can't tell if it's legit or not. Guess I might havta find out.

**Sxy Joker** · 09-08-13 23:14

Originally Posted by MoanyNaomi [View Original Post]

The AMP on halsted in the w. Loop has all the aesthetic characteristics of every other. Thinking about toftt and seeing what it's all about. Has anyone heard anything about this place? Please pm with any helpful insight.

You mean Green?

**Ron M** · 09-08-13 22:16

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

Seems as if the AMP quality in the Chicago area, already average at its' best, is getting worse. Add on greedy girls wanting more than the standard for tips and it's no wonder there's a lot of griping. I sure wish I could've started going to AMPs 10-20 years ago; judging by the reminisces of the veteran mongers, that's when it seemed better. Am I right? And if so, can we ever get back to those good days?

For what you guys pay to go to these AMPs and get lousy service, you could find a Reliable Provider that would cost a little more. And you'd get a lot better service. If you guys are going to these AMPs just for the Thrill of being with an Asian Girl, to me this seems like a Rip-Off. If you want the "Best Bang For The Buck", go with a Provider. Just my 2 cents. Oh. About going back to the "Good Old Days?" It would be Great. But it ain't going to happen.