Massage Parlor Reports

**Ron M** · 09-08-13 22:16

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

Seems as if the AMP quality in the Chicago area, already average at its' best, is getting worse. Add on greedy girls wanting more than the standard for tips and it's no wonder there's a lot of griping. I sure wish I could've started going to AMPs 10-20 years ago; judging by the reminisces of the veteran mongers, that's when it seemed better. Am I right? And if so, can we ever get back to those good days?

For what you guys pay to go to these AMPs and get lousy service, you could find a Reliable Provider that would cost a little more. And you'd get a lot better service. If you guys are going to these AMPs just for the Thrill of being with an Asian Girl, to me this seems like a Rip-Off. If you want the "Best Bang For The Buck", go with a Provider. Just my 2 cents. Oh. About going back to the "Good Old Days?" It would be Great. But it ain't going to happen.

**OPIllini** · 09-08-13 17:27

Originally Posted by Chi Troll [View Original Post]

Archer Spa: got 4 hand, but one of the girls was clearly sick, and stupid me, I did not demand that they get me a different masseuse. Spent the whole time covering my mouth and nose to keep from getting sick. Also, the sheet on the table smelled bad. Won't be back.

Halsted Spa: Drew middle-aged woman who didn't do much of anything in her hour with me. I seem to recall hands passing over my neck, back, and legs. But it was too.

Light to be therapeutic.

Anyone know what happened to the woman (Lily or Leelee?) at the old acupuncture place on archer?

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

Same experiences in the burbs lately too. No pressure even if you tell them. Too much oil / lotion and bad attitudes.

Seems as if the AMP quality in the Chicago area, already average at its' best, is getting worse. Add on greedy girls wanting more than the standard for tips and it's no wonder there's a lot of griping. I sure wish I could've started going to AMPs 10-20 years ago; judging by the reminisces of the veteran mongers, that's when it seemed better. Am I right? And if so, can we ever get back to those good days?

**DMichaels69** · 09-06-13 16:01

Same experiences in the burbs lately too. No pressure even if you tell them. Too much oil / lotion and bad attitudes.

Originally Posted by Chi Troll [View Original Post]

Archer Spa: got 4 hand, but one of the girls was clearly sick, and stupid me, I did not demand that they get me a different masseuse. Spent the whole time covering my mouth and nose to keep from getting sick. Also, the sheet on the table smelled bad. Won't be back.

Halsted Spa: Drew middle-aged woman who didn't do much of anything in her hour with me. I seem to recall hands passing over my neck, back, and legs. But it was too.

Light to be therapeutic.

Anyone know what happened to the woman (Lily or Leelee?) at the old acupuncture place on archer?

**Chi Troll** · 09-06-13 12:10

Archer Spa: got 4 hand, but one of the girls was clearly sick, and stupid me, I did not demand that they get me a different masseuse. Spent the whole time covering my mouth and nose to keep from getting sick. Also, the sheet on the table smelled bad. Won't be back.

Halsted Spa: Drew middle-aged woman who didn't do much of anything in her hour with me. I seem to recall hands passing over my neck, back, and legs. But it was too.

Light to be therapeutic.

Anyone know what happened to the woman (Lily or Leelee?) at the old acupuncture place on archer?

**Vazooli** · 09-05-13 10:12

Today's a holiday for many of us mongers. Do you think it's a good day for an AMP visit? Would the MPs be any more or less busy?

**GotMilf** · 09-05-13 08:38

Originally Posted by Chimonger [View Original Post]

Visited NL and was pleasantly surprised. Went right before close so one girl was there. Her name was michelle. Cute. Late 20's, thin with long legs, small see. 60 door, massage was great and the flip even better. No talk of tips. Allowed lots of roaming with a really great he. At the end gave her 60 for the extra effort. Overall a great experience and I'm sure more is available on the menu. I was flying high and felt awesome coming out but a couple days later thought about the total damage and felt a little like it was a bit high. 120 for a massage and he seems high as you could get FS at an apt for 140-160. Apt typically give shitty massages if anything at all but you do get FS. Toally debatable which is better. I enjoy ed nl and michelle was great but still think 120 out the door is a bit high for massage with he. Might repeat but looking for other gems.

Don't be so hard on yourself. You tipped what you thought she deserved. You probably could have tipped .4 and gotten away with it, but you did get a quality massage that was worth the door fee. I only feel ripped off when the massage is mediocre regardless of the HE. Then I feel like I wasted 45 mins of my time and money. And as far as other hidden gems, you might want to try NH on Lincoln. You're going to be spending. 110 for an hour w / TS, but its always a consistently great massage with varying results on the HE. I also hear that the two places in Belvedere give more of a GFE for under. 100. But it's a hike.

**MoanyNaomi** · 09-04-13 20:56

The AMP on halsted in the w. Loop has all the aesthetic characteristics of every other. Thinking about toftt and seeing what it's all about. Has anyone heard anything about this place? Please pm with any helpful insight.

**Gutenberg469** · 09-04-13 16:10

Originally Posted by Luv Nooke2 [View Original Post]

Bro,

I got you! The Anna who was there a few years ago had been working at a little place on a side street off Van Buren. Don't remember the name of the place right now. Anyway, thanks!

I believe that place was called Alice's. Least ways it was owned by Alice. And Anna worked their. Do you know where she is presently working? I loved that place on Green Street. Each room had a shower. Anna used to take shower with me. Place their now is called "Oxygen". I've not been able to figure out if legit or not. A few indicators when I've talked to them that may be xtra's, but I have not gone. PM with any info on Anna or Oxygen. Have a good one.

**Luv Nooke2** · 09-03-13 20:40

Originally Posted by GotMilf [View Original Post]

Yes, there is an "Anna" there. (And at every other AMP for that matter. LOL!) Don't know if she's been there too long. I've only been going there for about 6 mos, so I'm not a veteran. I've also dreamt about Casey and Mickey. And a few others whos names I can't remember. The "Anna" I dreamt about was taller and thin with a great rack and great skills.

Bro,

I got you! The Anna who was there a few years ago had been working at a little place on a side street off Van Buren. Don't remember the name of the place right now. Anyway, thanks!

**DMichaels69** · 09-03-13 07:42

Agree here. If fully nudity and roaming, .60 is ok.

Originally Posted by Dangerously [View Original Post]

In my experience, I agree with the. 4 for a HJ, with some but not unlimited roaming. I sometimes pay. 6 if she is fully nude, though.

**Dangerously** · 09-02-13 21:44

Originally Posted by SgtPerv [View Original Post]

That is normal AMP FS price, if you got less then it was a bad deal. Normal AMP price is .4 HJ .8 BJ and 120 FS paid as tip plus house fee.

In my experience, I agree with the. 4 for a HJ, with some but not unlimited roaming. I sometimes pay. 6 if she is fully nude, though.

**NewCleve** · 09-01-13 10:02

Originally Posted by SgtPerv [View Original Post]

That is normal AMP FS price, if you got less then it was a bad deal. Normal AMP price is .4 HJ .8 BJ and 120 FS paid as tip plus house fee.

This is an invaluable tip to Newbies. Thank you!

**Casper27** · 08-31-13 18:55

Originally Posted by Nudus81 [View Original Post]

Fortunately it is curable with antibiotics. Most likely source was Pine Tree, but could have also been Korean Palace.

You play with fire long enough you get burned and can lose everything you care about. I'm done with the hobby!

At least it wasn't the LEO community.

What happened? I'm curious to know, is there anything I should look out for in any of the recent places you've visited.

**BabyBoy2013** · 08-30-13 17:17

Originally Posted by Sal Minella [View Original Post]

Ron, we get it, you think you are some kind of superstar and you have the greatest provider ever. Enough with all the cynical posts on every forum and tooting your own horn about how great your provider is.

Please don't respond with something that I am just in a bad mood because I don't have a great provider keeping me happy like you do. Don't even bother trying to argue with me, it will fall on deaf ears. I have a feeling others feel like you're nothing, but a nuisance lately too so I thought I'd say something. If I'm the only one sick of you then so be it.

Well said buddy I'm sure a lot people here agree with you.

**Sal Minella** · 08-30-13 15:55

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