Massage Parlor Reports

[MoanyNaomi]

The AMP on halsted in the w. Loop has all the aesthetic characteristics of every other. Thinking about toftt and seeing what it's all about. Has anyone heard anything about this place? Please pm with any helpful insight.

[Gutenberg469]

Bro,

I got you! The Anna who was there a few years ago had been working at a little place on a side street off Van Buren. Don't remember the name of the place right now. Anyway, thanks!

I believe that place was called Alice's. Least ways it was owned by Alice. And Anna worked their. Do you know where she is presently working? I loved that place on Green Street. Each room had a shower. Anna used to take shower with me. Place their now is called "Oxygen". I've not been able to figure out if legit or not. A few indicators when I've talked to them that may be xtra's, but I have not gone. PM with any info on Anna or Oxygen. Have a good one.

[Luv Nooke2]

Yes, there is an "Anna" there. (And at every other AMP for that matter. LOL!) Don't know if she's been there too long. I've only been going there for about 6 mos, so I'm not a veteran. I've also dreamt about Casey and Mickey. And a few others whos names I can't remember. The "Anna" I dreamt about was taller and thin with a great rack and great skills.

Bro,

I got you! The Anna who was there a few years ago had been working at a little place on a side street off Van Buren. Don't remember the name of the place right now. Anyway, thanks!

[DMichaels69]

Agree here. If fully nudity and roaming, .60 is ok.

In my experience, I agree with the. 4 for a HJ, with some but not unlimited roaming. I sometimes pay. 6 if she is fully nude, though.

[Dangerously]

That is normal AMP FS price, if you got less then it was a bad deal. Normal AMP price is .4 HJ .8 BJ and 120 FS paid as tip plus house fee.

In my experience, I agree with the. 4 for a HJ, with some but not unlimited roaming. I sometimes pay. 6 if she is fully nude, though.

[NewCleve]

That is normal AMP FS price, if you got less then it was a bad deal. Normal AMP price is .4 HJ .8 BJ and 120 FS paid as tip plus house fee.

This is an invaluable tip to Newbies. Thank you!

[Casper27]

Fortunately it is curable with antibiotics. Most likely source was Pine Tree, but could have also been Korean Palace.

You play with fire long enough you get burned and can lose everything you care about. I'm done with the hobby!

At least it wasn't the LEO community.

What happened? I'm curious to know, is there anything I should look out for in any of the recent places you've visited.

[BabyBoy2013]

Ron, we get it, you think you are some kind of superstar and you have the greatest provider ever. Enough with all the cynical posts on every forum and tooting your own horn about how great your provider is.

Please don't respond with something that I am just in a bad mood because I don't have a great provider keeping me happy like you do. Don't even bother trying to argue with me, it will fall on deaf ears. I have a feeling others feel like you're nothing, but a nuisance lately too so I thought I'd say something. If I'm the only one sick of you then so be it.

Well said buddy I'm sure a lot people here agree with you.

[Sal Minella]

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[Ron M]

What did you ask and what were the answers that got you mad?

I just asked how much was a Massage and the hours they were open. I just wanted to look at the place since it's only 10 minutes away from me. And I was Bored. Besides I'd already seen my Provider this past Tuesday. So how can I be Mad? LOL

[Rubenme2]

Fortunately it is curable with antibiotics. Most likely source was Pine Tree, but could have also been Korean Palace.

You play with fire long enough you get burned and can lose everything you care about. I'm done with the hobby!

At least it wasn't the LEO community.

What did you get?

[BluCottonCandy]

Not that I am an expert by any means but in lieu of revealing provider information I thought I would contribute to this forum in a different way. It's not that I am opposed to providing this information, it is just that I do not maintain this information. The reason being, for me, I enjoy the thrill of the hunt and the uncertainty of whether I leave happy or not. So I rarely go to the same place more than a time or two before I get bored and move on. So what I thought I would do is to provide my tips on staying safe and leaving happy 95% of the time. Below is what has kept me safe legally and physically for the last 10+ years. Again, your results may vary.

When I look for a place to go, I tend to check out three different boards 'BPage – Massage, BPage – Body Rub, and CL – Therapeutic massage. When I open an ad, I first look for indications that this provider may be willing provide more than a basic massage. Obviously the first thing I look at is the picture, but place very little credence on photos because 98% are fakes. However, if a picture appeals to my taste, I tend to read. When I read, I look for word 'Come' Example. 'Come give us a try and spoil yourself at same time. ' That play on that word, in most cases is all it take for me to think I have a pretty good shot at leaving happy. However, before I go, I come here (USA Sex Guide) to look for rip offs and others who have TOFTT and left unhappy. If I see no recent posting telling me not to go, I move forward. I tend to ignore postings that might be a few years old because the turnover in MP management.

If address is not posted, I call but I generally do not make an appointment (at that time) but inquire about walk-in possibilities. I usually can tell from their voice, whether Asian, Latin, white, or black. If it meets my personal taste for the day, I move forward. Once I have an address, I go to Google Maps, plug in the address and get down to a street level view. I then do my best to see about parking, main entrance, busy streets and etc. If my gut tells me yes, I move forward, if not, I don't. Always trust your gut. Always.

When entering towards a new place, I always think my odds are 51/49 that I will leave happy.

Once near the place I look for certain things, such as, any nosey neighbors or businesses that might call Uncle Leo, and etc. If the place has an alley, I may drive around back to look for a back door. I always think safety first. On a few occasions, I even have driven around the block looking for Uncle Leo.

At the door, if locked, while I feel vulnerable waiting for them to open I see a locked door as a good sign. If open, I rarely go in, this is not just for safety, but if open, my experience has been the MP is more legit than not, if it is locked, it is a decent indication that more might be happening on the other side.

Once inside, I look for talent and how they might be dressed. If somewhat provocative, my mental odds increase. If a complete turn off, I have left. Sometimes, a. 4 in looks is a 1. 0 on service. When the time comes to pay house fee, I always pay in cash. No trace, but I also make it obvious to the attendant that I also have tip money. Not flaunting, they are smart and they are looking.

Once inside the room, before getting undressed. I separate in one pocket .4 for a HJ and have more in another pocket if additional menu items become available.

After getting undressed, I tend to sit on the table, not hiding a thing, so when the masseuse enters she 'sees' before I turn over to lay stomach down on the table. If asked how I like my massage, I normally tell them soft. I just think they take that to mean, he is here for more than a good hard massage. It is kind of like a secret communication of sorts.

When lying on the table, my hands are normally dangling down with my elbow slightly outside the contours of the table.

As the massage starts, I look for certain signs that are indications that things are going 'my way' such as. A towel, or lack of one. If no towel is used to cover, odds are increased that something good may happen. However, many therapist start with a towel till they are certain about you or as part of their normal massage routine. So while no towel is good, having a towel is not indication of anything bad. Another sign is. Them allowing me to touch their leg as they are massaging me. If I touch them, and they move away, right away, I feel my odds are less that 50% that this massage will end happy. If they do not mind, I continue, but I am also respectful and not 'handsy'. Another good signal that when received is when they move to the side and push their body against my slightly extended bent elbow. I tend to think they are testing you to see if you move away. If you do not, I believe they believe things are good.

Then the obvious, if any kind of teasing occurs, well, then my odds just increased by 90% that I will leave happy.

On the flip, if they avoid little blu, I tend to touch myself first and while my hand is in the area. As they massage. I gently guide their hand in that direction. Once they touch. 100% you will leave happy.

How happy is based on their skill. The biggest turn off for me is when menu options come up and they stop till you 'pay in advance' But, I am generally not there for much more that a HJ so rarely does that happen.

If the worst does happen and I leave unhappy, I do not, I just give them .1 or .2 for a tip depending on the actual massage.

Just thought I would share.

Blu

[OldTime]

Just for the Hell of it, I walked in. Greeted by an older lady. Just asked basic questions about their Massage and left. Will never go here or any other AMP for a Massage. Hope no other AMPs open up in Wrigleyville and this one quietly goes away.

What did you ask and what were the answers that got you mad?

[Nudus81]

Fortunately it is curable with antibiotics. Most likely source was Pine Tree, but could have also been Korean Palace.

You play with fire long enough you get burned and can lose everything you care about. I'm done with the hobby!

At least it wasn't the LEO community.

[Ron M]

I live 10 minutes away from there. I never knew there was a Massage Place there. Going to pass by there to see the store front.

Just for the Hell of it, I walked in. Greeted by an older lady. Just asked basic questions about their Massage and left. Will never go here or any other AMP for a Massage. Hope no other AMPs open up in Wrigleyville and this one quietly goes away.