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[Ron M]

What did you ask and what were the answers that got you mad?

I just asked how much was a Massage and the hours they were open. I just wanted to look at the place since it's only 10 minutes away from me. And I was Bored. Besides I'd already seen my Provider this past Tuesday. So how can I be Mad? LOL

[Rubenme2]

Fortunately it is curable with antibiotics. Most likely source was Pine Tree, but could have also been Korean Palace.

You play with fire long enough you get burned and can lose everything you care about. I'm done with the hobby!

At least it wasn't the LEO community.

What did you get?

[BluCottonCandy]

Not that I am an expert by any means but in lieu of revealing provider information I thought I would contribute to this forum in a different way. It's not that I am opposed to providing this information, it is just that I do not maintain this information. The reason being, for me, I enjoy the thrill of the hunt and the uncertainty of whether I leave happy or not. So I rarely go to the same place more than a time or two before I get bored and move on. So what I thought I would do is to provide my tips on staying safe and leaving happy 95% of the time. Below is what has kept me safe legally and physically for the last 10+ years. Again, your results may vary.

When I look for a place to go, I tend to check out three different boards 'BPage – Massage, BPage – Body Rub, and CL – Therapeutic massage. When I open an ad, I first look for indications that this provider may be willing provide more than a basic massage. Obviously the first thing I look at is the picture, but place very little credence on photos because 98% are fakes. However, if a picture appeals to my taste, I tend to read. When I read, I look for word 'Come' Example. 'Come give us a try and spoil yourself at same time. ' That play on that word, in most cases is all it take for me to think I have a pretty good shot at leaving happy. However, before I go, I come here (USA Sex Guide) to look for rip offs and others who have TOFTT and left unhappy. If I see no recent posting telling me not to go, I move forward. I tend to ignore postings that might be a few years old because the turnover in MP management.

If address is not posted, I call but I generally do not make an appointment (at that time) but inquire about walk-in possibilities. I usually can tell from their voice, whether Asian, Latin, white, or black. If it meets my personal taste for the day, I move forward. Once I have an address, I go to Google Maps, plug in the address and get down to a street level view. I then do my best to see about parking, main entrance, busy streets and etc. If my gut tells me yes, I move forward, if not, I don't. Always trust your gut. Always.

When entering towards a new place, I always think my odds are 51/49 that I will leave happy.

Once near the place I look for certain things, such as, any nosey neighbors or businesses that might call Uncle Leo, and etc. If the place has an alley, I may drive around back to look for a back door. I always think safety first. On a few occasions, I even have driven around the block looking for Uncle Leo.

At the door, if locked, while I feel vulnerable waiting for them to open I see a locked door as a good sign. If open, I rarely go in, this is not just for safety, but if open, my experience has been the MP is more legit than not, if it is locked, it is a decent indication that more might be happening on the other side.

Once inside, I look for talent and how they might be dressed. If somewhat provocative, my mental odds increase. If a complete turn off, I have left. Sometimes, a. 4 in looks is a 1. 0 on service. When the time comes to pay house fee, I always pay in cash. No trace, but I also make it obvious to the attendant that I also have tip money. Not flaunting, they are smart and they are looking.

Once inside the room, before getting undressed. I separate in one pocket .4 for a HJ and have more in another pocket if additional menu items become available.

After getting undressed, I tend to sit on the table, not hiding a thing, so when the masseuse enters she 'sees' before I turn over to lay stomach down on the table. If asked how I like my massage, I normally tell them soft. I just think they take that to mean, he is here for more than a good hard massage. It is kind of like a secret communication of sorts.

When lying on the table, my hands are normally dangling down with my elbow slightly outside the contours of the table.

As the massage starts, I look for certain signs that are indications that things are going 'my way' such as. A towel, or lack of one. If no towel is used to cover, odds are increased that something good may happen. However, many therapist start with a towel till they are certain about you or as part of their normal massage routine. So while no towel is good, having a towel is not indication of anything bad. Another sign is. Them allowing me to touch their leg as they are massaging me. If I touch them, and they move away, right away, I feel my odds are less that 50% that this massage will end happy. If they do not mind, I continue, but I am also respectful and not 'handsy'. Another good signal that when received is when they move to the side and push their body against my slightly extended bent elbow. I tend to think they are testing you to see if you move away. If you do not, I believe they believe things are good.

Then the obvious, if any kind of teasing occurs, well, then my odds just increased by 90% that I will leave happy.

On the flip, if they avoid little blu, I tend to touch myself first and while my hand is in the area. As they massage. I gently guide their hand in that direction. Once they touch. 100% you will leave happy.

How happy is based on their skill. The biggest turn off for me is when menu options come up and they stop till you 'pay in advance' But, I am generally not there for much more that a HJ so rarely does that happen.

If the worst does happen and I leave unhappy, I do not, I just give them .1 or .2 for a tip depending on the actual massage.

Just thought I would share.

Blu

[OldTime]

Just for the Hell of it, I walked in. Greeted by an older lady. Just asked basic questions about their Massage and left. Will never go here or any other AMP for a Massage. Hope no other AMPs open up in Wrigleyville and this one quietly goes away.

What did you ask and what were the answers that got you mad?

[Nudus81]

Fortunately it is curable with antibiotics. Most likely source was Pine Tree, but could have also been Korean Palace.

You play with fire long enough you get burned and can lose everything you care about. I'm done with the hobby!

At least it wasn't the LEO community.

[Ron M]

I live 10 minutes away from there. I never knew there was a Massage Place there. Going to pass by there to see the store front.

Just for the Hell of it, I walked in. Greeted by an older lady. Just asked basic questions about their Massage and left. Will never go here or any other AMP for a Massage. Hope no other AMPs open up in Wrigleyville and this one quietly goes away.

[Chimonger]

Visited NL and was pleasantly surprised. Went right before close so one girl was there. Her name was michelle. Cute. Late 20's, thin with long legs, small see. 60 door, massage was great and the flip even better. No talk of tips. Allowed lots of roaming with a really great he. At the end gave her 60 for the extra effort. Overall a great experience and I'm sure more is available on the menu. I was flying high and felt awesome coming out but a couple days later thought about the total damage and felt a little like it was a bit high. 120 for a massage and he seems high as you could get FS at an apt for 140-160. Apt typically give shitty massages if anything at all but you do get FS. Toally debatable which is better. I enjoy ed nl and michelle was great but still think 120 out the door is a bit high for massage with he. Might repeat but looking for other gems.

[Ron M]

Dreamt of this place for the first time recently. It was a nice clean place. It appeared newly remodeled. Was greeted by cute, thin 30 something AMT with nice smile and decent body. She wore a T-shirt and yoga pants the whole time. Meh. Settled on Hour Massage w / TS for $75. TS was decent. Not much teasing. Bit of small talk. Then on to massage. Decent light to medium touch massage. Could of been a little harder. Really worked the problem areas, though (Neck, shoulders, lower back.). No teasing before flip and the room was freezing, so I was not "excited" at all when it came to flip. She proceeded to rub legs and then motion to my guy who was less than impressed. I asked if there was a menu. She implied HS only. She then said it would be. 6. I replied. 4 for HS, .6 or. 8 for something better. She said she would get in trouble if she did more. She then countered with. 5 for HS but I stood firm at. 4. She then grabbed my hand and I think she was implying that I shake my own hand! Nuh uh! I guided her hand in the necessary direction and introductions were made. Her HS skills were average.

All in all it was a not-so-great ending to a mediocre dream. I don't like to negotiate HS tip. .4 is my limit and pretty standard across the board. And I really need the teasing before the flip. Lets me know I can at least expect a standard finish. I will not repeat. YMMV.

I live 10 minutes away from there. I never knew there was a Massage Place there. Going to pass by there to see the store front.

[GotMilf]

Dreamt of this place for the first time recently. It was a nice clean place. It appeared newly remodeled. Was greeted by cute, thin 30 something AMT with nice smile and decent body. She wore a T-shirt and yoga pants the whole time. Meh. Settled on Hour Massage w / TS for $75. TS was decent. Not much teasing. Bit of small talk. Then on to massage. Decent light to medium touch massage. Could of been a little harder. Really worked the problem areas, though (Neck, shoulders, lower back.). No teasing before flip and the room was freezing, so I was not "excited" at all when it came to flip. She proceeded to rub legs and then motion to my guy who was less than impressed. I asked if there was a menu. She implied HS only. She then said it would be. 6. I replied. 4 for HS, .6 or. 8 for something better. She said she would get in trouble if she did more. She then countered with. 5 for HS but I stood firm at. 4. She then grabbed my hand and I think she was implying that I shake my own hand! Nuh uh! I guided her hand in the necessary direction and introductions were made. Her HS skills were average.

All in all it was a not-so-great ending to a mediocre dream. I don't like to negotiate HS tip. .4 is my limit and pretty standard across the board. And I really need the teasing before the flip. Lets me know I can at least expect a standard finish. I will not repeat. YMMV.

[Brett Favre]

Saw a new place on Archer Ave right where the old Acupuncture place used to be. It was called Foot Reflexology or something to that extent. I walked in greeted by disgusting looking mamasan. I try half hour for. 35 and of course mamasan is my masseuse. She kept cover on at all times and massage was terrible. For being so legit I atleast expect a good massage, but this place doesn't have it. Bad looks, bad massage, bad time. I walked right out the door and wento Xindy down the street. My therapist here was a chatty kathy and tried explaining to me that HE is now. 6 everywhere. After she finished her long speech on the price being. 6 everywhere I proudly let her know that she was full of shit, .6 is the price no where, and that with her dog shit attitude she will be getting no where. She settled for .4 to finish.

I also had the misfortune of stopping here. Not good and windows on the doors to the rooms.

[GotMilf]

GotMilf,

Does Anna still work at New Hope? Thanks!

Yes, there is an "Anna" there. (And at every other AMP for that matter. LOL!) Don't know if she's been there too long. I've only been going there for about 6 mos, so I'm not a veteran. I've also dreamt about Casey and Mickey. And a few others whos names I can't remember. The "Anna" I dreamt about was taller and thin with a great rack and great skills.

[SgtPerv]

On my way from Chicago visited Crystal because of the reviews. Hard to find for an out of town, had to do some in depth research to find the place. Anyway the place was expensive but fine, good service, not rushed and very professional. Damage was 1. 2 +.8. Maybe I am not so good at negotiating but the service was first class.

That is normal AMP FS price, if you got less then it was a bad deal. Normal AMP price is .4 HJ .8 BJ and 120 FS paid as tip plus house fee.

[Barney]

I'd been there once, no massage skill at all waste of time

Was there before when owned by another lady and recently with this owner. Maybe more repeat visits? Not for me.

Read afew good reviews here and plan on trying a few new places.

Barney

[Luv Nooke2]

Been dreaming about this place pretty regularly. Most times it's consistent and satisfying, but on this last visit I drew "the new girl". Very little English, too shy, poor massage skills, a little rushed and "looks-wise" about a 5. On the flip, she had the HS skills of my first girlfriend in middle school. No teasing and very methodical. She allowed roaming, but there wasn't much to feel. I didn't get her name. I tried asking, but she just shook her head in that confused "I don't understand" look. She was about 30, average height / weight, shorter hair and very "mousey" looking. As usual, .7 for massage and TS. I usually tip. 4, but on this occasion, I thought I'd try to give a hint and only tip. 3, but she frowned and asked for. 4. I caved, but I hope the annoyed look on my face gave her the hint.

*On a positive note, when I walked in the girl behind the counter who took my cash and walked me to the room was smokin hot. Younger girl, mid twenties, tan skin with tattoos and very good English. I was hoping she'd be my masseuse, but no such luck. On my next visit, I'll only get a massage if she's working and giving massages, otherwise I think I may be done dreaming about this place.

There's a new spot on Ashland that I've been meaning to try.

GotMilf,

Does Anna still work at New Hope? Thanks!