Massage Parlor Reports

**Envelope 57** · 06-02-13 08:21

Agree wih jay. Don' make that mistake. Even reviews are poor.

Be safe.

Originally Posted by Jay7005 [View Original Post]

Not sure this is a good thing. Saw her when she was here last year. Advertised 40, busty and clean. Was greeted by 50+, fat and dirty. Disappointed.

Now she is using words like gorgeous, mature, professional bbw. Don't be fooled. She is much older and not so gorgeous, working from cheap dirty hotel in Kissimmee. I didn't stay, and doubt you will either.

Reminded me of Heather off Lee Road, who advertises 39 when she is closer to 60.

Do these women think we won't see the truth when they open the door?

You've been warned.

**Jay7005** · 06-02-13 08:15

Not sure this is a good thing. Saw her when she was here last year. Advertised 40, busty and clean. Was greeted by 50+, fat and dirty. Disappointed.

Now she is using words like gorgeous, mature, professional bbw. Don't be fooled. She is much older and not so gorgeous, working from cheap dirty hotel in Kissimmee. I didn't stay, and doubt you will either.

Reminded me of Heather off Lee Road, who advertises 39 when she is closer to 60.

Do these women think we won't see the truth when they open the door?

You've been warned.

**TopGun9181** · 06-01-13 08:23

I recently had a similar experience at AGG. Great roaming with 2 hole entery.

Originally Posted by Sex Xes [View Original Post]

Metro crawl back under your rock. I've had similar experiences at AGG. Why don't you post a review or two before you call BS on someone.

**Sex Xes** · 06-01-13 07:08

Originally Posted by MetroGuy2 [View Original Post]

If you look into Tijuana past Posts. You'll see he's been from Detroit to Florida in a Short Time. Some guys have to exagerate their experiences. Me thinks his time here in FLA is a bit uh, how should we say, embellished. Tell the Captain Hi.

Metro crawl back under your rock. I've had similar experiences at AGG. Why don't you post a review or two before you call BS on someone.

**MetroGuy2** · 05-31-13 23:07

If you look into Tijuana past Posts. You'll see he's been from Detroit to Florida in a Short Time. Some guys have to exagerate their experiences. Me thinks his time here in FLA is a bit uh, how should we say, embellished. Tell the Captain Hi.

Originally Posted by TheJester [View Original Post]

Hey TravelinJohn, don't think I'm blaming you. No need to apologize.

You reported on your experiences in such interesting detail that myself and a whole bunch of other guys wanted to try it out. Just happened to all be at the same time.

**TheJester** · 05-31-13 15:19

Originally Posted by TravelinJohn [View Original Post]

Damn! Sorry for your experience. Mine were nothing but good. I tend to be a bit aggressive with the groping right from the get go. I figure, if they aren't stopping me, I'm going for broke! My visits were always in the evening. 8:00 or 9:00 too. Things were pretty quiet when I was there.

Hey TravelinJohn, don't think I'm blaming you. No need to apologize.

You reported on your experiences in such interesting detail that myself and a whole bunch of other guys wanted to try it out. Just happened to all be at the same time.

**TravelinJohn** · 05-31-13 09:42

Damn! Sorry for your experience. Mine were nothing but good. I tend to be a bit aggressive with the groping right from the get go. I figure, if they aren't stopping me, I'm going for broke! My visits were always in the evening. 8:00 or 9:00 too. Things were pretty quiet when I was there.

**TheJester** · 05-30-13 18:51

I was looking for something new, something a little better than the average Orlando AMP experience. After reading TravelinJohn's report on AGG I did some more research on the forum and it looked like a winner.

Unfortunately for myself, not only did I read his review but apparently 3561 other mongers also read it and decided Thursday afternoon would be a great time to check out AGG.

I got there and a woman came out from the back, she wasn't bad looking and had a decent rack. I asked for an hour and she asked if I could wait 15 minutes. Gullible, unsuspecting fool that I am, I said sure.

After 15 minutes another lady came into my room and apologized for making me wait. She was a little better looking but not quite as big of a rack, her name was Jennie as it turns out. I replied,"no problem," and she took me back for the table shower.

She asked if I'd been there before and truth be told I hadn't, but the correct answer to that question is yes, but I said it had been a while, maybe 3 or 4 months. Either she wasn't buying it or she was naturally cautious and the table shower was very uninspired.

I could tell that I was going to have to take things in hand so when we got back to the room I did just that. She started the massage and I reached my hands forward to caress her legs. I normally don't do this because during the massage I really prefer to just enjoy the massage, but I had a feeling if I didn't I would ONLY be getting a massage. The massage was mediocre at best and there wasn't a hint of teasing despite my forwardness.

This is where the 3561 other mongers come into the story as Jennie had to leave the room countless times to answer the door and answer the phone. Normally this really pisses me off but she was incredibly sweet about it.

She said they had been super slow the last few days until today. What a surprise I thought, everyone else must have read TravelinJohn's report and wanted to try it out. I was kicking myself for not waiting longer for things to die down, but I foraged ahead to make the best of it.

Well, she finished the face-down part after leaving the room a zillion times and had me flip. What followed wasn't really a gentle caress, it wasn't a tease at all. I was starting to think that she wasn't going to offer an ending of any sort and just massage my chest. I should have taken that as a sign that she was too concerned about how busy they'd gotten to give a good ending but, no-no, had to think with the little head. So I reached my hand up and started squeezing her tush. She finally got it and pantomimed at the good parts. I nodded my head and off she went.

What followed was a very average experience. Roaming would have been limited to outside the clothes until I pulled her shirt and bra up to introduce myself to the girls. Her fake moaning wasn't very good and I wasn't getting into it. After a while she said the words of death,"better hurry, time's almost up." Total buzz kill. I told her to just stop.

She was super apologetic, and still very sweet. In the end we were both just too distracted from all the interruptions to make a quality experience out of it.

So the short of it was, massage was just so-so, I definitely wouldn't repeat if I was looking for a quality massage. Ending was also lackluster but I did get the feeling that if they weren't so damned busy just then it could have been better. I would consider repeating except for the fact that it's a long as hell drive for me to get there.

**Matt1976** · 05-30-13 17:34

http://orlando.backpage.com/HealthSe...stress/8070393

I have seen this gorgeous woman a few times now. She is full service and really makes you feel comfortable from the first time talking with her / meeting her! I have left happy every time, she truly is a dream! I even leave happy more than just once in an hour session. And I did not find that in a different girl before. Incall location is convenient and private. I am definitely going back soon for more dreaming of Sabrina.

**Gotee 50** · 05-30-13 17:22

I was in Longwood ready to repeat, pulled off 434, pulled up saw a very rough magic marker sign.

Duct taped to the outside of the door,"closed". It didn't look good.

**Pankaj** · 05-30-13 16:47

Roxy seems to take a while to warm up to you. Jackie is more spirited from the start and has better technique at the end. Anyone seen Quinn? I am interested in comments on how she is.

Originally Posted by Ukieman [View Original Post]

Blackjack, While I cannot attest to ALL of the girls at Luxsa, I can say that of the ones that I have had the pleasure of meeting, the pictures are 100% spot on.

As long as I am on here, I might as well give a Luxsa report.

I have been there at least 5 times and I will say that I have left happy every time.

Now, that being said. Roxy, beautiful, friendly young lady. Will not get 100% naked and definitely can not play with the kitty. No real chemistry (imagined or otherwise). Rub very poor quality (but that is not why we go there) No sensuous play before the end (I need a lot to get my motor running)

Jackie (Russian Girl) one word HOT! Absolute prefect body! Will get entirely nude for $ for 30 $.2 for 60. Rub and preplay still mediocre at best. Finish good! The last time I opted for the B2B. Don't waste your time or money. .5 extra and extremely lame. So for the 60 minute B2B total was 60 for house, $.7 for Jackie, total $$.3. For that you would be much better off with Hailey Knight.

So my recommendation is Do Not expect ant kind of "massage" just go for the 30 minute, enjoy the view and have fun.

And BTW Natasha you are Hot and I would love to spend some time with you!

Ukieman

Originally Posted by Tuscany Man [View Original Post]

I went to Luxsa last week and saw Roxy. She is attractive but was clear she had several rules of engagement. I did get her to lower her shorts but the toll was $.2 plus the house fee of. 6. She said she has a customer that sees her almost every week, at least once a week, and he must still abide by her rules. No thanks, for $.8 I can have find a better use of my time and money. If seeing a good looking girl and basic service is worth this fee, than this is a good place to visit.

Be Safe,

TM

**Tuscany Man** · 05-29-13 21:45

[QUOTE=Ukieman; 1774981]Blackjack, While I cannot attest to ALL of the girls at Luxsa, I can say that of the ones that I have had the pleasure of meeting, the pictures are 100% spot on.

As long as I am on here, I might as well give a Luxsa report.

I have been there at least 5 times and I will say that I have left happy every time.

Now, that being said. Roxy, beautiful, friendly young lady. Will not get 100% naked and definitely can not play with the kitty. No real chemistry (imagined or otherwise). Rub very poor quality (but that is not why we go there) No sensuous play before the end (I need a lot to get my motor running)

Jackie (Russian Girl) one word HOT! Absolute prefect body! Will get entirely nude for $ for 30 $.2 for 60. Rub and preplay still mediocre at best. Finish good! The last time I opted for the B2B. Don't waste your time or money. .5 extra and extremely lame. So for the 60 minute B2B total was 60 for house, $.7 for Jackie, total $$.3. For that you would be much better off with Hailey Knight.

So my recommendation is Do Not expect ant kind of "massage" just go for the 30 minute, enjoy the view and have fun.

And BTW Natasha you are Hot and I would love to spend some time with you!

Ukieman[/QUOTE

I went to Luxsa last week and saw Roxy. She is attractive but was clear she had several rules of engagement. I did get her to lower her shorts but the toll was $.2 plus the house fee of. 6. She said she has a customer that sees her almost every week, at least once a week, and he must still abide by her rules. No thanks, for $.8 I can have find a better use of my time and money. If seeing a good looking girl and basic service is worth this fee, than this is a good place to visit.

Be Safe,

TM

**TravelinJohn** · 05-29-13 16:04

Had the opportunity to be in the Orlando area over a 3 week period and decided to find a good AMP for my evening entertainment. After doing some checking, decided to try AG Spa on Irlo Bronson Pkwy. First visit was warmly greeted at the door and taken to a room by Lily, a cute, petite, mid-20's cutie. I opted for the Table Shower, so she accompanied me. I saw her eyes widen when the towel came off, but there was also a nice smile, so I figured it was all good. After an nice shower, with plenty of the right attention, she took me to the room and began the massage. She asked how I liked it, hard or soft, and I replied that I liked it hard. How does she like it? Which got a good laugh (I'm thinking "He Shoots! He Scores!") She was really getting into the massage and had climbed up on the table so that my head, face down, was under her hips as she worked my back. When a really pretty strawberry blond asian girl entered the room. The two had a short conversation and Lily left. The new girl, Gini, said she saw me come in and wanted to do the massage. Which was okay with me! She was really hot! Long story short: roaming was limitless, she was VERY attentive, and on the flip I was so excited with all of the foreplay that I blasted off as soon as she touched me. Much to my, and her, disappointment. She cleaned me up and left the room and I got dressed. Just finishing dressing when she returned and said "You got dressed?" I took that to mean that I missed out on some more playtime DAMN. Total Damage:.8 to the house and. 4 to Gini. Had a really good time.

Went back a few days later and got Lily. She greeted me with a big smile and a peck on the lips. Things got hot right away in during the table shower and ended up with her naked and bucking on the massage while I delivered some DATY. Awesome slow HJ ending with kissing and fondling.

Went back the following day for a repeat. Really hot and wild. First time took some convincing to get her naked. Second time she said "I like your tongue" and dropped her skirt right away. She almost crushed my head with her thighs. I tried to get her to go down on me, but she was being very shy about it. She stroked me while I tried to convince her and then, just as she said "okay and started to lean over, I popped big time. She went with it and continued stroking me into a huge orgasm. Damage for a full hour of fun each night:.8 to the house and. 6 to Lily.

Last visit got a different girl, who said she was brand new there. Good attentive Table Shower. Managed to get her skirt off and her nice chest out of her bra while she laid with me on the massage table. Ended with a great HJ while I sucked her hard nipples. .8 to the house and. 4 to her.

All in all, I see no reason, other than for variety, to go anywhere else when I'm in the area.

My first report. Hope you find it helpful!

**Ukieman** · 05-29-13 11:06

Originally Posted by BackJack [View Original Post]

I checked your images are they are not yours. Why did you post the reply on the the provider only no discussion board. I saw the photos came to your location and none of the girls in the photos work there? Thanks for your response on a board that none of the hobbyist can respond to.

Blackjack, While I cannot attest to ALL of the girls at Luxsa, I can say that of the ones that I have had the pleasure of meeting, the pictures are 100% spot on.

As long as I am on here, I might as well give a Luxsa report.

I have been there at least 5 times and I will say that I have left happy every time.

Now, that being said. Roxy, beautiful, friendly young lady. Will not get 100% naked and definitely can not play with the kitty. No real chemistry (imagined or otherwise). Rub very poor quality (but that is not why we go there) No sensuous play before the end (I need a lot to get my motor running)

Jackie (Russian Girl) one word HOT! Absolute prefect body! Will get entirely nude for $ for 30 $.2 for 60. Rub and preplay still mediocre at best. Finish good! The last time I opted for the B2B. Don't waste your time or money. .5 extra and extremely lame. So for the 60 minute B2B total was 60 for house, $.7 for Jackie, total $$.3. For that you would be much better off with Hailey Knight.

So my recommendation is Do Not expect ant kind of "massage" just go for the 30 minute, enjoy the view and have fun.

And BTW Natasha you are Hot and I would love to spend some time with you!

Ukieman