Massage Parlor Reports

**BadJim37** · 06-04-13 17:32

I don't write reviews because I don't care enough but I wanted to post about Quinn because I saw someone mention her.

Quinn is by far my favorite at Luxsa in my opinion. I try and choose her if she is working and available. She is very sweet, makes you feel very comfortable right away and absolutely GORGEOUS! She has a welcoming vibe unlike some of the girls who just seem to be agitated with you right from the jump. Her massages are superb, hands are ridiculously strong for what a petite girl she is. Only thing is she asks for minimum tip upfront which can be a little off putting to some but besides that she is great!

**Loving302** · 06-04-13 10:56

Originally Posted by Jayorl [View Original Post]

Quick report since I'm driving. I called in and made an appointment with Uki. I get there and Ami said she didn't know Uki and that she was the only one available. Since I drive all the way out there I said sure. Table shower was quick and I had to ask for soap since she skipped the most important parts. Back to the room and she gave a great hard massage. Since nothing happened, I took it upon myself to roam a little and she didn't complain. On the flip she gave me the look and I said of course. I was able to roam inside her skirt and when I requested and tried to get her to off, she tried to rush. She didn't say no, so while she was rushing I was able to get one of her babies out. .8 for the massage and tipped. 3 since I was rushed. Not sure if I'll repeat, but if I do, not with her.

JO

If you were looking for Uki she is at Magic in Altamonte springs.

**Grand Piano** · 06-04-13 07:54

Does anyone know if Michelle is still at SS? I think that was her name.

**Jayorl** · 06-03-13 21:24

Quick report since I'm driving. I called in and made an appointment with Uki. I get there and Ami said she didn't know Uki and that she was the only one available. Since I drive all the way out there I said sure. Table shower was quick and I had to ask for soap since she skipped the most important parts. Back to the room and she gave a great hard massage. Since nothing happened, I took it upon myself to roam a little and she didn't complain. On the flip she gave me the look and I said of course. I was able to roam inside her skirt and when I requested and tried to get her to off, she tried to rush. She didn't say no, so while she was rushing I was able to get one of her babies out. .8 for the massage and tipped. 3 since I was rushed. Not sure if I'll repeat, but if I do, not with her.

JO

**Spikeit** · 06-03-13 18:16

Originally Posted by ImnoDaniel [View Original Post]

I had travelled a considerable distance, but happened upon this delightful AMP. I entered the establishment through the front door, and a cheerful voice chimed from behind a closed interior door. A youthful and beautiful face greeted me, and I presume that she was the manager. I asked for an hour massage and a table shower, and she gladly accepted my donation and promptly returned my change.

Thereafter, I was introduced to Uki, who would be my masseuse and companion for the next 60 minutes. I was immediately struck by two obvious qualities, her personality and her beauty. Uki exuded a kind of charm, manifested by giggles and smiles, that immediately set me at ease. And she possessed alluring external qualities, such as shape and loveliness, that kept me excited.

I don't know how, but somehow I will repeat, and hopefully often.

Uki escorted me to the shower room and there washed me thoroughly and gently. The water was warm, and her touch was soft, and upon gaining permission, she skillfully washed that part of me that was craving her constant attention. If my time with Uki included only that shower, I feel my time and money would have been well spent. But that was just the beginning.

Back at the massage I room, I was left unaccompanied for only a moment, and since it was my first, and possibly last, visit, I figured that the best way to make my unspoken intentions known was to display a significant gratuity. I put it in an appropriate but conspicuous spot and laid down on the massage table. I now conclude that such a strategy was beneficial.

When Uki reentered the room, a soft massage ensued, and had it not been for thoughts of the potential rushing through my head-or heads-I may have been induced to sleep. She touched me, and I melted like whipped cream melts into hot chocolate. Then she tickled my bare body with her flowing black-as-night hair that tantalized me with her grace.

I didn't think it could get any better until she instructed me to roll over. Without negotiation she removed her less-than-revealing clothing and crawled atop of me. Her skin was smooth and without blemish, and her nipples hardened quickly at the flick of my tongue. Her breasts were real and ample, and she moaned seductively at the caress of my mouth upon them.

Before I had a chance to protest (not that I would have) , her shaven womanliness was at my tongue. She was both odor-free and taste-free, and I became so engrossed with licking and sucking and playing that I had no idea as to what was going on at the other end of our playground. I must have approved, though, because I left, both spent and satisfied.

I walked in and asked for Uki. The blonde haired attractive girl said, she was busy but she would see if she was available. Now I'm thinking this girl is pretty nice looking, maybe I should have kept my mouth shut. Uki was all as described and the hair massage was great. Total time I spent was probably 1 1/2 hrs. Plus. I never had such an intense massage, she put my right arm to sleep In all, sHE provided on of the best experiences I ever had. Looking back I wish I chose the blonde, sorry I never got a name. In all $.6, I felt it was worth the 1 hour plus massage.

**C Fombarlet** · 06-02-13 13:35

I had a very nice hour with Tori. Wonderful rack, very sweet. Southern charm. Nicely done, very sexy make up. Formerly worked with Jackie but could never connect because she didn't do evenings. Saw her chum Selena on the way out. Hot Latin. Would definitely consider.

C

**Mfan2020** · 06-02-13 09:54

I had another strange dream like vision a few days ago. I made my way back to the Winter Park Massage to try my luck with another. Got set up with Patricia for an hour. Laid on the table, put the jelly beans on the table in plan view. Waited for what seemed to be like ten minutes and then the massage began. She was pretty talkative in the beggining. But soon she quieted down. Some teasing but not really when on my stomach. I flipped over and she immediate started discussing the menu. I opted to see those pair of bolt-ons everyone brags about. Very nice. She teased me alot before getting to the red rooster, allowing me to lick her jelly beans as she put them in my face. Yum! Finish was good. She's in here 50's. 60's but she's very nice. Possibly would repeat. Just want to check out some others before I do.

**Envelope 57** · 06-02-13 08:21

Agree wih jay. Don' make that mistake. Even reviews are poor.

Be safe.

Originally Posted by Jay7005 [View Original Post]

Not sure this is a good thing. Saw her when she was here last year. Advertised 40, busty and clean. Was greeted by 50+, fat and dirty. Disappointed.

Now she is using words like gorgeous, mature, professional bbw. Don't be fooled. She is much older and not so gorgeous, working from cheap dirty hotel in Kissimmee. I didn't stay, and doubt you will either.

Reminded me of Heather off Lee Road, who advertises 39 when she is closer to 60.

Do these women think we won't see the truth when they open the door?

You've been warned.

**Jay7005** · 06-02-13 08:15

Not sure this is a good thing. Saw her when she was here last year. Advertised 40, busty and clean. Was greeted by 50+, fat and dirty. Disappointed.

Now she is using words like gorgeous, mature, professional bbw. Don't be fooled. She is much older and not so gorgeous, working from cheap dirty hotel in Kissimmee. I didn't stay, and doubt you will either.

Reminded me of Heather off Lee Road, who advertises 39 when she is closer to 60.

Do these women think we won't see the truth when they open the door?

You've been warned.

**TopGun9181** · 06-01-13 08:23

I recently had a similar experience at AGG. Great roaming with 2 hole entery.

Originally Posted by Sex Xes [View Original Post]

Metro crawl back under your rock. I've had similar experiences at AGG. Why don't you post a review or two before you call BS on someone.

**Sex Xes** · 06-01-13 07:08

Originally Posted by MetroGuy2 [View Original Post]

If you look into Tijuana past Posts. You'll see he's been from Detroit to Florida in a Short Time. Some guys have to exagerate their experiences. Me thinks his time here in FLA is a bit uh, how should we say, embellished. Tell the Captain Hi.

Metro crawl back under your rock. I've had similar experiences at AGG. Why don't you post a review or two before you call BS on someone.

**MetroGuy2** · 05-31-13 23:07

If you look into Tijuana past Posts. You'll see he's been from Detroit to Florida in a Short Time. Some guys have to exagerate their experiences. Me thinks his time here in FLA is a bit uh, how should we say, embellished. Tell the Captain Hi.

Originally Posted by TheJester [View Original Post]

Hey TravelinJohn, don't think I'm blaming you. No need to apologize.

You reported on your experiences in such interesting detail that myself and a whole bunch of other guys wanted to try it out. Just happened to all be at the same time.

**TheJester** · 05-31-13 15:19

Originally Posted by TravelinJohn [View Original Post]

Damn! Sorry for your experience. Mine were nothing but good. I tend to be a bit aggressive with the groping right from the get go. I figure, if they aren't stopping me, I'm going for broke! My visits were always in the evening. 8:00 or 9:00 too. Things were pretty quiet when I was there.

Hey TravelinJohn, don't think I'm blaming you. No need to apologize.

You reported on your experiences in such interesting detail that myself and a whole bunch of other guys wanted to try it out. Just happened to all be at the same time.

**TravelinJohn** · 05-31-13 09:42

Damn! Sorry for your experience. Mine were nothing but good. I tend to be a bit aggressive with the groping right from the get go. I figure, if they aren't stopping me, I'm going for broke! My visits were always in the evening. 8:00 or 9:00 too. Things were pretty quiet when I was there.

**TheJester** · 05-30-13 18:51

I was looking for something new, something a little better than the average Orlando AMP experience. After reading TravelinJohn's report on AGG I did some more research on the forum and it looked like a winner.

Unfortunately for myself, not only did I read his review but apparently 3561 other mongers also read it and decided Thursday afternoon would be a great time to check out AGG.

I got there and a woman came out from the back, she wasn't bad looking and had a decent rack. I asked for an hour and she asked if I could wait 15 minutes. Gullible, unsuspecting fool that I am, I said sure.

After 15 minutes another lady came into my room and apologized for making me wait. She was a little better looking but not quite as big of a rack, her name was Jennie as it turns out. I replied,"no problem," and she took me back for the table shower.

She asked if I'd been there before and truth be told I hadn't, but the correct answer to that question is yes, but I said it had been a while, maybe 3 or 4 months. Either she wasn't buying it or she was naturally cautious and the table shower was very uninspired.

I could tell that I was going to have to take things in hand so when we got back to the room I did just that. She started the massage and I reached my hands forward to caress her legs. I normally don't do this because during the massage I really prefer to just enjoy the massage, but I had a feeling if I didn't I would ONLY be getting a massage. The massage was mediocre at best and there wasn't a hint of teasing despite my forwardness.

This is where the 3561 other mongers come into the story as Jennie had to leave the room countless times to answer the door and answer the phone. Normally this really pisses me off but she was incredibly sweet about it.

She said they had been super slow the last few days until today. What a surprise I thought, everyone else must have read TravelinJohn's report and wanted to try it out. I was kicking myself for not waiting longer for things to die down, but I foraged ahead to make the best of it.

Well, she finished the face-down part after leaving the room a zillion times and had me flip. What followed wasn't really a gentle caress, it wasn't a tease at all. I was starting to think that she wasn't going to offer an ending of any sort and just massage my chest. I should have taken that as a sign that she was too concerned about how busy they'd gotten to give a good ending but, no-no, had to think with the little head. So I reached my hand up and started squeezing her tush. She finally got it and pantomimed at the good parts. I nodded my head and off she went.

What followed was a very average experience. Roaming would have been limited to outside the clothes until I pulled her shirt and bra up to introduce myself to the girls. Her fake moaning wasn't very good and I wasn't getting into it. After a while she said the words of death,"better hurry, time's almost up." Total buzz kill. I told her to just stop.

She was super apologetic, and still very sweet. In the end we were both just too distracted from all the interruptions to make a quality experience out of it.

So the short of it was, massage was just so-so, I definitely wouldn't repeat if I was looking for a quality massage. Ending was also lackluster but I did get the feeling that if they weren't so damned busy just then it could have been better. I would consider repeating except for the fact that it's a long as hell drive for me to get there.