Massage Parlor Reports

**Member #4911** · 05-20-13 20:18

Partial quote: ".20 minutes into the session LE decided to drop by for a visit."

Inquiry: So what happens when LE shows up? Was they uniformed or UC? Did they I'd or photo anyone? Ask questions? Other? It sounds like not much happened based on continued session, but would like more details if you can share. Thanks.

**Guitarman1** · 05-20-13 10:00

Originally Posted by AsianOccasion [View Original Post]

So out of curiosity, I had my first experience Friday afternoon and it left me with one question. What do you guys do with cash / keys / cell phone while at the TS? Figure next time I will just leave my phone in the car with everything else but keys and cash means they can find your car if they want and the time it takes for a TS is plenty of time. Once in your car they can get your registration and plenty other stuff if you stashed your wallet there.

I am going to agree with what others have said. Stashing your wallet and valuables in your car is the standard move for mongering, but it probably doesn't matter as much at an AMP. A BP girl won't hesitate to rob you if given the chance, she can check out and be gone as fast as she can pack. She may also have an armed pimp ready to back her up. An AMP operates at a set location. They have to be more careful and low key. They don't want trouble with the police, and they don't want bad attention on any review sites. You have less to worry about at an AMP than with a CV or BP girl.

**MrSunnyHills** · 05-20-13 09:10

Following up on some good reviews here, I stopped by last week early (around 10am) at the CAMP off rt 7 near Bailey's crossroad. No answer, so I called. They said,"oh. You should make an appointment". So I said, can I have an appt now? Yes, sure, come to the door.

Saw Vikki, or Mikki, or Maggi, or something. She repeated it and sort of laughed like "you can call me anything or you can call me Al" when I asked did you say "Vikki or Maggie"?

Anyway, fabulous therapeutic session, with a decent typical NOVA finish. Would repeat.

**JSM75** · 05-19-13 00:03

I've been to this place five times now over the course of roughly a year. I definitely like it, though have only dealt with two of the women there. The first one I dealt with is no longer there. Had an exciting* time there my second go round last August when 20 minutes into the session LE decided to drop by for a visit. Everything was good though and they started the clock over for me.

Originally Posted by AsianOccasion [View Original Post]

Well I have been lurking for a week or two and finally pulled the trigger on an AMP that I figured was a safe bet.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/an...age-28/7729702

I didn't see any reports on this place, so I might have TOFTT, but I am sure if I RTFF a little more, I may have seen a report on this place. FYI this was my first ever AMP experience.

First of all if anyone is going to go here. The suite is on the right side of the building (doesn't make sense based on the numbering of the other suites). Figured perhaps they had been closed and opened up with a new "address" just by changing the suite number. The suite number was indicated by a paper printed out / taped to the door as opposed to the metal sign on the bricks.

2 door system with a bell on the inner door. Answered promptly by MMS who took me too a room. I was then met by Soo / Sue, a K-girl who appeared to be in her 30's placing her in her mid-late 40's. I would give her a 5 or a 6. She asked me how long, I told her an hour at which point she took the house charge from me and left the room. Upon returning she took me to another room for a TS. Kinda felt uncomfortable leaving my stuff in a separate room, but what can you do really. Fortunately other than my cell / cash, everything else was locked up in my vehicle. TS was nothing special in that I couldn't gauge how my massage session would go after that. But I still had high hopes. The massage session I would rate a 8/10 as far as the actual massage, Soo really knew what she was doing with that, she worked out all the knots in my back. That said, I was kinda worried that after the flip she wouldn't know what I wanted due to the lack of sensuality, but before the flip it started to get a little more sensual so after the flip it was evident which muscle was tense and needed the most attention. After the flip she didn't touch me, she hovered her hands over my stomach and said "Where" to which I replied EVERYWHERE. She then said "show me" so I took her hands and placed them on the tense muscle that needed the most attention on the second half of the massage. Nothing else was discussed wrt tip which I thought was nice. She knew what I wanted, and I knew what was expected afterwards. OTC roaming was allowed (man her ass was rock solid, which surprised me for an older woman). Typical NOVA finish.

Overall I would go back, if I want a great all around massage beginning to end, I will see Soo again, if I am not so much worried about the actual massage I will likely sample another.

Tipped. 4 on my way out the door.

**SomebodyElse** · 05-18-13 19:26

Struck out at the rain forrest. After some luck at FCCC earlier this week I decided to call sky eden but was told I need a reference? Never heard of that here can anyone enlighten me?

**Watta** · 05-18-13 08:39

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster [View Original Post]

If things are clear enough for a casual noob to figure out, then they're easy for others to figure out. Low key is the key in the MP forum.

Take some time to RTFF starting about 20 pages back to present, go have a few experiences, post discreetly about them, and by that time you'll either figure out the answer yourself, or you'll have gained the credibility to get your answer through back channels.

BB. LEO is not a newbie and can de-crypt any talking around we may do here. Sometimes we get a little too vague in these reviews and may as well not file a report at all.

It is kinda fun to write in "mongerese" but we must not fool ourselves into thinking LEO is not fluent in the language as well.

Just one fat, old man's opinion.

**OtherRonPaul** · 05-18-13 07:26

Originally Posted by OtherRonPaul [View Original Post]

Stopped by an apparently well known AMP in Arlington (Columbia Pike) after work yesterday. Was hoping for some physical therapy, but was turned away at the door because they were busy. She suggested that I call for an appointment next time.

Why bother posting this? Because, the woman who answered the door was smokin' Hot! Little black dress, hair just past her shoulders, sparkles around her eyes, perfect little body that filled the dress wonderfully.

I had a massage here once before, several months ago. The provider was older, the massage was weak, but in the end I left happy. On the way out, I also saw another provider, again very old, but with huge implants. So, I told myself I would come back again sometime to get a closer look at those.

Now, after seeing the fresh face who answered the door yesterday, I'm extremely eager to go again.

In general, I don't like making appointments, or calling providers at all. Prefer to just walk in. Realistically, I'll probably try a walk-in here again, and hope not to hit it during rush hour. But, if I have another near miss with the beauty queen who I glimpsed yesterday, I'll probably go out and buy another phone just for calling her.

Went back Friday morning. In fact a little too early, had to wait about 15 min until they opened at 10am. To my dismay, I did not see the 30-ish year old beauty from Thursday evening, instead one of the 50+ ladies who's serviced me before. Diane, I think. But, she did have a black dress on, and enough makeup that I was able to pretend. Very light touch massage, everything standard. No shower available, or at least, not offered.

On the way out, was introduced to Lotto, another well aged provider.

Still curious about the younger woman I saw the other night. Wondering if my eyes deceived me, or if it's just a matter of timing.

**Bunker Buster** · 05-17-13 22:12

Originally Posted by FrogNog [View Original Post]

Where is the White Bird in Sterling (sorry. New to the AMP scene in NoVA)

If things are clear enough for a casual noob to figure out, then they're easy for others to figure out. Low key is the key in the MP forum.

Take some time to RTFF starting about 20 pages back to present, go have a few experiences, post discreetly about them, and by that time you'll either figure out the answer yourself, or you'll have gained the credibility to get your answer through back channels.

**OtherRonPaul** · 05-17-13 06:17

Stopped by an apparently well known AMP in Arlington (Columbia Pike) after work yesterday. Was hoping for some physical therapy, but was turned away at the door because they were busy. She suggested that I call for an appointment next time.

Why bother posting this? Because, the woman who answered the door was smokin' Hot! Little black dress, hair just past her shoulders, sparkles around her eyes, perfect little body that filled the dress wonderfully.

I had a massage here once before, several months ago. The provider was older, the massage was weak, but in the end I left happy. On the way out, I also saw another provider, again very old, but with huge implants. So, I told myself I would come back again sometime to get a closer look at those.

Now, after seeing the fresh face who answered the door yesterday, I'm extremely eager to go again.

In general, I don't like making appointments, or calling providers at all. Prefer to just walk in. Realistically, I'll probably try a walk-in here again, and hope not to hit it during rush hour. But, if I have another near miss with the beauty queen who I glimpsed yesterday, I'll probably go out and buy another phone just for calling her.

**AsianOccasion** · 05-17-13 00:32

Thanks a lot guys, I appreciate the words of wisdom. I figured as much with regard to AMP's being relatively safe as far as worrying about my stuff getting stolen. AMP's seem a lot more safe than finding body rubs on BP. That's primarily why I started my mongering here. I hope to venture out to other avenues, but I am playing this game cautiously trying to learn as I go. My next step will likely be one of the asian agencies that I have seen posted on the forums, as those too seem relatively safe with references from senior members.

Still learning the ropes, I noticed bunker buster posts alot of fake ad listings up so I have been using the phone / image search functions to just to see if I can get the same results from the info on the original ad's on the fakes that he posts about. Figure if I can get my searches down like he does them I will be headed in the right direction.

**Amp Forever** · 05-16-13 20:37

Originally Posted by Any Mouse [View Original Post]

AO: Most (if not all) AMPs provide a small bag in the massage table room for the purpose of placing any valuables during the TS. Look for it on the towel or lotion table. If you don't see it, ask. The bag is usually plastic or some such, and you are free to take it with you to the shower room. There is usually a dry spot in the TS where you may leave the bag, or just hang it up. I do have to say, however, that in my MANY years of this hobby, I have never had ANYTHING missing, or even disturbed. I used the bag for a couple of years, but came to the conclusion that the AMP does NOT want any attention drawn to the place, and a customer complaining of robbery is a sure way to get the attention of the local authorities. That being said, I just leave my phone (locked) and my cash (just enough) in my pants. AM

Absolutely agree, only take the bare (no pun intended) essentials in. No more money than you are willing to spend, car keys (unless you are on foot or public transportation) , and a cover (in case that is an option you wish to pursue). They are not going to ask for an I'd (unless they are REAL careful). Have been engaged in this hobby for decades and have never had my stuff disturbed. Agree with Any Mouse, these places do not want a LEO response to a theft or robbery call (don't think these girls would bank on the customer being too embarrassed to call LEO).

**Any Mouse** · 05-16-13 14:32

Originally Posted by AsianOccasion [View Original Post]

So out of curiosity, I had my first experience Friday afternoon and it left me with one question. What do you guys do with cash / keys / cell phone while at the TS? Figure next time I will just leave my phone in the car with everything else but keys and cash means they can find your car if they want and the time it takes for a TS is plenty of time. Once in your car they can get your registration and plenty other stuff if you stashed your wallet there.

AO: Most (if not all) AMPs provide a small bag in the massage table room for the purpose of placing any valuables during the TS. Look for it on the towel or lotion table. If you don't see it, ask. The bag is usually plastic or some such, and you are free to take it with you to the shower room. There is usually a dry spot in the TS where you may leave the bag, or just hang it up. I do have to say, however, that in my MANY years of this hobby, I have never had ANYTHING missing, or even disturbed. I used the bag for a couple of years, but came to the conclusion that the AMP does NOT want any attention drawn to the place, and a customer complaining of robbery is a sure way to get the attention of the local authorities. That being said, I just leave my phone (locked) and my cash (just enough) in my pants. AM

**Watta** · 05-16-13 14:15

Originally Posted by AsianOccasion [View Original Post]

So out of curiosity, I had my first experience Friday afternoon and it left me with one question. What do you guys do with cash / keys / cell phone while at the TS? Figure next time I will just leave my phone in the car with everything else but keys and cash means they can find your car if they want and the time it takes for a TS is plenty of time. Once in your car they can get your registration and plenty other stuff if you stashed your wallet there.

Another rule to add to all the others:

NEVER take in anything you are afraid of losing! Leave valuable at home or locked in some unusual place inside the car. Glove box, center console, under the seat. NOT safe. Be original!

NEVER take in more cash than you are ready to spend. They can easily get us to empty our wallets once they get one hand on the dick, one on the balls and the tongue in the ear.

Watta lot of rules!

**AsianOccasion** · 05-16-13 10:01

So out of curiosity, I had my first experience Friday afternoon and it left me with one question. What do you guys do with cash / keys / cell phone while at the TS? Figure next time I will just leave my phone in the car with everything else but keys and cash means they can find your car if they want and the time it takes for a TS is plenty of time. Once in your car they can get your registration and plenty other stuff if you stashed your wallet there.

**FrogNog** · 05-16-13 09:35

Originally Posted by UviLovMe [View Original Post]

I went to the White Bird in Sterling for a massage. I paid $80 for the hour including table shower and the table shower was worth it. Lots of playing. Very clean and relaxing environment. The massage was really good say 7/10. My provider was cici who is younger than most in this biz and was very friendly. Standard VA finish for appropriate tip.

Enjoy!

Where is the White Bird in Sterling (sorry. New to the AMP scene in NoVA)