Massage Parlor Reports

[Jimhatz]

Lavender. Hit and Miss.

This place is a roll of the nice for some guys. I have been there when the shower was broke, so I wanted a refund and was heading down to Mills.

The young girl begged me to stay, so I did and got a great 30min back rub and 20min flip with a very HE. Some of the girls will only give HJ (I give a. 20tip) , one that is thin / taller will let you bend her in many positions and finish with a BJ / HJ that is killer (.40. 60 tip)

Also, never enter the front door. Always park out back and use the rear entrance.

Be Safe,

Surf Out!

I decided to check out Lavander hoping that I would draw the right girl for a nice ending. Well I got the wrong girl. This was probably the worse time in my history of going to AMP. What a waste of money. The massage was a lite rub. I tried to talk to her but act like she did not understand anything. On the flip I tried to touch her and she said no and then around 45 mins she said all done. I said your ad said $60 / hr. So said no so I asked if she was going to make me happy and she say no. So I just said fine and got dressed. She knew she was not going to get a tip as I showed her their ad on CL advertising $60 / hr + free TS. I will never go back here again unless I know for a fact that she is not there. She said her name was shasa.

[TopGun9181]

Saw Mya again over the weekend. She keeps getting better every visit. Treat her right guys and you will be reworded. Awesome Massage AWESOME finish.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...by-mya/6600440

[Tasteless]

Alright man I have never reviewed Eastern Massage on this site since I have done it on another but I am going to copy paste my review, because I feel like the amount of upsell bullshit that goes on this place is amazing, these damn women are empowered by dumb tourists who give in to their bullshit. Anyways here is my review of when I went there a while back.

Price use to be $ 60 for 30 mins and $ 80 for 60 mins, which is pretty much standard and what they say in older reviews but when I got there they said and showed me a little cardboard placard with the new pricing which is 10$ more for both options. Clean place but kind of expensive and they do upsell so be careful.

Okay so now for the nitty and gritty, I called in about an hour and half before getting there and when I did I ended up having to wait 30 minutes cause the girl was running late, after she got there she said she can only do a 30 minute since she has a appointment in a bit, I had already been waiting and this wasn't the best news but I decided to cut my losses and just move on with it, the woman was cute and she gave a decent massage and on the flip she asked if I wanted "that" kind of massage and after some attempts at upselling for full nude / half nude etc I agreed on a HE half nude for 60, by this time I was kind of turned off and the HE took a little longer than normal but she didn't give up and finally we got there. She cleaned me up with a hot towel and off I went. One thing I didn't like was the receptionist, she totally ignored the fact that I called ahead and made an appointment and didn't give me change for my 100 until the massage was done after which I had to ask her for change explaining how I didn't get an hour and I was owed 40 bucks but then she said that's between me and masseuse and I was kind of offended cause I was nice enough to wait for the masseuse and after some awkward gawking back and forth, I did the simple math for them and and It obviously was a 30 min massage, she finally got the masseuse and we figured it out and she gave me my change but that definitely left me sour cause of the way she treated me even after I was super accommodating and understanding of the situation. I probably would go back but I'd be wary of this kind of thing.

Looking back I never did end up going back but for good reason. This place is there just to rip off the tourists in the area, plenty of other places to have fun at but if you do go stick to your guns when they try to upsell and you'll be fine.

Forgot to mention I paid 60 roses for the half hr and another 60 for full nude he, which is still kinda expensive imo. Happy hunting hope this helped.

[Tasteless]

Tried this place out myself recently. The girl at the front desk is cute, and will be one of the reasons I come back. Although the girls may not be as hot as Tampa, from my experience, they are the hottest in Orlando. Drew Lilly, spoke pretty good english. Small firm C's, looks 25ish in the dark, but probably closer to 30. Paid for the hour and yes I was out in 30min, and I'm a guy that when I ask for the hour I try to extend it as much as possible. Massage was not really good. Hr $90, gave her $100 never got my change. I was going to tip the receptionist the $10 anyways but damn let me at least give it, don't just take it. Not full serv, which is fine by me. I was quoted 120 and 160. And that's that.

Alright man I have never reviewed Eastern Massage on this site since I have done it on another but I am going to copy paste my review, because I feel like the amount of upsell bullshit that goes on this place is amazing, these damn women are empowered by dumb tourists who give in to their bullshit. Anyways here is my review of when I went there a while back.

Price use to be $ 60 for 30 mins and $ 80 for 60 mins, which is pretty much standard and what they say in older reviews but when I got there they said and showed me a little cardboard placard with the new pricing which is 10$ more for both options. Clean place but kind of expensive and they do upsell so be careful.

Okay so now for the nitty and gritty, I called in about an hour and half before getting there and when I did I ended up having to wait 30 minutes cause the girl was running late, after she got there she said she can only do a 30 minute since she has a appointment in a bit, I had already been waiting and this wasn't the best news but I decided to cut my losses and just move on with it, the woman was cute and she gave a decent massage and on the flip she asked if I wanted "that" kind of massage and after some attempts at upselling for full nude / half nude etc I agreed on a HE half nude for 60, by this time I was kind of turned off and the HE took a little longer than normal but she didn't give up and finally we got there. She cleaned me up with a hot towel and off I went. One thing I didn't like was the receptionist, she totally ignored the fact that I called ahead and made an appointment and didn't give me change for my 100 until the massage was done after which I had to ask her for change explaining how I didn't get an hour and I was owed 40 bucks but then she said that's between me and masseuse and I was kind of offended cause I was nice enough to wait for the masseuse and after some awkward gawking back and forth, I did the simple math for them and and It obviously was a 30 min massage, she finally got the masseuse and we figured it out and she gave me my change but that definitely left me sour cause of the way she treated me even after I was super accommodating and understanding of the situation. I probably would go back but I'd be wary of this kind of thing.

Looking back I never did end up going back but for good reason. This place is there just to rip off the tourists in the area, plenty of other places to have fun at but if you do go stick to your guns when they try to upsell and you'll be fine.

[Tasteless]

My recent visit was a complete waste of time. The massage was way below average and no extras at all. I went in the early afternoon and entered from the door on Colonial and not from the back-could it have been the entrance or time of day?

Hmm depends on what vibe you give off and how you talk as well. I am very playful and flirty not always touchy feely but flirty always works and suggestions are always awesome too, but in the end, if all else fails, grab her hand and put it on junior, I doubt anyone would deny a simple HE unless they think you are LE in which case you failed in the conversation bit.

[HomerSimp]

Going to get 4R for a late lunch today, and I've done everything (including cosmos) on that side of 17-92, so trying something new. Loucia or Patricia? PM details or just post your recommendations.

[Meke 395]

I decided to take the plunge and try Eastern. I was actually able to take advantage of a 4-hand option. The girls are cute, probably 8 on the AMP scale. They are not a hot as the girls at Ocean back in the day. The Ocean girls were 9. Service in Tampa is always much better. There are true 10s down in Tampa as well (Yoshiko).

I have NEVER been more rushed by any AMP. The rush was truly disappointing. The girls are not super-hot. I will not return.

Tried this place out myself recently. The girl at the front desk is cute, and will be one of the reasons I come back. Although the girls may not be as hot as Tampa, from my experience, they are the hottest in Orlando. Drew Lilly, spoke pretty good english. Small firm C's, looks 25ish in the dark, but probably closer to 30. Paid for the hour and yes I was out in 30min, and I'm a guy that when I ask for the hour I try to extend it as much as possible. Massage was not really good. Hr $90, gave her $100 never got my change. I was going to tip the receptionist the $10 anyways but damn let me at least give it, don't just take it. Not full serv, which is fine by me. I was quoted 120 and 160. And that's that.

[Jjack6677]

Lavender. Hit and Miss.

This place is a roll of the nice for some guys. I have been there when the shower was broke, so I wanted a refund and was heading down to Mills.

The young girl begged me to stay, so I did and got a great 30min back rub and 20min flip with a very HE. Some of the girls will only give HJ (I give a. 20tip) , one that is thin / taller will let you bend her in many positions and finish with a BJ / HJ that is killer (.40. 60 tip)

Also, never enter the front door. Always park out back and use the rear entrance.

Be Safe,

Surf Out!

Thanks for your comments and suggestion.

[SW Surfer]

Lavender . Hit and Miss.

This place is a roll of the nice for some guys. I have been there when the shower was broke, so I wanted a refund and was heading down to Mills.

The young girl begged me to stay, so I did and got a great 30min back rub and 20min flip with a very HE. Some of the girls will only give HJ (I give a. 20tip) , one that is thin / taller will let you bend her in many positions and finish with a BJ / HJ that is killer (.40. 60 tip)

Also, never enter the front door. Always park out back and use the rear entrance.

Be Safe,

Surf Out!

My recent visit was a complete waste of time. The massage was way below average and no extras at all. I went in the early afternoon and entered from the door on Colonial and not from the back-could it have been the entrance or time of day?

[CjXoccer263]

Can you provide a LINK?

For T in Lake Mary? You can find her on C'List.

I had same experience as others. First time, didn't leave happy. But looking back it was certainly available. She did all but come out and ask me if I was interested. (I was a newbie and only looking for a legit massage at that point.) Massage was relaxing but light, so I almost didn't go back. But a couple months later, I needed a quick massage and she was available. That time, it was very apparent what I needed a couple minutes after the flip. She handled it well.

8 for H.

Good light massage.

Ending is average to good.

Mature, but in good shape. She exercises every morning.

My only complaint is she doesn't do enough follow through on the ending.

All in all, I recommend if you are in the area and don't want an AMP.

[Jjack6677]

So It was Saturday night and I had been working the weekend, Got off really late around 9:30 and didn't have many options, so I figured I'd brave the trip to MBS on Colonial, I got there and I saw 2 cars one outback and one on the side but the entrance was lighted and all but I didn't see any lights on inside besides a tiny lamp so I figure they only have one provider on hand and maybe the other car is a monger whose inside. There is also a massage place next door to MBS but I have heard bad things anyways, I figured let's go to Lavender, after another 10 mins I got there and parked in the rear, ample parking in the rear BTW and also has a rear entrance which I like. Anyways I get there and I saw this Asian woman in her 30's on the phone outside, I park my car and she leads me inside, I pay her 60 for the hour which is an ongoing special. I have always been a hygiene freak when it comes to towels etc at such places (you hear things) anyways I went inside and I opted for a shower first. Amazing shower was had, plenty of attention to the boys and Jr was at full attention by the end of the shower. After that she cleaned me off and even gave me a new towel which I usually have to ask for, now on to the massage, I had slight lower back pain so I told her hard massage and I let her do her routine, I really enjoyed the massage, I usually don't like to roam mid massage because I do enjoy the massage and she definitely hit all the right spots, plenty of teasing, plenty of sitting on my legs or back and just worked me like a pro. After nearly 45 mins she asks me to flip and I just opted for a regular he with roaming, very nice he, not mechanical at all, she hit all the right spots and brought me to a crescendo and very playful throughout. I am sure more could have been had but it was 11 already and I had to get home, Amazing experience overall I will repeat for sure.

My recent visit was a complete waste of time. The massage was way below average and no extras at all. I went in the early afternoon and entered from the door on Colonial and not from the back-could it have been the entrance or time of day?

[Timy1979]

I had a dream that I went to meet Bodyworks Heather today. Called and drove to the location and then called her repeatedly with no answer. So In my dream I decided to fly my magic carpet to Lake Mary to meet Teresa. I arrived at her abode and she is pretty old. To old for me but I decided what the heck. Started on my back, she was very nice and we had good conversation. She teased the red rooster and his two walnuts quite a bit, and then on the flip the red rooster was not taken care of. She leaves the room and tells me to wash off, I asked her to come back in the room and help make my red rooster make a noise. She went ahead and played with my red rooster till he was very happy. Nice lady but I don't think I would want to dream of this again. Eighty soda cans worth of damage.

Can you provide a LINK?

[Prima Nocta]

I posted a couple weeks back about non asian mp. I was wondering if there any white mps in the Orlando, Info is greatly appreciated.

[Sex Xes]

I visited what I believe is a new spa on West Colonial called Hong Spa. It's between Asian Flowers (obt) and I-4. I will have to claim bait and switch. I was greeted by a very pretty and young (probably 25, and I know Asians look younger). She took me by the hand, led me to the room and asked me to undress. I get ready and lay down, then a totally different girl comes in. She's older and pudgier. Not nice. Will not repeat.

You have to ask when you go in who is giving the massage. Don't let them say. Oh nice girl, young you will like. Ask to see the girl. If you don't like her you can ask if anyone else is available. Tell them you want to try someone new. This of course infers that you have been there before. Or look in your wallet and tell them you don't have as much cash as you thought you did and you will return later.

[Fllooking69]

Went to NT to try out Lucy since she has been getting good reviews on here. She has a good body but not so attractive in the face. Paid 60 at the door and she led me to the room. Massage was average at best but she does allow roaming and lifts dress up and down to allow full access to body. She does have a great ass and flip was standard finish. Tipped 40 and she asked for 20 more but I lied and said that was all I had. She said she normally gets 40 for half hour and 60 for full. All in all a standard time but not sure I would go back as she wasnt that attractive