Massage Parlor Reports

**TheeeGentleman** · 03-29-13 23:21

Went there again this week as I find this place is consistent at giving a really good 1 hr massage and leaving happy. Not thrilled, but happy, and for $1 total.

**Magnet69** · 03-29-13 17:19

Recently stopped by LuXsa on Kirkman and drew Andrea. She is a tall, thin redhead who has 25 tats. After entering room, tips were immediately suggested .50-with clothes .75-topless .100 bottomless. A lot of restrictions, lack luster massage (if you can even call it a massage). Totally turned me off. All I wanted to do was get the he- out. She is a nice person who shouldn't be in this line of work. As mentioned before, YMMV. I will not repeat. Got the vibe that this place is out to rip off people. Can't see it lasting long. Just my 2 cents.

**Member #4882** · 03-29-13 13:20

They are not samrt enough to trust. I would stay away. They are dumb enough to use the same Blue Moon Photos, LE will be all over them.

Originally Posted by Fellow Guy [View Original Post]

There's another new place that has opened downtown. From the photos, it looks like the same setup as the Blue Moon that opened in Altamonte Springs last year. I gave it a try. I didn't see any of the girls that I remember from the Blue Moon Spa (I saw 3 different girls altogether) , but the I definitely remember the bottom photo in the new ad being in the Blue Moon ads.

I found out that it just opened today. It was a little hard to find and in a weird place on the side of a building. Luckily I called first and the girl gave me very good directions and I ended up exactly where I should. I drew a woman named Madison. Very nice bolt-ons. I opted for the 30-minute session and had a very wonderful time. I will repeat. $60 for 30 minutes plus tip.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ted-25/7459464

**OrlandoJ** · 03-29-13 09:27

Originally Posted by Fellow Guy [View Original Post]

There's another new place that has opened downtown. From the photos, it looks like the same setup as the Blue Moon that opened in Altamonte Springs last year. I gave it a try. I didn't see any of the girls that I remember from the Blue Moon Spa (I saw 3 different girls altogether) , but the I definitely remember the bottom photo in the new ad being in the Blue Moon ads.

I found out that it just opened today. It was a little hard to find and in a weird place on the side of a building. Luckily I called first and the girl gave me very good directions and I ended up exactly where I should. I drew a woman named Madison. Very nice bolt-ons. I opted for the 30-minute session and had a very wonderful time. I will repeat. $60 for 30 minutes plus tip.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ted-25/7459464

FG,

Did you by chance get to see if either of the bottom two girls were there? I ask because they have been posting (seperately) in Seminole Cty. The BP post from yesterday have been pulled but the headless girl was saying she was in Lake Mary and the 3 pic goes by Lynn and she is in Sanford / Lake Mary. I was trying to get some time to see either but Lynn's posts drew some red flags. A few months ago she was posting 1 hr for $$ and not budging off her rates and now she is posting 1 hr for $.

I just wanted to find out if they worked out of the mp or if the mp was stealing pics.

**Fellow Guy** · 03-29-13 00:02

There's another new place that has opened downtown. From the photos, it looks like the same setup as the Blue Moon that opened in Altamonte Springs last year. I gave it a try. I didn't see any of the girls that I remember from the Blue Moon Spa (I saw 3 different girls altogether) , but the I definitely remember the bottom photo in the new ad being in the Blue Moon ads.

I found out that it just opened today. It was a little hard to find and in a weird place on the side of a building. Luckily I called first and the girl gave me very good directions and I ended up exactly where I should. I drew a woman named Madison. Very nice bolt-ons. I opted for the 30-minute session and had a very wonderful time. I will repeat. $60 for 30 minutes plus tip.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ted-25/7459464

**Fellow Guy** · 03-28-13 23:55

Originally Posted by OtisC [View Original Post]

Coming to Orlando. Staying in Lake Buena Vista off I4 & 535. Any fun massage places nearby. Time is an issue so I need something close. Or one thats open way late. Looking forward to some sun & fun.

Thanks

Eastern Massage on 535 and 536. I didn't necessarily like it because they rushed through a 30 minute session in 15 minutes or less. Most folks feel that the girls are hot. There are several reviews in the last 2 weeks. It's very close to I-4 & 535.

Stay safe

**OtisC** · 03-28-13 12:45

Coming to Orlando. Staying in Lake Buena Vista off I4 & 535. Any fun massage places nearby. Time is an issue so I need something close. Or one thats open way late. Looking forward to some sun & fun.

Thanks

**Jjack6677** · 03-28-13 11:43

Originally Posted by Jimhatz [View Original Post]

I decided to check out Lavander hoping that I would draw the right girl for a nice ending. Well I got the wrong girl. This was probably the worse time in my history of going to AMP. What a waste of money. The massage was a lite rub. I tried to talk to her but act like she did not understand anything. On the flip I tried to touch her and she said no and then around 45 mins she said all done. I said your ad said $60 / hr. So said no so I asked if she was going to make me happy and she say no. So I just said fine and got dressed. She knew she was not going to get a tip as I showed her their ad on CL advertising $60 / hr + free TS. I will never go back here again unless I know for a fact that she is not there. She said her name was shasa.

Your experience was exactly the same as mine! I did ask her name but most likely it might have been the same person. Definitely not worthwhile toftt again!

**Jimhatz** · 03-28-13 07:17

Originally Posted by SW Surfer [View Original Post]

Lavender. Hit and Miss.

This place is a roll of the nice for some guys. I have been there when the shower was broke, so I wanted a refund and was heading down to Mills.

The young girl begged me to stay, so I did and got a great 30min back rub and 20min flip with a very HE. Some of the girls will only give HJ (I give a. 20tip) , one that is thin / taller will let you bend her in many positions and finish with a BJ / HJ that is killer (.40. 60 tip)

Also, never enter the front door. Always park out back and use the rear entrance.

Be Safe,

Surf Out!

I decided to check out Lavander hoping that I would draw the right girl for a nice ending. Well I got the wrong girl. This was probably the worse time in my history of going to AMP. What a waste of money. The massage was a lite rub. I tried to talk to her but act like she did not understand anything. On the flip I tried to touch her and she said no and then around 45 mins she said all done. I said your ad said $60 / hr. So said no so I asked if she was going to make me happy and she say no. So I just said fine and got dressed. She knew she was not going to get a tip as I showed her their ad on CL advertising $60 / hr + free TS. I will never go back here again unless I know for a fact that she is not there. She said her name was shasa.

**TopGun9181** · 03-27-13 14:20

Saw Mya again over the weekend. She keeps getting better every visit. Treat her right guys and you will be reworded. Awesome Massage AWESOME finish.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...by-mya/6600440

**Tasteless** · 03-27-13 09:50

Originally Posted by Tasteless [View Original Post]

Alright man I have never reviewed Eastern Massage on this site since I have done it on another but I am going to copy paste my review, because I feel like the amount of upsell bullshit that goes on this place is amazing, these damn women are empowered by dumb tourists who give in to their bullshit. Anyways here is my review of when I went there a while back.

Price use to be $ 60 for 30 mins and $ 80 for 60 mins, which is pretty much standard and what they say in older reviews but when I got there they said and showed me a little cardboard placard with the new pricing which is 10$ more for both options. Clean place but kind of expensive and they do upsell so be careful.

Okay so now for the nitty and gritty, I called in about an hour and half before getting there and when I did I ended up having to wait 30 minutes cause the girl was running late, after she got there she said she can only do a 30 minute since she has a appointment in a bit, I had already been waiting and this wasn't the best news but I decided to cut my losses and just move on with it, the woman was cute and she gave a decent massage and on the flip she asked if I wanted "that" kind of massage and after some attempts at upselling for full nude / half nude etc I agreed on a HE half nude for 60, by this time I was kind of turned off and the HE took a little longer than normal but she didn't give up and finally we got there. She cleaned me up with a hot towel and off I went. One thing I didn't like was the receptionist, she totally ignored the fact that I called ahead and made an appointment and didn't give me change for my 100 until the massage was done after which I had to ask her for change explaining how I didn't get an hour and I was owed 40 bucks but then she said that's between me and masseuse and I was kind of offended cause I was nice enough to wait for the masseuse and after some awkward gawking back and forth, I did the simple math for them and and It obviously was a 30 min massage, she finally got the masseuse and we figured it out and she gave me my change but that definitely left me sour cause of the way she treated me even after I was super accommodating and understanding of the situation. I probably would go back but I'd be wary of this kind of thing.

Looking back I never did end up going back but for good reason. This place is there just to rip off the tourists in the area, plenty of other places to have fun at but if you do go stick to your guns when they try to upsell and you'll be fine.

Forgot to mention I paid 60 roses for the half hr and another 60 for full nude he, which is still kinda expensive imo. Happy hunting hope this helped.

**Tasteless** · 03-26-13 22:24

Originally Posted by Meke 395 [View Original Post]

Tried this place out myself recently. The girl at the front desk is cute, and will be one of the reasons I come back. Although the girls may not be as hot as Tampa, from my experience, they are the hottest in Orlando. Drew Lilly, spoke pretty good english. Small firm C's, looks 25ish in the dark, but probably closer to 30. Paid for the hour and yes I was out in 30min, and I'm a guy that when I ask for the hour I try to extend it as much as possible. Massage was not really good. Hr $90, gave her $100 never got my change. I was going to tip the receptionist the $10 anyways but damn let me at least give it, don't just take it. Not full serv, which is fine by me. I was quoted 120 and 160. And that's that.

Alright man I have never reviewed Eastern Massage on this site since I have done it on another but I am going to copy paste my review, because I feel like the amount of upsell bullshit that goes on this place is amazing, these damn women are empowered by dumb tourists who give in to their bullshit. Anyways here is my review of when I went there a while back.

Price use to be $ 60 for 30 mins and $ 80 for 60 mins, which is pretty much standard and what they say in older reviews but when I got there they said and showed me a little cardboard placard with the new pricing which is 10$ more for both options. Clean place but kind of expensive and they do upsell so be careful.

Okay so now for the nitty and gritty, I called in about an hour and half before getting there and when I did I ended up having to wait 30 minutes cause the girl was running late, after she got there she said she can only do a 30 minute since she has a appointment in a bit, I had already been waiting and this wasn't the best news but I decided to cut my losses and just move on with it, the woman was cute and she gave a decent massage and on the flip she asked if I wanted "that" kind of massage and after some attempts at upselling for full nude / half nude etc I agreed on a HE half nude for 60, by this time I was kind of turned off and the HE took a little longer than normal but she didn't give up and finally we got there. She cleaned me up with a hot towel and off I went. One thing I didn't like was the receptionist, she totally ignored the fact that I called ahead and made an appointment and didn't give me change for my 100 until the massage was done after which I had to ask her for change explaining how I didn't get an hour and I was owed 40 bucks but then she said that's between me and masseuse and I was kind of offended cause I was nice enough to wait for the masseuse and after some awkward gawking back and forth, I did the simple math for them and and It obviously was a 30 min massage, she finally got the masseuse and we figured it out and she gave me my change but that definitely left me sour cause of the way she treated me even after I was super accommodating and understanding of the situation. I probably would go back but I'd be wary of this kind of thing.

Looking back I never did end up going back but for good reason. This place is there just to rip off the tourists in the area, plenty of other places to have fun at but if you do go stick to your guns when they try to upsell and you'll be fine.

**Tasteless** · 03-26-13 22:17

Originally Posted by Jjack6677 [View Original Post]

My recent visit was a complete waste of time. The massage was way below average and no extras at all. I went in the early afternoon and entered from the door on Colonial and not from the back-could it have been the entrance or time of day?

Hmm depends on what vibe you give off and how you talk as well. I am very playful and flirty not always touchy feely but flirty always works and suggestions are always awesome too, but in the end, if all else fails, grab her hand and put it on junior, I doubt anyone would deny a simple HE unless they think you are LE in which case you failed in the conversation bit.

**HomerSimp** · 03-26-13 12:42

Going to get 4R for a late lunch today, and I've done everything (including cosmos) on that side of 17-92, so trying something new. Loucia or Patricia? PM details or just post your recommendations.

**Meke 395** · 03-26-13 11:55

Originally Posted by Fellow Guy [View Original Post]

I decided to take the plunge and try Eastern. I was actually able to take advantage of a 4-hand option. The girls are cute, probably 8 on the AMP scale. They are not a hot as the girls at Ocean back in the day. The Ocean girls were 9. Service in Tampa is always much better. There are true 10s down in Tampa as well (Yoshiko).

I have NEVER been more rushed by any AMP. The rush was truly disappointing. The girls are not super-hot. I will not return.

Tried this place out myself recently. The girl at the front desk is cute, and will be one of the reasons I come back. Although the girls may not be as hot as Tampa, from my experience, they are the hottest in Orlando. Drew Lilly, spoke pretty good english. Small firm C's, looks 25ish in the dark, but probably closer to 30. Paid for the hour and yes I was out in 30min, and I'm a guy that when I ask for the hour I try to extend it as much as possible. Massage was not really good. Hr $90, gave her $100 never got my change. I was going to tip the receptionist the $10 anyways but damn let me at least give it, don't just take it. Not full serv, which is fine by me. I was quoted 120 and 160. And that's that.