Escort Reports

**Eflow68** · 03-28-13 07:22

Insults? I did not see any insults in those statements did you Lima? I am not offended in the least bit.

So here is a report then. Tammy off the site naughty reviews set up an appoint a week in advance she emailed throughout the week to confirm. I head out to Lehigh the day of called several times she doesn't call back. I send a pissed off text about wasting my time and she texts back that she had an emergency. No common courtesy to let me know before driving out to that shitbox known as Lehigh Acres. I know Lima's friend there banging her and stole my appointment. So even though her reviews are very good never again for me. Also the economy must be looking up because these girls are not answering phone or returning calls so I must assume they are busy and don't need the business.

**LimaBean** · 03-27-13 20:23

Originally Posted by TyroneW [View Original Post]

Lima and Eflow, why not take your discussion elsewhere? I'm sure you can message one another in private. The board is (I think) for exchanging information, not insults.

I guess you probably could have PM'd us instead of makin your remarks public, too. Thanks, but I already have a daddy.

**TyroneW** · 03-27-13 19:18

Lima and Eflow, why not take your discussion elsewhere? I'm sure you can message one another in private. The board is (I think) for exchanging information, not insults.

**LimaBean** · 03-27-13 15:32

Originally Posted by LimaBean [View Original Post]

If you and your mama want to inbreed, that's one thing. Using her tooth to open bottles, though, is just plain disrespectful. She ought to wash your mouth out with my cum. Only after she's slurped all over my cock and I've nutted in her mouth of course.

BTW, where the fuck have your reports been? You haven't said much for quite a while. Is the reason for the lack of reports that you've decided that banging your mother day in and day out is all you want any more?

**LimaBean** · 03-27-13 15:28

Originally Posted by Eflow68 [View Original Post]

We sure are going to miss that one tooth she had front and center but thanks to your generosity Lima she was able to get that pulled. Guess I will just have to buy a bottle opener for my beer now. Come on Lima help a brother out got a spare bottle opener.

If you and your mama want to inbreed, that's one thing. Using her tooth to open bottles, though, is just plain disrespectful. She ought to wash your mouth out with my cum. Only after she's slurped all over my cock and I've nutted in her mouth of course.

**Eflow68** · 03-27-13 04:39

Originally Posted by LimaBean [View Original Post]

Just the thought of your mom without her teeth just made me cream my pants. If only she'd leave her teeth in all the time, I might be able to resist her charms. But noooo, she's always got to look so sexy with that toothless grin, dammit, and the. I can't help myself.

We sure are going to miss that one tooth she had front and center but thanks to your generosity Lima she was able to get that pulled. Guess I will just have to buy a bottle opener for my beer now. Come on Lima help a brother out got a spare bottle opener.

**LimaBean** · 03-25-13 07:59

Originally Posted by Eflow68 [View Original Post]

That's why Lima likes my Mom so much no teeth. Just a little less risky.

Just the thought of your mom without her teeth just made me cream my pants. If only she'd leave her teeth in all the time, I might be able to resist her charms. But noooo, she's always got to look so sexy with that toothless grin, dammit, and the. I can't help myself.

**Eflow68** · 03-25-13 06:16

Originally Posted by LimaBean [View Original Post]

Well, I've never been as smart as you, Lurker. I'm usually too focused on nutting to think about someone going rocky mountain oyster on me. (grin) You're absolutely right to think of those things because you don't always know what girl is going to go bat shit on you.

That's why Lima likes my Mom so much no teeth. Just a little less risky.

**LimaBean** · 03-23-13 17:51

Originally Posted by Lurker 2009 [View Original Post]

Well, if you think about it, besides all of the well known risks us mongers take, there is that risk. I have often thought about whether it is wise to have a drugged out nothing-to-lose chick slurp my ball sack into her mouth. Some of the women we meet are sleep deprived, sick (in several ways) , mentally unstabled, and we trust them with our family jewels.

That is why I try to be as nice as possible to the working girls.

Well, I've never been as smart as you, Lurker. I'm usually too focused on nutting to think about someone going rocky mountain oyster on me. (grin) You're absolutely right to think of those things because you don't always know what girl is going to go bat shit on you.

**Lurker 2009** · 03-23-13 02:02

Originally Posted by LimaBean [View Original Post]

http://www.nbc-2.com/story/21766446/...-mans-genitals

Well, if you think about it, besides all of the well known risks us mongers take, there is that risk. I have often thought about whether it is wise to have a drugged out nothing-to-lose chick slurp my ball sack into her mouth. Some of the women we meet are sleep deprived, sick (in several ways) , mentally unstabled, and we trust them with our family jewels.

That is why I try to be as nice as possible to the working girls.

**LimaBean** · 03-22-13 11:14

http://www.nbc-2.com/story/21766446/...-mans-genitals

**Skintology** · 01-17-13 10:41

Originally Posted by CaveDragon [View Original Post]

Maya is without dought the best in the business what with her many skills, her intellignet conversations, her looks, which are better than her pics which I might ad are all her and not touched up. She changes pics often and just keeps lookin better all the time. I have seen her since last December on a weekly or more basis. She loves what she does and it shows in her preformance. I can't say enough good things about her and Maya, I'll see you soon. Lov ya LOL.

Thanks for the PM. She has gone UTR since Travslist went down, seems to have plenty of regulars. Strongly prefers regulars. Doesn't advertise anymore, that's why you cannot find her. I have her phone number and will share (with her permission). She is still my ATF, for sure. She has a very special imagination so it never gets boring with her.

**Keep50** · 01-02-13 13:19

Agree with your review. She has a couple yappy little dogs, but she can make them disappear for the duration.

A nice agreeable type of gal.

Originally Posted by Yung501 [View Original Post]

http://fortmyers.backpage.com/Female...tes-39/5905613

Have seen this lady twice she is hot very much fun and is really into making sure you have a very nice time. DFK, BBJCIM, FIV, DATY, nice breasts that enjoy lots of attention highly recomend her skills.

**Jackblack76** · 01-01-13 15:57

Originally Posted by Don3390 [View Original Post]

Last night I was shopping BP site when I came a cross Bree, I called her but no answer, I decided to call it for the night and go to sleep, Today I'm at work and I get this text msg saying Hi, at first I did not remember, but then it click to me that it was Bree texting me, asking if I wanted to see her, she even sent a few pictures, I find it strange so I respond by saying yes I want to see you, but How MUCH fun are you looking for? She was not getting that I was asking for rate, so I ended up calling her to find out. Has any one seen her? Or am I looking too much into it?

Thanks in advance for the help.

Don.

http://fortmyers.backpage.com/Female...ial-26/7595817

My friend spent some time with Bree. She offered to send pictures via SMS during the first phone conversation. Communication for meeting set up continued via text. The images are real and my friend had a very pleasant time. There was a lot of laid back chat prior to having fun. Even then, she did not rush. According to my friend, Bree has some skin spots that could be related to meth. And she does look a bit more beat up than her images, but my friend would repeat due to quality of service.

**Joenct** · 11-06-12 20:39

Originally Posted by Yung501 [View Original Post]

http://fortmyers.backpage.com/Female...tes-39/5905613

Have seen this lady twice she is hot very much fun and is really into making sure you have a very nice time. DFK, BBJCIM, FIV, DATY, nice breasts that enjoy lots of attention highly recomend her skills.

Staying in naples this week, what was the damage. You can pm me if you want thanks