Escort Reports

[LimaBean]

Didn't mean to intervene in some fun.

No worries. Even though I rarely go to MP's, I appreciate your posts. Keep paying your lawn guy so you have more stories to tell. (Grin)

[TyroneW]

Eflow, the only insult from you that I can't shake is your very existence. Other than that, I'm good.

Tyrone, from a techical perspective, I agree with what you wrote yesterday. However, Eflow and I post a fairly good amount of good intel that benefits many in the mongering community. If it really bugs you that we cut up once in a while, just ignore all our posts. I don think anyone else really groans when they see there's a new post from Eflow or me and think,"Shit, this is probably another collosal waste of time if I read this.". To the contrary, most of our posts are good intel that people use time and again, and I for one am happy to share so I can help my fellow mongers. I think your remark yesterday would have been better if it had been reserved for someone who doesn't ever really post much of value.

If you have a response and want not to continue to be a hypocrite, you can PM me with your thoughts.

Didn't mean to intervene in some fun.

[DSpade]

I think LimaBean and Eflow are adding value with their banter, even if it isn't directly related to a report. When I read what someone here writes about an experience with a particular girl, I try to imagine myself in the situation they're describing. Would I react the way they did? Would I make the same choices, or form the same opinions?

Honestly, the more you know about a guy's personality, the more insight you can gain from what he contributes here. If Eflow were to describe a meeting where a girl really got him angry, I might wonder if she's really all that bitchy, or maybe he's just super touchy and can't handle a joke. These past few posts kind of show me that he does, in fact, have a good sense of humor and doesn't go ballistic over little things, and that'd tell me something about his report that I couldn't have otherwise known, and that would have a direct impact on whether or not I chose to see the girl he's writing about.

Also, it injects a little personality into the forum, which I think is a good thing as well. That helps make this a community, rather than a collection of user-submitted documents. We're guys. Developing friendships between guys usually include some beer, a few punches, some name-calling, and references to someone fucking someone else's mother. That's like, what we do. I'm all for it, provided the signal-to-noise ratio stays high.

[LimaBean]

Insults? I did not see any insults in those statements did you Lima? I am not offended in the least bit.

So here is a report then. Tammy off the site naughty reviews set up an appoint a week in advance she emailed throughout the week to confirm. I head out to Lehigh the day of called several times she doesn't call back. I send a pissed off text about wasting my time and she texts back that she had an emergency. No common courtesy to let me know before driving out to that shitbox known as Lehigh Acres. I know Lima's friend there banging her and stole my appointment. So even though her reviews are very good never again for me. Also the economy must be looking up because these girls are not answering phone or returning calls so I must assume they are busy and don't need the business.

Eflow, the only insult from you that I can't shake is your very existence. Other than that, I'm good.

Tyrone, from a techical perspective, I agree with what you wrote yesterday. However, Eflow and I post a fairly good amount of good intel that benefits many in the mongering community. If it really bugs you that we cut up once in a while, just ignore all our posts. I don think anyone else really groans when they see there's a new post from Eflow or me and think,"Shit, this is probably another collosal waste of time if I read this.". To the contrary, most of our posts are good intel that people use time and again, and I for one am happy to share so I can help my fellow mongers. I think your remark yesterday would have been better if it had been reserved for someone who doesn't ever really post much of value.

If you have a response and want not to continue to be a hypocrite, you can PM me with your thoughts.

[Eflow68]

Insults? I did not see any insults in those statements did you Lima? I am not offended in the least bit.

So here is a report then. Tammy off the site naughty reviews set up an appoint a week in advance she emailed throughout the week to confirm. I head out to Lehigh the day of called several times she doesn't call back. I send a pissed off text about wasting my time and she texts back that she had an emergency. No common courtesy to let me know before driving out to that shitbox known as Lehigh Acres. I know Lima's friend there banging her and stole my appointment. So even though her reviews are very good never again for me. Also the economy must be looking up because these girls are not answering phone or returning calls so I must assume they are busy and don't need the business.

[LimaBean]

Lima and Eflow, why not take your discussion elsewhere? I'm sure you can message one another in private. The board is (I think) for exchanging information, not insults.

I guess you probably could have PM'd us instead of makin your remarks public, too. Thanks, but I already have a daddy.

[TyroneW]

Lima and Eflow, why not take your discussion elsewhere? I'm sure you can message one another in private. The board is (I think) for exchanging information, not insults.

[LimaBean]

If you and your mama want to inbreed, that's one thing. Using her tooth to open bottles, though, is just plain disrespectful. She ought to wash your mouth out with my cum. Only after she's slurped all over my cock and I've nutted in her mouth of course.

BTW, where the fuck have your reports been? You haven't said much for quite a while. Is the reason for the lack of reports that you've decided that banging your mother day in and day out is all you want any more?

[LimaBean]

We sure are going to miss that one tooth she had front and center but thanks to your generosity Lima she was able to get that pulled. Guess I will just have to buy a bottle opener for my beer now. Come on Lima help a brother out got a spare bottle opener.

If you and your mama want to inbreed, that's one thing. Using her tooth to open bottles, though, is just plain disrespectful. She ought to wash your mouth out with my cum. Only after she's slurped all over my cock and I've nutted in her mouth of course.

[Eflow68]

Just the thought of your mom without her teeth just made me cream my pants. If only she'd leave her teeth in all the time, I might be able to resist her charms. But noooo, she's always got to look so sexy with that toothless grin, dammit, and the. I can't help myself.

We sure are going to miss that one tooth she had front and center but thanks to your generosity Lima she was able to get that pulled. Guess I will just have to buy a bottle opener for my beer now. Come on Lima help a brother out got a spare bottle opener.

[LimaBean]

That's why Lima likes my Mom so much no teeth. Just a little less risky.

Just the thought of your mom without her teeth just made me cream my pants. If only she'd leave her teeth in all the time, I might be able to resist her charms. But noooo, she's always got to look so sexy with that toothless grin, dammit, and the. I can't help myself.

[Eflow68]

Well, I've never been as smart as you, Lurker. I'm usually too focused on nutting to think about someone going rocky mountain oyster on me. (grin) You're absolutely right to think of those things because you don't always know what girl is going to go bat shit on you.

That's why Lima likes my Mom so much no teeth. Just a little less risky.

[LimaBean]

Well, if you think about it, besides all of the well known risks us mongers take, there is that risk. I have often thought about whether it is wise to have a drugged out nothing-to-lose chick slurp my ball sack into her mouth. Some of the women we meet are sleep deprived, sick (in several ways) , mentally unstabled, and we trust them with our family jewels.

That is why I try to be as nice as possible to the working girls.

Well, I've never been as smart as you, Lurker. I'm usually too focused on nutting to think about someone going rocky mountain oyster on me. (grin) You're absolutely right to think of those things because you don't always know what girl is going to go bat shit on you.

[Lurker 2009]

http://www.nbc-2.com/story/21766446/...-mans-genitals

Well, if you think about it, besides all of the well known risks us mongers take, there is that risk. I have often thought about whether it is wise to have a drugged out nothing-to-lose chick slurp my ball sack into her mouth. Some of the women we meet are sleep deprived, sick (in several ways) , mentally unstabled, and we trust them with our family jewels.

That is why I try to be as nice as possible to the working girls.

[LimaBean]

http://www.nbc-2.com/story/21766446/...-mans-genitals