Escort Reports

**LimaBean** · 04-17-13 15:37

Originally Posted by Rontal [View Original Post]

Maya The Snake Charmer

Well I finaly got a chance to see Maya the Snake Charmer I have not seen a ad on any sites for about a year the I went to.

http://www.

Com / escort. S-white-female And I saw a review on her with all the info on it So I called her and set up a time she was really nice on the phone so Iwent to see her, real nice girl very plesent personality looks just like her picture maybe 10 lbs heaver after ten min, with her you`ll know why they call her the snake charmer she takes her time charming your snake and boy your snake likes it a lot too, I have herd about her for the last couple of years but was never able to see her all I can say is WOW her rates are great for the 1/2 hr and for 1 hour trust me you will go back for more, yes yes CIM all her info in on that site no you do not have to be a member to see reveiws on the site when you see her tell her Ron sent you.

ENJOY

Maya is a great gal. My friend saw her quite a while ago. He's tried setting up times with her on occasion since then, but schedules haven't lined up.

She has fabulous oral skills and has a nice set of knockers to fuck. The downsides are that she can be a bit too chatty, DFK wasn't great because her skills lack in that area and she had smoke breath, and CG was boring. If you skip the DFK and CFS and stick to the oral and tittyfucking, she's one of the best.

**Rontal** · 04-17-13 09:55

Maya The Snake Charmer

Well I finaly got a chance to see Maya the Snake Charmer I have not seen a ad on any sites for about a year the I went to http://www.. Com / escort. S-white-female And I saw a review on her with all the info on it So I called her and set up a time she was really nice on the phone so Iwent to see her, real nice girl very plesent personality looks just like her picture maybe 10 lbs heaver after ten min, with her you`ll know why they call her the snake charmer she takes her time charming your snake and boy your snake likes it a lot too, I have herd about her for the last couple of years but was never able to see her all I can say is WOW her rates are great for the 1/2 hr and for 1 hour trust me you will go back for more, yes yes CIM all her info in on that site no you do not have to be a member to see reveiws on the site when you see her tell her Ron sent you.

ENJOY

**LimaBean** · 04-16-13 11:58

BBBJ with teeth, DATY. Mish, doggie, CFS. Very clean and dressed up nice and sexy.

Repeat? Yes.

**Hot For Fun** · 04-12-13 13:44

In my latest erotic dream, I visited Sasha who lives in the general Bayshore and old 41 area. Called, set up a convenient time, then visited. Her place is an old mobile home, a little off the beaten path. BBBJ, DATY, and more are offered. She does not permit CIM. Overall, a decent experience; but I have had better fantasies in the past. She occasionally posts on the NR site. Donation is shown in her ad.

**Smiling Fox** · 04-10-13 11:49

There is alot of money here in SW Fla, and I will gaurentee that this lady is getting hits.

There is a whole slew of VIP ladies, out there. Yes Miami, want to try Boca. I have met them, never paid the price, but dam they look amazing. Those ladies are VIP, but in the end, meat is just meat, and getting off is just getting off. It is a diminishing value service, meaning after your done, she is basically valueless, so, pay first. LOL.

Be safe out there,

Smiling Fox, ; }

**Member #4063** · 04-02-13 11:31

Don't know if you guys ever look at Eros, but there is an escort there that is outcall and 2. 5 hours required for $1, 200. Not sure what planet some of these providers are on, but this one and the $500+ per hour Miami ladies are probably not going to make our all star team here in SWFL.

Jack

**LimaBean** · 03-29-13 08:47

Originally Posted by TyroneW [View Original Post]

Didn't mean to intervene in some fun.

No worries. Even though I rarely go to MP's, I appreciate your posts. Keep paying your lawn guy so you have more stories to tell. (Grin)

**TyroneW** · 03-28-13 20:03

Originally Posted by LimaBean [View Original Post]

Eflow, the only insult from you that I can't shake is your very existence. Other than that, I'm good.

Tyrone, from a techical perspective, I agree with what you wrote yesterday. However, Eflow and I post a fairly good amount of good intel that benefits many in the mongering community. If it really bugs you that we cut up once in a while, just ignore all our posts. I don think anyone else really groans when they see there's a new post from Eflow or me and think,"Shit, this is probably another collosal waste of time if I read this.". To the contrary, most of our posts are good intel that people use time and again, and I for one am happy to share so I can help my fellow mongers. I think your remark yesterday would have been better if it had been reserved for someone who doesn't ever really post much of value.

If you have a response and want not to continue to be a hypocrite, you can PM me with your thoughts.

Didn't mean to intervene in some fun.

**DSpade** · 03-28-13 10:42

I think LimaBean and Eflow are adding value with their banter, even if it isn't directly related to a report. When I read what someone here writes about an experience with a particular girl, I try to imagine myself in the situation they're describing. Would I react the way they did? Would I make the same choices, or form the same opinions?

Honestly, the more you know about a guy's personality, the more insight you can gain from what he contributes here. If Eflow were to describe a meeting where a girl really got him angry, I might wonder if she's really all that bitchy, or maybe he's just super touchy and can't handle a joke. These past few posts kind of show me that he does, in fact, have a good sense of humor and doesn't go ballistic over little things, and that'd tell me something about his report that I couldn't have otherwise known, and that would have a direct impact on whether or not I chose to see the girl he's writing about.

Also, it injects a little personality into the forum, which I think is a good thing as well. That helps make this a community, rather than a collection of user-submitted documents. We're guys. Developing friendships between guys usually include some beer, a few punches, some name-calling, and references to someone fucking someone else's mother. That's like, what we do. I'm all for it, provided the signal-to-noise ratio stays high.

**LimaBean** · 03-28-13 09:31

Originally Posted by Eflow68 [View Original Post]

Insults? I did not see any insults in those statements did you Lima? I am not offended in the least bit.

So here is a report then. Tammy off the site naughty reviews set up an appoint a week in advance she emailed throughout the week to confirm. I head out to Lehigh the day of called several times she doesn't call back. I send a pissed off text about wasting my time and she texts back that she had an emergency. No common courtesy to let me know before driving out to that shitbox known as Lehigh Acres. I know Lima's friend there banging her and stole my appointment. So even though her reviews are very good never again for me. Also the economy must be looking up because these girls are not answering phone or returning calls so I must assume they are busy and don't need the business.

Eflow, the only insult from you that I can't shake is your very existence. Other than that, I'm good.

Tyrone, from a techical perspective, I agree with what you wrote yesterday. However, Eflow and I post a fairly good amount of good intel that benefits many in the mongering community. If it really bugs you that we cut up once in a while, just ignore all our posts. I don think anyone else really groans when they see there's a new post from Eflow or me and think,"Shit, this is probably another collosal waste of time if I read this.". To the contrary, most of our posts are good intel that people use time and again, and I for one am happy to share so I can help my fellow mongers. I think your remark yesterday would have been better if it had been reserved for someone who doesn't ever really post much of value.

If you have a response and want not to continue to be a hypocrite, you can PM me with your thoughts.

**Eflow68** · 03-28-13 07:22

Insults? I did not see any insults in those statements did you Lima? I am not offended in the least bit.

So here is a report then. Tammy off the site naughty reviews set up an appoint a week in advance she emailed throughout the week to confirm. I head out to Lehigh the day of called several times she doesn't call back. I send a pissed off text about wasting my time and she texts back that she had an emergency. No common courtesy to let me know before driving out to that shitbox known as Lehigh Acres. I know Lima's friend there banging her and stole my appointment. So even though her reviews are very good never again for me. Also the economy must be looking up because these girls are not answering phone or returning calls so I must assume they are busy and don't need the business.

**LimaBean** · 03-27-13 20:23

Originally Posted by TyroneW [View Original Post]

Lima and Eflow, why not take your discussion elsewhere? I'm sure you can message one another in private. The board is (I think) for exchanging information, not insults.

I guess you probably could have PM'd us instead of makin your remarks public, too. Thanks, but I already have a daddy.

**TyroneW** · 03-27-13 19:18

Lima and Eflow, why not take your discussion elsewhere? I'm sure you can message one another in private. The board is (I think) for exchanging information, not insults.

**LimaBean** · 03-27-13 15:32

Originally Posted by LimaBean [View Original Post]

If you and your mama want to inbreed, that's one thing. Using her tooth to open bottles, though, is just plain disrespectful. She ought to wash your mouth out with my cum. Only after she's slurped all over my cock and I've nutted in her mouth of course.

BTW, where the fuck have your reports been? You haven't said much for quite a while. Is the reason for the lack of reports that you've decided that banging your mother day in and day out is all you want any more?

**LimaBean** · 03-27-13 15:28

Originally Posted by Eflow68 [View Original Post]

We sure are going to miss that one tooth she had front and center but thanks to your generosity Lima she was able to get that pulled. Guess I will just have to buy a bottle opener for my beer now. Come on Lima help a brother out got a spare bottle opener.

If you and your mama want to inbreed, that's one thing. Using her tooth to open bottles, though, is just plain disrespectful. She ought to wash your mouth out with my cum. Only after she's slurped all over my cock and I've nutted in her mouth of course.