Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

**Member #4505** · 03-29-13 11:39

Has anyone actually ever met her in person? I have contacted her several times and continually get the runaround.

**PhatDaty** · 03-29-13 10:51

Originally Posted by TexasMonger [View Original Post]

Guys.

I have a curious question, with all these providers posting tons of pictures and ads daily, one might think tha the price of pussy would go down due to the fierce competition and plenty of supply. Also you might think that these providers are always finding ways to improve there services to stay one notch ahead of the competition. Is this the case here?

Honestly, I like to browse through the pictures and frankly as of late I'm getting sick and tired of seeing the same faces again and again. Now if all are nice to look at it is great, but damn, some are truly nauseating.

Cheers.

TM

TM,

I travel pretty extensively, and let me tell you, I am always happy to come home to the Queen City. We have some of the hottest ladies and the most reasonable prices you will find anywhere in the country.

The median price range is $175 for a one hour session with a chick that is hot, and more importantly extremely talented. In fact the current hottest gal is $150HR, and the next best three and there really is not a drop off in talent or looks, is $200, so I am not sure what point you are trying to make.

Given my job, I travel up and down the I-75 / I-71 corridor from Michigan to Florida, and also fly out west regularly, and for a merely average gal, you are starting at $250 to $300 in any other market, and upwarda of $400 to $500 in say Atlanta, Miami, Tampa, Chicago or LA. Of course, Cincinnati also has one of the lowest Cost of Living indexes in the country, so the lower rates are at fair market value, so exactly what more competition do you want? The prices here are VERY fair.

As yo your complaint about "nauseating" provider pics, does your cursor not work? Nobody forces you to peruse the ad section.

PD

**TexasMonger** · 03-28-13 19:20

Guys.

I have a curious question, with all these providers posting tons of pictures and ads daily, one might think tha the price of pussy would go down due to the fierce competition and plenty of supply. Also you might think that these providers are always finding ways to improve there services to stay one notch ahead of the competition. Is this the case here?

Honestly, I like to browse through the pictures and frankly as of late I'm getting sick and tired of seeing the same faces again and again. Now if all are nice to look at it is great, but damn, some are truly nauseating.

Cheers.

TM

**PhatDaty** · 03-27-13 02:04

I have read a few recent disgruntled reviews and General Reports that makes me wonder if some senior member tutelage might come in handy.

1) If you are blessed with the ability to recover quickly and manage more than one pop in a session than most of us, don't book a HHR session, as most women, provider or not, will view 30 minutes or less of sex as a "slam, bam, thank you mam" encounter. If you really are capable of getting multiple pops in 15 minutes or less, be clear, without being profane in your communication with a provider that you are seeking such a session.

2) If you want a GFE, put some effort into your session or roll the dice that your donation is strictly a YMMMV session. Providers are women, first and foremost, and yes, our donation should buy us some measure of our dreams, but a little foreplay or romance will stoke the fire and get get you a high ROI.

3) Tips are great, but believe it or not, most providers are human beings and a thoughtful gift or act of kindness goes a long way. Obviously, if it is an incall, you need to be careful what you carry in, but a box of chocolates, a candle or some other small token will do wonders. If it is an outcall, you can get more creative.

4) Personal Hygiene goes a long way. If you smell like a goat, have cheese crotch, or have the grooming of a Yeti down below, no amount of money is going to help even if the provider is an academy award level actress. Take a friggin shower, use soap, and brush and floss.

5) Try some foreplay. Read a book, Google the word, watch a romantic porn instead of gonzo fetish stuff and learn how to seduce a woman. Take it from a fat, ugly guy, if you know your way around a woman's body, civilian or pro, you get what you put into an encounter. If you can learn how to give a decent massage, caress a woman's body, eat pussy with a modicum of knowledge, it is is just as good as money. Yes, they are in this for business, but if they enjoy the session as much as you do, guess what, your Benjamins are worth more than the other guy's Benjamins all things being equal.

6) Don't be an asshole. That means, show up on time, don't text them 14 times a day and jackoff while you interact with them, or fifty other ways to piss off a provider. Ask whoever your regular is to instruct you and she will fill you in on the tire-kicking shit that gets on most women's nerves, and sets a bad impression before you ever walk in the door and lay that donation on the dresser.

To quote Sean Connery:

"Here endeth the lesson."

**ShellyNineteen** · 03-26-13 20:14

Originally Posted by Admin2 [View Original Post]

That is out-fucking-rageous especially considering the cost of the ads. Oh wait the ads are free.

I'm in South America and the internet was down at the Monger Mansion for 10 hours yesterday.

Shut your pie hole, and post 'I'm sorry and thank you for giving me free ads, ' or I'm banning your User Name.

No I'm not kidding,

A2

Ty for the ads Jackson I did not mean to offend you! Just didn't know why it was taking so long to post

**Admin2** · 03-21-13 02:28

Originally Posted by ShellyNineteen [View Original Post]

It's crazy that when I post an ad that it took 16 hours before it was up? I can understand an hour or two but to post an ad at 8pm and it can't be seen til noon the next day is rediculous!

Has anyone had this problem?

That is out-fucking-rageous especially considering the cost of the ads. Oh wait the ads are free.

I'm in South America and the internet was down at the Monger Mansion for 10 hours yesterday.

Shut your pie hole, and post 'I'm sorry and thank you for giving me free ads, ' ten times or I'm banning your User Name.

No I'm not kidding,

A2

**CoffeeFtw** · 03-20-13 19:43

I think the Admins might be busy with full time careers, hence the delay in the screening process.

BTW are my refrences not holding up or is the fact I'm in a wheelchair that's a dealbreaker Shelley?

Originally Posted by ShellyNineteen [View Original Post]

It's crazy that when I post an ad that it took 16 hours before it was up? I can understand an hour or two but to post an ad at 8pm and it can't be seen til noon the next day is rediculous!

Has anyone had this problem?

**Vilnius** · 03-20-13 14:03

Originally Posted by Caligulaxxx [View Original Post]

Some ladies like it

Aware, but few advertise it, it seems, at least among the ladies who place ads here (again, understandably so) , hence my issue. Weird hangup for a monger, I know.

**Caligulaxxx** · 03-20-13 13:56

Originally Posted by Vilnius [View Original Post]

Random musing: I love doing it, but I never ask for it because I think it makes me look like an asshole. I know some of you hobbyists will shred me for that."Aw, its your money, at least ask for what you want", and that's fair, but this is just one of those things where I feel downright bad about it for whatever reason. (That is, bad about asking for it, not about wanting to do it). I guess it just strikes me as an outrageous request (for some obvious reasons). Am I alone in this?

Some ladies like it

**ShellyNineteen** · 03-20-13 11:58

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**Vilnius** · 03-20-13 10:05

Random musing: I love doing it, but I never ask for it because I think it makes me look like an asshole. I know some of you hobbyists will shred me for that."Aw, its your money, at least ask for what you want", and that's fair, but this is just one of those things where I feel downright bad about it for whatever reason. (That is, bad about asking for it, not about wanting to do it). I guess it just strikes me as an outrageous request (for some obvious reasons). Am I alone in this?

**CoffeeFtw** · 03-18-13 16:58

Or maybe not.

By the way that should read,"The the or Nyet." I don't know why the word filter. I'm crippled not retarded.

Originally Posted by CoffeeFtw [View Original Post]

OK, thinking out loud here but also seeking opinions. If I have it right, for $130 a year you are "verified," and are sometimes available for discounts, depending on the provider.

So, if you are a part-time hobbyist living in a low-traffic area, you pay the same amount as a full-time monger in NYC. That seems a rather obvious disparity in value.

I'm thinking of saving my money, and slowly just build my references. (I have one agency ref and one independent.) If you don't travel / monger cross country, can someone let me know what else I might not be considering? Sorry if this is a topic beaten to death, don't kill the newb.

**CoffeeFtw** · 03-18-13 12:08

OK, thinking out loud here but also seeking opinions. If I have it right, for $130 a year you are "verified," and are sometimes available for discounts, depending on the provider.

So, if you are a part-time hobbyist living in a low-traffic area, you pay the same amount as a full-time monger in NYC. That seems a rather obvious disparity in value.

I'm thinking of saving my money, and slowly just build my references. (I have one agency ref and one independent.) If you don't travel / monger cross country, can someone let me know what else I might not be considering? Sorry if this is a topic beaten to death, don't kill the newb.

**PhatDaty** · 03-12-13 13:33

Originally Posted by Delicious Dawn [View Original Post]

I do not accept this type of behavior.

If I make a scheduled appointment with you, please have the courtesy of showing up.

Today I scheduled with a gentleman who had good references and checked out.

23 minutes after said appointment time he sends me a text saying that the area was too hot. Apparently he seen a cop a block away. What a bs lame excuse.

I told him that he need not ever contact me again. I do not accept this type of behavior and it isn't tolerated.

I will put his handle name / number on any black listed site and will inform the ladies of any gentleman who plays such games with me.

We take time to schedule appt's. We get sitters (some of us) that we must pay. We turn away other appointments. Only to have someone cancel or not show up. It is frustrating and unacceptable.

I will not ever correspond with anyone who does this. You go into the Do Not Answer log.

Please, everyone, be courteous or do not schedule at all.

Thank you, O,

Dawn

Darlin,

First, your PM box is full, and you may want to purge. I did not realize you were ready to do new sessions with your recent strained back. Why didn't you give me a heads up if you were ready to see clients, especially given that some jackwagon cancelled on you? You know I would have dropped whatever I am doing to take his place. Are you ready to go?

-PD

Anyway, touch base when you can. I have a hectic travel schedule for the second part of March, but is some idiot backs out on you, I will pinch hit, if I am in town.

Take care,

PD