Massage Parlor Reports

**LowKeyX** · 03-20-13 00:49

I decided to pass by a new place around Fullerton and Clybourn area today and no luck. .45 for 30 and .60 for the hour. I've been to many other places and usually go off the same tell tale signs. Dimming the lights and the accidental hello to the boys. They MP there seemed to be dressed for the occasion but at the end nothing. Saw some signs of legit massage only which I missed when I first walked in. I was really hoping to find a gem here because the talent is above normal and I found them to be rather cute. 2 asians and one Russian. Tried to do some research on oThER sites but nothing either. Saw some old reviews on diff sites but were rather old and the descriptions on the mps were different from what I saw. Talent here is younger and prettier to the ones I have seen on Lincoln and the one by Diversey. Normally don't ask but if anyone had a better experience here please pm me. Willing to trade info. Thanks for help and happy hunting.

Oh I tried another place on Ashland by the school and it was crap in my opinion. I felt like I got beat up by the end. Left bruiesed and unhappy. Place advertises latinas and asians but never got the latinas.

LK

**Magooski** · 03-19-13 20:41

Originally Posted by Humpfree [View Original Post]

I have called and been to a few Body Rubs. So far so good. I have seen a few I though maybe was a sting. I passed on them. Watch your self. I've always heard if it looks to good to be true, Take your uncle somewhere you been before. Beware Stay Safe

If the Spidey senses say don't do it, then don't. Hotel visits would scare me! So I don't.

**Humpfree** · 03-19-13 10:55

Originally Posted by Vazooli [View Original Post]

I had the need for a woman's touch so I went to my current favorite AMP for some relaxation. I'd seen the woman 3-4 times before and asked for the hh for. 45. She tends to upsell but gives a nice massage. After some intense negotiations, we ended up with this: she partially disrobed north and south and allowed any roaming and sucking that I wanted; she sucked the boys while providing a HJ (one of my faves) and carried on to a HE. There also was some fine teasing and a nice legit massage the extended past the hh (she said we were on "overtime").

Currently in my mind the AMP menu calls for a standard. 40 tip a HE, .60 for CBJ, .80 for BBBJ, and 1. 00 for FS. I try to stick with it because I do not want to unnecessarily inflate prices.

In this case we agreed to. 80 for what did turn out to be a fun experience. But I had to pay upfront (always a buzz kill) so there was no way to back out of what I thought we had agreed on. (And I thought we had agreed on some additional French lessons.) But her English is bad so who knows.

Did I overpay? What is your scale for services?

-Vazooli

I think you wright on track with your prices. 40, .60, .80, .100 I pay the same as you do, Some times a little less. I see a lot of the AMP's I go to lately there are no negotiations, But if you don't tip enough she will have a fit. Last year I was at a AMP where I was a regular had a Great Massage. No ending She said next time, I gave her a. 20 She blocked the door. She was up set, I told her nest time. Anyway I went back there same girl. She asked for tip up front. I told her she better be good. Her English was not the best no sure if she under stood. I gave her. 50 up front seen her 2, 3 time before. Tip up front she really went the extra mile. She been great ever since. I was very lucky. I would say. I read a post that said he tipped her a. 150 HJ. Talk about unnecessarily inflating the prices. That makes it hard for the rest of us.

**Humpfree** · 03-19-13 10:23

Originally Posted by Jovi69 [View Original Post]

I'm not sure if this is a silly question or not but can body rubs be stings? I've seen a few I want to pull the trigger on but I'm concerned my uncle might be in town.

I have called and been to a few Body Rubs. So far so good. I have seen a few I though maybe was a sting. I passed on them. Watch your self. I've always heard if it looks to good to be true, Take your uncle somewhere you been before. Beware Stay Safe

**Humpfree** · 03-19-13 10:14

Originally Posted by JuryDoodie [View Original Post]

Any info on this new spot?

Green Spa. Halsted I think use to be Blueberry Moon Spa

**Jovi69** · 03-19-13 09:16

I'm not sure if this is a silly question or not but can body rubs be stings? I've seen a few I want to pull the trigger on but I'm concerned my uncle might be in town.

**JuryDoodie** · 03-18-13 18:14

Any info on this new spot?

**Vazooli** · 03-18-13 11:41

Originally Posted by Davidonecall [View Original Post]

Hey the scale you are using is just like my. It is right. Sometimes is service is way better then a little more may be in order. That just me.

Yes, my. It be right. And proper. May be in too order. Just me too too.

**Vazooli** · 03-18-13 11:36

Originally Posted by FrenchPrince [View Original Post]

Overpay. It has to be, ghetto service, scale.

Overplay? It would have to have been, secret services to union scales. Right?

**FrenchPrince** · 03-14-13 18:08

Originally Posted by Vazooli [View Original Post]

I had the need for a woman's touch so I went to my current favorite AMP for some relaxation. I'd seen the woman 3-4 times before and asked for the hh for. 45. She tends to upsell but gives a nice massage. After some intense negotiations, we ended up with this: she partially disrobed north and south and allowed any roaming and sucking that I wanted; she sucked the boys while providing a HJ (one of my faves) and carried on to a HE. There also was some fine teasing and a nice legit massage the extended past the hh (she said we were on "overtime").

Currently in my mind the AMP menu calls for a standard. 40 tip a HE, .60 for CBJ, .80 for BBBJ, and 1. 00 for FS. I try to stick with it because I do not want to unnecessarily inflate prices.

In this case we agreed to. 80 for what did turn out to be a fun experience. But I had to pay upfront (always a buzz kill) so there was no way to back out of what I thought we had agreed on. (And I thought we had agreed on some additional French lessons.) But her English is bad so who knows.

Did I overpay? What is your scale for services?

-Vazooli

Overpay. It has to be, ghetto service, scale.

**Humpfree** · 03-14-13 10:12

As I was driving around yesterday. Joliet Road and Willow springs Road. Country Side. There's a tennis Club there. Sign out front Oriental Massage, Underneath it said Looking for Nicole I'm Hear. Anyone know her?

**Hrodebert** · 03-14-13 02:32

So count me in as a monger who checked this place out. I was in that neighborhood today and needed a massage so I went up to the second floor, and nobody was there. I took a seat and, in short order, a pretty, slim young woman (25?) came out of a room and introduced herself as Cindy. She showed me the menu and also offered me the special, .5 for 50 minutes. I took it and followed her to a room. She said, you get ready and take a nap for 5 or 10 minutes. Then Linda (40?) came in as my MT. If Cindy was an 8, Linda was a 5. 5. She proceeded to rub my shoulders and neck, and every time I reached for her leg, she moved out of range. She rubbed, stretched, and dug almost every inch of me, and she had a very nice touch, gentle, firm and erotic. After a while, she had me flip and did the front side equally well. It was a great massage but I left joyless. I gave her a. 2 tip. So I understand Sal's frustration well. When I was leaving, Cindy was sitting at the desk and said, goodbye, come back soon.

**Jsheridan78** · 03-13-13 00:16

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

He must be talking about BD Spa near Devon. There are decent-looking women there but they tend to play hardball with the tips, trying to squeeze you as much as possible (especially if you're a 1st-timer). But reaching into a guy's pants pocket to get more money, that's just unacceptable. My fellow monger would've been better off at Devon Spa nearby; they treat you with respect there and won't stoop to desperation tactics like BD will.

That's the one! Seems like it's getting more and more aggressive there.

**Davidonecall** · 03-12-13 21:42

Originally Posted by Vazooli [View Original Post]

I had the need for a woman's touch so I went to my current favorite AMP for some relaxation. I'd seen the woman 3-4 times before and asked for the hh for. 45. She tends to upsell but gives a nice massage. After some intense negotiations, we ended up with this: she partially disrobed north and south and allowed any roaming and sucking that I wanted; she sucked the boys while providing a HJ (one of my faves) and carried on to a HE. There also was some fine teasing and a nice legit massage the extended past the hh (she said we were on "overtime").

Currently in my mind the AMP menu calls for a standard. 40 tip a HE, .60 for CBJ, .80 for BBBJ, and 1. 00 for FS. I try to stick with it because I do not want to unnecessarily inflate prices.

In this case we agreed to. 80 for what did turn out to be a fun experience. But I had to pay upfront (always a buzz kill) so there was no way to back out of what I thought we had agreed on. (And I thought we had agreed on some additional French lessons.) But her English is bad so who knows.

Did I overpay? What is your scale for services?

-Vazooli

Hey the scale you are using is just like my. It is right. Sometimes is service is way better then a little more may be in order. That just me.

**Jovi69** · 03-12-13 19:17

Originally Posted by Vazooli [View Original Post]

I had the need for a woman's touch so I went to my current favorite AMP for some relaxation. I'd seen the woman 3-4 times before and asked for the hh for. 45. She tends to upsell but gives a nice massage. After some intense negotiations, we ended up with this: she partially disrobed north and south and allowed any roaming and sucking that I wanted; she sucked the boys while providing a HJ (one of my faves) and carried on to a HE. There also was some fine teasing and a nice legit massage the extended past the hh (she said we were on "overtime").

Currently in my mind the AMP menu calls for a standard. 40 tip a HE, .60 for CBJ, .80 for BBBJ, and 1. 00 for FS. I try to stick with it because I do not want to unnecessarily inflate prices.

In this case we agreed to. 80 for what did turn out to be a fun experience. But I had to pay upfront (always a buzz kill) so there was no way to back out of what I thought we had agreed on. (And I thought we had agreed on some additional French lessons.) But her English is bad so who knows.

Did I overpay? What is your scale for services?

-Vazooli

On my last 2 massage parlor visits I paid. 1 and 1. 2 total. Standard finish but left both times wanting more. Reasons varied from too old to too much up-sell for service.

I would rather pay a bit more and leave with a grin of satisfaction on my face.