Massage Parlor Reports

**Jovi69** · 03-19-13 09:16

I'm not sure if this is a silly question or not but can body rubs be stings? I've seen a few I want to pull the trigger on but I'm concerned my uncle might be in town.

**JuryDoodie** · 03-18-13 18:14

Any info on this new spot?

**Vazooli** · 03-18-13 11:41

Originally Posted by Davidonecall [View Original Post]

Hey the scale you are using is just like my. It is right. Sometimes is service is way better then a little more may be in order. That just me.

Yes, my. It be right. And proper. May be in too order. Just me too too.

**Vazooli** · 03-18-13 11:36

Originally Posted by FrenchPrince [View Original Post]

Overpay. It has to be, ghetto service, scale.

Overplay? It would have to have been, secret services to union scales. Right?

**FrenchPrince** · 03-14-13 18:08

Originally Posted by Vazooli [View Original Post]

I had the need for a woman's touch so I went to my current favorite AMP for some relaxation. I'd seen the woman 3-4 times before and asked for the hh for. 45. She tends to upsell but gives a nice massage. After some intense negotiations, we ended up with this: she partially disrobed north and south and allowed any roaming and sucking that I wanted; she sucked the boys while providing a HJ (one of my faves) and carried on to a HE. There also was some fine teasing and a nice legit massage the extended past the hh (she said we were on "overtime").

Currently in my mind the AMP menu calls for a standard. 40 tip a HE, .60 for CBJ, .80 for BBBJ, and 1. 00 for FS. I try to stick with it because I do not want to unnecessarily inflate prices.

In this case we agreed to. 80 for what did turn out to be a fun experience. But I had to pay upfront (always a buzz kill) so there was no way to back out of what I thought we had agreed on. (And I thought we had agreed on some additional French lessons.) But her English is bad so who knows.

Did I overpay? What is your scale for services?

-Vazooli

Overpay. It has to be, ghetto service, scale.

**Humpfree** · 03-14-13 10:12

As I was driving around yesterday. Joliet Road and Willow springs Road. Country Side. There's a tennis Club there. Sign out front Oriental Massage, Underneath it said Looking for Nicole I'm Hear. Anyone know her?

**Hrodebert** · 03-14-13 02:32

So count me in as a monger who checked this place out. I was in that neighborhood today and needed a massage so I went up to the second floor, and nobody was there. I took a seat and, in short order, a pretty, slim young woman (25?) came out of a room and introduced herself as Cindy. She showed me the menu and also offered me the special, .5 for 50 minutes. I took it and followed her to a room. She said, you get ready and take a nap for 5 or 10 minutes. Then Linda (40?) came in as my MT. If Cindy was an 8, Linda was a 5. 5. She proceeded to rub my shoulders and neck, and every time I reached for her leg, she moved out of range. She rubbed, stretched, and dug almost every inch of me, and she had a very nice touch, gentle, firm and erotic. After a while, she had me flip and did the front side equally well. It was a great massage but I left joyless. I gave her a. 2 tip. So I understand Sal's frustration well. When I was leaving, Cindy was sitting at the desk and said, goodbye, come back soon.

**Jsheridan78** · 03-13-13 00:16

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

He must be talking about BD Spa near Devon. There are decent-looking women there but they tend to play hardball with the tips, trying to squeeze you as much as possible (especially if you're a 1st-timer). But reaching into a guy's pants pocket to get more money, that's just unacceptable. My fellow monger would've been better off at Devon Spa nearby; they treat you with respect there and won't stoop to desperation tactics like BD will.

That's the one! Seems like it's getting more and more aggressive there.

**Davidonecall** · 03-12-13 21:42

Originally Posted by Vazooli [View Original Post]

I had the need for a woman's touch so I went to my current favorite AMP for some relaxation. I'd seen the woman 3-4 times before and asked for the hh for. 45. She tends to upsell but gives a nice massage. After some intense negotiations, we ended up with this: she partially disrobed north and south and allowed any roaming and sucking that I wanted; she sucked the boys while providing a HJ (one of my faves) and carried on to a HE. There also was some fine teasing and a nice legit massage the extended past the hh (she said we were on "overtime").

Currently in my mind the AMP menu calls for a standard. 40 tip a HE, .60 for CBJ, .80 for BBBJ, and 1. 00 for FS. I try to stick with it because I do not want to unnecessarily inflate prices.

In this case we agreed to. 80 for what did turn out to be a fun experience. But I had to pay upfront (always a buzz kill) so there was no way to back out of what I thought we had agreed on. (And I thought we had agreed on some additional French lessons.) But her English is bad so who knows.

Did I overpay? What is your scale for services?

-Vazooli

Hey the scale you are using is just like my. It is right. Sometimes is service is way better then a little more may be in order. That just me.

**Jovi69** · 03-12-13 19:17

Originally Posted by Vazooli [View Original Post]

I had the need for a woman's touch so I went to my current favorite AMP for some relaxation. I'd seen the woman 3-4 times before and asked for the hh for. 45. She tends to upsell but gives a nice massage. After some intense negotiations, we ended up with this: she partially disrobed north and south and allowed any roaming and sucking that I wanted; she sucked the boys while providing a HJ (one of my faves) and carried on to a HE. There also was some fine teasing and a nice legit massage the extended past the hh (she said we were on "overtime").

Currently in my mind the AMP menu calls for a standard. 40 tip a HE, .60 for CBJ, .80 for BBBJ, and 1. 00 for FS. I try to stick with it because I do not want to unnecessarily inflate prices.

In this case we agreed to. 80 for what did turn out to be a fun experience. But I had to pay upfront (always a buzz kill) so there was no way to back out of what I thought we had agreed on. (And I thought we had agreed on some additional French lessons.) But her English is bad so who knows.

Did I overpay? What is your scale for services?

-Vazooli

On my last 2 massage parlor visits I paid. 1 and 1. 2 total. Standard finish but left both times wanting more. Reasons varied from too old to too much up-sell for service.

I would rather pay a bit more and leave with a grin of satisfaction on my face.

**Vazooli** · 03-12-13 16:53

I had the need for a woman's touch so I went to my current favorite AMP for some relaxation. I'd seen the woman 3-4 times before and asked for the hh for. 45. She tends to upsell but gives a nice massage. After some intense negotiations, we ended up with this: she partially disrobed north and south and allowed any roaming and sucking that I wanted; she sucked the boys while providing a HJ (one of my faves) and carried on to a HE. There also was some fine teasing and a nice legit massage the extended past the hh (she said we were on "overtime").

Currently in my mind the AMP menu calls for a standard. 40 tip a HE, .60 for CBJ, .80 for BBBJ, and 1. 00 for FS. I try to stick with it because I do not want to unnecessarily inflate prices.

In this case we agreed to. 80 for what did turn out to be a fun experience. But I had to pay upfront (always a buzz kill) so there was no way to back out of what I thought we had agreed on. (And I thought we had agreed on some additional French lessons.) But her English is bad so who knows.

Did I overpay? What is your scale for services?

-Vazooli

**Samash76** · 03-12-13 15:01

Tried new place near Grand and Halsted. Been there twice over the past few weeks, both massages were good. No TS. First time was better than the second based on ending. Cindy (seems like I come across the same 4 or 5 names at each place) was the first time, a bit pudgy, late-twenties or early thirties, friendly. Hands wandered, didn't ask for a tip and didn't complain about .4 I gave.

Second time did not end as well. Older (40's or 50's) , can't recall name, but strong as hell. Both women left the room once or twice to answer the phone. I may return a third time to see which of my experiences is the norm.

**OPIllini** · 03-12-13 13:37

Originally Posted by Pura Vida [View Original Post]

Checked it out. Strictly legit, no privacy foot massages.

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

Olders girls

Right on both counts. Was there last Wednesday. With the massage beds out in the open, you stay fully clothed, and no chance at all for extras. Good foot massage however.

**OPIllini** · 03-12-13 13:35

Originally Posted by Member202 [View Original Post]

There are several on Lincoln. A little more detail on which one you are referring to? The location near Belmont has had some favorable discussion.

He must be talking about BD Spa near Devon. There are decent-looking women there but they tend to play hardball with the tips, trying to squeeze you as much as possible (especially if you're a 1st-timer). But reaching into a guy's pants pocket to get more money, that's just unacceptable. My fellow monger would've been better off at Devon Spa nearby; they treat you with respect there and won't stoop to desperation tactics like BD will.