Streetwalker Reports

**Slick Jr** · 12-25-12 20:30

Play it safe fellas. Enjoy the holidaze.

**The Mad Humper** · 12-25-12 15:38

Drove around Fort street the other evening and met up with crystal at the party store on fort and campbell. She's looking a little rough, not at all like she did back in 2008 when I'd fuck her. Took her to a side street and fucked her in the butt for. 25 ***** claimed she went to georgia for a few years. Those few years weren't too good to her.

I continued to drive around for a while and eventually spotted Tassy standing in the dooway of a building on fort and military. Picked the ***** up and decided to, well, considering what I had just done with crystal, get my meat washed. We pulled over to a side street and got the meat washed for. 10 Tassy has always been good in a piinch

**Tommy101** · 12-25-12 09:34

Happy holidays fellas and happy ho ho hoing to you all

**Best Bet** · 12-24-12 18:33

Originally Posted by The Mad Humper [View Original Post]

My last four dollars by pimp daddy.

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I was on my way home from work this morning and I decided to take a ride thru the ghetto and see if there were any bitches out. I drove all over the place and I didn't even see one * out walking. Then, as I'm driving, my fuel light came on. I was like god damn it, I guess I've got to get some gas. So I pull in the gas station and got gas and a coffee and once I paid for it I only had four dollars cash left on me. I thought so much for getting a blow job this morning. I really didn't feel like going home so I just went riding around the hood for the hell of it. After a dozen or so passes up and down the street I finally spotted a * out on the stroll. The * looked decent and I thought why couldn't this * have been out before I needed to get gas. I thought fuck it, I'm going to pull around and pick her up and just tell her all I have is four bucks. So I drove back around and the * was still out but I ended up driving by her again. I thought no, the * won't go for that. Then I was like fuck it, I'll drive around again and if she's still there I'll pull her over. Worst thing that will happen is she'll tell me no. So I looped around again and the * was still there so I pulled over and scooped her up. We did the normal cop checks then the * asked me what I wanted. I was like I want a blowjob, then I kind of hesitated, then I was like but the problem is that I've only got four dollars. The * like raised her eye brows and was like FOUR DOLLARS? I was like yeah, four dollars. Then she was like is there any way you can go to the bank and get more money. I was like no, that's all I've got on me. She was like can you go anywhere and get more money. I was like no, that's all I've got. Then I checked my coat pocket and I was like I've got about another sixty cents but that's it. I was like I don't normally pull over with just four dollars in my pocket, but you were looking good out there, so I thought I'the try. I was like I'm just looking for a little road head. I could tell the * was frustrated but she was just like okay, fine. So then we took care of the business part of it and I whipped out my dick and started slowly cruising the side streets as she sucked on my dick. The * was sucking on my dick for a while then she stopped and was like you've got to hurry up. She's like, I'm not sucking your dick all day for four dollars. I was like I'm going to cum soon, just keep sucking it. So the * leaned back over and sucked it some more then a few minutes later I nutted in her mouth. I guess I could consider myself lucky for getting head for what I got it for. Then I got to thinking, someone around there is probably selling nickel blows so I'm sure she was able to get some shit when all was said and done.

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Have you ever looked at someone and thought. Yep, he's got somebody locked in his basement!

So you paid upfront you werent scared she would rip you off. LOL

**Bu Hound** · 12-24-12 18:21

Originally Posted by Apkano [View Original Post]

T.

Holy shit. Really! Dude. You've raised the bullshit level here about 10 floors. Either you have absolutely zero standards or are totally full of shit. I guarantee there are no ladies worth a Damn thing out there that are willing to suck your Dick for 4 bucks.

You continue to post BS on here somehow thinking its penthouse forum. This place is for real accounts And information, not your fantasy world dreams.

Notice how this guy doesn't give location on these stories. He says the Ghetto or the Hood but never says where. Probably doesn't know any streets in the Hood and if he every was really in the hood he just might wet his pants. I'm from the Hood and nothing he said sounds real.

**Hugh Jorgan** · 12-24-12 18:19

If you really value Fatima and you are one of her regulars. She says she needs a date bad. I came by with some food gifts and a Twenty. I told her. I can't play today and its a gift. Please reach deep the next few days as biz is thin and Santa has all our pocketbooks and time. You got to think that $500-600 keeps her safe and rested. Lets not let the street get this one.

Thanks Fellow Mongers

**Redwing1978** · 12-24-12 17:22

Originally Posted by TwoWheeler21 [View Original Post]

I was cruising the ave and Fort Sunday afternoon, alternating between them and not seeing much of anything. I was also not seeing any uncles, which was a welcome relief. I made another pass on Fort, saw an older one that generated no interest, and headed back to the ave. I was just about ready to take a break at Bronco's and watch some football when I saw something that looked kind of small and kind of cute at Gilbert. Then she disappeared. On the next pass, I saw her two streets west of Gilbert, so I cut in one street east of her to go around. She walked up the street away from the ave to meet me, so I scooped.

It was a little brunette named Jennifer. Turns out she is very cute and very small. Once the hood and scarf came off, I was quite glad I scooped. We went through a drive thru and headed for a notel. She was in the bathroom for a bit, and when she came out I saw just how small and cute she is. She had been wearing 5 layers on top, including a heavy coat, and two layers on the bottom. She is 4' 11".105 lbs. That is not a guesstimation, I asked. She is almost 28, although she doesn't look it. Every once in a while you can hear a bit of a twang, she is originally from Texas. She gave a good BBBJ and then went to mish. Nice tight giner, finished me quicker than I wanted. She seemed to be into the sex, and wanted to be f*cked hard. A good time on a Sunday afternoon for sure. Donation was. 7, and. 2 for the pics. Have digits if seniors are interested.

Stay safe out there

I have seen Jennifer a few times. Pleasant time with her but a couple things to watch out for. She took forever in the bathroom and she stole an ashtray from the crest which cost me 20 dollars the next time I went there.

**Dlmred1954** · 12-24-12 15:00

Originally Posted by Billyboy0007 [View Original Post]

Has anyone come across this one? It's been awhile since I've seen her, shit I can't even remember her name. I do however remember her tight kitty, awesome ass and eagerness to please. She mentioned she occasionally hung out on Dearborn st, I've never had any luck there so never included that area in my route. If anyone has seen this one let me know, I wouldn't mind seeing her again. Good Luck and be safe!

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I think her name is Sarah. She definitely looks better with no clothes.

**The Mad Humper** · 12-24-12 12:28

Sloppy seconds or messy thirds

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I was in the hood again early this morning and I was driving around to see if I could find some pussy. Right off the bat I spotted this nice looking ***** walking down the street so I pulled around the block and scooped her up. I told the ***** I wanted hit up the motel, and the ***** was fine with it, so we headed that way. So we get to the motel, and as I usually do, I told the ***** just to wait in the car while I go to the office to check in. I get all checked in and walk out of the office with the room key and the ***** is out of my car talking to two dudes. She walks over to me and is like what room did you get. I was like room ten. Then she's like, I've just got to run up to their room real quick and I'll be right back down. I had a feeling the guys were there slinging rocks so I was just like fine, go ahead. I figured the ***** was just going to ditch me and go to their room and get double teamed for a rock. Since I already paid for my room I just went inside and was going to kick back and relax for a while. About forty five minutes later I heard a knock on the door and I look out and that ***** was standing there. I answered the door and the ***** asked me if I still wanted a date. I was like yeah, I guess. So we take care of a little business then we both strip down and I get on the bed. The ***** started out sucking my dick, then she stops and is like are you ready. I was like yeah, and as I was getting on top of her I noticed a couple of big ass dried jizz stains on her stomach and some on her tits. I was like what the fuck is that. I was like, you've got dried jizz all over you. I was like, thats sick. I was like *****, you need to go take a shower. I was like, I'm not touching you till you do. The ***** didn't say shit besides, ok, I'll be right back. The ***** went right in and took a shower for me. When she got out, she got right back on the bed and was ready to fuck. I ended up having her ride my dick until I nutted in her. Her pussy was pretty tight considering I was probably getting sloppy seconds or messy thirds.

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Have you ever looked at someone and thought. Yep, he's got somebody locked in his basement!

**TwoWheeler21** · 12-24-12 11:28

I was cruising the ave and Fort Sunday afternoon, alternating between them and not seeing much of anything. I was also not seeing any uncles, which was a welcome relief. I made another pass on Fort, saw an older one that generated no interest, and headed back to the ave. I was just about ready to take a break at Bronco's and watch some football when I saw something that looked kind of small and kind of cute at Gilbert. Then she disappeared. On the next pass, I saw her two streets west of Gilbert, so I cut in one street east of her to go around. She walked up the street away from the ave to meet me, so I scooped.

It was a little brunette named Jennifer. Turns out she is very cute and very small. Once the hood and scarf came off, I was quite glad I scooped. We went through a drive thru and headed for a notel. She was in the bathroom for a bit, and when she came out I saw just how small and cute she is. She had been wearing 5 layers on top, including a heavy coat, and two layers on the bottom. She is 4' 11".105 lbs. That is not a guesstimation, I asked. She is almost 28, although she doesn't look it. Every once in a while you can hear a bit of a twang, she is originally from Texas. She gave a good BBBJ and then went to mish. Nice tight giner, finished me quicker than I wanted. She seemed to be into the sex, and wanted to be f*cked hard. A good time on a Sunday afternoon for sure. Donation was. 7, and. 2 for the pics. Have digits if seniors are interested.

Stay safe out there

**Apkano** · 12-24-12 11:02

Originally Posted by The Mad Humper [View Original Post]

My last four dollars by pimp daddy.

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I was on my way home from work this morning and I decided to take a ride thru the ghetto and see if there were any bitches out. I drove all over the place and I didn't even see one * out walking. Then, as I'm driving, my fuel light came on. I was like god damn it, I guess I've got to get some gas. So I pull in the gas station and got gas and a coffee and once I paid for it I only had four dollars cash left on me. I thought so much for getting a blow job this morning. I really didn't feel like going home so I just went riding around the hood for the hell of it. After a dozen or so passes up and down the street I finally spotted a * out on the stroll. The * looked decent and I thought why couldn't this * have been out before I needed to get gas. I thought fuck it, I'm going to pull around and pick her up and just tell her all I have is four bucks. So I drove back around and the * was still out but I ended up driving by her again. I thought no, the * won't go for that. Then I was like fuck it, I'll drive around again and if she's still there I'll pull her over. Worst thing that will happen is she'll tell me no. So I looped around again and the * was still there so I pulled over and scooped her up. We did the normal cop checks then the * asked me what I wanted. I was like I want a blowjob, then I kind of hesitated, then I was like but the problem is that I've only got four dollars. The * like raised her eye brows and was like FOUR DOLLARS? I was like yeah, four dollars. Then she was like is there any way you can go to the bank and get more money. I was like no, that's all I've got on me. She was like can you go anywhere and get more money. I was like no, that's all I've got. Then I checked my coat pocket and I was like I've got about another sixty cents but that's it. I was like I don't normally pull over with just four dollars in my pocket, but you were looking good out there, so I thought I'the try. I was like I'm just looking for a little road head. I could tell the * was frustrated but she was just like okay, fine. So then we took care of the business part of it and I whipped out my dick and started slowly cruising the side streets as she sucked on my dick. The * was sucking on my dick for a while then she stopped and was like you've got to hurry up. She's like, I'm not sucking your dick all day for four dollars. I was like I'm going to cum soon, just keep sucking it. So the * leaned back over and sucked it some more then a few minutes later I nutted in her mouth. I guess I could consider myself lucky for getting head for what I got it for. Then I got to thinking, someone around there is probably selling nickel blows so I'm sure she was able to get some shit when all was said and done.

__________________.

Have you ever looked at someone and thought. Yep, he's got somebody locked in his basement!

T.

Holy shit. Really! Dude. You've raised the bullshit level here about 10 floors. Either you have absolutely zero standards or are totally full of shit. I guarantee there are no ladies worth a Damn thing out there that are willing to suck your Dick for 4 bucks.

You continue to post BS on here somehow thinking its penthouse forum. This place is for real accounts And information, not your fantasy world dreams.

**StreetMeat** · 12-24-12 00:56

Originally Posted by Dlmred1954 [View Original Post]

Happened to me maybe 1/2 dozen times. 2 times that I remember the details. Scoped on Fenkel and drove to Rouge Park for a little outdoor action. Didn't know I was followed. Lady and I hiked down a short ravine into some woods cover. As I was leaning against a tree, getting a great smoking fetish BBBJ, I notice some dude watching from the top of the ravine. I gave him a middle finger salute and he walked away. When we returned to my car, he was still sitting in his car across the road. Lady said he passed by her many times on Fenkel with no pick-up. Asked if she wanted to walk over there for next date and she said " No f*king way". I pulled around behind him, she freaked and he sped off. The second time, also in Brightmoor, I picked lady up next to her car on a side street. We were followed. I went around the same block 4 times with same car following less than 1/2 block behind. I pulled over and waved him up. He sped off. After we accomplished my mission, dropped her off at her car. There was cum all over her driver's door handle. We have some strange dudes out there.

That park you just described is frequented by gays. I was getting a BBJ there, when I had an arab guy drive up and just peered in. I couldn't get out the car fast enough to tell him to piss off somewhere. There have been other times where I had a monger tailgate me to a girl, sometimes I just pull by and let the dick head pick her up. Makes my job of figuring out if the SW is a decoy or legit, and I'm not that hard up on pussy if I miss my target. Gents and lurkers lets show a little common courtesy when we are out hunting ok! Its bad enough when we have to worry about leo or robbery, but some dumbass newbie trying to get to the pussy first! There's plenty out there for everyone!

Merry Christmas and stay safe.

**The Mad Humper** · 12-23-12 11:03

My last four dollars by pimp daddy.

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I was on my way home from work this morning and I decided to take a ride thru the ghetto and see if there were any bitches out. I drove all over the place and I didn't even see one ***** out walking. Then, as I'm driving, my fuel light came on. I was like god damn it, I guess I've got to get some gas. So I pull in the gas station and got gas and a coffee and once I paid for it I only had four dollars cash left on me. I thought so much for getting a blow job this morning. I really didn't feel like going home so I just went riding around the hood for the hell of it. After a dozen or so passes up and down the street I finally spotted a ***** out on the stroll. The ***** looked decent and I thought why couldn't this ***** have been out before I needed to get gas. I thought fuck it, I'm going to pull around and pick her up and just tell her all I have is four bucks. So I drove back around and the ***** was still out but I ended up driving by her again. I thought no, the ***** won't go for that. Then I was like fuck it, I'll drive around again and if she's still there I'll pull her over. Worst thing that will happen is she'll tell me no. So I looped around again and the ***** was still there so I pulled over and scooped her up. We did the normal cop checks then the ***** asked me what I wanted. I was like I want a blowjob, then I kind of hesitated, then I was like but the problem is that I've only got four dollars. The ***** like raised her eye brows and was like FOUR DOLLARS? I was like yeah, four dollars. Then she was like is there any way you can go to the bank and get more money. I was like no, that's all I've got on me. She was like can you go anywhere and get more money. I was like no, that's all I've got. Then I checked my coat pocket and I was like I've got about another sixty cents but that's it. I was like I don't normally pull over with just four dollars in my pocket, but you were looking good out there, so I thought I'the try. I was like I'm just looking for a little road head. I could tell the ***** was frustrated but she was just like okay, fine. So then we took care of the business part of it and I whipped out my dick and started slowly cruising the side streets as she sucked on my dick. The ***** was sucking on my dick for a while then she stopped and was like you've got to hurry up. She's like, I'm not sucking your dick all day for four dollars. I was like I'm going to cum soon, just keep sucking it. So the ***** leaned back over and sucked it some more then a few minutes later I nutted in her mouth. I guess I could consider myself lucky for getting head for what I got it for. Then I got to thinking, someone around there is probably selling nickel blows so I'm sure she was able to get some shit when all was said and done.

__________________.

Have you ever looked at someone and thought. Yep, he's got somebody locked in his basement!

**KraziSkier** · 12-23-12 09:41

Going Christmas shopping for 3 of my ATF's to get something warm for them and to put a smile on their face.

**BenjaminSkully** · 12-23-12 07:19

Originally Posted by Tongue [View Original Post]

After liberating the poker room of some $, I'm heading home at 5 in the morn, and what great timing, I got a text from the unicorn. (I've told her it was ok to text me whenever she feels like it) Perfect timing. Made the swoop, back to the crib, a wonderful encounter. Back to drop her off and I slept well. I love that it's unrushed. I'm going to donate a few bucks to help her get the little unicorn some Christmas presents. Step up now if you feel generous.

You have a friend unicorn?