Massage Parlor Reports

**Babycash** · 11-17-12 07:43

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ls-21/13820923

**Magooski** · 11-16-12 23:40

Originally Posted by ChiHappiness [View Original Post]

But I want you to know Gooski that our love is for entertainment purposes only and not meant to be a reflection of actual events. It also cannot be edited, copied, or reshown without the expressed written consent of the National Monger League.

Hey, I like that, the NML!

**ChiHappiness** · 11-16-12 21:11

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

We all love you Gooski,

But I want you to know Gooski that our love is for entertainment purposes only and not meant to be a reflection of actual events. It also cannot be edited, copied, or reshown without the expressed written consent of the National Monger League.

**Gopher88** · 11-16-12 10:28

Originally Posted by Magooski [View Original Post]

I don't know, I did mine just to be a smart ass!

We all love you Gooski,

**Rabble** · 11-16-12 10:23

Originally Posted by Datsurman [View Original Post]

A good review has to have at least three parts.

1. Looks.

2. Service.

3. PRICE.

If a chick gives good service and is beautiful, does she charge $160 / hr or $1, 600 / hr. Makes a huge difference.

Okay, all together now. Say it with me."Looks, Service, Price."

You rock.

This should be pre-formatted when someone submits a review.

**LongIron** · 11-16-12 01:54

Gentlemen,

Any recent info on okidoki massage? I'd like to go tomorrow and visit again. I went last year around March and had my first experience in the hobby there. I saw Mimi. A beautiful provider in her 20's with a sexy tight body and B cups. The massage sucked but the flip was great. .7 for the massage with a TS and on the flip she wanted. 6 for the handshake. I wanted FS but she said "No, manager said no more FS". We settled on $ for nude HE with mutual touching. (I know I WAY overpaid but since it was my first time and I have a huge asian fetish I let it go)

Shortly thereafter I read here on USA that they were up for a court date with the city. I thought maybe that's why the menu was limited. Then over the summer I saw a sign on the door that said they were remodeling. I never went back in fear of LEO stings due to the sign posted after their court date.

If nothing good can come from there. I'll just head to Gunnison. I was there a month ago and saw Young. Great massage, great HE and only spent $.1.

Or maybe I'll try my hand at an asian apt. I haven't done those yet!

Thanks in advance for any info. Stay safe

**Magooski** · 11-15-12 22:59

Originally Posted by Eddinger [View Original Post]

I have no idea why any of you think this kind of silly post covers you from any legal issues. And I have no idea why anyone thinks an internet post will be used to convict them of anything. Stop being so paranoid.

I don't know, I did mine just to be a smart ass!

**ChezBone** · 11-15-12 13:43

Stopped at Q Spa in Orland last night. Massage weak, short on time and finish mechanical. Too expensive for the experience. Will not repeat unless I read different reviews.

**Eddinger** · 11-15-12 12:13

Originally Posted by Humpfree [View Original Post]

I am submitting my official membership disclaimer. The disclaimer applies to all membership post: past, current and future. I hereby officially state that all my post are for entertainment purposes only. Events of post may or may not be true. Use and assess post with your own discretion. I do not and have never engaged in any illegal activities whether being major or minor. I thought I had posted this a long time age. I guess not.

I have no idea why any of you think this kind of silly post covers you from any legal issues. And I have no idea why anyone thinks an internet post will be used to convict them of anything. Stop being so paranoid.

**Datsurman** · 11-15-12 05:05

Excellent review. Ima hafta check her out. Sounds like that chick has some serious skills!

Originally Posted by TheXtraTickle [View Original Post]

1. She has sexy fit tight body. Tits are B's. Her face is eh. But everything else makes up for it.

2. Service was great. It was probably the closet thing to a legitimate massage you get at a fancy spa. Worked the back, shoulders, arms, legs and feet. Got out most of my knots. She did this thing while I was on my stomach were she oil up my her hands and started massaging the the balls and taint WHILE massaging my neck at the same time. I could have finished right there. On the flip she took off her panties and bra. Roaming on the ass and let me squeeze her nipple hard. She even let me suck on her titties while she finished me off with her hand. YMMV.

3. $150 for the hour. Well worth it. Didn't ask for extras.

**Magooski** · 11-14-12 21:48

Originally Posted by MrTisBad [View Original Post]

Had Pink.

Thought she was a bit old. Soft hands and nice but time was a bit short.

That is a regular thing they have going on there. Suki was the only one who never shorted me on time. But I hear she is gone.

**Dazhiba** · 11-14-12 18:49

Originally Posted by Humpfree [View Original Post]

I am submitting my official membership disclaimer. The disclaimer applies to all membership post: past, current and future. I hereby officially state that all my post are for entertainment purposes only. Events of post may or may not be true. Use and assess post with your own discretion. I do not and have never engaged in any illegal activities whether being major or minor. I thought I had posted this a long time age. I guess not.

Hey that goes for all of us! LOL!

**Humpfree** · 11-13-12 13:29

I am submitting my official membership disclaimer. The disclaimer applies to all membership post: past, current and future. I hereby officially state that all my post are for entertainment purposes only. Events of post may or may not be true. Use and assess post with your own discretion. I do not and have never engaged in any illegal activities whether being major or minor. I thought I had posted this a long time age. I guess not.

**Humpfree** · 11-13-12 13:27

Originally Posted by MrTisBad [View Original Post]

Had Pink.

Thought she was a bit old. Soft hands and nice but time was a bit short.

Things use to be a lot different there. Back then things were much better. Then they got so popular on the Internet. Now there so busy, And making so much, there always in a rush, To get the customer that comes throw the door.

Only my opinion