Massage Parlor Reports

[Sal Minella]

Checked out Hkong on archer due to some of my favorites being unavailable. Never been to hkong, but I knew what I was in for. Greeted by a fat asian woman and did the hh for. 4; massage lasted about 8 min and was weak at best. Little bit of teasing. Flip 8 minutes in and she says BJ. 8 and HJ. 5; I tell her I'll pay. 3 for HJ and she eventually agrees. Handshake was above average, great two hand technique. I've always said fat women will love you twice as hard and she is living proof. She cleans me up and offers me water which I decline and I'm out the side door only probably in there 25 minutes. I will not repeat. If big asian girls that short you on time and shitty massages are your thing then I'd check it out! But the HE was still better than most. \

Remember guys, never drink AMP bottled water. There are addictive chemicals in there that keep you going back!

[Truthfu11]

I dunno about the others here but yeah, she looks good in pics BUT she has a face made for radio but she is pretty nice though.

I actually thought she was very attractive. Killer body, great tits. Good service, topless massage with raoming and very nice finish.

[Bear1]

Hello fellow mongers,

Just moved to a new office and looking for an AMP near the CBOT downtown Loop (LaSalle and Jackson) walking distance. Most of the posts are outside of the Loop. Any suggestions are much appreciated. You can also PM me and I will share a few outstanding Hotties in the suburbs.

Thanks!

[Gopher88]

I'm looking for a good strip club with extra's for a friend of mind, Chicago, N. W ind. I hear there are some good one in melrose park.

[Ncogni2]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...st-29/13333672

Has anyone been to the place above?

The girl in the pic looks nice. Wondering what service she provides. Just being straight up, I am more of looking for fun than massage.

I dunno about the others here but yeah, she looks good in pics BUT she has a face made for radio but she is pretty nice though.

[ChgoJJ]

Anyone have any info on Leslie at the above intersection? She has worked most of the LMP's and is indie. I should have a report next week, but any other feedback is appreciated.

My last visit with Leslie was somewhat rushed and she seemed more money hungry than in previous visits. She is sexy, but I will not repeat until I get some more positive feedback on her.

[ChgoJJ]

I know I don't post much but I've been a member now for about a year. I often visit the site for Intel and the senior guys can get on me later about taking but not giving. I will start to give more because looking like a rookie over a year later isn't doing me any good.

With that said I was interested in if anyone has been to an AMP in south side 63 and K. I see it on other sites but no luck on many reviews. Anyone been there?

Thanks,

D-Will

It has been over a year since I was there, but standard AMP with older unattractive women then.

[Permiso]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...st-29/13333672

Has anyone been to the place above?

The girl in the pic looks nice. Wondering what service she provides. Just being straight up, I am more of looking for fun than massage.

[ElginMonk]

YMMV for sure as I visited last week and the massage portion was amazing. Spent 50 mins on every part of me. I was thoroughly pleased. Mediocre HE (.1) at the end and I agree even w a shower I smelled like cheap oil / perfume. Yeah she's fat. Yeah she's older. But for price point was worth it. Won't repeat unless desperate.

I too have seen this lady last week. She offers a "free" half hour massage but it required a 30 dollar tip. The massage was a waste and she was not pleasant on the eyes. On the flip I received a topless happy ending for a 20 dollar donation, she said BJ next time. Will not repeat. If you guys want a full hour massage, with more options on the table with almost the same price search for Ivanna on craigslist.

[Elpatron]

I was in this mp about 3 weeks ago I saw a skinney about 5'6" Chinese lady her name is Angelica decent massage started grabbing her leg, no objection started going up no objection play with the kiddy on the flip HJ was available total demage. 60 entrance and. 40 for the HJ, one thing I want to mentioned no money was offer nor was asked for it, she look happy with the. 40 tip, She said there was another therapist name Jessica I'l probably come back.

I parked down the street, Called there asked for Eva she said I'm Eva. Ask me when I could be there? Told her I'm parked down the street. Rang the bell not 5 min's later. Guy came to the door said she was busy. Maybe she didn't understand me. Don't know for sure.

[WhoItBe]

I take it they must have reopened? They were closed for a wile.

This is the one at 3181.

[VernaGuillar]

Based on the positive reviews I set up an appointment. I arrived to a fifty something fat latina. .5 for the hour. Massage was nonexistant, slathered with lotion and oil and ended smelling like a french working girl. I showered after and still stunk! Received a HS for. 2. Overall I wish I would have left and saved my hard earned. As always YMMV. Will not repeat.

YMMV for sure as I visited last week and the massage portion was amazing. Spent 50 mins on every part of me. I was thoroughly pleased. Mediocre HE (.1) at the end and I agree even w a shower I smelled like cheap oil / perfume. Yeah she's fat. Yeah she's older. But for price point was worth it. Won't repeat unless desperate.

[Humpfree]

I take it they must have reopened? They were closed for a wile.

There close to home.

[Gopher88]

Went to Archer Spa today, had a ugly ass MT, didn't get her name. But I didn't care, needed a quick release. $65 for the hour with a TS. On the TS there was lots of attention to the boys. Good massage, on the flip got nothing, jack shit. I was beyond pissed and she had the fuckin nerv to ask for a tip.

I take it they must have reopened? They were closed for a wile.

[Northside Jim]

Jim where have you been? I though you may have retired.

I'm still out there mongering! Funds have been tight but I can still splurge once in a while. Been spending time on the other board. Trying some different things. I was chastised a while back for giving out too much info so I've been playing things closer to the chest. Shoot me a pm & I can relay some adventures.