Massage Parlor Reports

[BenBeck]

Saw ad for $.7 for hour. Is that FS. And what about tip.

No, YMMV, but there isn't any FS offered per se, but I got to say it's a pretty nice imitation.

[LongIron]

Gentlemen,

Long time reader, first time poster. First and foremost, thank you to all the senior members who provide feedback for us mongers. I just got into the hobby and am loving it so far. For my first post I'd like to share with you Yumi:

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...wn-25/13699765

The pictures are semi-accurate. She looks more like the girl on the bottom of the page except 15 years older. The place is on the second floor of a building right on Cermak, so plenty of parking and atmosphere to look inconspicuous as you walk in. Contrary to the post. She did not pay for my parking.

She was the only girl there, I opted for the hour for $65. I left myself uncovered but as soon as she came back in she covered me up and started working on me. The massage was very good, she has clearly had some training (I went to massage school myself and see a huge difference between a massage and a rub). She even included some body mobilization techniques and stretching. During the massage I rubbed her legs and chatted with her about other experiences at other spas and she was very receptive. However, on the flip she left me covered and continued working, didn't even go by the boys.

Halfway through, she also answered her phone for what sounded like a fellow monger. At the end of the massage she said "ok finish!" and gave me a water. I asked for more massage. And she said "No. Finish." She then walked out and let me get dressed, I gave her a $5 tip and left unhappy. I had to head to work so I spent my shift unhappy and hoping to redeem myself elsewhere. Maybe I'll head to Gunnison tomorrow, I always leave happy there.

If extras are to be had. They did not happen for me.

All in all:

Looks. 5/10.

Technique. 8/10.

Service 5/10.

Extras 0/10.

I look forward to sharing more stories with you guys, thank you for starting me on the right path.

Happy Hunting!

[Biscuit123]

Saw ad for $.7 for hour. Is that FS. And what about tip.

[Gopher88]

[QUOTE=ChgoJJ; 1590707]

Checked out Hkong on archer due to some of my favorites being unavailable. Never been to hkong, but I knew what I was in for. Greeted by a fat asian woman and did the hh for. 4; massage lasted about 8 min and was weak at best. Little bit of teasing. Flip 8 minutes in and she says BJ. 8 and HJ. 5; I tell her I'll pay. 3 for HJ and she eventually agrees. Handshake was above average, great two hand technique. ]

Been there and two of the overweight lovers double teamed me. One would do massage and other would come in for the upsell a short while later.

Asian Beauty's in spandex, They have been there for ever,

[Gopher88]

I actually thought she was very attractive. Killer body, great tits. Good service, topless massage with raoming and very nice finish.

I agree with Truthfu11, I thought she was very attractive. Killer body tall and lean. Seen her today.

[ChgoJJ]

[QUOTE=Sal Minella; 1590705]Checked out Hkong on archer due to some of my favorites being unavailable. Never been to hkong, but I knew what I was in for. Greeted by a fat asian woman and did the hh for. 4; massage lasted about 8 min and was weak at best. Little bit of teasing. Flip 8 minutes in and she says BJ. 8 and HJ. 5; I tell her I'll pay. 3 for HJ and she eventually agrees. Handshake was above average, great two hand technique. ]

Been there and two of the overweight lovers double teamed me. One would do massage and other would come in for the upsell a short while later.

[Sal Minella]

Checked out Hkong on archer due to some of my favorites being unavailable. Never been to hkong, but I knew what I was in for. Greeted by a fat asian woman and did the hh for. 4; massage lasted about 8 min and was weak at best. Little bit of teasing. Flip 8 minutes in and she says BJ. 8 and HJ. 5; I tell her I'll pay. 3 for HJ and she eventually agrees. Handshake was above average, great two hand technique. I've always said fat women will love you twice as hard and she is living proof. She cleans me up and offers me water which I decline and I'm out the side door only probably in there 25 minutes. I will not repeat. If big asian girls that short you on time and shitty massages are your thing then I'd check it out! But the HE was still better than most. \

Remember guys, never drink AMP bottled water. There are addictive chemicals in there that keep you going back!

[Truthfu11]

I dunno about the others here but yeah, she looks good in pics BUT she has a face made for radio but she is pretty nice though.

I actually thought she was very attractive. Killer body, great tits. Good service, topless massage with raoming and very nice finish.

[Bear1]

Hello fellow mongers,

Just moved to a new office and looking for an AMP near the CBOT downtown Loop (LaSalle and Jackson) walking distance. Most of the posts are outside of the Loop. Any suggestions are much appreciated. You can also PM me and I will share a few outstanding Hotties in the suburbs.

Thanks!

[Gopher88]

I'm looking for a good strip club with extra's for a friend of mind, Chicago, N. W ind. I hear there are some good one in melrose park.

[Ncogni2]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...st-29/13333672

Has anyone been to the place above?

The girl in the pic looks nice. Wondering what service she provides. Just being straight up, I am more of looking for fun than massage.

I dunno about the others here but yeah, she looks good in pics BUT she has a face made for radio but she is pretty nice though.

[ChgoJJ]

Anyone have any info on Leslie at the above intersection? She has worked most of the LMP's and is indie. I should have a report next week, but any other feedback is appreciated.

My last visit with Leslie was somewhat rushed and she seemed more money hungry than in previous visits. She is sexy, but I will not repeat until I get some more positive feedback on her.

[ChgoJJ]

I know I don't post much but I've been a member now for about a year. I often visit the site for Intel and the senior guys can get on me later about taking but not giving. I will start to give more because looking like a rookie over a year later isn't doing me any good.

With that said I was interested in if anyone has been to an AMP in south side 63 and K. I see it on other sites but no luck on many reviews. Anyone been there?

Thanks,

D-Will

It has been over a year since I was there, but standard AMP with older unattractive women then.

[Permiso]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...st-29/13333672

Has anyone been to the place above?

The girl in the pic looks nice. Wondering what service she provides. Just being straight up, I am more of looking for fun than massage.

[ElginMonk]

YMMV for sure as I visited last week and the massage portion was amazing. Spent 50 mins on every part of me. I was thoroughly pleased. Mediocre HE (.1) at the end and I agree even w a shower I smelled like cheap oil / perfume. Yeah she's fat. Yeah she's older. But for price point was worth it. Won't repeat unless desperate.

I too have seen this lady last week. She offers a "free" half hour massage but it required a 30 dollar tip. The massage was a waste and she was not pleasant on the eyes. On the flip I received a topless happy ending for a 20 dollar donation, she said BJ next time. Will not repeat. If you guys want a full hour massage, with more options on the table with almost the same price search for Ivanna on craigslist.