Massage Parlor Reports

**VernaGuillar** · 11-02-12 11:30

Originally Posted by Pura Vida [View Original Post]

Based on the positive reviews I set up an appointment. I arrived to a fifty something fat latina. .5 for the hour. Massage was nonexistant, slathered with lotion and oil and ended smelling like a french working girl. I showered after and still stunk! Received a HS for. 2. Overall I wish I would have left and saved my hard earned. As always YMMV. Will not repeat.

YMMV for sure as I visited last week and the massage portion was amazing. Spent 50 mins on every part of me. I was thoroughly pleased. Mediocre HE (.1) at the end and I agree even w a shower I smelled like cheap oil / perfume. Yeah she's fat. Yeah she's older. But for price point was worth it. Won't repeat unless desperate.

**Humpfree** · 11-02-12 10:27

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

I take it they must have reopened? They were closed for a wile.

There close to home.

**Gopher88** · 11-02-12 10:20

Originally Posted by WhoItBe [View Original Post]

Went to Archer Spa today, had a ugly ass MT, didn't get her name. But I didn't care, needed a quick release. $65 for the hour with a TS. On the TS there was lots of attention to the boys. Good massage, on the flip got nothing, jack shit. I was beyond pissed and she had the fuckin nerv to ask for a tip.

I take it they must have reopened? They were closed for a wile.

**Northside Jim** · 11-02-12 00:28

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

Jim where have you been? I though you may have retired.

I'm still out there mongering! Funds have been tight but I can still splurge once in a while. Been spending time on the other board. Trying some different things. I was chastised a while back for giving out too much info so I've been playing things closer to the chest. Shoot me a pm & I can relay some adventures.

**Pura Vida** · 11-01-12 16:38

Based on the positive reviews I set up an appointment. I arrived to a fifty something fat latina. .5 for the hour. Massage was nonexistant, slathered with lotion and oil and ended smelling like a french working girl. I showered after and still stunk! Received a HS for. 2. Overall I wish I would have left and saved my hard earned. As always YMMV. Will not repeat.

**WhoItBe** · 11-01-12 14:35

Went to Archer Spa today, had a ugly ass MT, didn't get her name. But I didn't care, needed a quick release. $65 for the hour with a TS. On the TS there was lots of attention to the boys. Good massage, on the flip got nothing, jack shit. I was beyond pissed and she had the fuckin nerv to ask for a tip.

**DWill** · 11-01-12 14:23

I know I don't post much but I've been a member now for about a year. I often visit the site for Intel and the senior guys can get on me later about taking but not giving. I will start to give more because looking like a rookie over a year later isn't doing me any good.

With that said I was interested in if anyone has been to an AMP in south side 63 and K. I see it on other sites but no luck on many reviews. Anyone been there?

Thanks,

D-Will

**PussyPoker** · 11-01-12 11:53

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

Bangkok "Just down the street" Down the street from where? 1/2 hour away? From where?

I can't find anything Bangkok in Chicago. I'm lost. Eva at Yuan Yuan is at 819 South Western

I think what he is saying is that if Eva is Thai that they have no since of time. You said you told her you were parking down the street. Meaning you could be there in 5 min. Or 30 min.

Just like telling someone in Chicago that you will be there in 45 min but show up in 25 min vs telling someone from Mississippi that you will be there in 5 min and show up 45 min later.

**Gopher88** · 11-01-12 08:56

Originally Posted by Asianplvr [View Original Post]

I've been to Bangkok and "just down the street" Could mean 1/2 hour away. Not saying she's Thai, but may have similar background experience.

Bangkok "Just down the street" Down the street from where? 1/2 hour away? From where?
I can't find anything Bangkok in Chicago. I'm lost. Eva at Yuan Yuan is at 819 South Western

**Gopher88** · 11-01-12 08:46

Originally Posted by Roscoe23 [View Original Post]

Little birdie told me they were fixing inside not shut down.

That's a good sign for sure.

**Asianplvr** · 10-31-12 21:34

Originally Posted by Magooski [View Original Post]

They won't get much repeat business of they can't understand what an appointment is'

I've been to Bangkok and "just down the street" Could mean 1/2 hour away. Not saying she's Thai, but may have similar background experience.

**Magooski** · 10-31-12 16:10

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

I parked down the street, Called there asked for Eva she said I'm Eva. Ask me when I could be there? Told her I'm parked down the street. Rang the bell not 5 min's later. Guy came to the door said she was busy. Maybe she didn't understand me. Don't know for sure.

They won't get much repeat business of they can't understand what an appointment is'

**Hellatrouble123** · 10-31-12 13:58

Originally Posted by Roscoe23 [View Original Post]

Little birdie told me they were fixing inside not shut down.

Thanks. Thats good news. Will try to drop by there by tomorrow hopefully they are open.

**Gopher88** · 10-31-12 12:05

Originally Posted by Magooski [View Original Post]

Made appointment, show up on time and get the We busy now! Come back in 1 hour, so I did. Same story. See previous post on how my day ended'

I parked down the street, Called there asked for Eva she said I'm Eva. Ask me when I could be there? Told her I'm parked down the street. Rang the bell not 5 min's later. Guy came to the door said she was busy. Maybe she didn't understand me. Don't know for sure.