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[Atoosa]

My friend spent a night in your area over the weekend, and gave Simone a try. He was not wanting to drive around in unfamiliar territory and was looking for outcall, and had figured out that his hotel was in Simone's neighborhood. Simone picked up and was pleasant on the phone. She agreed to his request for her to arrive an hour later. When the time approached, Simone both texted and called him to explain that she'd lost her keys. She was apologetic and mentioned that she'd just get a cab since she was so close. She then texted that the keys were located and was on the way. It seemed legit. Later, she wouldn't answer her ringing phone at the beginning and end of the session, and may have even muted it during session. She could make intelligent conversation (though sometimes was conversation of a 23 year old) and had enough sense to dress appropriately for going through the hotel's lobby.

My friend told me that the pics in the ads were hers, but from a couple of years ago. Some tats had appeared, and some of the tone had disappeared, perhaps post baby. She was still very acceptable, though. No post-baby pouch and minimal post baby effect on her bee cups. He said her body was all and all pretty good and lightweight but some would not call her a full fledged spinner. Hair was synthetic but again not a big negative. No weird smells, etc.

He goes on to tell me that she does everything covered and doesn't do much GFE. But, she wasn't cold or mechanical, and was in no way in a rush. When asked, she said Mr Grant could order from the greek menu (he declined) ; otherwise everything else was all inclusive. She was content with the multiple positions, both in and out of bed. Never a complaint. My friend said that he happened to be particularly on his game that night and she really took everything like a champ.

My friend said that, being an out of towner with minimal pre-trip recon opportunity, he felt $$ for outcall with Simone was a decent value. She had a good to very good bod, great attitute and commitment. Of course, my buddy isn't from the big city and doesn't know what magical things it might offer. But if someone found themselves in a similar situation and didn't want to take a gamble, he'd recommend Simone.

Her more recent ad:

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...abe-23/9181781

Phone number ends in 2795 and I think it is a NJ area code though she seems established in NoVA.

She is a sweety. Really slim. Has sexy eyes, stares deeply at you especially when she is fighting NOT to have that special moment. Will repeat.

[Captn Stubbing]

Yeah noobie, your handle is appropriate to you and says it all. I sure am pleased that you got your chuckles, but the fact is that it has had me terrified to get stopped by LE while driving using my cell with my SCI clearance and all.

LMAO. Thanks for the laugh. You engage in this hobby but are worried about getting a talking on the phone ticket.

You guys are too funny.

[MoonView]

I've been looking at Connie in Manassas for awhile and want to go ahead and give her a go. I've read the reviews here and none of them discuss the menu. If someone could, I'd like to know whats what if possible.

Everything posted here is correct, sweet as pie and the BBBJ is really really good but the age and smell of smoke deterred me from a repeat visit many moons ago, YMMV but at least you go in with expectations where they should be.

MnV

[Powkid]

Anyone seen this young lady? Couldn't find anything on her. Thanks!

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/10...ion-25/9078021

[LoveLatin05]

LL05:

Not only did you post your inquiry on the wrong board, but you also should have done your homework to see that this ad is usin stolen pics! These pics blow up on Google Image w / multiple names, numbers, cities, etc. More importantly, the fact that she's conveniently coverin her face w / the phone and that the pics can't be enlarged are dead giveaways.

Pizzle.

Yeah thanks!

[Pizzlepro02]

LL05:

Not only did you post your inquiry on the wrong board, but you also should have done your homework to see that this ad is usin stolen pics! These pics blow up on Google Image w / multiple names, numbers, cities, etc. More importantly, the fact that she's conveniently coverin her face w / the phone and that the pics can't be enlarged are dead giveaways.

Pizzle.

Looks like she belongs to one of you guys. She's visiting boston any intel on her? I want to see the face before I commit.

http://virginiabeach.backpage.com/Fe...247-24/8508708

Cherish, xxx-768-8363 thanks.

[Omega0003]

Sashimi,

If you have a SCI you should probably get another hobby.

Yeah noobie, your handle is appropriate to you and says it all. I sure am pleased that you got your chuckles, but the fact is that it has had me terrified to get stopped by LE while driving using my cell with my SCI clearance and all.

[Stashio]

Asia Monroe:

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...nce-21/8339806

Asia Mulan:

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts...mation/8981736

Man, that is so sweet! I would love to get ahold of that for an hour!

[Morozek]

Yeah noobie, your handle is appropriate to you and says it all. I sure am pleased that you got your chuckles, but the fact is that it has had me terrified to get stopped by LE while driving using my cell with my SCI clearance and all.

That's no joke.

[Bunker Buster]

Looks like she belongs to one of you guys. She's visiting boston any intel on her? I want to see the face before I commit.

http://virginiabeach.backpage.com/Fe...247-24/8508708

Cherish, xxx-768-8363 thanks.

LL, Virginia Beach is 200 miles down the road from here. You need to go to the Virginia forum, and check with the guys in Tidewater and Hampton.

Good luck,

BB

[Sashimi]

So, what you're saying is you will freely engage in our Monger hobby but draw the line when it comes to driving and talking on the phone in MD? Hilarious!

Yeah noobie, your handle is appropriate to you and says it all. I sure am pleased that you got your chuckles, but the fact is that it has had me terrified to get stopped by LE while driving using my cell with my SCI clearance and all.

[Swvadude]

My friend spent a night in your area over the weekend, and gave Simone a try. He was not wanting to drive around in unfamiliar territory and was looking for outcall, and had figured out that his hotel was in Simone's neighborhood. Simone picked up and was pleasant on the phone. She agreed to his request for her to arrive an hour later. When the time approached, Simone both texted and called him to explain that she'd lost her keys. She was apologetic and mentioned that she'd just get a cab since she was so close. She then texted that the keys were located and was on the way. It seemed legit. Later, she wouldn't answer her ringing phone at the beginning and end of the session, and may have even muted it during session. She could make intelligent conversation (though sometimes was conversation of a 23 year old) and had enough sense to dress appropriately for going through the hotel's lobby.

My friend told me that the pics in the ads were hers, but from a couple of years ago. Some tats had appeared, and some of the tone had disappeared, perhaps post baby. She was still very acceptable, though. No post-baby pouch and minimal post baby effect on her bee cups. He said her body was all and all pretty good and lightweight but some would not call her a full fledged spinner. Hair was synthetic but again not a big negative. No weird smells, etc.

He goes on to tell me that she does everything covered and doesn't do much GFE. But, she wasn't cold or mechanical, and was in no way in a rush. When asked, she said Mr Grant could order from the greek menu (he declined) ; otherwise everything else was all inclusive. She was content with the multiple positions, both in and out of bed. Never a complaint. My friend said that he happened to be particularly on his game that night and she really took everything like a champ.

My friend said that, being an out of towner with minimal pre-trip recon opportunity, he felt $$ for outcall with Simone was a decent value. She had a good to very good bod, great attitute and commitment. Of course, my buddy isn't from the big city and doesn't know what magical things it might offer. But if someone found themselves in a similar situation and didn't want to take a gamble, he'd recommend Simone.

Her more recent ad:

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...abe-23/9181781

Phone number ends in 2795 and I think it is a NJ area code though she seems established in NoVA.

[LoveLatin05]

Looks like she belongs to one of you guys. She's visiting boston any intel on her? I want to see the face before I commit.

http://virginiabeach.backpage.com/Fe...247-24/8508708

Cherish, xxx-768-8363 thanks.

[Rudraidhe]

Asia Monroe:

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...nce-21/8339806

Asia Mulan:

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts...mation/8981736

[HandBanana]

The other complication is that there are restrictions to cell phone use while driving in Maryland. It becomes difficult to set up anything with a provider while you are driving to her location.

So, what you're saying is you will freely engage in our Monger hobby but draw the line when it comes to driving and talking on the phone in MD? Hilarious!