Massage Parlor Reports

**Gopher88** · 10-03-12 00:14

Originally Posted by JuanPrimo [View Original Post]

Nuru is squishy slippery substance made from seaweed. They lay you on a plastic mat and ooze the nuru all over you. Then a naked asian girl slips and slides all over you. Never done it, wouldn't mind trying it.

I wouldn't mind trying it ether

**Gopher88** · 10-03-12 00:12

Originally Posted by Horny Dog #2 [View Original Post]

Gopher,

I would not expect that the girl you see will be the girl in the picture. It was not for me (but the girl was still attractive). It was a typical Asian apartment setup (where the girls in the ads are rarely the girl that is actually there). The only difference from the typical Asian apartment was the Nuru option for about 100 bucks more.

Thanks Mr. Dog

**Horny Dog #2** · 10-02-12 20:53

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

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And how about this beauty below. WOW Any one know anything about her. May be need to take a trip to the north side to see her, Jean & Judes. Hot Dog.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...25-25/11372890

Gopher,

I would not expect that the girl you see will be the girl in the picture. It was not for me (but the girl was still attractive). It was a typical Asian apartment setup (where the girls in the ads are rarely the girl that is actually there). The only difference from the typical Asian apartment was the Nuru option for about 100 bucks more.

**OPIllini** · 10-02-12 19:24

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ng-45/12658788

I called this place a couple of weeks ago for info. 45 for 1/2 hour & 65 for 1 hour, no shower. I passed because I felt that was too pricey for a place with no shower. Anyone here had any luck with this spot? Feel free to PM

**BigDog16** · 10-02-12 18:34

Originally Posted by JuanPrimo [View Original Post]

Nuru is squishy slippery substance made from seaweed. They lay you on a plastic mat and ooze the nuru all over you. Then a naked asian girl slips and slides all over you. Never done it, wouldn't mind trying it.

Nuru is fun but it has to be with the right provider. Some do it up nice while others are looking for an excuse to jack up their prices.

**JuanPrimo** · 10-02-12 10:09

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

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And how about this beauty below. WOW Any one know anything about her. May be need to take a trip to the north side to see her, Jean & Judes. Hot Dog.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...25-25/11372890

Nuru is squishy slippery substance made from seaweed. They lay you on a plastic mat and ooze the nuru all over you. Then a naked asian girl slips and slides all over you. Never done it, wouldn't mind trying it.

**Gopher88** · 10-02-12 07:57

Originally Posted by Horny Dog #2 [View Original Post]

Fireman,

I posted about one of the Nuru options near O'hare earlier this year. See link below.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...57#post1436257

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And how about this beauty below. WOW Any one know anything about her. May be need to take a trip to the north side to see her, Jean & Judes. Hot Dog.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...25-25/11372890

**HoeBeau** · 10-01-12 23:58

Originally Posted by Silvio [View Original Post]

I Officially announce that I am full of shit. Anything I wrote or will write is complete bullshit. I have never engaged nor will I engage in any illegal activity. Its purely coincidental if I go to an AMP and my cock ends up in my therapists hand, mouth or pussy. Its merely a high tech hologram. The jizz extruding from said cock is simply a 3-Dimensional effect setup by yours truly. Don't forget your 3-D glasses for full effect. Furthermore I don't participate in anything deemed immoral or unethical. Any evidence pointing to the contrary is complete and utter bullshit fabricated by LEO with higher tech gadgets than I.

That these things are like waving a red cape at a snorting 400 lb bull? Eh, whatever.

**Gopher88** · 10-01-12 15:53

Originally Posted by Roscoe23 [View Original Post]

How was the session? I went there last week and it was pretty good.

I went there when they first opened, I was with the cute gal from the old Sennia's she's alway a good time. Went there a month R so ago. And as for as them saying grand opening? Some Spa's Been saying that for a realy time. Over a year R so

**Nighthawk1955** · 10-01-12 12:44

Everything I have posted on this forum or said in real life is a work of fiction. Every single thing ever.

Originally Posted by Kda Kodiac [View Original Post]

I guess I can pile on:

I am stating now for public record that every person I know, willing or unwilling, needs to be made aware that I not only do not speak the truth, carry the truth, or any means resemble the truth. All statements made here by me are fanciful representations of a mind in another dimension. Believe anything I say at your peril since all is made up or part of a warped sense of conjecture. In short truth is not spoken here.

**WalkBob** · 10-01-12 12:28

Originally Posted by HoodleDoodle [View Original Post]

Far away and don't look back. On so many levels, the worst experience ever.

I'm not positive but this sounds like someone I saw about 4-5 years ago. Only my second experience. My first had been a rushed one with a hot looking girl and this woman sounded friendly on the phone. I got to her house (yes, her house as she was in the process of getting a workplace). I arrive and she is wearing a bathrobe. Takes it off and her stomach looked like the back of giant turtle. Hard as a pregnant belly but much larger. Not flabby but like she had a shell under her skin. Wierd. She also smelled old lady perfume bad. So, she gives a good CBJ and talks a lot about the things she wants to do to me. I'm not into her but hop on for some mish. Her acting was awful and ruining the moment. Like a terrible porn movie. After about 3 minutes she says that is all and offers a prostate massage or jack off. I take the jack off. I finish up and leave. She could tell I was not happy and offered to let me come back at no charge (give her props for trying) but I had no interest. She had tons of rules and her faking it was awful. One of my worst experience in the hobby.

**Gopher88** · 10-01-12 10:06

If you Google her number. Comes up with apt. Rental's Every where?

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-line/13230433

**Roscoe23** · 10-01-12 00:01

Originally Posted by Sdjsingle [View Original Post]

This place has been around for a while though the ads still say 'Grand Opening'.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...hower/12456201

Not very clean. The table shower room was filthy and the towels were wet.

I gave it a shot, won't go back.

How was the session? I went there last week and it was pretty good.

**Horny Dog #2** · 09-30-12 20:00

Originally Posted by Fireman469 [View Original Post]

Hey all, I'm from Indy but heading to your area soon. I was curious for some info on these girls offering Nuru near OHare. I have seen a few mixed reviews on E but nothing too confirming either way.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...30-24/12389533

Any help would be appreciated. Please PM me

Fireman,

I posted about one of the Nuru options near O'hare earlier this year. See link below.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...57#post1436257

**Fireman469** · 09-30-12 17:37

Hey all, I'm from Indy but heading to your area soon. I was curious for some info on these girls offering Nuru near OHare. I have seen a few mixed reviews on E but nothing too confirming either way.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...30-24/12389533

Any help would be appreciated. Please PM me