Massage Parlor Reports

**Werewolf0956** · 09-27-12 23:44

All I do on this forum is fantasy, farce, made up, not real, blah blah.

**NoSmoking** · 09-27-12 22:36

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

Does any one know R been with this one? Let me know.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ful-37/6477311

Only one review, not promising.

http://www.theeroticreview.com/revie....asp?id=200278

**Kda Kodiac** · 09-27-12 22:16

I guess I can pile on:

I am stating now for public record that every person I know, willing or unwilling, needs to be made aware that I not only do not speak the truth, carry the truth, or any means resemble the truth. All statements made here by me are fanciful representations of a mind in another dimension. Believe anything I say at your peril since all is made up or part of a warped sense of conjecture. In short truth is not spoken here.

**E6671** · 09-27-12 21:47

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

Does any one know R been with this one? Let me know.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ful-37/6477311

She has a single review on another site. Heavier and older than the posting states.

**Gopher88** · 09-27-12 21:21

Does any one know R been with this one? Let me know.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ful-37/6477311

**Gopher88** · 09-27-12 20:38

Originally Posted by Magooski [View Original Post]

When in Rome. I'll go ahead and post my official disclaimer as well too

Official Disclaimer.

I am submitting my official membership disclaimer. The disclaimer applies to all membership posts: past, current and future. I hereby officially state that all my posts are for entertainment purposes only. Events of posts may or may not be true. Use and assess posts with your own discretion. I do not and have never engaged in any illegal activities whether being major or minor.

I hear in Accent Rome the Romans did a lot more thing than we do? Do we have any Roman Massage parlor's? If not maybe we could take to Mamason in Matteson And she could hire one. How about that ?

**TonyDe** · 09-27-12 20:32

To who it may concern: I am serving notice to the world at large that I am a delusional fantasist as well as a pathological, habitual liar. Every single family member and the few friends I have are aware of this deep character flaw. Only the foolish believe a word I say, and even the most foolish eventually catch on.

**SouthSideRed** · 09-27-12 20:28

Official Disclaimer.

I am submitting my official membership disclaimer. The disclaimer applies to all membership posts: past, current and future. I hereby officially state that all my posts are for entertainment purposes only. Events of posts may or may not be true. Use and assess posts with your own discretion. I do not and have never engaged in any illegal activities whether being major or minor.

**Magooski** · 09-27-12 20:19

When in Rome. I'll go ahead and post my official disclaimer as well too

Official Disclaimer.

I am submitting my official membership disclaimer. The disclaimer applies to all membership posts: past, current and future. I hereby officially state that all my posts are for entertainment purposes only. Events of posts may or may not be true. Use and assess posts with your own discretion. I do not and have never engaged in any illegal activities whether being major or minor.

**NoSmoking** · 09-27-12 19:48

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

It sure is. Just checked the City of Chicago's BACP page, and as of August 30, 2012, Massage Therapy at 3334 W Peterson is no more. License was revoked. Yet another needless lynching of an AMP in Chicago.

Damn, used to love going to see Cici there.

**OPIllini** · 09-27-12 19:40

I guess I'll go ahead and post an official disclaimer as well, like other Seniors have lately.

Official Disclaimer

I am submitting my official membership disclaimer. The disclaimer applies to all membership posts: past, current and future. I hereby officially state that all my posts are for entertainment purposes only. Events of posts may or may not be true. Use and assess posts with your own discretion. I do not and have never engaged in any illegal activities whether being major or minor.

**OPIllini** · 09-27-12 19:37

Originally Posted by Dgordon630 [View Original Post]

Drove by a couple times in the last week and open sign was off. Last night whole sign was turned off. Looks like this one is out of commission.

It sure is. Just checked the City of Chicago's BACP page, and as of August 30, 2012, Massage Therapy at 3334 W Peterson is no more. License was revoked. Yet another needless lynching of an AMP in Chicago.

**Dgordon630** · 09-27-12 07:37

Drove by a couple times in the last week and open sign was off. Last night whole sign was turned off. Looks like this one is out of commission.

**Gopher88** · 09-26-12 23:17

Official Disclaimer

I am submitting my official membership disclaimer. The disclaimer applies to all membership post: past, current and future. I hereby officially state that all my post are for entertainment purposes only. Events of post may or may not be true. Use and assess post with your own discretion. I do not and have never engaged in any illegal activities whether being major or minor.

**RodBrass** · 09-25-12 14:13

Originally Posted by Vazooli [View Original Post]

"Methinks thou doth protest too much."

-Vazooli

Me thinks I should go back to one of my oldest rules I am breaking."You can't argue with stupid, they olny pull you down to their level and beat you with experience". So don't bandy words with me. I think you are all fluff and no substance. In 5 Years you have never posted any original content, only commented on others post. No reviews, no new leads, experiences. Nothing! If real seniors on this board should be leary of, it is someone it is you. I don't think you have an original thought ever, just comments on someone else's posts. So there is the pot calling the kettle black about being schill.

I answered the real seniors who PMed me, I reported my experience for the betterment of both clients and hopefully astute providers. And my future worth to the board will be in the content forthcoming. For now,

While I appreciate the additional post totals, I won't go back and forth any further. The history of your posts says it all.