Streetwalker Reports

**Cephlapod Love** · 07-19-12 08:13

Originally Posted by TrueNoob 86 [View Original Post]

Ok so I was advised to start my research on the hobby by reading the "22 rules for street mongering" and everyone's old post for information. Why I seriously thought that there would be a beginner's FAQ shows you how much of a noob I really am.

But I thought of something first. Is it even remotely wise and / or safe to "date" without a car? I can see the clear advantages (mobility, convenience, protection if used correctly) And I'm in a really sucky neighborhood so while I could probably find a SW without a problem, I'm lonely-ish (almost everything else you could think of to make one consider the hobby) but not that suicidal. Plus if the answer is no, I suppose I could go the strip club route.

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Yeah, go ahead and walk the stroll! Give up your power and protection to the streets. Head into some girl's crib or unknown spot she suggests. No problem there. Drug using girls are always Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Obedient, Cheerful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean, and Reverent!

It seems like your desperate state has you looking for short cuts and nothing will stop you. After all what does the collective knowledge of this site really know?

The heck with those stupid 22 Rules! Yeah, go for it! Dive in! You don't need no stinkin' education!

Er..... Go rub one out, or two. My advice, again fwiw. Think with the BIG head before allowing the little one to steer you into the School of Hard Knocks.

BTW, there was some discussion on one of the Philly threads, in the last year or so, about mongering from a taxi-cab. Quite a lively discussion, if I recall. Bottom line was a control issue: give that control to a cabbie that might be as bad as giving it over to the streets as well. Also recall that the perspective of "on foot" mongering was also discussed. So no need to read the thread - what possibly could be there?

Look, we get a lot of noobies showing up TAKING. Asking for advice on one girl or another or asking questions and then never giving anything back. While I think most would be willing to be helpful, perhaps one needs to demonstrate something first? Nothing wrong with being new. Everyone starts there, but goodness, ain't nobody gunna tell you to avoid the 22 Rules.....

That is unless I'm wasting my time here. Is there something frying in the pan next to the sunny-side eggs?

**TrueNoob 86** · 07-18-12 16:15

Ok so I was advised to start my research on the hobby by reading the "22 rules for street mongering" and everyone's old post for information. Why I seriously thought that there would be a beginner's FAQ shows you how much of a noob I really am.

But I thought of something first. Is it even remotely wise and / or safe to "date" without a car? I can see the clear advantages (mobility, convenience, protection if used correctly) And I'm in a really sucky neighborhood so while I could probably find a SW without a problem, I'm lonely-ish (almost everything else you could think of to make one consider the hobby) but not that suicidal. Plus if the answer is no, I suppose I could go the strip club route.

**Hungry Coyote** · 07-18-12 15:44

Originally Posted by Texaco Tim [View Original Post]

Did not mean to stump the panel. Thanks for those who are from the seventies as I am and explained my meaning. Now can anyone finally exlain why my 8-track only has 4 channels?

8-track, now that's funny. Actually, I still own my 8-track recorder. Even back then blank 8-tracks were hard to find.

**Barry Manilow** · 07-18-12 10:32

Originally Posted by Tonsil Hockey [View Original Post]

Barry Manilow sucked just as bad in both formats.

Tonsil Hockey,

I'm here at the Copa with Mandy who just waved me over. I thought she was tryin to get the feelin, like she usually does after a long show. Nope. This one's for you, she said, pointing to your post on the computer screen. Even now I can't tell you how devastated I felt when I read it. C'mon, Tonsil Hockey, I know you're just one voice out there but I'd like to get you back as a fan somewhere down the road. And poor Mandy can't smile without you. You're making our lives miserable, man.

Maybe we could spend a weekend in New England. You could watch the ships while I write the songs. Maybe something would click:

You: Man, I'm ready to take a chance again.

Me: Even now?

You: Yeah man, looks like we made it!

Me: Wow. Could it be magic?

Let's hang on. Have your girl call my girl,

Barry

**Old Delinquent** · 07-18-12 08:33

I see we now have digressed into a discussion of audio systems of the past, instead of pussy-hunting. Gentlemen, please! (Although recounting the stuff we did in our youth can be very funny. That was back when we were all young and stupid. I'll have you know that we're NOT that young anymore!)

**Mike Sweeney** · 07-18-12 05:24

Originally Posted by Tonsil Hockey [View Original Post]

1. A 4-Track has only two programs,"Program 1", and "Program 2", and must be switched manually between programs.

2. An 8-Track has four programs, which would "program select" automatically when a metallic sensing strip contacts a switch next to the capstan. There was also a manual selector for purposes of changing programs.

3. 4-Track players sometimes had a fast forward option, which often tore the tape.

4. Each program has two tracks, a left channel and an right channel, to allow for stereo; more advanced 8-Track models had additional channel separation / discrimination capabilities used to process the more advanced quadrophonic stereo signals.

5. Barry Manilow sucked just as bad in both formats.

6. I wish that it was the 1970's again, and that I could lose my virginity another five times during the summer of 1978.

7. You had to jam a matchbook under both cartridges to stabilize them during rough rides.

8. Ralph "S", custom recorded radio programs which sounded like WIFI-92 on 8-Tracks, and after a certain predetermined queue (usually another song),"Go All The Way" by the Raspberries would magically come on. He was responsible for the deflowering of more people than any single human in world history.

I miss those days.

One very long word "In-A-Gadda-the-Vida" on 8-Track, classic.

**Tonsil Hockey** · 07-18-12 01:40

Originally Posted by Texaco Tim [View Original Post]

Did not mean to stump the panel. Thanks for those who are from the seventies as I am and explained my meaning. Now can anyone finally explain why my 8-track only has 4 channels?

1. A 4-Track has only two programs,"Program 1", and "Program 2", and must be switched manually between programs.

2. An 8-Track has four programs, which would "program select" automatically when a metallic sensing strip contacts a switch next to the capstan. There was also a manual selector for purposes of changing programs.

3. 4-Track players sometimes had a fast forward option, which often tore the tape.

4. Each program has two tracks, a left channel and an right channel, to allow for stereo; more advanced 8-Track models had additional channel separation / discrimination capabilities used to process the more advanced quadrophonic stereo signals.

5. Barry Manilow sucked just as bad in both formats.

6. I wish that it was the 1970's again, and that I could lose my virginity another five times during the summer of 1978.

7. You had to jam a matchbook under both cartridges to stabilize them during rough rides.

8. Ralph "S", custom recorded radio programs which sounded like WIFI-92 on 8-Tracks, and after a certain predetermined queue (usually another song),"Go All The Way" by the Raspberries would magically come on. He was responsible for the deflowering of more people than any single human in world history.

I miss those days.

**Enveed05** · 07-17-12 20:09

Well TexTim. I'm sure that was a rhetorical question but I couldn't resist. 8 songs on the 8-Track versus 4 speakers in your 4-Channel (quadraphonic) stereo. Now I was just a tot in the 70's but that's my story and I'm sticking to it. Sorry to all for the brief lapse of off-topicness. Now back to work, all of you!

Originally Posted by Texaco Tim [View Original Post]

Did not mean to stump the panel. Thanks for those who are from the seventies as I am and explained my meaning. Now can anyone finally exlain why my 8-track only has 4 channels?

**Texaco Tim** · 07-17-12 19:55

Did not mean to stump the panel. Thanks for those who are from the seventies as I am and explained my meaning. Now can anyone finally exlain why my 8-track only has 4 channels?

**Drinkuin** · 07-17-12 18:25

So, is BSW out and WOC in now?

**CookyJar** · 07-17-12 06:26

Originally Posted by Enveed05 [View Original Post]

CookyJar, I think he means a. Woman of Color.

If that's the case, I cannot help you Tim. The girl I had in mind is a WSW.

Originally Posted by CookyJar [View Original Post]

Tim,

I may be able to help you with this one. I am still running behind in my reviews. I will put a rush on this one. Give me a couple of days. I think it is the same girl.

BTW: What's a WOC. Someone should update the Abbreviation section.

CookyJar

Here is the funny part. I did pick-up a tiny little, cute as a button, BSW in that area. But! She would not allow photos. No, to pictures is a deal breaker for me. She did have some very nice natural boobs and claimed to have no kids. From what I could see, she had a very tantalizing body to go along with her cute face.

I jumped to conclusions because I recently met a cute WSW who goes by the same name.

CookyJar

**JerryGarcia** · 07-17-12 00:06

Originally Posted by CookyJar [View Original Post]

Tim,

BTW: What's a WOC. Someone should update the Abbreviation section.

CookyJar

Woman of Color?

**Sivad1** · 07-16-12 22:10

Originally Posted by CookyJar [View Original Post]

Tim,

I may be able to help you with this one. I am still running behind in my reviews. I will put a rush on this one. Give me a couple of days. I think it is the same girl.

BTW: What's a WOC. Someone should update the Abbreviation section.

CookyJar

CJ, it means "Woman of Color"

**Macguy68** · 07-16-12 21:58

Has anyone had any contact with "hottie" Nicole? I know she was locked up but I figured she would have been released by now.

**Enveed05** · 07-16-12 21:37

CookyJar, I think he means a. Woman of Color.

Originally Posted by CookyJar [View Original Post]

Tim,

I may be able to help you with this one. I am still running behind in my reviews. I will put a rush on this one. Give me a couple of days. I think it is the same girl.

BTW: What's a WOC. Someone should update the Abbreviation section.

CookyJar