Massage Parlor Reports

[Dr Octopus]

I just don't get it, why is there always so much drama in the MP thread yet hardly any reports in the MT thread?

So when hoes stroke yo dick for money everybody's all nicey nicey and when you bang 'them it's got to get all personal and shit?

He is a jackass, I know who he is. Because of him all my post has to be checked out first.

[TropicalSex]

Shucks, if you don't like what you see, just tell them firmly but politely that you don't like the woman and ift they don't want to show another girl, just politely leave. MS probably goes through this dozen times a day and doesn't matter. Its your money ultimately, and after all it's business. You don't go into bmw to buy a ford pinto, same thing here. You can try to be nice, but hey in the end, you're no different from the next John that comes in and someone might just be doing the same thing as I just said. Be nice to the one that services you, that's all that matters, bcuz based on that, your service can be phenomenal or just nominal.

OK, most important is read up on providers here. Do your homework & go for the ones that sound like your cup of tea. This is the best strategy. Check the other AMP threads for Honolulu too.

Pick the chick: 1st off, yeah, try to pick a girl once you get to the front door. As mama trys to get you to come inside, ask her politely if you can choose a girl 1st. If you too shy for that, just make sure you spot the best looking one that you want & remember what she is wearing or where she is seated etc etc & ask mama for her specifically "the one in red at the right end of the couch." Just about every AMP lets you see the girls 1st & most have them seated on couches in the front. There are less than a handful that don't.

Reject the reject: I feel pretty bad about rejecting the undsireable too, but you gutta do what you gutta do. Just try to do it in the nicest, most polite manner possible. I try to make it sound like I simply want to meet EVERY girl available & it has nothing to do with them personally. I say "You're very pretty but would you mind / is it alright / may I, meet some of the other girls FIRST. (I say first, as in, if there is no one else better I will be choosing you) But it don't matter. Say anything. Say "Are there any other girls available. I'd like to meet them all 1st" Some mamas will bring the entire lineup to the room door & introduce 1 by 1 by name.

So good luck with that, & remember to report back.

[DatyLuva]

Went back to try Cherry. As reported. I think she's in her early 30's. 5'3" 110 lbs. Nice D's and tight pussy. Asked mama Channel when Sugar be back and she told me she'll be back this Sunday afternoon.

Thanks for the update on Sugar's return AL!

[Sonic Boom]

OK, most important is read up on providers here. Do your homework & go for the ones that sound like your cup of tea. This is the best strategy. Check the other AMP threads for Honolulu too.

Pick the chick: 1st off, yeah, try to pick a girl once you get to the front door. As mama trys to get you to come inside, ask her politely if you can choose a girl 1st. If you too shy for that, just make sure you spot the best looking one that you want & remember what she is wearing or where she is seated etc etc & ask mama for her specifically "the one in red at the right end of the couch." Just about every AMP lets you see the girls 1st & most have them seated on couches in the front. There are less than a handful that don't.

Reject the reject: I feel pretty bad about rejecting the undsireable too, but you gutta do what you gutta do. Just try to do it in the nicest, most polite manner possible. I try to make it sound like I simply want to meet EVERY girl available & it has nothing to do with them personally. I say "You're very pretty but would you mind / is it alright / may I, meet some of the other girls FIRST. (I say first, as in, if there is no one else better I will be choosing you) But it don't matter. Say anything. Say "Are there any other girls available. I'd like to meet them all 1st" Some mamas will bring the entire lineup to the room door & introduce 1 by 1 by name.

So good luck with that, & remember to report back.

Splooge, thanks for the advice I will keep that in mind the next time I go. Other than that, it was my only bad experience. BTW this was at Ginza and the girl I seen was Miki if I remember correctly? Mind you she did show me a good time and gave me a back massage and a card for 1 free hf charge after 10 visits but like another fellow monger posted I refused. Its just that she was on the older side nothing against her. I did see 2 girls that I'd like to see the next time I go. Ill be sure to report back with full detail and description.

[SugerDaddy44]

I debated whether to see my fav. Apple or check out Erica, was told Apple quit, left HI already. Damn it! Why didn't I meet her more often?

I've been shopping around on USASG for that special treat. A 7-8+ in looks, young, AAMP. I did my homework and was told on all the great reports for Erica. First was good, but I wanted more to TOFTT to really ensure I was in for a treat.

I took a chance and made an appointment with Erica, almost felt like TOFTT because she only had 4 reports that seemed too good to be true.

Her massage was good, almost cmt quality. Very nice personality. After the flip, very sensual caress of a HJ. CBJ was good. FS was off the charts. We went at it like rabbits. Again, she and I really clicked, YMMV. But we went at it in many positions with more BJ and DATY mixed in throughout. Got home, have thought about her nonstop. Can't wait to see her again. Hope she is there for awhile.

[ZeeMo]

Yup it does look like Nana wonder if she still has braces. I loved her cute voice. You know you monger too much when you bored with your local AMPs and start looking up places in other cities.

Anyone do Angie at VIP lately she was so popular at pink but as soon as she went to VIP seems like there was little report of her. I was there a week ago and asked for her and was told she was not there. Hopefully she is still around.

Wow you really must monger too much. Angie (I still have a hard time calling her that) has such the nice pair of boobs and that goofy playful attitude how could you get bored with that.

I wonder if her massage skills have gotten better? It was kinda funny when I saw her at Pink how she would actually apologize about how bad her massage was.

Maybe she's learned how to do the Million vice grip squat hump?

Oooh, might have to try a repeat with her. If I do I'll let you guys know. Ah but that would break my attempt to hobby without repeats.

What to do?

Z

[ZeeMo]

Hey fellow mongers, I recently went to one of these establishments (not going to say where just to avoid the drama and bs) but I went in thinking I was going to be able to choose which girl I wanted to be serviced from. So I greeted the MMS and she took me to a private room, paid the hf and then waited. After about 5 minutes an older woman came in. Now at this point I was kinda turned off but didn't want to be rude so I "went with it". Got serviced which started off with a CBJ then onto cg and finished in mish. Tipped $.4 cause thats all I had at the time but she was ok with it. Jr got soft a few times so I kept my eyes closed and tried to get off by her soft touches LOL. So my question is how do U-turn down the unwanted girl for someone who is more desirable? Does any of these establishments allow you to choose from the line up or does MMS just automatically sends someone in?

Excuse me son, can you please step out of the thread. I need to see your USA Sex Guide registration and AMP stamp card.

First by NOT providing where you went and who you saw you're leaving out critical info that the guys who have the knowledge about these places and the girls need to help you. I can understand that you don't want to get your balls busted but if you going to ask for help you got to be ready to take the punishment. If you can't handle no bother asking.

Second without knowing where you went and who you saw how do we know that your post is foreals? By posting the place and girl you saw as well as little details (like tats, quirks, etc) helps to validate your post. Especially for the guys who know about the girl your reporting on.

Third you should be asking this question in the noob thread. This thread is for posting and replying to reports that can help us get the pootang we all looking for.

I think you and all the other noobs REALLY need to spend a lot of time reading the noob thread and then also asking questions there. Prove to all the old timers here you really want to learn then they'll be more wiling to help.

I just posted in the noob thread a couple days ago a pretty detailed set of recommendations that would have prevented your bad experience. There's also tons of info at the beginning of the noob thread about how to plan your attack before your AMP visit.

[Member #4221]

I bugged out from work early this afternoon and felt like having a bit of fun. I stopped by Cache to see if one of the girls I know over there was around. Apparently not so I bugged out and took a look in Club Sun since I had not been there in over 8 years. A reasonably cute girl was there and she had a nice rack but the atmosphere just did not move me. I left and just happened to see Ginza so I thought I would give it a shot. I rang the door bell and mamasan let me in, guided me to a room, collected the normal fee of. 5 and left.

I got comfortable but had to wait for one hell of a long time then finally a knock on the door followed by a very pretty young lady. She said her name was Christine; her English is passable but I had a bit of trouble understanding her. She got undressed and had very well proportioned body. I would guess 34C or D breasts that were very nice. She knelt between my legs and started a CBJ that was not to bad. She worked on that for awhile then began to get ready with some lube and a nice HJ. She mounted me with a nice ACG followed by some CG. She rode me while I fondled her breasts and kept thrusting to meet her. I finally could not wait and blew my load in the cover. She stayed on me for a bit longer then started the clean up. She offered a massage but I declined. I left a tip $.4 and got dressed and left. Offered some card good for one free visit after 10 but I did not opt for it since I only do this rarely. She said on the next visit she would do table shower. I might consider that down the road.

I did not really feel like trying multiple positions and activities today so this was a nice relaxing time with a nice young lady. I can recommend Christine since she was not trying to rush and showed me a nice time.

Hope you all have a great weekend. Stay safe.

Kap

[Splooge McDuck]

You will see women with the proper documentation.

LMFAO. Best reply ever!

Luv them sexy green card carrying sloots. I tell um "ooh baby, fuck me like an American citizen." Whoo!

[Panda Bike]

He is a jackass, I know who he is. Because of him all my post has to be checked out first.

There I was just trying to be nice and get some info and this guy got to act like a jackass. So I guess I got to treat him like a jackass. I know I'm not literally your brother (and glad). Just trying to be friendly as this board is a "brotherhood" of some sorts. Your two posts about her were out of the blue, unsolicited, and led me to believe you had her in the sack. Now if you had just mentioned you didn't get her service, none of this shit would've come up. And if you were mature as you think you are, you would've just replied that, sorry, you haven't had her services but was just commenting on her looks. But saying "I'm not your brother" and insinuating that I'm "some immature idiot" w / the inbox and "don't try" just led me to believe one thing-you're a dick. Like you said, everybody has their own tastes and she happens to fit some of ours. And you probably like your girls perfect because you're some greek adonis w / a six pack. And that's why you got to pay for pussy like the rest of us "studs" (LOL).

BTW, I ended up seeing her and her service is pretty damn good for the price she charges ($$). Typical shitty little apt in waiks that she keeps clean. New pics are accurate. She has slimmed down but does have loose skin and stretch marks on the belly (deal breaker for some). Turned me off a little at first. But once we got into it, all that didn't matter. Pretty face (yes, I said pretty!) still got that booty and some small titties. All covered. Lots of dfk and loved DATY. As always, YMMV. Great personality and we clicked pretty good. Potential GFE if can get her to BBBJ and msog. Will work on that the next time. Yes, I'm reapeating.

[Splooge McDuck]

Hey fellow mongers, I recently went to one of these establishments (not going to say where just to avoid the drama and bs) but I went in thinking I was going to be able to choose which girl I wanted to be serviced from. So I greeted the MMS and she took me to a private room, paid the hf and then waited. After about 5 minutes an older woman came in. Now at this point I was kinda turned off but didn't want to be rude so I "went with it". Got serviced which started off with a CBJ then onto cg and finished in mish. Tipped $.4 cause thats all I had at the time but she was ok with it. Jr got soft a few times so I kept my eyes closed and tried to get off by her soft touches LOL. So my question is how do U-turn down the unwanted girl for someone who is more desirable? Does any of these establishments allow you to choose from the line up or does MMS just automatically sends someone in?

OK, most important is read up on providers here. Do your homework & go for the ones that sound like your cup of tea. This is the best strategy. Check the other AMP threads for Honolulu too.

Pick the chick: 1st off, yeah, try to pick a girl once you get to the front door. As mama trys to get you to come inside, ask her politely if you can choose a girl 1st. If you too shy for that, just make sure you spot the best looking one that you want & remember what she is wearing or where she is seated etc etc & ask mama for her specifically "the one in red at the right end of the couch." Just about every AMP lets you see the girls 1st & most have them seated on couches in the front. There are less than a handful that don't.

Reject the reject: I feel pretty bad about rejecting the undsireable too, but you gutta do what you gutta do. Just try to do it in the nicest, most polite manner possible. I try to make it sound like I simply want to meet EVERY girl available & it has nothing to do with them personally. I say "You're very pretty but would you mind / is it alright / may I, meet some of the other girls FIRST. (I say first, as in, if there is no one else better I will be choosing you) But it don't matter. Say anything. Say "Are there any other girls available. I'd like to meet them all 1st" Some mamas will bring the entire lineup to the room door & introduce 1 by 1 by name.

So good luck with that, & remember to report back.

[Awabi Lover]

Went looking for Sugar but she wasnt back from NY yet. MS Channel recomended Cherry. Sugar's friend. Cherry walks in after The solo shower rountine and turns down The lights right away. I'm thinking oh no she's trying to hide something. Nope, face was a 7 and body was a 9. She's got super soft pair of full D's. Must have gotten them done at The same doc as Sugar bcuz I almost mistook them for natural D's like Sugar. CBJ was ok. Standing K9 was great. She's got a nice plump booty. One of The nicer ones I've seen on a K-girl. Finished in mish but wished I stayed with The K9. Only negative was that she seemed to try and convince me to keep seeing her and Sugar may or may not be back even though she said earlier they were good friends and lived in The same bldg and all. I guess she needs to make her money so friends come second. May repeat just to see if menu opens up more or if Sugar really doesn't return.

Went back to try Cherry. As reported. I think she's in her early 30's. 5'3" 110 lbs. Nice D's and tight pussy. Asked mama Channel when Sugar be back and she told me she'll be back this Sunday afternoon.

[YG365]

Yo,

It's worth repeating-once you come to the DARK SIDE, you may never go back LOL. Ditto, when my broker bud lived here, and he porking the realtor hoe regina 3x per week, easily spent 3K per month on dem hoes. I wuz porking Million and Jackie / Julie the same week, and Anna / Angie every weekend-and more. Good to have a rich friend.

Jb

I feel ya. Now that I'm going once or twice every few months, I've been actually able to save a lot of money! Been able to buy me all kinds of gadgets like a new camcorder, iPhone, iPad, macbook pro, etc. I'd stay away from AMPs and this site. This site always makes me want to go back after reading about a new hottie or old hottie returning!

[Somerset]

Showing signs of nervousness is not good. It can make a provider feel uncomfortable and suspicious. Even if you knew how she looked like or had an idea, you'll still be nervous. It's ok man it's ok. Just walk in there with your warm innocent smile, be polite, talk in a nice gentle tone and unleash your killer ass sense of humor / friendly nature that would lighten up the moodiest, uptight, b1tchy, pissed off because she just woke up and got short tipped provider.

Sounds like I'm being stupid / silly here but, I'm serious man. You can bet that practically a majority of the members on here if not all who got very good experiences with a provider, there has to involve smiling, laughter / giggling going on and they be having fun. When you come in with a positive attitude and bring positive vibes, you strengthen your chances.

It makes me and others on here wonder when someone is not allowed to touch, being asked / demand tip upfront, only allowed one position and being rushed out by the provider. We scratching our heads thinking:

"Hah? Really? How can it be that bad?"

Thanks for the advice.

I guess I mean nervous like "butterflies in the stomach" nervous or the "you're really really really pretty" nervous. Not "I'm in a shady place and I'm going to get busted by the LE" kind of nervous. I'm naturally really warm and innocent, just shy and, well, nervous around women.

I got to say, the world of mongering is really very interesting. We've got brothels that offer free sex to people as long as they allow themselves to be videotaped doing it. There's a high rise brothel in Germany with 120+ providers. Pattaya in Thailand, BJ bars, Soaplands in Japan,"ranches" in Nevada. Wow.

[Genji 808]

So my question is how do U-turn down the unwanted girl for someone who is more desirable? Does any of these establishments allow you to choose from the line up or does MMS just automatically sends someone in?

Just smile and politely ask if you can see another girl. Works every time.

Another way to go is to ask Mama first before / during / after giving the house fee if you can see the girls first. Ask nicely.

Sounds like I'm being stupid / silly here but, I'm serious man.

Listen to this man. Uki be dropping some wisdom.

Pay me $$ per AMP and I will hold your hand where ever you want to go. I am am AMP tour guide. Actually SMD would be better at that. He can probably get you a free korean meal with any tour. Million with a side order of Kim Chee soup sound good right about now.

I like in on some of that action! AMP travel agency sounds like a good business model.

I feel like some of that Angie sweetness right about now.

For some reason, I never clicked with the Nana something about her turned me off lol.. but yeah, need me some sweet youngin'!!! Where are they all at???