Massage Parlor Reports

**Jbravo** · 06-15-12 16:08

Yo,

It's worth repeating-once you come to the DARK SIDE, you may never go back LOL. Ditto, when my broker bud lived here, and he porking the realtor hoe regina 3x per week, easily spent 3K per month on dem hoes. I wuz porking Million and Jackie / Julie the same week, and Anna / Angie every weekend-and more. Good to have a rich friend.

Jb

Originally Posted by Bornagain [View Original Post]

If you don't have a ton of money you should stay away from this hobby. You might become addicted, and before you know it you may have spent thousands already. I spent roughly 25k over 2yrs period. I must admit that I am disappointed at myself a little bit. Anyway, be wise, and be careful out there.

**Uki Eater** · 06-15-12 14:01

Originally Posted by Somerset [View Original Post]

I guess being a newbie I'm just really nervous stepping inside an AMP. I feel like I'd be a lot less nervous if I knew beforehand what I would be seeing.

Showing signs of nervousness is not good. It can make a provider feel uncomfortable and suspicious. Even if you knew how she looked like or had an idea, you'll still be nervous. It's ok man it's ok. Just walk in there with your warm innocent smile, be polite, talk in a nice gentle tone and unleash your killer ass sense of humor / friendly nature that would lighten up the moodiest, uptight, b1tchy, pissed off because she just woke up and got short tipped provider.

Sounds like I'm being stupid / silly here but, I'm serious man. You can bet that practically a majority of the members on here if not all who got very good experiences with a provider, there has to involve smiling, laughter / giggling going on and they be having fun. When you come in with a positive attitude and bring positive vibes, you strengthen your chances.

It makes me and others on here wonder when someone is not allowed to touch, being asked / demand tip upfront, only allowed one position and being rushed out by the provider. We scratching our heads thinking:

"Hah? Really? How can it be that bad?"

**Bornagain** · 06-15-12 13:42

Originally Posted by Somerset [View Original Post]

I guess being a newbie I'm just really nervous stepping inside an AMP. I feel like I'd be a lot less nervous if I knew beforehand what I would be seeing.

Where I get confused is when people say "tip." 0. 5 HF $.50 provider and then 0. 5 tip. So two fifty in all? Is the tip the same thing as the provider's regular fee, or is it something additional to the regular fee?

Still, two fifty per hour. That is not cheap. Haha, at all. I'm under the impression that the majority of mongers seem to have a ton of money to spend if this is done even semi-regularly.

If you don't have a ton of money you should stay away from this hobby. You might become addicted, and before you know it you may have spent thousands already. I spent roughly 25k over 2yrs period. I must admit that I am disappointed at myself a little bit. Anyway, be wise, and be careful out there.

**Splooge McDuck** · 06-15-12 12:28

Originally Posted by ZeeMo [View Original Post]

Read the entire noob thread. I asked a bunch of questions and got some fantastic advice. Now if you read the noob thread you would have known that you aren't going to get very far by busting out the kinds of of questions you're asking after only a couple of posts.

The dudes here are usually pretty cool and rarely slap people upside the head with RTFF. As you can see someone was nice enough to answer your rate question that is pretty easy to find. But don't expect these guys to share their wealth of knowledge at the drop of a dime. And asking for someone to send you a pic is just crazy talk. Dude you got to contribute first.

About Monica are you sure you've read the forum? It's pretty clear where she's currently at. Also are you into older women? You looking for BB action? Why not just give her a try and post a report?

Originally Posted by Jaysea2K [View Original Post]

Been a while since I was there, but PT is probably in the top 3 on island for an actual relaxing time. If you go, see about Mimi, Sky, or Sunny; Mimi is an angel and strives to take care of you though of the three mentioned, she is the oldest, (still pretty hot last I saw her) , Sky is absolutely gorgeous and has conversational skills directly equal to how attractive she is as well as impressive skils, and Sunny is just crazy and makes your body do things that you didn't think were possible. All of the ones mentioned even offer a back rub that gets a kink or three out.

Their MMS doesn't play around; you either leave with a smile or they leave with their belongings. That said, I can tell if a girl is actually into something and everytime I've gone, they seem to actually be enjoying it. Right place, right atmosphere, relaxed, and very discreet.

Anyone got any idea on a place to get a Nuru massage or similar experience on island, or should I give that notion up?

Heh, ZeeMo is no longer a noob, but now giving advice to the noobs. Advice noobs should listen to. Tell um Z!

There. Ya see. Thats what Z is talkin about. All you gutta do is tell the brothers about the poon tang you partake in & then ask for help. Jaysea2K, you won't find any full on Nuru Massage type service with the super oily body to body rubdowns with HJ / BJ / FS to cum-pletion. But closest would be the body to body table showers. U said you read about Ichiban right? Have you read the Ichiban thread too? U will know who to see for a great B2B TS at Ichiban. The queen of that castle just happens to be the queen of the table shower too.

Read the Ginza thread for a new girl there who is reported as giving B2B TS.

Theres Sara at Victoria Spa or Roses but IDK which place she's at. She has been said to give B2B TS.

I have also read 2 or 3 recent reports here in this thread about providers doing a B2B TS. The only thing is, they were either MILFs over 40 &/or described as not to skinny, which is the reason I did not make a mental note of their names & don't remember who they are. But the reports were within the last 2 weeks I think.

**Kanakatak** · 06-15-12 10:43

Originally Posted by Mipene77 [View Original Post]

I was just using her as an example. Never been with her and never will. I don't bother with PM anymore after my experiences with some immature idiots on here. So don't try.

There I was just trying to be nice and get some info and this guy got to act like a jackass. So I guess I got to treat him like a jackass. I know I'm not literally your brother (and glad). Just trying to be friendly as this board is a "brotherhood" of some sorts. Your two posts about her were out of the blue, unsolicited, and led me to believe you had her in the sack. Now if you had just mentioned you didn't get her service, none of this shit would've come up. And if you were mature as you think you are, you would've just replied that, sorry, you haven't had her services but was just commenting on her looks. But saying "I'm not your brother" and insinuating that I'm "some immature idiot" w / the inbox and "don't try" just led me to believe one thing-you're a dick. Like you said, everybody has their own tastes and she happens to fit some of ours. And you probably like your girls perfect because you're some greek adonis w / a six pack. And that's why you got to pay for pussy like the rest of us "studs" (LOL).

BTW, I ended up seeing her and her service is pretty damn good for the price she charges ($$). Typical shitty little apt in waiks that she keeps clean. New pics are accurate. She has slimmed down but does have loose skin and stretch marks on the belly (deal breaker for some). Turned me off a little at first. But once we got into it, all that didn't matter. Pretty face (yes, I said pretty!) still got that booty and some small titties. All covered. Lots of dfk and loved DATY. As always, YMMV. Great personality and we clicked pretty good. Potential GFE if can get her to BBBJ and msog. Will work on that the next time. Yes, I'm reapeating.

**Sonic Boom** · 06-15-12 09:53

Hey fellow mongers, I recently went to one of these establishments (not going to say where just to avoid the drama and bs) but I went in thinking I was going to be able to choose which girl I wanted to be serviced from. So I greeted the MMS and she took me to a private room, paid the hf and then waited. After about 5 minutes an older woman came in. Now at this point I was kinda turned off but didn't want to be rude so I "went with it". Got serviced which started off with a CBJ then onto cg and finished in mish. Tipped $.4 cause thats all I had at the time but she was ok with it. Jr got soft a few times so I kept my eyes closed and tried to get off by her soft touches LOL. So my question is how do U-turn down the unwanted girl for someone who is more desirable? Does any of these establishments allow you to choose from the line up or does MMS just automatically sends someone in?

**Mongers Rus** · 06-15-12 07:56

Originally Posted by Jaysea2K [View Original Post]

Been a while since I was there, but PT is probably in the top 3 on island for an actual relaxing time. If you go, see about Mimi, Sky, or Sunny; Mimi is an angel and strives to take care of you though of the three mentioned, she is the oldest, (still pretty hot last I saw her) , Sky is absolutely gorgeous and has conversational skills directly equal to how attractive she is as well as impressive skils, and Sunny is just crazy and makes your body do things that you didn't think were possible. All of the ones mentioned even offer a back rub that gets a kink or three out.

Their MMS doesn't play around; you either leave with a smile or they leave with their belongings. That said, I can tell if a girl is actually into something and everytime I've gone, they seem to actually be enjoying it. Right place, right atmosphere, relaxed, and very discreet.

Anyone got any idea on a place to get a Nuru massage or similar experience on island, or should I give that notion up?

Give it up.

Rus

**Warburton 0263** · 06-15-12 07:43

Originally Posted by Somerset [View Original Post]

I guess being a newbie I'm just really nervous stepping inside an AMP. I feel like I'd be a lot less nervous if I knew beforehand what I would be seeing.

Where I get confused is when people say "tip." 0. 5 HF $.50 provider and then 0. 5 tip. So two fifty in all? Is the tip the same thing as the provider's regular fee, or is it something additional to the regular fee?

Still, two fifty per hour. That is not cheap. Haha, at all. I'm under the impression that the majority of mongers seem to have a ton of money to spend if this is done even semi-regularly.

Stick two hundred dollars in your pocket and step inside an AMP or just see Monica at Kison and be amazed.

Yup, your impressions is correct you got to have a ton of money to do this. Hahaha Because you will want to try every girl on this site!

**Nutmaker** · 06-15-12 06:56

Originally Posted by Shipshape [View Original Post]

One more time. Typical is fifty dollars for the house fee. One hundred fifty to the girl. Total expenditure is Two Hundred Dollars. That's it. Again sometimes instead of the 50/150 split it may be 60/140. I can't make it much clearer.

So stepping inside an AMP makes you nervous? Then don't do it. Here's what you will be seeing: AMP girls of various sizes and looks, separate rooms, a shower with or without a table. Dude, nobody is going to hold your hand and be your guide (unless you're willing to pay a babysitter fee).

Good luck.

Ss

Babysitter fee is. 5.

**RadioHazard** · 06-15-12 04:35

Yup it does look like Nana wonder if she still has braces. I loved her cute voice. You know you monger too much when you bored with your local AMPs and start looking up places in other cities.

Anyone do Angie at VIP lately she was so popular at pink but as soon as she went to VIP seems like there was little report of her. I was there a week ago and asked for her and was told she was not there. Hopefully she is still around.

Originally Posted by Splooge McDuck [View Original Post]

I think these pics looks a lot like Angie at VIP (formerly Nana from Pink)

http://lasvegas.backpage.com/FemaleE...&image=7206545

http://lasvegas.backpage.com/FemaleE...&image=7084975

I feel like some of that Angie sweetness right about now.

**RadioHazard** · 06-15-12 04:29

Pay me $$ per AMP and I will hold your hand where ever you want to go. I am am AMP tour guide. Actually SMD would be better at that. He can probably get you a free korean meal with any tour. Million with a side order of Kim Chee soup sound good right about now.

Yeah if your too nervous forget it. You need to get excited not nervous. Unless you never been laid before? Seriously its not that hard. Hell the make it easy for you.

Originally Posted by Shipshape [View Original Post]

One more time. Typical is fifty dollars for the house fee. One hundred fifty to the girl. Total expenditure is Two Hundred Dollars. That's it. Again sometimes instead of the 50/150 split it may be 60/140. I can't make it much clearer.

So stepping inside an AMP makes you nervous? Then don't do it. Here's what you will be seeing: AMP girls of various sizes and looks, separate rooms, a shower with or without a table. Dude, nobody is going to hold your hand and be your guide (unless you're willing to pay a babysitter fee).

Good luck.

Ss

**H Mobius** · 06-15-12 04:25

Originally Posted by Somerset [View Original Post]

I feel like I'd be a lot less nervous if I knew beforehand what I would be seeing.

Where I get confused is when people say "tip." 0. 5 HF $.50 provider and then 0. 5 tip. So two fifty in all? Is the tip the same thing as the provider's regular fee, or is it something additional to the regular fee?

You will see women with the proper documentation.

It is as Shipshape described. The total including the House Fee is $$ for her time and companionship; there is no 'extra' 0.5.

**Shipshape** · 06-15-12 04:15

Originally Posted by Somerset [View Original Post]

I guess being a newbie I'm just really nervous stepping inside an AMP. I feel like I'd be a lot less nervous if I knew beforehand what I would be seeing.

Where I get confused is when people say "tip." 0. 5 HF $.50 provider and then 0. 5 tip. So two fifty in all? Is the tip the same thing as the provider's regular fee, or is it something additional to the regular fee?

One more time. Typical is fifty dollars for the house fee. One hundred fifty to the girl. Total expenditure is Two Hundred Dollars. That's it. Again sometimes instead of the 50/150 split it may be 60/140. I can't make it much clearer.

So stepping inside an AMP makes you nervous? Then don't do it. Here's what you will be seeing: AMP girls of various sizes and looks, separate rooms, a shower with or without a table. Dude, nobody is going to hold your hand and be your guide (unless you're willing to pay a babysitter fee).

Good luck.

Ss

**ZeeMo** · 06-15-12 02:27

Originally Posted by Somerset [View Original Post]

Hey guys, new member here. I've never mongered before so I'm a complete newbie. I have been reading everything on this forum quite intently though and it's fascinating. Monica at Kison (or is it Co-Mo?) seems to be a very popular choice for a newbie. I've read descriptions of her and all that, but can anyone actually PM me a picture of her or something so I can get a better feel for what she looks like? I really have no metric to calibrate anything on at this point. Heard that she has a great body but is definitely older. And someone that I can PM a very basic question about concerning rates would be nice.

Read the entire noob thread. I asked a bunch of questions and got some fantastic advice. Now if you read the noob thread you would have known that you aren't going to get very far by busting out the kinds of of questions you're asking after only a couple of posts.

The dudes here are usually pretty cool and rarely slap people upside the head with RTFF. As you can see someone was nice enough to answer your rate question that is pretty easy to find. But don't expect these guys to share their wealth of knowledge at the drop of a dime. And asking for someone to send you a pic is just crazy talk. Dude you got to contribute first.

About Monica are you sure you've read the forum? It's pretty clear where she's currently at. Also are you into older women? You looking for BB action? Why not just give her a try and post a report?

**Somerset** · 06-15-12 01:21

Originally Posted by Shipshape [View Original Post]

If you've been reading the forum then you must know that its all YMMV. Taste is a very subjective thing and one mongers "hottie" is another's "meh". I once went for a "Wow, she's got great double dee's" based upon a report. True enough the girl had the double dee's, but, they rested on the biggest belly I'd ever seen at an AMP. So there yah go. Go look and decide. There is no requirement to purchase if you walk in the door and see nothing of interest. Just cause you walked onto the car lot doesn't mean you got to buy a car (although the sales guy will try to talk you into one).

Price reporting is confusing but basically it's Fifty dollars for the house fee and One Hundred Fifty dollars to the girl (some are 60/140). You should expect at minimum a covered full service session lasting at minimum 45 minutes. If you get less don't return (unless you really enjoyed it). Personally, I expect an hour as that is the implied deal in the beginning. If I get less, I am polite, I smile, I leave, and I never return.

Ss

I guess being a newbie I'm just really nervous stepping inside an AMP. I feel like I'd be a lot less nervous if I knew beforehand what I would be seeing.

Where I get confused is when people say "tip." 0. 5 HF $.50 provider and then 0. 5 tip. So two fifty in all? Is the tip the same thing as the provider's regular fee, or is it something additional to the regular fee?

Still, two fifty per hour. That is not cheap. Haha, at all. I'm under the impression that the majority of mongers seem to have a ton of money to spend if this is done even semi-regularly.