Massage Parlor Reports

**OPIllini** · 05-10-12 18:28

Last weekend I TOFTT at a foot massage place in Chinatown (247 W. Cermak, a few doors down from the old B&B). .2 for 1/2 hour, .35 for 1 hour. I never done foot massages so I said "why not give it a try?" I entered and a young, hot-looking Chinese woman greeted me pleasantly. I opted for 1/2 hour. There was another man inside already getting his feet massaged. The setup is nails and hair in the front of the salon and foot massages in the back. Unfortunately there's no 'back room' (at least as far as I could tell) and everything is in plain view from the street with no shades. Honestly I thought that all I was getting was a foot massage but surprisingly (in a good way) it turned into a full body massage. Of course given the setup my clothes must stay on but the therapist did manage to do some nice work on my back by reaching underneath my shirt. It's the opposite of an AMP in which at first while your feet are soaking in a tub of water you are on your back, and then on the 'flip' you're on your stomach. I wound up getting a whole hour because it felt so good; too bad this wasn't a real AMP. As I said this girl that greeted me and did the massage was hot-looking and wearing a pink dress that had a bowtie in the front; she also had on fishnet pantyhose and heels. I'd have loved to have some action with her but I didn't see a 'back room' where that could've been possible. If any vets here have gotten extras from this place (or similar places) please feel free to PM me. Thanks and stay safe!

**OPIllini** · 05-09-12 21:14

Originally Posted by Nighthawk1955 [View Original Post]

Asians make up the minority of unlicensed massage providers in Chicago but the overwhelming majority of arrests and busts. Racism.

Two thumbs up Nighthawk. You rarely if ever hear about busts going on in the Euro places so it does make you wonder.

**Arachnarach** · 05-08-12 10:50

I saw Angela at Alice's right before they shut down and had a great time. I'm hoping that someone has some information on where she might be working. After the session she showed me her phone (she had just gotten a smart phone that she was having trouble figuring out). I'm kicking myself now for not getting her phone number. I know people don't give info to people who don't post so here is some of my experiences:

Lillyathealth accupuncture: I've seen her a couple times. She gives a great massage and wonderful release. Nothing else on the table as far as I can tell.

Ruby: Don't know the name. Younger girl. Beautiful body. Didn't seem that into it. Self release.

Sunkiss: Don't know name. Great massage. Same as what other people say. Nothing on the table except feeling up her amazing ass.

SherryatTpro: great time. Beautiful young woman. Friendly with a great personality. I experienced a lot with her.

I love older asian women with great tits. I know there are a lot out there, but not that many who are friendly and into it. Any info on Angela or other similar providers would be much appreciated.

**Nicky Forza** · 05-08-12 10:22

Originally Posted by Moccdawg [View Original Post]

It is Spa Profiling, Solon Profiling or Massage Profiling. What ever you want to call it, they are trying to hit the places where they can get the most bang for your tax dollars. LOL, so to speak. Why go after X-Sports for one girl when you can tag 4 to 10 girls at a Spa along with multiple violations? If and when they dry up those spots, they might go to X-Sports then, but it is highly doubtful.

Ha ha, You are so right, but I don't think they are worried too much about your tax dollars. My take is that a larger number of arrests is mainly an effort to justify and secure their assignment to those nice soft / safe units, thereby avoiding having to work the patrol cars, doing the work of grunts & risking an injury.

**Ghostface89** · 05-08-12 10:18

Originally Posted by GreekTown [View Original Post]

Signs over the urinals for massage!

No way take a picture and post it.

I will attempt to have my friend take a phone pic and post it here. I am pretty bad with technology.

**Nighthawk1955** · 05-08-12 09:08

Originally Posted by Sticky Rice [View Original Post]

I'm not quite sure its racism at all. The city has a handful of licenses owned by asians and a gazilion asian msssage places.

Theyre just following the red flags.

Asians make up the minority of unlicensed massage providers in Chicago but the overwhelming majority of arrests and busts. Racism.

**Moccdawg** · 05-07-12 22:00

Originally Posted by Ghostface89 [View Original Post]

Doesn't the law state that a massage license must be on display at the establishment?

I was at an Xsport Health Club last night and looked around the massage sign-in desk and saw nothing. (The girls were not there, probably still celebrating Cinco weekend.) Xsport has a big sign in the window advertising massage. (They call it Relax Massage. And I flash back to the old Archer original Relax!) They also have signs over the urinals for massage!

Where is Tom Dart and his morals police on this one?

It is Spa Profiling, Solon Profiling or Massage Profiling. What ever you want to call it, they are trying to hit the places where they can get the most bang for your tax dollars. LOL, so to speak. Why go after X-Sports for one girl when you can tag 4 to 10 girls at a Spa along with multiple violations? If and when they dry up those spots, they might go to X-Sports then, but it is highly doubtful.

**Sticky Rice** · 05-07-12 18:43

Originally Posted by Nighthawk1955 [View Original Post]

I don't know if they need to be displayed, but the tech needs to be licensed. You are on point. There are plenty of places using unlicensed techs. Some rasist is just coming down on the asian girls.

White women hate asian girls. The hate that they are slim, hate that they kerp their looks and think they are trained to be submissive to men. (Of course, anyone married to or dating one knows differently).

White women hate the competition presented by asian women.

I'm not quite sure its racism at all. The city has a handful of licenses owned by asians and a gazilion asian msssage places.

Theyre just following the red flags.

**GreekTown** · 05-07-12 15:38

Signs over the urinals for massage!

No way take a picture and post it.

Originally Posted by Ghostface89 [View Original Post]

Doesn't the law state that a massage license must be on display at the establishment?

I was at an Xsport Health Club last night and looked around the massage sign-in desk and saw nothing. (The girls were not there, probably still celebrating Cinco weekend.) Xsport has a big sign in the window advertising massage. (They call it Relax Massage. And I flash back to the old Archer original Relax!) They also have signs over the urinals for massage!

Where is Tom Dart and his morals police on this one?

**Nighthawk1955** · 05-07-12 14:16

Originally Posted by Ghostface89 [View Original Post]

Doesn't the law state that a massage license must be on display at the establishment?

I was at an Xsport Health Club last night and looked around the massage sign-in desk and saw nothing. (The girls were not there, probably still celebrating Cinco weekend.) Xsport has a big sign in the window advertising massage. (They call it Relax Massage. And I flash back to the old Archer original Relax!) They also have signs over the urinals for massage!

Where is Tom Dart and his morals police on this one?

I don't know if they need to be displayed, but the tech needs to be licensed. You are on point. There are plenty of places using unlicensed techs. Some rasist is just coming down on the asian girls.

White women hate asian girls. The hate that they are slim, hate that they kerp their looks and think they are trained to be submissive to men. (Of course, anyone married to or dating one knows differently).

White women hate the competition presented by asian women.

**Pna** · 05-07-12 13:47

As a wise guy once said,"What I used to be able to do all night, now takes me all night to do."

Originally Posted by Davidonecall [View Original Post]

I agree, it do take longer for me as I get older or more stamina. I also asked about AA and was told something similar.

**Ghostface89** · 05-07-12 10:49

Doesn't the law state that a massage license must be on display at the establishment?

I was at an Xsport Health Club last night and looked around the massage sign-in desk and saw nothing. (The girls were not there, probably still celebrating Cinco weekend.) Xsport has a big sign in the window advertising massage. (They call it Relax Massage. And I flash back to the old Archer original Relax!) They also have signs over the urinals for massage!

Where is Tom Dart and his morals police on this one?

**Nighthawk1955** · 05-06-12 19:17

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

Thanks for the post Northwell. Seems as if Zen, Unwind, and Beijing Health Care (the place I asked about in a recent post; Gopher already TOFTT to no avail) have been legit since they recently opened. Since they've been advertising a lot on BP you'd think there'd be extras going on but apparently that's not the case. Or maybe it's a case where the girls there will do them only if they've had previous relationships with clients; newcomers would be the ones getting shut out.

They all still use unlicensed girls, so they still break the law.

**Stephen6868** · 05-06-12 16:06

Originally Posted by Gbaby31 [View Original Post]

Then saw a Latina named Lola she's 23 has kids but you couldn't notice, and she's thicker but no muffin top or anything. Long black hair and decent size tits but her ass is WAY bigger then Bella and her thighs couldn't even slip in to play because her cheecks were so damn tight nice big ass, did a HJ for. 50 with her she's single and has no bf all she does is work and boy does she get into it. Started with a nice

A tity F* then she got on top between my legs and started working me moaning I could feel her get wet and warm sucking my fingers while stroking me, finally I unload ll over her face.

Did she allow cof or was it a suprise? LOL. I've been seeing liz since it was just her and andrea over on long. I've had experiences with almost every girl she has had. Except maybe two. I'm interested in lola with the cof option. All the other girls have always been very nice and willing but that along with BBBJ has never been an option. Funds are low for this month, so unless I win the lotto I won't be going there for a few weeks. Fell free to pm.

Thanks

**OPIllini** · 05-05-12 17:13

Originally Posted by Northwell [View Original Post]

Zen Spa is not worth the visit. I went with the 30min w TS. $55. The woman I got was a 4/10. I couldn't even will myself to get an erection. Did see a cutie cleaning but she was off limits.

Upon entering the room, greeted by a sign that says "massage only. No extra services". The massage was pleasant but I didn't leave feeling refreshed. I've had better chair massages at the mall. Covered the entire time and covered during TS. No teasing of any sorts.

Threw her a $10 tip and left educated. Add in tough parking and a very busy intersection and I give negative stars. Afterwards I drove to an ATF and had an excellent time.

Thanks for the post Northwell. Seems as if Zen, Unwind, and Beijing Health Care (the place I asked about in a recent post; Gopher already TOFTT to no avail) have been legit since they recently opened. Since they've been advertising a lot on BP you'd think there'd be extras going on but apparently that's not the case. Or maybe it's a case where the girls there will do them only if they've had previous relationships with clients; newcomers would be the ones getting shut out.