Massage Parlor Reports

[Ghostface89]

That is what they are kind of doing. It costs $10K to get a license in IL (training & testing) so nobody want to do it.

The reality is this is all about racism. Half the hair salons in town advertise "massage" but the only places that get busted are asian places.

Straight up racism.

If all the white ladirs who give massage all over town started getting busted, people would be up in arms. See an Irish daughter or mother get hauled out of a salon in Bridgeport in cuffs and this shit would end TOMORROW.

My suggestion is you rat out every "legit" unlicensced massage tech you see.

Great observation Nighthawk! I just looked up the ritzy East Bank Club on the internet and they offer number of different massage options. Funny thing is. They never once mention if those doing massage are licensed. This is the health club where all the political bigwigs go.

[Andyuwant]

Its been a while since my last post but this new massage parlor is so close to my work that I can see people going in. So the new Zen Spa on Fullerton and Clybourne I see cute oriental girls working the front desk but I can't just go in and ask for a massage since its to close to work. Any one tried this new place yet? Any reviews? I thought I would post since I just saw 3 guys go in.

Thanks

[Nighthawk1955]

They should just make sure they have their personal license. That seems to be a common charge, so nip it in the bud.

That is what they are kind of doing. It costs $10K to get a license in IL (training & testing) so nobody want to do it.

The reality is this is all about racism. Half the hair salons in town advertise "massage" but the only places that get busted are asian places.

Straight up racism.

If all the white ladirs who give massage all over town started getting busted, people would be up in arms. See an Irish daughter or mother get hauled out of a salon in Bridgeport in cuffs and this shit would end TOMORROW.

My suggestion is you rat out every "legit" unlicensced massage tech you see.

[Golferfore]

Gents,

Great experience, just as the title says, started with a massage ended with the title.

Regards,

Gf.

[Magooski]

They should just make sure they have their personal license. That seems to be a common charge, so nip it in the bud.

It does not really matter if the owners know or not know what is going on. Hiring a non-licensced tech is illegal if she is fucking clients or playing checkers with them. Just as illegal.

I talked to a spa girl who told me she burned through a 1000 COUNT condom package. That means she made $80K-100K. Her spa then made at least $20k off her efforts. Sure there are risks but major rewards too.

[Nighthawk1955]

This is what I'm talking about would that place where she was at have made all that business if she were just providing the massages. I'm saying how much do the owners really care about how much it cost them to set up the business when they are the ones knowingly putting themselves at risk when they employ unlicensed people and sometimes turn a blind eye to what they are doing. It's all good till our uncle shuts the place down.

Just the cost of doing business. Spend $20k to make 200k.

[Casper27]

It does not really matter if the owners know or not know what is going on. Hiring a non-licensced tech is illegal if she is fucking clients or playing checkers with them. Just as illegal.

I talked to a spa girl who told me she burned through a 1000 COUNT condom package. That means she made $80K-100K. Her spa then made at least $20k off her efforts. Sure there are risks but major rewards too.

This is what I'm talking about would that place where she was at have made all that business if she were just providing the massages. I'm saying how much do the owners really care about how much it cost them to set up the business when they are the ones knowingly putting themselves at risk when they employ unlicensed people and sometimes turn a blind eye to what they are doing. It's all good till our uncle shuts the place down.

[Elpatron]

I just wanted to add a comment, some of this AMPs closed due to neighbors complains tha's true, but also all this AMPs that open are a TARGET to the leo because they know were they are located as soon as they open so is just a matter of time before LEO paid them a visit, first LEO send a couple undercover they get a few handshakes then the AMPs get busted is just a way of keeping LEO busy busting up all this AMPs, instead of going against the real criminals, looked this prostitution business is not going to end any time soon is here forever, they shall just legalized and get it over with. Stay safe treat the providers with respect is better for them to do the handshake then you helping your self doing it.

I have looked back at a few of my fav places, then I realized that during the time I became a monger, that some places were opening and then 2 years later that same place is closed. I stay in contact with the providers far more than I remember were I met them. This does not seem to be a very smart business model. I have talked to one or two owners of the spa, and they told me how much they had to invest to fix it up. Sure business can do very well depending on where your located but two years, then close is crazy. The only person that makes out is the person renting the space because they now have a fully fixed up space for the next person to rent. Am I missing something?

[Nighthawk1955]

I'm more curious to know whether the owners knew of what was happening in their businesses. Would their businesses have lasted the 2 years operating legitimately just providing massages and no happy endings. What happens to all these women who lose their place of employment. I know they must go and search in another mp but there is only so many in the city. Some of these places are closed due to complaining from neighbors so I doubt someone else would want to get in to the space without first finding out why it got shut down. I saw one woman who provided a good massage in her own place she had a room all set up with a table oils and also provided facials among other skin treatments. But this woman also had another job working at a bar. I guess what I'm saying is getting into the business is some very risky shit and competition is fierce with any woman setting up in their own apt. If you don't give the customer what he's looking for your probably not going to make it without a side job. Unless some of these AMP s have clients frequently coming in they aren't going to be open a long time. I know when I need an actual massage I have my place but I probably go once a month because the only other thing ill get there is a pair of blue balls hence the once a month visit if I have any back pain or sore muscles if not I don't go back in a long time.

Good luck to our remaining places of happiness and to all mongers stay safe

It does not really matter if the owners know or not know what is going on. Hiring a non-licensced tech is illegal if she is fucking clients or playing checkers with them. Just as illegal.

I talked to a spa girl who told me she burned through a 1000 COUNT condom package. That means she made $80K-100K. Her spa then made at least $20k off her efforts. Sure there are risks but major rewards too.

[Casper27]

I have looked back at a few of my fav places, then I realized that during the time I became a monger, that some places were opening and then 2 years later that same place is closed. I stay in contact with the providers far more than I remember were I met them. This does not seem to be a very smart business model. I have talked to one or two owners of the spa, and they told me how much they had to invest to fix it up. Sure business can do very well depending on where your located but two years, then close is crazy. The only person that makes out is the person renting the space because they now have a fully fixed up space for the next person to rent. Am I missing something?

I'm more curious to know whether the owners knew of what was happening in their businesses. Would their businesses have lasted the 2 years operating legitimately just providing massages and no happy endings. What happens to all these women who lose their place of employment. I know they must go and search in another mp but there is only so many in the city. Some of these places are closed due to complaining from neighbors so I doubt someone else would want to get in to the space without first finding out why it got shut down. I saw one woman who provided a good massage in her own place she had a room all set up with a table oils and also provided facials among other skin treatments. But this woman also had another job working at a bar. I guess what I'm saying is getting into the business is some very risky shit and competition is fierce with any woman setting up in their own apt. If you don't give the customer what he's looking for your probably not going to make it without a side job. Unless some of these AMP s have clients frequently coming in they aren't going to be open a long time. I know when I need an actual massage I have my place but I probably go once a month because the only other thing ill get there is a pair of blue balls hence the once a month visit if I have any back pain or sore muscles if not I don't go back in a long time.

Good luck to our remaining places of happiness and to all mongers stay safe

[OngBak15]

I have looked back at a few of my fav places, then I realized that during the time I became a monger, that some places were opening and then 2 years later that same place is closed. I stay in contact with the providers far more than I remember were I met them. This does not seem to be a very smart business model. I have talked to one or two owners of the spa, and they told me how much they had to invest to fix it up. Sure business can do very well depending on where your located but two years, then close is crazy. The only person that makes out is the person renting the space because they now have a fully fixed up space for the next person to rent. Am I missing something?

[Gfxchi]

I believe they were planning to move into the florist space next door anyway. Perhaps they will do so and the space won't be so cramped.

Ah, that would be nice. Will report back when I find out more.

[Lurker01]

Stereotypes have a quiet way of doing lots of harm. If only people would stop being so damn prejudiced. Get to know the client before you pass judgment. As I said in my last post I'm a 40-yr old African-American. Who happens to have a bachelor's degree from the University of Illinois (Urbana-Champaign) and makes a successful living with the CTA. I don't listen to rap or dress like a punk, and I always talk educated because that's how I feel comfortable.

LR you are right on: there are idiots across all races, but sadly with us AAs it takes only a few bad apples to spoil the whole barrel. Bottom line to these providers that do discriminate: get to know the person first. Regardless of race. And then if he treats you like a jerk, then you've got the right to deny him service. But prejudice really does leave a bad taste for all involved.

Okay, I'm finished with my social commentary here. Let's get back to doing what we do best here. Share monger tips and recommendations!

Sad but true. Sometimes it's not the girl who"s bigoted. Sometimes her boyfriend doesn't want her doing black guys. Happens in porn too.

[Fredspy]

I believe they were planning to move into the florist space next door anyway. Perhaps they will do so and the space won't be so cramped.

Looks like Paradise had a fire or something. Not the usual City or Cook County closing. Just a board over one of the windows and a "remodeling" sign on the window.

Too bad. I was starting to like them a lot.

[OPIllini]

My understanding was the Archer heist was done by an Asian.

That's what I heard too.