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**BigCoolie** · 02-11-12 13:24

There are plenty of cities outside of DC. The DC Metro area just hikes sale prices too far up in every aspect of our society.

Look into:

1.) St Louis area.

2.) Practically all of Florida.

3.) And parts of Illinois, of course.

**MrSunnyHills** · 02-11-12 09:41

Originally Posted by Pizzlepro02 [View Original Post]

Peruse some of my posts from the last 3-4 months. In summary:

- netscort scene: Not many ads w / real pics & a lot of flakes & other nonsense when you find a provider to call.

- street scene: So bad that it's practically nonexistent at this point.

- strip club scene: A few decent options, but not enough variety or quality in any of them.

2011 was mostly poor w / a few strong periods & 2012 is startin off in similar fashion.

In many other major cities you'll find greater quantity, higher quality, lower pricing & less LE meddlin.

Pretty much agree. Dallas and Greater LA are 2 of my favorites. Anyone else have some great cities in the US that have the best mongering opportunities at a reasonable cost? (including MP's and privates)

**Avenasia** · 02-11-12 02:31

Had my own encounter with Kellie sue. Didn't experience any particular odors. Actually had a very nice time, only down was that she is very particular about her girls. Shame. Those puppies deserve to be mauled, not just looked at.

**Bunker Buster** · 02-10-12 21:43

Originally Posted by Living Abroad [View Original Post]

I was passing through FC and called up one of my regular providers for a quick stop (I've always had a thing for beautiful latinas) and found out that there has been some LE activity on my favorite broad street haunt. (Most of you will know which sleezebag hotel I'm refering to). Granted, the Latinas were not exactly 5 star, but they were a nice backup. I don't know if it is true or not, but was told they had all moved up the road and that the place wasn't safe right now. I haven't verified it with any other girls, but a few of them have moved on, and their BP ads have shifted locations. So, for what it is worth, I thought I'd pass it on. Stay safe out there.

I was last there for service about 8 months ago, then started noticing a few outfits just camped there every day, never changing locations. Some of their ads even listed the full address. Tsk. No regard for discretion.

If I happened to be passing through the neighborhood, I'd scout the location to see if it was being watched. I couldn't tell either way, but they had more time to hide than I had to look for them. Decided it was best not to go at all.

**Pizzlepro02** · 02-10-12 21:11

Peruse some of my posts from the last 3-4 months. In summary:

- netscort scene: Not many ads w / real pics & a lot of flakes & other nonsense when you find a provider to call.

- street scene: So bad that it's practically nonexistent at this point.

- strip club scene: A few decent options, but not enough variety or quality in any of them.

2011 was mostly poor w / a few strong periods & 2012 is startin off in similar fashion.

In many other major cities you'll find greater quantity, higher quality, lower pricing & less LE meddlin.

Originally Posted by Omega0003 [View Original Post]

Why would you say DC is lame?

**Living Abroad** · 02-10-12 20:32

I was passing through FC and called up one of my regular providers for a quick stop (I've always had a thing for beautiful latinas) and found out that there has been some LE activity on my favorite broad street haunt. (Most of you will know which sleezebag hotel I'm refering to). Granted, the Latinas were not exactly 5 star, but they were a nice backup. I don't know if it is true or not, but was told they had all moved up the road and that the place wasn't safe right now. I haven't verified it with any other girls, but a few of them have moved on, and their BP ads have shifted locations. So, for what it is worth, I thought I'd pass it on. Stay safe out there.

**Titleist4** · 02-10-12 20:06

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster [View Original Post]

I plunged in, and began the old in-out in-out, and that was when the von of merzky soomka wafted upwards and into my morder. O my brothers, I suffered the tortures of the damned. There was your faithful narrator, with watery glazzies, afraid that he might snuff it. At that moment, my droogs, I could viddy the previous chelloveck in my gulliver, scrubby-wubby-wubbing away, desperate to cheest his grazhny yarbles of the von.

Brilliant homage! Stanley would be proud and it was easy to imagine Sir Malcolm's voice over.

**Ferreter** · 02-10-12 16:14

I did set up sometime with Kellie but once was there in her vicinity, she never answered her phone. Tried my luck with Taylor as she had promised me extended menu for my next visit. But same story after her first call she didn't reply, let to me being vexed.

Was about to retreat back to my teritory but then lady luck worked and Brittany answered and confirmed her location. Had a nice experience, she's spinner with nice perky tits, she's not a GFE but do provide FS. Pics are her's and attitude is good, YMMV. Recommended if you are looking for FS and no GFE. Repeat yes, as I didn't find any good GFE provider in twn till now.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...eet-23/7049037

**Living Abroad** · 02-10-12 16:05

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster [View Original Post]

I plunged in, and began the old in-out in-out, and that was when the von of merzky soomka wafted upwards and into my morder. O my brothers, I suffered the tortures of the damned. There was your faithful narrator, with watery glazzies, afraid that he might snuff it. At that moment, my droogs, I could viddy the previous chelloveck in my gulliver, scrubby-wubby-wubbing away, desperate to cheest his grazhny yarbles of the von.

757-282-9363.

I haven't laughed so hard in long time. Damn. Thanks for the report. Sadly the aftermath of trying to locate and remove the offending residue brings back a host of unfortunant memories.

**LateNights** · 02-10-12 02:21

Originally Posted by Sir AMP Alot [View Original Post]

So perhaps someone on here can point me in the right direction. I've been looking for awhile on BP for either lactating women or pregnant. I know, really odd and weird but hey it's my thing. Anyone ever hear of ones in the NVA area? They use to get posted on BP but the idiots prevented that type of wording unable to be written from escorts.

BTW- I've been flying back and forth to Colombia South America. For those of you that love latinas. WOW. I fly about $500 round trip and stay in a nice hotel for about $70 per night and the women are everywhere that you don't even have to pay for. Gringo's are like an exotic item. Plenty of P4P all legalized brothels and at the strip clubs and of course street walkers. But honestly, you can go to the nice upscale mall and find a girl willing for free without any challenge.

I haven't verified it, but this one claims "The Best B2B Bodyrub EVER Truly Intoxicating Lactating Latina!" and "Mutual touch B2B bodyrubs / Massage / fetish bodyrub / lactation session lots of milky flow" in her add on one of the other add sites. The following is from BP under Body Rubs:

Shayla 239-285-2406 (note that there's a "Selena" with this number also)

Location: Northern Virginia, Fairfax, Merrifield, Gallows Road.

She doesn't make the claim on BP, but you might try to Google "Shayla 239-285-2406 milky".

Again, I can't speak to the claim or the quality of service, but she does have a couple of OK reviews. And if you do TOFTT, I'd be interested in what you find with this lady.

Good luck, stay safe.

**Bunker Buster** · 02-10-12 00:50

SubCmdr reported on his visit to Kellie-Sue earlier this week, when his emergency was abated in a session that never made it past BBBJ. I took the complete voyage last night.

After a few nights of many, many unanswered calls, was about to give up and go home when I tried her, and she answered. I'm not as picky at 2:00 am as I am at 9:00 pm. Drove down to Springfield, and when I got there, the previous guy was in the shower. Ten minutes later, she apologized that he was still in there, using all of her bath products. He finally left, and it was my turn at the plate.

Nice person, at least 10 years older than advertised, and has an old-school triangular Bush, a rare throwback. Started off with nice BBBJ that got toothier and rougher as it went, approaching Lisa territory. On with the hat, and of course she can't do ACG because of an injury, so I opted for K9.

I plunged in, and began the old in-out in-out, and that was when the von of merzky soomka wafted upwards and into my morder. O my brothers, I suffered the tortures of the damned. There was your faithful narrator, with watery glazzies, afraid that he might snuff it. At that moment, my droogs, I could viddy the previous chelloveck in my gulliver, scrubby-wubby-wubbing away, desperate to cheest his grazhny yarbles of the von.

I leaned forward to create a seal between my stomach and her back, to block the smell, but the thought of it was inescapable. Flipped her over into mish, and made a concerted effort to drive towards the conclusion. A few minutes later, there I was lathering away in the hot water, over and over and over, just like the last guy.

The upside: Nice person, not bad to look at, acceptable skills and service, and a great bargain at 50.

The downside: There were atoms of fish / cheese / latex smell stuck in my nose, or the idea was stuck in my head. I kept getting flashback whiffs hours later, and compulsively rubbed Mr Johnson and the garden patch then sniffed my fingers, trying to find where the odor was coming from. I think it was all in my mind; the memory of smell is one of the most powerful parts of our brains.

Men of a certain age will understand my experience, but if your cultural / artistic awareness doesn't go back beyond Eminem, Google 'Nadsat. '

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...oxo-29/6625798

757-282-9363.

**Omega0003** · 02-09-12 23:16

Why would you say DC is lame?

Originally Posted by Pizzlepro02 [View Original Post]

I can co-sign everything you said, but you're forcin me to think of monger heaven while I'm stuck in lame-ass DC!

Share that intel on the int'l boards. It's rough to hear about one of my ATF destinations when I can't get a provider around here to even keep an appt these days!

**Bunker Buster** · 02-09-12 22:45

Originally Posted by Tzx131 [View Original Post]

Nice pics, BB. I, too, have been frustrated by BackPage's anti-mom policies. They don't filter the word "expecting", though. That sometimes works.

(I had two excellent experiences. Just by luck. In 08 and last year.)

I've also noticed "baby bump," "glowing," and the number of "months" in ads.

**Tzx131** · 02-09-12 16:33

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster [View Original Post]

Here's a little something to keep your mind busy until you find a new one. Found her in Silver Spring back in '07. Used to advertise in the CP. Haven't seen her ads for a long time. Wish the third pic was better quality, but it's from an old phone camera that doubled as a toaster, and didn't do so well in low lighting.

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Nice pics, BB. I, too, have been frustrated by BackPage's anti-mom policies. They don't filter the word "expecting", though. That sometimes works.

(I had two excellent experiences. Just by luck. In 08 and last year.)

**LatinaLover77** · 02-09-12 15:29

Originally Posted by Hugh Jardon [View Original Post]

I'm not into the lactating part, but pregnant women are sexy as h* to me! Read back through my reports. One day last spring, I tapped two in one day, on a SW, one a BP girl. That was an awesome day for sure.

Nice to know I'm not the only one with this ideal fantasy. I've been with a few. One about two years ago. She was a latina about 24 years old and we dated a while here in NoVa. The second experience was a girl in Colombia I met when I was down in October 2011 and then again last month. I've looked everywhere here in VA. Craigslist, Backpage, Google. Nothing! I know there are some freaks out there interested for the right price. Its all about finding them.

If I find any preg or lactating I will certainly share the treasure with those interested.