Massage Parlor Reports

[Hondo17]

Just wondering if anyone has had an opportunity to check out the new 112 Maple Avenue (Ys?). If so feel free to PM me if you don't want to respond here. That used to be by all time favorite. If not I may have to TOFTT.

[Bigcatt69]

Decided to check out things down in Merrifield, but was kindly told to come back as I had apparently hit the Saturday rush hour there. Ok, but I didn't care to burn time in the burbs, so I gave a call over to the Top spot, and found no one answering. Undeterred I scooted over that way and found door closed despite an open sign. *sigh* no big deal since just around the corner was another spot to try. And that was door open. Rang bell, greeted by the MMS who showed me in collected house fee and asked the question since I was not familiar and was fine with my answer. So a few minutes, I am joined by Cece, who is bit on the thick side, but cheerful and leads me off to the TS. Only now there's a traffic issue. Apparently, it's rush hour, one leaving, one coming. Ok, she and MMS try to keep things cool and eventually, I get to the TS, which is ok, not amazing, but thorough. Back to the room, question on what I like for massagi, and I answer firm, which gets a laugh and she says she thinks that is exactly what I need. So now I get what is simply an excellent head to toe deep massage, back walking and stretching included. It feels great and I let her know it. I really appreciate how attentive she was to unlocking every tight muscle in my body. At this point, I was happy but after a very complete firm massage, things changed to the soft, and finally the flip. Didn't have to ask for anything, but was made very happy and as she put it "now you no more stressed out." Indeed, that was true. After hot towels, and asking if I wanted water, I tipped her and have her a hug on the way out to which she smiled and said thanks. All in all a very satisfying time.

[LexLuther]

I celebrated my birthday this week.

Had a wonderful visit with my ATF. She even gave me a present (very unexpected. Very kind of her).

A great TS (as always) , a superb massage (as always). And as always, a totally great experience that is always scored 9. 5 or higher for as long as I've been seeing her.

For those hung up on numbers, on the FBAS scale, she is a 9. 9/9. 9/110. 9/221. 9. And I only rated the 9. 9 sections 9. 9 because you won't believe me, and my scale is different than yours. But, for me she has been just about as perfect as perfect gets for going on two years now.

The AMP. Well, that is why I titled this "problematics"

The facility is great. Good parking, perhaps not as discrete as some places, but I have never been uncomfortable visiting.

The rooms. Two are excellent. Very large, bordering on plush, the other four are smaller but really OK.

The towels / linens. Well, I've never had a reason to think anything was ever reused (I. E. Everything new for each client).

The TS. Great. I love the TS here. I do know one other place with a better TS area, and one that gives a 12-rated TS. But it is great.

THe management. Ah, now to the problematics. The MMS keeps changing. And I think several may rotate around different places. For this visit, I brought with me two baskets of fruit (citrus and others). I do this on "festive occasions" as a "thank you" to the house (and all the ladies). Because the MMS keeps changing, she doesn't know is is uncommon for anyone to bring gifts for the house.

MMS did not ask about my birthday (last year, the MMS knew me well enough to know it was my birthday, to know how often I had appointments, and therefore, gave me a 50% house discount last year on my birthday). This year, MMS said thank you. 1-hour? 80-dollars.

Sigh, we all want to think we are so special.

So it goes.

To the brethern that are only focused on their last one or two minutes of the visit. Their are less expensive hobbies.

For those unhappy with the standard rates. I understand your complaint, but the price of everything varies by regions. Has always been the case.

For those that think my posts are too long and give too little information. I am surprised you read this sentence. But please read one more.

Always be nice to the ladies. And since you won't know her birthday, give your technician at least some kind of bonus tip on YOUR birthday (most likely you do the same for your barber).

PA

Pilot Aviator,

I, for one, like your posts. And for those that don't, let them go fuck themselves.

LexLuther

[Mongeroose]

Castle was closed so I drove past Prince (Open) to CTM. Yumi met me at door after I called ahead 5 minutes prior. I always get the best TS's from the mature providers at CTM. They pay a lot of attention to clean the right places for an extended time. Back in the room I got not so much a massage as a long tease session. Finish was Russian instead of NoVa, a nice change. Damage. 8+.6. Recommend if you are ok with older providers. I will keep looking for the same level of service in a younger provider.

[Pilot Aviator]

I celebrated my birthday this week.

Had a wonderful visit with my ATF. She even gave me a present (very unexpected. Very kind of her).

A great TS (as always) , a superb massage (as always). And as always, a totally great experience that is always scored 9. 5 or higher for as long as I've been seeing her.

For those hung up on numbers, on the FBAS scale, she is a 9. 9/9. 9/110. 9/221. 9. And I only rated the 9. 9 sections 9. 9 because you won't believe me, and my scale is different than yours. But, for me she has been just about as perfect as perfect gets for going on two years now.

The AMP. Well, that is why I titled this "problematics"

The facility is great. Good parking, perhaps not as discrete as some places, but I have never been uncomfortable visiting.

The rooms. Two are excellent. Very large, bordering on plush, the other four are smaller but really OK.

The towels / linens. Well, I've never had a reason to think anything was ever reused (I. E. Everything new for each client).

The TS. Great. I love the TS here. I do know one other place with a better TS area, and one that gives a 12-rated TS. But it is great.

THe management. Ah, now to the problematics. The MMS keeps changing. And I think several may rotate around different places. For this visit, I brought with me two baskets of fruit (citrus and others). I do this on "festive occasions" as a "thank you" to the house (and all the ladies). Because the MMS keeps changing, she doesn't know is is uncommon for anyone to bring gifts for the house.

MMS did not ask about my birthday (last year, the MMS knew me well enough to know it was my birthday, to know how often I had appointments, and therefore, gave me a 50% house discount last year on my birthday). This year, MMS said thank you. 1-hour? 80-dollars.

Sigh, we all want to think we are so special.

So it goes.

To the brethern that are only focused on their last one or two minutes of the visit. Their are less expensive hobbies.

For those unhappy with the standard rates. I understand your complaint, but the price of everything varies by regions. Has always been the case.

For those that think my posts are too long and give too little information. I am surprised you read this sentence. But please read one more.

Always be nice to the ladies. And since you won't know her birthday, give your technician at least some kind of bonus tip on YOUR birthday (most likely you do the same for your barber).

PA

[Pcpc1688]

Saw the ad for Evergreen Wellness. After calling the place and found out it's a Korean-owned place, I figured the chances of bad service increased from 40% to 60. I said to myself, eh, why not, let's give it a try.

Located in an older office / clinic building, Evergreen Wellness is pretty discreet. Went in, greeted by the mamasan (I'm assuming because she is around her 50s). Went to the massage room, got the 1/2 hour hard tissue massage for. 6. After about 20 min did the usual tingling stuff and ask me to flip over. After flipping, she went ahead and did her business. I refused to pay extra for a simple tension release so I only tipped. 1.

On the ad, it says you can choose staff. Yeah, whatever. The only AMP that I've been to that's really "the bomb" was in Atlanta. PM me if you want to know the name.

Massage: 3/5.

Service: 3/5.

Extras: 1/5 (I am a lot younger than she is, she should tip me!)

Damage:.6 +.1 tip.

The AMP in Atlanta is Gold Spa on Piedmont Road near I85. Whats the big secret Porno Commando?

Why in the hell would you tip a hundred for mediocre service or was that 10 bucks??

Girls get spoiled but you dumasses that actual make things worse by over paying or under paying..lol

Look, I think everyone should get paid what they deserve. ROBs and bad service should get much less. Only way these hoes learn.

PC out

[AznCajun]

I second that! Stand your ground, and I find that if you SMILE big and hold the smile when you hand them the 40, they can't be mad (at least not for long). I've jokingly asked for half back when they have complained, and she ends up smiling with you. Just my. 02.

Have a great weekend all!

-AC.

Only in NOVA that it costs 140 bucks for a HJ. You all should all move to CA where HJs still cost half as much.

Even with this shitty economy, prices have risen. I don't see why we pay this frankly.

Of well, holdong the line at 40 for a HJ needs to be done by all IMHO.

PC out

[PornoCommando]

Saw the ad for Evergreen Wellness. After calling the place and found out it's a Korean-owned place, I figured the chances of bad service increased from 40% to 60. I said to myself, eh, why not, let's give it a try.

Located in an older office / clinic building, Evergreen Wellness is pretty discreet. Went in, greeted by the mamasan (I'm assuming because she is around her 50s). Went to the massage room, got the 1/2 hour hard tissue massage for. 6. After about 20 min did the usual tingling stuff and ask me to flip over. After flipping, she went ahead and did her business. I refused to pay extra for a simple tension release so I only tipped. 1.

On the ad, it says you can choose staff. Yeah, whatever. The only AMP that I've been to that's really "the bomb" was in Atlanta. PM me if you want to know the name.

Massage: 3/5.

Service: 3/5.

Extras: 1/5 (I am a lot younger than she is, she should tip me!)

Damage:.6 +.1 tip.

[Pcpc1688]

Yeah. 6 I think is the new standard for nicer NOVA finishes. The. 4 might still work in a few places, with girls that you won't go back to.

Only in NOVA that it costs 140 bucks for a HJ. You all should all move to CA where HJs still cost half as much.

Even with this shitty economy, prices have risen. I don't see why we pay this frankly.

Of well, holdong the line at 40 for a HJ needs to be done by all IMHO.

PC out

[Galaxyman12]

Called TOP this morning. No answer. WTF? It was 10:30 am. No answer at 4 seasons as well. Called MMS at MWC. 1 hr massage. Met Michelle. So so TS. So so massage. She has a pleasant personality. Nice rack. Roaming allowed. Standard NOVA finish. Uneventful. No haggling about price.

G-man

[Galaxyman12]

Visited Top yesterday. Pretty girl, didn't ask for name, usually ask at the end of session if I like it and want to see her again. Not sure this time. But she is really pretty and I think I've seen her somewhere before, just can't remember where. Maybe some of you could refresh my memory. TS was promissing, massage was one of the best I've received in long time, but only standard NoVa finish with almost no roaming allowed, every time I tried she smiled and pulled away. Two things I want to know, first if Papaya and Top are connected and second if anyone had better experience with this girl.

Thought about visiting Top tonight. Not so sure now. This no roaming issue I encountered on my visit to the fruit next door few weeks ago was a buzz killer.

[Cory James]

If you don't go for FS, then your comparison to LMt's in Tysons is irrelevant. I don't have the hairy issue like you and I've never had any issue with any other providor except Chinese.

I already described the problem in my report and am warning others. If you think it's an issue with Me, then you contribute.

For the $money I'm spending, the Chinese providors are done! As is the case with toothpaste, dry walls, Take-out Seafood, DVD's and TV's. T-Shirts, socks and Dim sum are still "in" but any big purchases or life threatening products or services are "out."

Korean's, Thai's and Latina's are all getting paid, Viet's and White's are a "maybe" depending on their attitude and Price. Don't like it, to bad. Tell your sister to improve the service or get out of the business. Done.

Granted, I don't go for FS. But the Chinese LMt's that I go to in Tysons absolutely kill it. Dude are you really big and have alot of hair on your back?

[Sleazebum]

BUT THERE ARE NO JAPANESE AMPs IN THIS COUNTRY!

If you had any sense at all you would be able to tell from the accent.

LexLuther

That statement implies that you have met EVERY woman in EVERY Asian AMP in the country. You should be more careful spouting such absolutes!

It would have been better and probably more accurate if you said you have never seen or met any Japanese AMPs.

Peace!

JJ

[Capricaone]

When you you fools realize that there is no such thing as a Japanese AMP in this country? There ARE plenty of Korean women who are willing to bullshit those who want to believe otherwise. BUT THERE ARE NO JAPANESE AMPs IN THIS COUNTRY!

If you had any sense at all you would be able to tell from the accent.

LexLuther

Who said anything about a Japanese AMP? I was referring to more expensive, discrete escort services. And I guarantee you they do have Japanese girls. I've regularly visited one and I know for a fact she's from Japan because I speak Japanese with her and she doesn't have a Korean accent. And she's familiar with Tokyo in a way only someone who has lived there would know. Could she be of Korean descent who grew up in Japan? Sure. But so what? At a minimum she's learned well the culture and what top quality service is. Does she come in at $1. 6 / hr? No fucking way. But you get what you pay for.

[Hofi35]

Visited Top yesterday. Pretty girl, didn't ask for name, usually ask at the end of session if I like it and want to see her again. Not sure this time. But she is really pretty and I think I've seen her somewhere before, just can't remember where. Maybe some of you could refresh my memory. TS was promissing, massage was one of the best I've received in long time, but only standard NoVa finish with almost no roaming allowed, every time I tried she smiled and pulled away. Two things I want to know, first if Papaya and Top are connected and second if anyone had better experience with this girl.