Massage Parlor Reports

**PornoCommando** · 08-19-11 13:25

Saw the ad for Evergreen Wellness. After calling the place and found out it's a Korean-owned place, I figured the chances of bad service increased from 40% to 60. I said to myself, eh, why not, let's give it a try.

Located in an older office / clinic building, Evergreen Wellness is pretty discreet. Went in, greeted by the mamasan (I'm assuming because she is around her 50s). Went to the massage room, got the 1/2 hour hard tissue massage for. 6. After about 20 min did the usual tingling stuff and ask me to flip over. After flipping, she went ahead and did her business. I refused to pay extra for a simple tension release so I only tipped. 1.

On the ad, it says you can choose staff. Yeah, whatever. The only AMP that I've been to that's really "the bomb" was in Atlanta. PM me if you want to know the name.

Massage: 3/5.

Service: 3/5.

Extras: 1/5 (I am a lot younger than she is, she should tip me!)

Damage:.6 +.1 tip.

**Pcpc1688** · 08-19-11 13:05

Originally Posted by Volvos40 [View Original Post]

Yeah. 6 I think is the new standard for nicer NOVA finishes. The. 4 might still work in a few places, with girls that you won't go back to.

Only in NOVA that it costs 140 bucks for a HJ. You all should all move to CA where HJs still cost half as much.

Even with this shitty economy, prices have risen. I don't see why we pay this frankly.

Of well, holdong the line at 40 for a HJ needs to be done by all IMHO.

PC out

**Galaxyman12** · 08-19-11 11:56

Called TOP this morning. No answer. WTF? It was 10:30 am. No answer at 4 seasons as well. Called MMS at MWC. 1 hr massage. Met Michelle. So so TS. So so massage. She has a pleasant personality. Nice rack. Roaming allowed. Standard NOVA finish. Uneventful. No haggling about price.

G-man

**Galaxyman12** · 08-19-11 09:20

Originally Posted by Hofi35 [View Original Post]

Visited Top yesterday. Pretty girl, didn't ask for name, usually ask at the end of session if I like it and want to see her again. Not sure this time. But she is really pretty and I think I've seen her somewhere before, just can't remember where. Maybe some of you could refresh my memory. TS was promissing, massage was one of the best I've received in long time, but only standard NoVa finish with almost no roaming allowed, every time I tried she smiled and pulled away. Two things I want to know, first if Papaya and Top are connected and second if anyone had better experience with this girl.

Thought about visiting Top tonight. Not so sure now. This no roaming issue I encountered on my visit to the fruit next door few weeks ago was a buzz killer.

**Cory James** · 08-19-11 00:22

If you don't go for FS, then your comparison to LMt's in Tysons is irrelevant. I don't have the hairy issue like you and I've never had any issue with any other providor except Chinese.

I already described the problem in my report and am warning others. If you think it's an issue with Me, then you contribute.

For the $money I'm spending, the Chinese providors are done! As is the case with toothpaste, dry walls, Take-out Seafood, DVD's and TV's. T-Shirts, socks and Dim sum are still "in" but any big purchases or life threatening products or services are "out."

Korean's, Thai's and Latina's are all getting paid, Viet's and White's are a "maybe" depending on their attitude and Price. Don't like it, to bad. Tell your sister to improve the service or get out of the business. Done.

Originally Posted by Volvos40 [View Original Post]

Granted, I don't go for FS. But the Chinese LMt's that I go to in Tysons absolutely kill it. Dude are you really big and have alot of hair on your back?

**Sleazebum** · 08-18-11 18:08

Originally Posted by LexLuther [View Original Post]

BUT THERE ARE NO JAPANESE AMPs IN THIS COUNTRY!

If you had any sense at all you would be able to tell from the accent.

LexLuther

That statement implies that you have met EVERY woman in EVERY Asian AMP in the country. You should be more careful spouting such absolutes!

It would have been better and probably more accurate if you said you have never seen or met any Japanese AMPs.

Peace!

JJ

**Capricaone** · 08-17-11 22:24

Originally Posted by LexLuther [View Original Post]

When you you fools realize that there is no such thing as a Japanese AMP in this country? There ARE plenty of Korean women who are willing to bullshit those who want to believe otherwise. BUT THERE ARE NO JAPANESE AMPs IN THIS COUNTRY!

If you had any sense at all you would be able to tell from the accent.

LexLuther

Who said anything about a Japanese AMP? I was referring to more expensive, discrete escort services. And I guarantee you they do have Japanese girls. I've regularly visited one and I know for a fact she's from Japan because I speak Japanese with her and she doesn't have a Korean accent. And she's familiar with Tokyo in a way only someone who has lived there would know. Could she be of Korean descent who grew up in Japan? Sure. But so what? At a minimum she's learned well the culture and what top quality service is. Does she come in at $1. 6 / hr? No fucking way. But you get what you pay for.

**Hofi35** · 08-17-11 21:18

Visited Top yesterday. Pretty girl, didn't ask for name, usually ask at the end of session if I like it and want to see her again. Not sure this time. But she is really pretty and I think I've seen her somewhere before, just can't remember where. Maybe some of you could refresh my memory. TS was promissing, massage was one of the best I've received in long time, but only standard NoVa finish with almost no roaming allowed, every time I tried she smiled and pulled away. Two things I want to know, first if Papaya and Top are connected and second if anyone had better experience with this girl.

**Hofi35** · 08-17-11 21:08

Originally Posted by Volvos40 [View Original Post]

Granted, I don't go for FS. But the Chinese LMt's that I go to in Tysons absolutely kill it. Dude are you really big and have alot of hair on your back?

I've been going to Chinese condos for a while now, I even had outcalls to come to my place (never forget Michelle) and untill the last two sessions never had problem. I am not fat, but have a lot of body hair. Most of girls have no problem with it, at least that is what they say."Lot a hair honey I love it"."Monkey" I always reply. If we are talking about same place, I think the problem is MMS hired few girls with wrong attitude. Just check the previous reports and you all will see that there are positive ones too. It's called bad luck.

**Hofi35** · 08-17-11 20:51

Originally Posted by LexLuther [View Original Post]

When you you fools realize that there is no such thing as a Japanese AMP in this country? There ARE plenty of Korean women who are willing to bullshit those who want to believe otherwise. BUT THERE ARE NO JAPANESE AMPs IN THIS COUNTRY!

If you had any sense at all you would be able to tell from the accent.

LexLuther

Even the japanese restaurants in VA are run by koreans

**Volvos40** · 08-17-11 20:30

Yeah. 6 I think is the new standard for nicer NOVA finishes. The. 4 might still work in a few places, with girls that you won't go back to.

Originally Posted by sslc1 [View Original Post]

Been away from AMPs for a while. Thought I'd give it a try again, after a few years of doing other things. Saw girl 5" short, late 20s, with nice trim body, probably A cup. Nice TS, she was a little reluctant with the touching, though, since I was new. Good enough massage, spent about 30 min face down. At the end some light touching and teasing. On the flip she started normal massage and I ask if I can touch. That led to more pleasnt things to happen, like climbing around on the table with lots of mutual touching. But at the end not more than the standard nova finish. After finish, she continued massaging for a while. For me this was a 7 for both looks and service. I wasn't sure what the going rates are now, since the house took. 8, I tipped. 6 (I did feel the attention I got was above AMP average). Maybe that was too much, according to what you guys are saying here. Anyway, I will probably return. The whole experience took about 50 minutes.

**Volvos40** · 08-17-11 19:48

Granted, I don't go for FS. But the Chinese LMt's that I go to in Tysons absolutely kill it. Dude are you really big and have alot of hair on your back?

Originally Posted by Cory James [View Original Post]

OMG, I called up the Ad in Eros and I was already skeptical becuz the Chinese spots are more miss then a hit unlike the Koreans. Unfortunately, this was a total miss.

The girl, who I believe is called Helen but works out of a condo off Arlington blvd in Fall Church with Sophia, was a 2 at best and hairy downstairs.

Looks = 1 (43yrs+?)

Body = 1.

Attitude =.1.

Service = 0 (Left in disgust)

Price $.6 (-$.4)

As soon as I started to get close to rubbing her downstairs with my fingers, all the complaints and rules came out. Can't even kiss the neck, no kissing anywhere. Hurry up. No touch there. No touch. Come on. Come on.

This from a 40+yr old woman who was fat and ugly? 5 mins of this complaining and ridiculous mood, I just got fed up and demanded my money back. She says, I take $20 and give you back everything. I said hurry up and give me my money.

Left and called the operator who apologized but says she doesn't know anything about her.

This is my 3rd horrible experience this year and all 3 were Chinese providors. I called other places on eros and BP but as soon as they told me they were Chinese, I just said forget it.

Is this just a coincidence or do others have the same issues with Chinese providers? I would definitely love to experience just 1 great session with a Chinese providor. But it's either been average at best or just bad and at this point I've given up on them.

Listed as Sophia on eros. AVOID!

Ph#: 202-459-7xxx

**LexLuther** · 08-17-11 19:48

Originally Posted by Capricaone [View Original Post]

For some fucking reason this made me crack up as I thought about all the shitty quality or dubious (dangerous) Chinese products imported into the US. I use to think of this as the crap you buy in Wal-Mart but this post made me realize it extends to the very women themselves! LOL. Stick to Korean for decent quality and Japanese for impeccable quality.

When you you fools realize that there is no such thing as a Japanese AMP in this country? There ARE plenty of Korean women who are willing to bullshit those who want to believe otherwise. BUT THERE ARE NO JAPANESE AMPs IN THIS COUNTRY!

If you had any sense at all you would be able to tell from the accent.

LexLuther

**Volvos40** · 08-17-11 19:25

Thanks, I'm sure that she'll be gone when I hit it.

Originally Posted by Sleazebum [View Original Post]

Gave up on Four Seasons and went to Papaya and happy that I did!

I met YURI who is probably the most beautiful and well shaped WOMAN I have seen at any AMP! Very nice "D", perfect shape and the service was so good the even I gave up and extra $20 over the usual tip.

I did not have to request anything! Everything we want was freely offered and gratefully accepted! Of course, there is NO FS there so go elsewhere if you are looking for that.

I will not go into any more detail. Just go see YURI and you will experience what a true Korean beauty is!

JJ

**Chullun** · 08-17-11 17:11

Saw Cindy at VIP in Herndon. Young and very pretty. Gorgeous B's / C's with light nips that just begged to be played with. TS was excellent and got a full massage including walking on my back. Began as standard finish but she gave me one hell of a happy ending! Seniors PM for details.

Always chullun