Massage Parlor Reports

[Plyfun]

Anyone try the new place in Hyannis? Its off rte 132. Heard the girl there is in her late 30's. I don't know anything else besides that. Anyone shed some light?

[Dirty Old Guy]

Steve,

I borrowed these tips from USTraveller, who is over in Hawaii (don't want to be accused of plagerism ) , and I agree that those tips are high over there.

In Phoenix, and certain parts of So. Calif, for 1/2 Hr the house is usually $40, and the tip for HE is $.6, for BJ $.8 and for FS $. These amounts obviously vary depending on the provider, and the location. Just an FYI.

This is a great list of tips. Not all of it applies to Boston.

First, we do not have the range of services available that are discussed here. For anything more than HE, check out the Providence forum.

Second, the costs vary considerably. I think a tip of $20-40 is good for most HE, according to how good it was, and what it included. That is of course after a house fee, which is often $60-70 or higher (based on one-hour massage). The prices listed in the AMP Tips and Guidelines seem high; it is possible the house fee is lower in whatever cities this applies to.

In a recent experience in Woburn (search for my posting) I got a good but not excellent HE, and I offered $30. She wanted $40, which I think is high, especially since she did not give me the full hour, but I gave it to her (and won't be back).

[Steve Naive]

she handed me off to a 5'1".160 pounder whose young and pretty days were long in the past. . She gave me a mediocre massage . Walked out at 8:45, so I didn't even get the full hour.

Reminds me of the Woody Allen line that goes something like: "The food is no good there." "Yeah, and the servings are so small!"

[Steve Naive]

AMP Tips and Guidelines

12) The "Tip". The girl will usually ask if there is anything else she can do for you or if you are "OK". This is where you say what you want (HJ, BJ, FS) or make the HJ, BJ, FS "motions". She'll either say how much or just ask you for money. This is where knowing the going rate is handy. It's usually $40-$60 for HJ, $80-$100 for BJ, and $100-$140 for FS.

This is a great list of tips. Not all of it applies to Boston.

First, we do not have the range of services available that are discussed here. For anything more than HE, check out the Providence forum.

Second, the costs vary considerably. I think a tip of $20-40 is good for most HE, according to how good it was, and what it included. That is of course after a house fee, which is often $60-70 or higher (based on one-hour massage). The prices listed in the AMP Tips and Guidelines seem high; it is possible the house fee is lower in whatever cities this applies to.

In a recent experience in Woburn (search for my posting) I got a good but not excellent HE, and I offered $30. She wanted $40, which I think is high, especially since she did not give me the full hour, but I gave it to her (and won't be back).

[Rito1]

Back to the Health Center in Quincy. Tried the 4 hand massage. The massage was with Sofia (had her last time) and Tina. Tina is about 40 wearing streach pants so you can see she has no ass but a nice looking chest. Long story short everything that happened in my 1st (

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1248040

) visit happened again X2. Only exception Tina did allow me to pull her pant down where Sofia will not.

6 +.4 X2

[Dirty Old Guy]

Santa,

Very good point on not carrying AMP cards around so mama can find them. But, hopefully, when you are away from the AMP, and back with mama, then the big head is doing all the thinking instead of the little head. HIDE THE DAMNED CARDS!

[QUOTE=Santa66; 1254643]

Boston,

3a) Get / Present a Business Card. Some AMPs have business cards so you can ask for one on your way out. I have the girls write their name on them so I didn't forget and I could "ask" for them when I go back. Even if they weren't there on my visit, it showed the new provider or mama-san that I was there before. If you walk in with a business card and ask for a specific girl, that's a pretty big clue you're back for more.

That's a pretty thorough (and good) list of tips, particularly for the uninitiated. I'd only add one cavaet, and it pertains to tip #3a. Carrying a business card from an AMP (especially with a young lady's name scrawled on it) could become a problem if your wife or significant other came across it. Be careful.

[Griss]

Wow, Dirty Old Guy, that's a great guide for newbies! It served me well today. The only other AMP I had been to before this was the infamous Midnight Cowboy on 6th St in Austin, which was more like an outright whorehouse. There was no attempt at a massage, really, just "you want [thrusts pelvis forward]?" when I walked in.

Anyway, checked out Comfortable Massage at 217B Highland (Somerville) today. Called at 5:00 and made an appointment for 5:30. Half hour, $40. Walked in, there's an older guy reclining watching a little TV to the left of the door, and the attendant is "Tina". Not top of the line, for sure. Probably 40, chubby. Looks like she's been at it a while. She asked me a few times if I'd been there before, I said no but I've been to other parlors.

Went for the medium massage, she used oil and baby powder, that was nice. (Like I said, this is my first time actually getting a massage at one of these places.) Couldn't tell if she was "going for the flip" because she just sort of pushed on my side a little. Anyway I flipped myself over, and she asked "oh, you want to flip over?" Towel over the boys, then light stroking all over my front and legs for probably 8 minutes. My hands running up her butt and over the breasts (outside of the clothes) ; I got under the shirt for a bit but she was wearing a pretty thick bra and my one-handed bra skills are sadly lacking.

Anyway, finally I sensed that my half hour was almost up so I slowly pushed the towel off and looked down. Then followed about a minute of awkwardness, in which I mentioned I had more money, and she kept saying "oh, no, can't". I realized quickly that forcing her to suggest things probably made me look like a cop haha. So I basically moved her hand gently down to little griss and gave a nod. She gives me this wide-eyed look (no joke, this 40-year-old who looks like she's been at it a while) and goes "I scared." and does the handcuffed arms gesture. So I (again being an idiot) said, it's me that's going to get in trouble, not you! (I think what she wanted me to say was "I'm not a police officer", right?)

Anyway, she quickly got into it and it was clear that she knew exactly what she was doing. Hot towel clean up, bottle of water. Tipped $40 (which was not discussed prior to the HE; is this normal?) on top of the $40 for the half-hour.

All in all, very successful. If I go back and she recognizes me, I can probably ask for more if I don't mind it being with her. Anyway I'm not picky. Would at least like to get that shirt and bra off even if she won't go for the CBJ. Hopefully there's someone younger working there at a different time though.

[Santa66]

[QUOTE=Dirty Old Guy; 1254426]Boston,

3a) Get / Present a Business Card. Some AMPs have business cards so you can ask for one on your way out. I have the girls write their name on them so I didn't forget and I could "ask" for them when I go back. Even if they weren't there on my visit, it showed the new provider or mama-san that I was there before. If you walk in with a business card and ask for a specific girl, that's a pretty big clue you're back for more.

That's a pretty thorough (and good) list of tips, particularly for the uninitiated. I'd only add one cavaet, and it pertains to tip #3a. Carrying a business card from an AMP (especially with a young lady's name scrawled on it) could become a problem if your wife or significant other came across it. Be careful.

[Dirty Old Guy]

Boston,

Thought I'd help the newbies get started off on the right foot with this as well. This is from a monger in Hawaii, USTraveller.

AMP Tips and Guidelines

Here are some tips and etiquette for visitors looking for extras in an AMP (Asian Massage Parlor). I'm one who prefers the AMPs to the other mongering options because they seem to provide a safe and relaxing environment. I wanted to share some general information in a number of sections and decided to do it here instead as more people are likely to view it and add on. I hope this can help any newbies to AMPs or jog the memory of AMP experts to dish out some tips of their own.

1) Leave Valuables and Extra Money Outside. Only take in what you need. Some places may want to see your I'd. You will need money or a credit card to pay. I usually take my cell-phone, keys, and only enough money to pay for what I want. If you don't know what the charge will be, put money in different pockets or hide it in your wallet (behind a photo or something) so they don't see all your money at once. I had one girl looking in my wallet after I told her I was used to paying $100 for FS and she wanted $150. Luckily, I had already "moved" the extra money somewhere else and only paid the $100. Use the specific city forums to research and post pricing in the area you are going.

2) Entry into the AMP. Entry can be done in a number of ways. Sometimes, there is a locked door with a buzzer and sometimes you enter like a normal business. When you are greeted, smile and say Hello, to the person letting you in. They will most likely be the mama-san who is in charge of the girls. At some point, either at the front or in a massage room, you'll be asked what you want. Simply state "1 Hour Please" or whatever time limit you want. You'll be told a price and you should pay that to start without talking about any tips or extras. I recommend at least an hour as shorter times may cheapen your experience. 30 minutes is good if you are in a rush or short on cash. Sometimes you pay the person admitting you and sometimes it's the actual girl you pay. At this point, you aren't asking for anything other than a massage.

3) Become a Repeat Customer. This seems to be the number one factor. The providers want to make sure you are "not a cop" and once they are comfortable that you aren't, they will more than likely provide extras. I've been asked many times,"have you been here before?" and it's always good to answer "yes". If they remember you, even better. If not, try and remember the name of the person you saw before.

3a) Get / Present a Business Card. Some AMPs have business cards so you can ask for one on your way out. I have the girls write their name on them so I didn't forget and I could "ask" for them when I go back. Even if they weren't there on my visit, it showed the new provider or mama-san that I was there before. If you walk in with a business card and ask for a specific girl, that's a pretty big clue you're back for more.

3b) Fake Being a Repeat Customer. If you haven't been to a particular place before, act like you have been. Get information about them in the forums for the cities you plan on visiting, or your home town. Find out the going rates for HJ, BJ, FS etc. And have the money handy. Even a little comment during the Table Shower or Sauna such as "this is my favorite part" or something along those lines will make them think you were there before. Do your research before you go!

3c) If you are a new Customer. You can tell them that you have been to other AMP's in another city. This is a good technique if you are travelling and are trying out AMP's in a new city. You can also name a competitor and say you used to go there but you moved and this one is closer or that you want to try something new. The goal is to let them know you've been to AMP's before, but that you are new to their particular establishment. Depending on the place, this may or may not lead to extras.

3d) Prove you are not LE. If a provider thinks you are a cop, you will most likely NOT get any extras. This is why some check your drivers license (although I haven't had that happen). Some are content with the "Are you a cop?"/"no" routine. Others want to be sure so tips like being free with your nudity, placing her hands on your genitals, or anything else that leads them to believe you are a normal guy not looking to bust them. That's pretty much the whole point of being a repeat customer.

4) Get Fully Undressed ASAP. Yes, you will be naked. In my experience, the girl takes your door fee, leaves for a minute or more. Sometimes she will ask you to get undressed, sometimes she won't, sometimes she will and you won't understand a word she said. So use this time to take ALL of your clothes off. My first time, I was standing in my underwear and she told me to take those off too. I felt as if she knew it was my first time. So get naked and if the towel slides off, let it. It will show her that you have done this before. Be free with nudity.

5) Use Provided "Purse". Many times, you will see a little purse or bag that is there for you to put valuables in. Use it to put your "valuables" in and carry that with you to other areas of the spa. You may go to a sauna, hot-tub, shower, or table-shower. Since you won't have pockets, look for the little bag and carry it with you. If they don't have one, you can ask for one. In some places, you may just stay in the room you were brought into the entire time (no shower). In this case, you will be able to keep an eye on your things. If you are leaving the room and are worried, look for something to carry your valuables in. NOTE: Having your things in the little bag is a neat clue to the girl that you have done this before.

6) Bring your own condom. The "purse" is a great opportunity to place a condom where she can see it. If there is no purse, lay the condom on a table or somewhere that is in view. Usually, if they are providing extras, they will provide the condom. But showing the initiative to bringing your own indicates you are there for more than a massage.

7) Shower Etiquette. Some places offer a shower where you go in yourself and wash. If they don't offer, ask if there is one. Some places take you to a table-shower where they put you on a table and wash you. Some places, the girl will wash everything including your genitals. This is a good thing. Some places may ask you to wash your own genitals and I would advise you to do so if you want them to do anything later. It is not generally appropriate to ask for extras at this time. It also helps if you know where the shower is and lead her there instead of her leading you.

8) Enjoy the Massage. It's part of the experience, and the girls usually give you a pretty good massage. If you have a stiff neck, sore legs, or something else, let her know so she can concentrate on those areas. You usually start out on your stomach and she rubs your back, legs, arms, etc. She may brush against you with her crotch, lift up her skirt and sit on your butt, and lean over brushing her body against you. Different places vary as far as touching her, but light brushing on her leg or arm aren't too intrusive and will generally let her know you are looking for extras. This isn't necessary and I usually don't "touch" her until later. This is still part of the "I'm not a cop" routine.

9) Lose the Towel. If there is a towel covering you, do everything possible to get it off of you. If it's covering your butt, roll around while she isn't near you so it gets out of position or falls to the floor. If she puts it back, lose it again. Don't be too obvious but at some point, the towel will most likely be tossed aside. If she is persistent, feel free to ask "no towel please" or something along those lines.

10) Become Aroused. Usually, the girl will try to get you aroused. She'll lighten up the touch a little around your buttocks and brush your skin gently. Shift yourself if you do become aroused to "let her know" that you need room to grow. If you aren't getting aroused, shift yourself anyway to "fake" getting aroused. This will let her know that your johnson is growing and you are getting ready. She may even reach underneath and lend a helping hand if you are lucky.

11) Wait to Flip Over. At some point, she'll ask you to flip over. When she does, simply flip over onto your back. You may or may not be aroused at this point. Either way, she'll know and she'll do everything she legally knows how to make sure you get aroused. This is a time to smile and enjoy her expertise.

12) The "Tip". The girl will usually ask if there is anything else she can do for you or if you are "OK". This is where you say what you want (HJ, BJ, FS) or make the HJ, BJ, FS "motions". She'll either say how much or just ask you for money. This is where knowing the going rate is handy. It's usually $40-$60 for HJ, $80-$100 for BJ, and $100-$140 for FS. Keep in mind that you can always negotiate and it may vary depending on where in the USA, or world, you are. She may leave for a minute or two or she may just start right there. The key to negotiating is getting a fair value. If you offer $20 for FS and she accepts, it will probably be the worst FS ever. If you overpay, then you ruin the great value of the AMP. So try not to stray too far above or below the going rate. I usually offer at the low end (I. E. $100 for FS) and say that's what I'm used to paying. Tell her what you want and a price you want to pay. She'll most likely be reluctant to give you pricing.

13) The Fun Part. When she returns (or starts) , it's generally acceptable that you can now touch her. She may or may not like you to and you have to respect her individual level of comfort. I've had girls get completely naked, sit between my legs, and give me a HJ as well as one that stands there fully clothed doing it. I can't predict what will happen but this will affect your decision to return or not return. If you are getting BJ or FS, she will most likely provide and put on the condom (which I recommend) and she'll start. If you brought your own, she may use that one. Again, if you want to be on top, do it doggie-style, or want her on top, they are generally open to how you want to do it.

14) Variations. If you are into DATY or other things, be up front with it. I've done DATY on a number of girls and some get into it and some don't. Some enjoy when you touch and finger them and some don't. Some will let you massage them and some won't. I've never looked for Anal so I can't give advice on that. Some places will only give HJ. So be aware and look for advice in your local forums.

15) Happy Ending. After the ending, she'll usually clean you up or get rid of the condom if there was one used. Sometimes, a hot towel, a beverage, and even mouthwash are provided. If you paid for an hour and you finish early, you may or may not get the full time limit. Some girls will continue the massage, some will tell you to get dressed. This is another area where different places differ greatly. If you feel cheated out of your time, feel free to express your opinion.

16) Be Polite. I use this motto in life, but the providers are people just like you and me, and they like being treated with respect. During the massage, try giving out a compliment such as "that feels nice" or "your hands are so soft" instead of something like "you have nice tits" or "I can't wait to f*k you". I find that being nice goes a lot farther than acting like an ass. Talk to them like you'd talk to a new friend.

17) Learn the Language. If you can learn Korean / Chinese / etc, you will most likely have an easier time communicating what you want in an AMP. The most difficult part is telling them what you want or trying to listen to their broken english. You'll most likely find yourself in a vulnerable position making the "BJ" motion followed by a dollar amount. Learning their native tongue, or a few phrases, can improve your experience.

18) Post Your Experience. We don't need every detail, but posting in the city forum where the AMP / Spa is located will help everyone with certain details of locations and pricing and if anything beyond a massage happened. Price and extras vary from region to region. If you get ripped off at a place, tell us that too and we'll appreciate you "taking one for the team".

Disclaimer: This is just based on my experience in AMPs in a few cities as well as some tips I saw on this forum. I don't claim to be an expert. Feel free to add on your own tips and direct others from the City forums you post in to this section. Next time someone asks "any advice for visiting an AMP for the first time", you can point them here and hopefully others will share their tips and advice. I'm always looking for new tips too. I did this over a year ago in the old forum and thought I'd start a new thread here to help out everyone who goes to AMPs.

-USTraveller.

Gentlemen:

If you are new to the hobby, I offer a simple recommendation:

Go to 'therapeutic' on CL. Find an ad that interests you. Then enter the phone number into Google or Bing. If you see reviews, read them. If the reviews leave you all excited, visit the places described.

When you go, lay down on the table and relax. When the lady touches the sensitive parts, make it clear that you have experienced joy. When she approaches the head of the table, touch her legs, gently, and tell her (a) how attractive she is or (be) what a nice job she's doing or (see) how much you need a nice massage.

If all goes well, write a review. If it does not go well, write a review.

The last thing you want to do if you really want to obtain information is to post a comment that says: "Hi Boys. I'm new to all this but horny as hell. What AMPs can you recommend? Which ladies do you like? How much should I be prepared to offer for a tip? And, by the way, when are they open, where should I park, does she have nice nips, will she provide BBBJ? How about DATY? What's their phone number?"

We were all new to this once. We did not depend on others to tell us what to do. We took a chance, invested a few dollars, then shared info and asked for feedback. That's how it works. As I like to say, if you TOFFT, the worst thing that could happen is that you'll enjoy a decent back rub. The best thing that can happen is that you will be the first to discover a lovely little spinner who was hoping to meet a nice customer just like you!

Best,

BA

[Boston Ampfan]

Gentlemen:

If you are new to the hobby, I offer a simple recommendation:

Go to 'therapeutic' on CL. Find an ad that interests you. Then enter the phone number into Google or Bing. If you see reviews, read them. If the reviews leave you all excited, visit the places described.

When you go, lay down on the table and relax. When the lady touches the sensitive parts, make it clear that you have experienced joy. When she approaches the head of the table, touch her legs, gently, and tell her (a) how attractive she is or (be) what a nice job she's doing or (c) how much you need a nice massage.

If all goes well, write a review. If it does not go well, write a review.

The last thing you want to do if you really want to obtain information is to post a comment that says: "Hi Boys. I'm new to all this but horny as hell. What AMPs can you recommend? Which ladies do you like? How much should I be prepared to offer for a tip? And, by the way, when are they open, where should I park, does she have nice nips, will she provide BBBJ? How about DATY? What's their phone number? "

We were all new to this once. We did not depend on others to tell us what to do. We took a chance, invested a few dollars, then shared info and asked for feedback. That's how it works. As I like to say, if you TOFFT, the worst thing that could happen is that you'll enjoy a decent back rub. The best thing that can happen is that you will be the first to discover a lovely little spinner who was hoping to meet a nice customer just like you!

Best,

BA

[Trumoose23]

I thought I had heard that Alice had left (along with Christine (too bad) CoCo and LeeLee and there were 3 new girls there? Anyone been there recently?

Was there about a week ago or so, and she's still there.

[Member #4772]

Saw Jenny in metrowest. Good massage, good tease before the flip. Jenny used to work at Franklin St. Wears a thong. Roaming top utc and a little below utc with "no inside".

6 hse fee.

5 tip.

PM if you need details.

Hi.

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[WalterMitty]

So I finally tried the infamous Hong (Tewksbury) and I must say In was very disappointed.

I knew I was going to be nearby so I called (at 11am) made an appt for 1pm, she asked that I call back at noon to confirm, which I did. Once inside and on the table she asked if I could wait a bit because she was finishing up with someone in the room next door.

I agreed.

30 freakin minutes later, a long time to be there laying naked. I almost left at the 20minute mark but she poked her head in and said she'd be right in.

Finally, she began after apologizing profusely. I don't know if I lost my motivation or what but I thought her massage was less than adequate and the HE was a fuckin chore. Plus the phone kept ringing and if she answered, I was leaving.

She didn't, I wish she had.

I just don't find her attractive at all. It's like gettin a HJ from somebody on the street who you wouldn't look twice at.

Massage. 3.

Looks. 3.

HE. 1.

Standard rate

[Stressed Out]

Alice in CT lately has been like a cattle drive, get them in and out. Recent visits haven't got past 45 minutes when they used be always 1 hour. Anyone else notice.

This?

I thought I had heard that Alice had left (along with Christine (too bad) CoCo and LeeLee and there were 3 new girls there? Anyone been there recently?

[Stressed Out]

Spotted a new place at 217B Highland Ave, Somerville."Comfortable Massage" or "Comfortable Bodywork and Massage". The location was a Caribbean food joint until recently; now they've papered over the windows and put up home-printed signs with their phone number etc.

Craigslist ads from past three days.

here

here

here

Being extremely new at the AMP game, was hoping you guys could give some advice on whether you think (from the ad / picture) this place might offer what I'm looking for? I should have a report for the thread soon.

We have conflicting reports on this one and as a newbie you can help yourself out by visiting and helping to clear up the conflict. It's one of the only ways to get yourself helped here. We've had one report of a nice massage, tease and HJ and one of a nice massage and that's it. I look forward to your review.